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THE FREE TERRITORY OF VOROND
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People's Commissariat for External Relations

Comrades,

on decision of the Supreme Soviet regarding the 4th 5-year-plan, the P.C. for external relations was advised to establish contact with our neighbour states and the rest of the world. I am proud to report that as of today we have done so! Several governmental buildings have been allocated in the capital to house the foreigners' delegations. We will not discriminate, all nations who maintain the desired level of rights and freedoms are welcome to fill out the attached form and to apply.

Stanislav Masinski
People's Commissar for External Relations

Locations:
All locations entail underground garage and exactly 1.500m² per embassy.

Brokdorf-H Via Stalingrada 23-44

Brokdorf-D Bakunin-Boulevard 1-8, floors 2-21


Brokdorf-B Via Berkopola 560-671
560: The Commonwealth of Yasashii
585: The Voerdish Free State

Please take note that no diplomatic immunity will be granted. All staff and personnel willbe expected to sign a document making them accountable under Vorondae Laws and Directives. Also religious soliciting and propaganda are strictly prohibited.

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[u][b]National Information:[/b][/u]
[u]- Full Name of Nation:[/u]
[u]- Government Type:[/u]
[u]- Head of State:[/u]
[u]- Head of Government:[/u]
[u]- Minister of Foreign Affairs or Equivalent:[/u]

[b][u]Ambassadorial Information:[/u][/b]
[u]- Ambassador's Name:[/u]
[u]- Ambassador's Family (if any):[/u]
[u]- Are there any health of security issues local authorities should be alerted of?[/u]

[u]Locational Information:[/u]
[i]Please place any special requests in the "Second Choice Location" field and justify them in the field directly below it. Please make only realistic requests and be prepared to pay any fees associated with the design, construction or maintenance of special requests.[/i]
[u]- wished Location:[/u]
[u]- special requests and requirements[/u]
[u]- If making a special request, why do you feel this is necessary?[/u]

[b][u]Staff and Equipment Information:[/u][/b]
[i]Please remember, armed/military vehicles, machine guns, explosives, riot gear and armor-piercing weapons are prohibited. We ask that you limit employment based on the guidelines above. Also all locally hired staff is to be granted the rights specified under Vorondae law, including healthcare-reembursement.[/i]
[u]- Diplomatic Staff:[/u]
[u]- Security Staff:[/u]
[u]- Service Staff:[/u]
[u]- Will you be hiring locally?[/u]
[u]- Number and Type of Weapons:[/u]
[u]- Number and Type of Vehicles:[/u]

[b][u]Miscellaneous:[/u][/b]
[u]- Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation?[/u]
[u]- Do you have any special requests?[/u]
[u]- Would you like to enter into trade/treaty talks?[/u]
[u]- Is there any additional information we should know?[/u]
[u]- Please declare any drugs, alcohol, animals or plants you are bringing into the country.[/u]

[u]- What is your opinion of the Free Territory?[/u]
[u]- What is your opinion of [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maoism]Mao-Zedong-Thought?[/url]?[/u]
[u]- What is your opinion of [URL=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deng_Xiaoping_Theory]Deng-Xiaoping-Theory?[/url][/u]
[u]- What is your opinion on third-way-economics in general?[/u]
[u]- What role does organized socialism take in your political system?[/u]
[u]- How would you characterize your national economic system?[/u]
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Postby Yasashii » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:00 pm



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To The Honorable Stanislav Masinski, People's Commissar for External Relations of The Free Territory of Vorond,
On the Establishment of a Commonwealth Embassy in The Free Territory.



My esteemed counterpart,

It is my pleasure to submit an application for the establishment of an embassy within the borders of The Free Territory of Vorond. Please accept this humble application as it is submitted with the best intentions and kindest remarks in mind. You will find it is filled out in its entirety; my administration and I hope this is the start of strong and positive ties.


Best Regards,
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Rei Hitomi,
Deputy National Director and Director of Foreign Affairs


National Information:
- Full Name of Nation: The Commonewealth of Yasashii
- Government Type: Limited Constitutional Democracy
- Head of State: National Director Alexander "Akito" Bae
- Head of Government: As above
- Minister of Foreign Affairs or Equivalent: Director Rei Hitomi

Ambassadorial Information:
- Ambassador's Name: Dr. Izuko Wanatabe
- Ambassador's Family (if any): Wife Arana will be accompanying Dr. Wanatabe
- Are there any health of security issues local authorities should be alerted of? None.

Locational Information:
Please place any special requests in the "Second Choice Location" field and justify them in the field directly below it. Please make only realistic requests and be prepared to pay any fees associated with the design, construction or maintenance of special requests.
- wished Location: Brokdorf-B Via Berkopola 560
- Special requests and requirements Permission to maintain a koi pond on the embassy grounds. Precautions will be taken to prevent vandalism, theft, and local wildlife from eating/removing koi.
- If making a special request, why do you feel this is necessary? In Yasashii, it is not unusual for large homes, buildings, and professional establishments to have koi ponds in their lobby or on their grounds.

Staff and Equipment Information:
Please remember, armed/military vehicles, machine guns, explosives, riot gear and armor-piercing weapons are prohibited. We ask that you limit employment based on the guidelines above.
- Diplomatic Staff: 20
- Security Staff: 20
- Service Staff: 40
- Will you be hiring locally? Yes
- Number and Type of Weapons: 1 9mm pistol per guard, 1 taser per guard, 1 baton per guard, and 5 Yasashii-manufactured Daewoo K7 (never to leave embassy grounds and locked out of automatic mode).

- Number and Type of Vehicles: 1 Asai Series 8-300h, 5 Asai Series 7-250e, 9 Asai Series 5-250e.

Miscellaneous:
- Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Already completed.
- Do you have any special requests? None at the moment.
- Would you like to enter into trade/treaty talks? In the near future.
- Is there any additional information we should know? Not at the moment.
- Please declare any drugs, alcohol, animals or plants you are bringing into the country. Sake and amazake (only mildly alcoholic) and Yasashii-brewed beers; dwarf Japanese maples, dwarf Japanese white pines, juniper and moss for use in bonsai.

- What is your opinion of the Free Territory? Generally positive.
- What is your opinion of NEP? An excellent solution to the socialist economic question - balancing the right of the people to be productive and the need to control large industry in the name of socialism. Perhaps a wise idea for Vorond, but not applicable to Yasashii.
- What role does organized socialism play in your political system? Though Yasashii could not be defined as socialist, it does have many socialist and left-wing politicians. The state does implement a large number of socially progressive policies in the name of social liberalism. Yasashii's government seeks to ensure all people have an equal footing and generous tools to advance and achieve personal enlightenment through personal development, though leaves this path open to each individual.
- How would you characterize your national economic system? Social market economy/third way.
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Postby Vorond » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:52 pm

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People's Comissariat for External Relations

Comrade Director,

As per Directive 312, the Subcomittee for external relations of the Supreme Soviet voted on the matter this afternoon,
and it is my pleasure to convey the acceptance of your request. Please make sure however that your ornamental
Cyprinus Carpio do not contaminate the environment as they after all are not native to our nation and could supplant
the native varieties. The People's Assembly is always open for visitors, and I am looking forward to working with
Dr.Wanatabe and his staff. On a sidenote, Chairman Blum has expressed the wish to meet Dr.Wanatabe
in person. I am sure something can be arranged. Should you encounter any trouble at all be sure to contact my office immediately.

Masinski.
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To: The Voronda People's Commissariat for External Relations
From: Minister of Foreign Affairs Izmae Wudar Kønewud
Subject: Embassy Application


Greetings,

On behalf of the Federation of the Kangaroo Republic, we would very much like to apply for an embassy in the nation of Vorond. Below you will find the properly filled in application form for an embassy within your nation. Should there be anything wrong with the application then please send a notification so that we may revise the applicaton and send a new version.


National Information:
- Full Name of Nation: The Federation of the Kangaroo Republic
- Government Type: Federal Parliamentary Republic
- Head of State: President Aezak Wudar Daenbruk
- Head of Government: Prime Mininster Andru Norakxezix Wezuzi
- Minister of Foreign Affairs or Equivalent: Minister of Foreign Affairs Izmae Wudar Kønewud

Ambassadorial Information:
- Ambassador's Name: Erik Ruzakvax Jakram
- Ambassador's Family (if any): Roderik Ruzakvax Jakram (husband), Notinnham Wudar Jakram (son)
- Are there any health of security issues local authorities should be alerted of? -

Locational Information:
Please place any special requests in the "Second Choice Location" field and justify them in the field directly below it. Please make only realistic requests and be prepared to pay any fees associated with the design, construction or maintenance of special requests.
- wished Location: no preference
- special requests and requirements -
- If making a special request, why do you feel this is necessary? -

Staff and Equipment Information:
Please remember, armed/military vehicles, machine guns, explosives, riot gear and armor-piercing weapons are prohibited. We ask that you limit employment based on the guidelines above. Also all locally hired staff is to be granted the rights specified under Vorondae law, including healthcare-reembursement.
- Diplomatic Staff: 7
- Security Staff: 5
- Service Staff: 5
- Will you be hiring locally? Yes
- Number and Type of Weapons: MP-443 Grach (5)
- Number and Type of Vehicles: Mercedes-Benz W212 (3)

Miscellaneous:
- Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Yes (link in signature)
- Do you have any special requests? -
- Would you like to enter into trade/treaty talks? Yes
- Is there any additional information we should know? We have followed your nation closely recently. And we have found out that your nation seems to take an aggressive stance on non-human sapient species, you refer to them as 'subhuman' and you have recently, in the light of the recent pony revolutions, seemed to have changed your border policy, executing any 'subhuman' species that wishes to cross your borders.

This raises a lot of concern for us as the safety of our staff members, who are sapient kangaroos, is not guaranteed by the government. While our knowledge of the non-human situation in your nation is limited, from what we know so far, we are incredibly cautious and we would like to be informed more of your nation's stance on non-human sapient species and if the delegation we are willing to send will be granted diplomatic immunity and will be protected from persecution based on their species.

If your nation does persecute non-human sapient species, then we will have to cancel our application immediately due to the severe risk of the safety of the staff members.

We would also request some info regarding LGBT rights in your country, especially regarding gay marriages and adoption.
- Please declare any drugs, alcohol, animals or plants you are bringing into the country. -

- What is your opinion of the Free Territory? We hold neutral views, but we are very concerned about this nation due to the recent turn of events regarding the pony revolutions. However, with the opening of an embassy in Vorond, we hope to create a better understanding between our two nations and hopefully work for a future where non-human sapient species will not be discriminated any longer in the Free Territory of Vorond.
- What is your opinion of NEP? It is far too leftist for us.
- What is your opinion on third-way-economics in general? Generally good. Our nation itself maintains a social market economy/mixed economy.
- What role does organized socialism take in your political system? The FKR is generally not socialist. Although we do have the socialist party which plays a minor role in the coalition government with the social liberal party and the libertarian party.
- How would you characterize your national economic system? A social market economy



Signed,
Minister of Foreign Affairs Izmae Wudar Kønewud
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National Information:
- Full Name of Nation: The Voerdish Free State
- Government Type: Republic
- Head of State: President Abel Thiers
- Head of Government: President Abel Thiers (de iure), Secretary of State Esther Malan (de facto)
- Minister of Foreign Affairs or Equivalent: Secretary of Foreign Affairs Lena Mackenzie

Ambassadorial Information:
- Ambassador's Name: Dirk Viljoen
- Ambassador's Family (if any): None
- Are there any health of security issues local authorities should be alerted of? No

Locational Information:
Please place any special requests in the "Second Choice Location" field and justify them in the field directly below it. Please make only realistic requests and be prepared to pay any fees associated with the design, construction or maintenance of special requests.
- wished Location: Brokdorf-B Via Berkopola 585
- special requests and requirements No
- If making a special request, why do you feel this is necessary?

Staff and Equipment Information:
Please remember, armed/military vehicles, machine guns, explosives, riot gear and armor-piercing weapons are prohibited. We ask that you limit employment based on the guidelines above. Also all locally hired staff is to be granted the rights specified under Vorondae law, including healthcare-reembursement.
- Diplomatic Staff: 18
- Security Staff: 12
- Service Staff: 15
- Will you be hiring locally? Yes
- Number and Type of Weapons: 13 revolvers, 16 tasers
- Number and Type of Vehicles: 2 cars

Miscellaneous:
- Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Currently we don't have any embassy programme, but it'd be nice when we establish one
- Do you have any special requests? No
- Would you like to enter into trade/treaty talks? Yes
- Is there any additional information we should know? No
- Please declare any drugs, alcohol, animals or plants you are bringing into the country. None, unless medical drugs are not available in your country.

- What is your opinion of the Free Territory? Quite positive
- What is your opinion of NEP? Much better than "war communism"
- What is your opinion on third-way-economics in general? Positive
- What role does organized socialism take in your political system? Important, considering that our economy is dominated by worker cooperatives
- How would you characterize your national economic system? Mixed, leaning towards socialism

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Postby Vorond » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:31 am

To: The Voerdish Free State

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People's Comissariat for External Relations

Comrade Secretary,

As per Directive 312, the Subcomittee for external relations of the Supreme Soviet voted on the matter this afternoon,
and it is my pleasure to convey the acceptance of your request. You may take up residence in your respective chosen area immediately, may the friendship of both our peoples last long and strengthen us both.

Masinski
People's Commissar


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To: The kangaroo Republic

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Postby Democratic Koyro » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:47 am

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To: The Government of the The Free Territory of Vorond
From: Hu Yang, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Koy People's Democratic Republic
Subject: Establishment of Embassy

Dear Sir/Madam, I Minister Hu Yang of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Koy People's Democratic Republic, on behalf of the Koy People's Socialist Revolutionary Party, The People of our Nation and our Great Leader, Comrade Ohanka, hereby request that an embassy of the Koy People's Democratic Republic be established within the The Free Territory of Vorond, we believe this would be most benefical to both our nations and help establish diplomatic relations between our two states. We would also like to extend the hand of friendship to your great nation on behalf of the similarities of our economic systems through a trade agreement and any other treaties you wish to discuss at your pleasure.

Below is our returned application to be reviewed by your Foreign Affairs department,

with Great Respect

Minister Hu Yang, Foreign Affairs.


National Information:
- Full Name of Nation: The Koy People's Democratic Republic
- Government Type: Single Party Socialist State
- Head of State: Paramount Leader Ohanka John
- Head of Government: Premier Ohanka Hyong
- Minister of Foreign Affairs or Equivalent: Minister Hu Yang

Ambassadorial Information:
- Ambassador's Name: Shen Wu
- Ambassador's Family (if any): Wife, Shen Suk, Son (14) Shen Jong
- Are there any health of security issues local authorities should be alerted of? Shen Jong is allergic to pineapples

Locational Information:
Please place any special requests in the "Second Choice Location" field and justify them in the field directly below it. Please make only realistic requests and be prepared to pay any fees associated with the design, construction or maintenance of special requests.
- wished Location:Brokdorf-H Via Stalingrada 28
- special requests and requirements we request permission to build a statue of our Great Paramount Leader, Comrade Ohanka, in the enterance Hall of our embassy, and for permission to bring portraits of our Leader to hang from living areas and working space.
- If making a special request, why do you feel this is necessary? to uphold the morale of the workers

Staff and Equipment Information:
Please remember, armed/military vehicles, machine guns, explosives, riot gear and armor-piercing weapons are prohibited. We ask that you limit employment based on the guidelines above. Also all locally hired staff is to be granted the rights specified under Vorondae law, including healthcare-reembursement.
- Diplomatic Staff: 20
- Security Staff: 15
- Service Staff: 24
- Will you be hiring locally? For Service Staff, yes.
- Number and Type of Weapons: 15 Mark. II Koy Self Defence Pistols, 15 MK. IV Koy Self Defence Sub Machine guns.
- Number and Type of Vehicles: 4 Black koy Armoured Limo's, and, if you are agreeable, 1 Black Koy unarmed MI-8 Ambassadorial Transport helicopter.

Miscellaneous:
- Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? Indeed, we would also be honoured if you would apply for an embassy within "The Palace of the People", the function and meaning of this honour are explained in our Embassy Program website (see sig)
- Do you have any special requests? None except those requested in vehicles and embassy construction
- Would you like to enter into trade/treaty talks? Yes
- Is there any additional information we should know? None
- Please declare any drugs, alcohol, animals or plants you are bringing into the country. None

- What is your opinion of the Free Territory? Favourable
- What is your opinion of NEP? The NEP proposed by Great Comrade Lenin is a vital stepping stone for States that wish to move from Capitalism to State Socialism and ultimately Communism.
- What is your opinion on third-way-economics in general? an improvement from Capitalism, however we are against third-way economics and prefer a Communist/State Socialist Economic system
- What role does organized socialism take in your political system? we have a heavily centrally planned economy, focused around providing all needs to the workers equally and fairly, we have a State Socialist Economic Model
- How would you characterize your national economic system? State Socialism
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Postby Vorond » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:30 am

Discussion was heated and loud in the chambers of the Subcommittee for External Relations, as how to react upon the application received from the dictatorship of Ohanka John. This was a rather big step for the unseasoned delegates. How was one to handle stalinism...no, their small number was ill-equipped to judge this matter, disregarding the directives making it their responsibility. This decision had to be taken before the Supreme Soviet. Stanislav Masinski felt out of his league here...he was a diplomat, not an ideologist. He picked up the phone, requesting a call to the office of the chairman of the Supreme Soviet. Old Karadze would have to deal with this, clearing away some space in the agenda for a potentially monumental discussion about the future of the Free Territory.
And he would get together with his advisors and friends this evening...this was a happy event nevertheless. A sign. The little group of rebels had grown into an international force, the few streets in Brokdorf that first called themselves the "Free Territory" were now a world-power. But what stress that had produced, one had to decide about crazy foreigners wanting to build a statue of their head honcho on the Via Stalingrada! Hah, the nerve! Hm, but what to do with their application. After short deliberation he binned it, and quickly worked out a missive for the foreigners.



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Free Territory of Vorond
People's Commissariat for External Relations

to: Minister Hu Yang, Foreign Affairs.
from: S. Masinski, PCER

Comrade Minister

Your application was processed by the Subcommittee for External Relations and forwarded to the Supreme Soviet.
We shall inform you on the decision reached by this our highest legislative authority as soon as it is possible.
Until then I remain

Masinski
People's Commissar
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Postby Vorond » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:14 am

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to: Minister Hu Yang, Foreign Affairs.
from: Bergmann. Secretary 2nd class

Under order of the Supreme Soviets mandate I shall give you our decision: Due to the totalitarian nature of your government your application is rejected, your nation wil not be recognized by the Free Territory.

Hans Bergmann
Secretary (2nd class) to the Supreme Soviets Subcommittee for External Relations
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Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:20 am

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To: The Voronda People's Commissariat for External Relations
From: Minister of Foreign Affairs Izmae Wudar Kønewud
Subject: Embassy Rejection


Dear sir,

We find the blunt rejection of our embassy application, without providance of any reason, unacceptable and very discourteous. We demand to be provided with a valid reason for the rejection of our embassy application so that we, if possible, could adjust the application where necessary, and send a revized version of it.


Signed,

Minister of Foreign Affairs, Izmae Wudar Kønewud
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Postby Vorond » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:25 pm

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Free Territory of Vorond
People's Commissariat for External Relations

To: the entity known as the Federation of the Kangaroo Republic

This response was generated automaticly and is valid without signature

To quote your own application: "If your nation does persecute non-human sapient species, then we will have to cancel our application immediately due to the severe risk of the safety of the staff members."

There is no such thing as a non-human sapient lifeform and we do not negotiate with delusional individuals who insist they themselves are such.

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Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:57 am

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To: Voronda People's Commissariat for External Relations
From: The Federation of the Kangaroo Republic
Subject: Embassy Application


Good day,

So to get things straight. Your nation's border policies explicitly state that any 'subhuman' species within Voronda borders are to be detained for experimentation or extermination. Yet your government firmly believes that non-human sapient species (or 'subhuman' species) do not exist.

Good sir, while we have to accept the fact that the laws in your nation are like this, we cannot help but point out that this is, to this date, the most oxymoronic thing we have ever heard in our entire lives.


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Postby Vorond » Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:12 am

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Free Territory of Vorond
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To: the entity known as the Federation of the Kangaroo Republic
from: Edmund Dzerzynski, secretary to the P.C. for State Security

This affair has been transfered to the PCSS, counter intelligence division SNK(b)

We so far have not gotten any hard evidence for the existence of sentience in subhuman species. Until such evidence in the form of a living specimen is provided we will regard your statements as baseless Frankly your repeated contacts sound more like a hoax than a legitimate request. All further contact (which we hope to avoid) will be handled by the SNK(b) exclusively, by order of the Supreme Soviets subcommittee for External Relations.

Dzerzynski
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:38 pm

National Information:
- Full Name of Nation: Holy Republic of TurtleShroom

- Government Type: Currently, we are in a manic adhocracy disaster, but we are de jure and Constitutionally a Constitutional Theodemocratic Crowned Guided Republic.

- Head of State: None at the moment due to Adhocratic chaos. In normal times of stability, we are led by three Chancellors.
- Head of Government: In normal times, the Chancellors are also the heads of government.

- Minister of Foreign Affairs or Equivalent: Our current Headmaster of Foreign Affairs is Maven Outtacountry. He is a turtle and possesses decades of experience in diplomacy, and has won re-election for his office since he ran for it.

Ambassadorial Information:
- Ambassador's Name: Sue Jacobson (actually a male)
- Ambassador's Family (if any): Sue will be bringing his father (his mother having died), his wife, and his best friend and co-ambassador, a mushroom Isaiah.
- Are there any health of security issues local authorities should be alerted of?: If your people have problems with sentient mushrooms, we will request lots of extra security. If you have problems with humans of the Asian race, we will request lots of extra secuerity. As for health issues, the only thing of real note is that Sue is heavilly allergic to milk and dairy products.

Locational Information:

Please place any special requests in the "Second Choice Location" field and justify them in the field directly below it. Please make only realistic requests and be prepared to pay any fees associated with the design, construction or maintenance of special requests.

- wished Location: We will take any building you have on hand, as long as it can meet our requirements.

- special requests and requirements We wish to have easy access to a Christian church or chapel, or, at the very least, a priest/pastor. We also request mass transit, because Sue, his father, and Isaiah came from a rural farm and never learned to drive. Further, we request the ability to fly the Flag of Christendom (this) and the National Flag of TurtleShroom (see left) under it, per the TurtleShroomian Flag Code. Further, there must be no drugs, no alcohol, and no cursing in the Embassy you give us.
If we open an Embassy in your country, remember that the Ambassadors and all their company become permanent residents in the building, so they'd need a place to sleep, preferably in the same building. TurtleShroomian law requires a 24/7 ambassadorial presence, so Sue and company will never, ever leave your country unless he is relieved of his duties or breaks the law. We do not need Diplomatic Immunity.
Oh, and one last thing: we request high ceilings and high door threshholds. Sue and his father are both seven foot seven, and they don't like conking their skulls against the buildings they reside in. They'll gladly duck for you, though. ;)


- If making a special request, why do you feel this is necessary? The mass transit is critical for the transport of our Ambassador, because he doesn't know how to drive. The church request is for use by Sue and Isaiah, both practicing and strong Christians. They don't HAVE to have one, but it would certainly make them happier. The flags are not required, but it's considered an insult to the nation of TurtleShroom to not permit them to fly the flags of their land over an embassy of their land. The drug-free rule prevents our Ambassadors from being corrupted or influenced by things banned in TS, and enforces a uniformity and ties to the homeland that keeps them towing the TurtleShroomian line.


Staff and Equipment Information:
Please remember, armed/military vehicles, machine guns, explosives, riot gear and armor-piercing weapons are prohibited. We ask that you limit employment based on the guidelines above. Also all locally hired staff is to be granted the rights specified under Vorondae law, including healthcare-reembursement.

- Diplomatic Staff: Isaiah is the co-Ambassador to Sue and possesses the same diplomatic authority as him. Sue's father is going with him because Sue is very close to his father. He is not staff.

- Security Staff: TurtleShroom will bring six bodyguards to supplement the Vorondan escourts. All six will be Normally, they'd be carrying hand-cranked, but automated, Gatling machine guns alongside a few tasers, pistols, and revolvers, but because of your code, we will instead arm ourselves with extra pistols, revolvers, and tasers and leave the automated weapons at home. Or, we could bring some submachine guns.

- Service Staff: We will hire these locally.

- Will you be hiring locally? It would be a honor to provide jobs for your people. We hope to employ twenty additional bodyguards, three translators, and two service staff to regularly bring to the Embassy food and water for daily use.

- Number and Type of Weapons: Out of respect for your requests, we will not bring our Gatling guns, which are automated. Instead, we shall bring (from home) the following for each of TS' six provided guard: one long double-barreled shotgun, two revolvers of small and large caliber, one taser, two pistols of small and large caliber, and canned hornet spray (which is better than pepper spray and mace!). We will supply the ammunition for it and will not charge you.

- Number and Type of Vehicles: We request an armored bus or other fortified, bulletproof vehicle to chauffer Sue, Isaiah, and friends. We also request any armored vehicle you have handy for the bodyguards. We are not picky, but it must be bulletproof. We would be willing to hire a chauffer locally, but if not, we'll use a bodyguard to drive around.


Miscellaneous:
- Would you like us to establish an embassy in your nation? No thank you. Embassies in TurtleShroom are traditionally forbidden, spare our absolute closest allies and in emergencies.

- Do you have any special requests? As the supply of government planes is reserved for heads of state and emergencies, we will be transporting Sue, Isaiah, and all of the aforementioned staff by train. If you are an insular nation or have hostile neighbors, please alert us beforehand so we can properly schedule a route. At maximum speed provided by elite military locomotives, we would arrive in your nation in about ten days.

- Would you like to enter into trade/treaty talks? If relations remain warm and you can tolerate lazziez-faire capitalism, we'd be honored to one day meet together to encourage growth between our peoples. We hope to automatically enter a mutual non-aggression pact: we won't attack you and you won't attack us.

- Is there any additional information we should know? TurtleShroom is more high tech than your nation in many areas, but we are extremely backwater as well, so we'll have common grounds. We are anywhere from twenty to one hundred years behind the twenty-first century first world, but really, our overall tech level is considered MT and in the early nineties.
Socially, we are locked in the Victorian era of morality, with strict anti-fornication rules, Prohibition (a la 1930s RL USA) large swaths of capital crime, and huge power is wielded by the Church as a political force.
Economically, we are pre-Great Depression RL USA.

- Please declare any drugs, alcohol, animals or plants you are bringing into the country. Isaiah is a mushroom, which makes him a fungus. However, he is fully sentient and possesses an intellectual capacity equal to a human. Like all of TurtleShroom (and even our Constitution), he believes that humanity is the domninant species and will respect cultural norms treating him as less than human if it so exists.


- What is your opinion of the Free Territory? We have observed how tough you are on crime and have marvelled at your comparatively high morality (at least as far as we have seen). We feel an extremely close bond to you as a fellow backwater/low-tech country that still has a strong agricultural backbone and an old-timey nature and culture. We respect your hard working people and want to come together with you despite our totally opposite economic ideologies.

- What is your opinion of NEP? TurtleShroom economists consider it an asasinine attempt to inject "fairness" into a system that's supposed to be a level plaing field. It nationalizes most everything and sets crippling price ceilings and floors that allows the government to pick and choose winners and losers and corrupt the market and society from the top down. We also feel that taking food from farmers and into a nationa lstorehouse will lead to rationing and famine, as it did with the Red Chinese (TS' name for RL China), Putingrad (TS' name for RL Russia), and Kimmy World (TS' name for RL North Korea).

- What is your opinion on third-way-economics in general? We respect a noble attempt to combine free markets and personal responsibility in general with the failed but well-intentioned means of state planning, price controls, and attempts to allow competition by shattering monopolies or fierce regulation. TS is entirely lazziez-faire except in medicine, where hospitals are forced to pay for creatures that can't afford to pay for their healthcare themselves.
(We find the idea of turning someone away from medicine because they can't pay antithetical to the belief of equal oppurtunity and a country that values life, so we break the usual capitalist rule and force care to be given regardless of pay.)

- What role does organized socialism take in your political system? Socialism does not exist in TurtleShroom on any measurable scale big enough to influence the nation, but it has seen its day in city councils and amalgate intercity governances. Once in a blue moon, a closet Marxist may enter into Congress that isn't from the Marxist grasslands in the southeast.
What TurtleShroom actually has is pure, one hundred percent complete, classless, pure Communism. That is to say, there is no poor among them and the class system doesn't exist. Creatures equally distribute goods amongst their comrades and live in a leftist utopia. However, these communes are extremely small and heavilly decentralized, and in total, there are one million people living in this system.
The government would never allow it to become national, because it'd become like USSR and would never work. Capitalism works.

- How would you characterize your national economic system? Hardcore lazziez-faire capitalism.
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