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Ifreann wrote:"And in world news, the United States has recently elected Bill Gates as God Emperor For All Time. Foreign commentators believe that Gates' personal fortune may have played a role in his victory, but criticism from the United States of Gates(as it is now known) has been sparse and brief."
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by Bears Armed » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:18 am
Rutianas wrote:Not to mention the nations that have very cold environments that higher body fat measurements are needed to keep warm as is a higher caloric intake. Oh, or the sentient whales that are well over the "weight limit".
by Absolvability » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:12 am
Bears Armed wrote:Or those who -- like some people in my own nation -- have to build-up their fat reserves prior to hibernation...
FD Roosevelt wrote:If you had actually read the proposal you would have noted the answer to your question, the offender will pay for the surgery.
by Bears Armed » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:19 am
Absolvability wrote:Bears Armed wrote:Or those who -- like some people in my own nation -- have to build-up their fat reserves prior to hibernation...
You told me once that your citizens didn't hibernate, Ambassador. Which is it?
by Meekinos » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:38 am
FD Roosevelt wrote:REALIZING that obesity is one of the most prevalent causes of disease and untimely deaths of people living in developed and developing nations alike.
FD Roosevelt wrote:CONVINCED that there are specific contributors to excessive weight gain and obesity such as the widespread distribution of unhealthy foods including those containing trans fat or simply lacking nutrition.
FD Roosevelt wrote:BELIEVING that uncontrolled obesity has and will continue to plague nations of the world with higher healthcare costs and begin to diminish progress in life expectancy.
FD Roosevelt wrote:FURTHER BELIEVING that the provisions set forth in this resolution will not only result in happier healthier lives among the citizens of member nations but will help reduce soaring short and long term health care costs.
FD Roosevelt wrote:THE WORLD ASSEMBLY HEREBY
1. MANDATES that all commercially prepared food be free of trans fat.
FD Roosevelt wrote:2. REQUIRES that commercially prepared food items not contain more than 15 grams of fat or 400 calories per serving.
FD Roosevelt wrote:3. DEMANDS members of the World Assembly to begin an annual weigh-in of all citizens, and create a registry of all citizens who are found to weigh more than 350 lbs. or who are considered obese using the Body Mass Index (BMI).
FD Roosevelt wrote:4. URGES that an individual’s daily caloric intake not to exceed 2,000 calories.
FD Roosevelt wrote:5. MANDATES that all citizens added to the weight registry of a member nation must reduce their weight or BMI by 10 percent or more before the next annual weigh-in. If said citizens do not achieve the required weight loss they shall be banned from consuming commercially prepared foods until they have fallen below the weight limits specified in article 3.
FD Roosevelt wrote:6. ACKNOWLEDGES that despite efforts to control excessive consumption of less than healthy commercially prepared food, citizens may continue to gain weight or remain above the mandated limits. In an attempt to thwart rebellion and lack of action, any person found to be in violation for a fifth consecutive weigh-in shall be subject to a mandatory surgical procedure used for accelerated weight loss at the expense of the offender and/or imprisonment up to 5 years.
by Rutianas » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:11 am
FD Roosevelt wrote:If you had actually read the proposal you would have noted the answer to your question, the offender will pay for the surgery.
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