[DRAFT] Zombie Rights Accord

[Bisim]

Are you kidding! Zombies?!?! We don't have any! Even if we did, we wouldn't and Ddn't support this.

[Epistamai]

Epistamai opposes this proposal on the grounds that it increases the prevalence of human rights; further restricting business opportunities, as all these pesky human rights resolutions do.

[Nazi-Like Zombies]

We support this whole-cold-dead-heartedly! Also we can testify to the fact that if you light us on fire you will simply have burning, very much alive and still very hungry Zombies on your hands.

[Ethel mermania]

Greetings from the Peoples republic of Ethel Mermania, a small country with a love of broadway musicals.

Fearless Leader loves the zombies . . . a young ron argent. Great stuff

Well no one told me about her
The way she
lied
Well no one told me about her
How many people cried
But it's too late to say
you're sorry
How would I know, why should I care
Please don't bother trying to find
her
She's not ther


Damm straight the zombies should have equal rights, we support.

[Absolvability]

-Antonious Veloci, wearing bloody fatigues (don't worry it's not his blood,) strolled leisurely... or maybe he was limping just a tad... down the walkway leading to the forums. With a .44 gripped haphazardly in one swinging hand, almost as though he forgot it was there at times, he turned a bit to the side to pass one young lad bustling passed.

"Bit of an infestation we're having!" the boy could just be made out as saying.

"Uh... yup..." ...........

-OMG a zombie lunged at Antonious from the left, but the still youngish man had some spring in his step... in truth he'd just noticed the thing from his periphery and turned for a moment, square to the approach, regarding it fully before finally opting to roll to one side. And he just kept turning, as the zombie continued on its clumbsy course, backfisting the undead (can I trademark a three word phrase?) hard enough that the ill begotten thing had already lost its feet when Antonious' other hand had come around and leveled that .44. His entire shoulder pumped backwards, though it moved an inch at most, to absord the recoil. His aim didn't waiver(sp?) though he only fired one round.-

*SPLAT*

"Oh J%su# f@%..." -- "EXCuse-me-sir-you-can't-say-that-here!" Someone calls on their hurried way past-- eager perhaps to get away from Antonious, whose fatigues were now freshly gorey.

-Wiping himself with a hand that already wasn't clean, Antonious continued along the walkway into the main forum room and up to the podium where someone should probably have been standing. "What's this what's this," he muttered to himself, browsing over the Zombie Rights Accord.-

"They want to do..."

"Shrewd..."

"I'll vote for it."

[Stutenland]

Seeing as how Zombies are used to test arms and experimental technology in our Glorious Meritocracy, we can see only the problems that would arise if we were to allow this Bill to pass.

-Johann von Stutenland, Head of the Intellegencia

[Ethel mermania]

Test arms ?!? we thought they only ate arms.

Seeing as how Zombies are used to test arms and experimental technology in our Glorious Meritocracy, we can see only the problems that would arise if we were to allow this Bill to pass.

-Johann von Stutenland, Head of the Intellegencia

[Banjamos]

Test arms ?!? we thought they only ate arms.

Was that a joke?

[Flibbleites]

Test arms ?!? we thought they only ate arms.

Was that a joke?

This whole proposal is a joke.

Bob Flibble
WA Representative