by Cardoness » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:07 am
Frustrated Franciscans wrote:We are firmly against the godless, utopian, progressive overreach that a small number of nations in the World Assembly want to impose upon the multiverse...
by Grasmere » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:33 am
Cardoness wrote:The World Assembly
REALIZING that Zombies are the reanimated corpses of various species;
ACKNOWLEDGES that Zombies look ugly, smell bad, and act in a most peculiar manner;
ALSO ACKNOWLEDGES that Zombies do not kill others, but rather, turns them into Zombies, thereby allowing such individuals to transcend and exist in an altered state of being;
BELIEVING this to be their only means of reproduction;
UNDERSTANDING that the only way to prevent this from happening is the mass extension of the transspecies Zombies;
FINDING this to be genocide and unacceptable;
HEREBY extends full and equal rights to the Zombies of a species as are available to the non Zombies of that same species.
Ah hah hah, lies my friend. What brought the Germans forward to almost pure domination of europe? Their "pathetic" technologies. We base many of our attacks and strategies upon WWII and WWI ways of fighting.
Well congrats then. Your armies will last about an hour in a modern battlefield.
by Charlotte Ryberg » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:15 pm
by Cardoness » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:22 pm
Charlotte Ryberg wrote:Honoured ambassador from Cardoness, I fear that any attempt to grant human rights to all zombies could possibly result in the genocide of sapient BRRAINNS!
(On a serious note it is unlikely to pass for being silly anyway)
-Ms. S. Harper.
Belschaft wrote:The Confederate Republic would support such an Act, upon the condition that its damn funny.
Frustrated Franciscans wrote:We are firmly against the godless, utopian, progressive overreach that a small number of nations in the World Assembly want to impose upon the multiverse...
by Phonencia » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:24 pm
by Bajireyn » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:26 pm
Phonencia wrote:liesssssss!!! I have seen zombies kill and devour people with my own eyes! they are unintelliegent hunks of bio mass that should be exterminated!
by Bajireyn » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:27 pm
Cardoness wrote:The World Assembly
REALIZING that Zombies are the reanimated corpses of various species;
ACKNOWLEDGES that Zombies look ugly, smell bad, and act in a most peculiar manner;
ALSO ACKNOWLEDGES that Zombies do not kill others, but rather, turns them into Zombies, thereby allowing such individuals to transcend and exist in an altered state of being;
BELIEVING this to be their only means of reproduction;
UNDERSTANDING that the only way to prevent this from happening is the mass extension of the transspecies Zombies;
FINDING this to be genocide and unacceptable;
HEREBY extends full and equal rights to the Zombies of a species as are available to the non Zombies of that same species.
by Belschaft » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:31 pm
Bajireyn wrote:Cardoness wrote:The World Assembly
REALIZING that Zombies are the reanimated corpses of various species;
ACKNOWLEDGES that Zombies look ugly, smell bad, and act in a most peculiar manner;
ALSO ACKNOWLEDGES that Zombies do not kill others, but rather, turns them into Zombies, thereby allowing such individuals to transcend and exist in an altered state of being;
BELIEVING this to be their only means of reproduction;
UNDERSTANDING that the only way to prevent this from happening is the mass extension of the transspecies Zombies;
FINDING this to be genocide and unacceptable;
HEREBY extends full and equal rights to the Zombies of a species as are available to the non Zombies of that same species.
are you serious ?
by Libtaria » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:31 pm
by Great Nepal » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:32 pm
by The Irish Marchlands » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:33 pm
by Cardoness » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:47 pm
Libtaria wrote:The Federation of Libtaria would like to seek clarification on the issue of self defense. If this draft were to be passed, would people being attacked by the zombies be justified in re-killing them in self defense?
(note: the federation of libtaria acknowledges that this is a joke. )
Frustrated Franciscans wrote:We are firmly against the godless, utopian, progressive overreach that a small number of nations in the World Assembly want to impose upon the multiverse...
by Sprawlville » Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:29 pm
Phonencia wrote:liesssssss!!! I have seen zombies kill and devour people with my own eyes! they are unintelliegent hunks of bio mass that should be exterminated!
by Yohannes » Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:31 pm
by Grasmere » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:42 pm
Yohannes wrote:
The honorary foreign minister Marty Natalagewa would like to know whether zombie is actually real, or simply a story to force kids to go to bed.
Sincerely
-Marty Natalagewa-
Foreign Minister
Ah hah hah, lies my friend. What brought the Germans forward to almost pure domination of europe? Their "pathetic" technologies. We base many of our attacks and strategies upon WWII and WWI ways of fighting.
Well congrats then. Your armies will last about an hour in a modern battlefield.
by Yohannes » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:49 pm
Grasmere wrote:Yohannes wrote:
The honorary foreign minister Marty Natalagewa would like to know whether zombie is actually real, or simply a story to force kids to go to bed.
Sincerely
-Marty Natalagewa-
Foreign Minister
We can assure you that zombies have been demonstrated to be quite real, and many recorded happenings have taken place.
Also, why would you tell a child, presumably afraid of nightmares, something scary in order for them to go to bed?
by New Braunschweig » Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:52 pm
The Irish Marchlands wrote:"Ambassador, there is a draft bill being considered"
"Oh is there? Whats the bill about?" the ambassador replied, puffing on his cigar while reading an article about zombie killing monthly
"A Bill considering the granting of human rights to Zombies"
".....Get the fuck out."
by Libtaria » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:09 pm
The Federation of Libtaria shares the concerns of the honorary foreign minister Marty Natalagewa.Yohannes wrote:
The honorary foreign minister Marty Natalagewa would like to know whether zombie is actually real, or simply a story to force kids to go to bed.
Sincerely
-Marty Natalagewa-
Foreign Minister
by The Western Reaches » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:17 pm
by Kreanoltha » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:54 pm
by Banjamos » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:57 pm
Seperates wrote:Nebraska.- We're seceding!
U.S.- That's k, just give us our nukes and we'll go.
N.- Back off or I'll bore you to death with my cornfields!
U.S.- *stares... then just breaks down laughing*
N.- Was it something I said?
Tropic Brown Granite wrote:I gave a quote on a new granite counter top. It was both a win and a fail. Lost the girlfriend, gained a customer.
by Libtaria » Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:44 pm
Libtaria stands that anyone who's played Halo knows how sucky plasma is against zombies.Kreanoltha wrote:We can not support this. We kill all zombies with cheap, automatic plasma weapons.
Sounds like a plan.Napalm, then more fire, then some cluster bombs, then some Rockets, then some artillary, then some more rockets, then some more bombing, then some tanks to drive them over, then some IFVs to run them over, then some more tanks to run them over, a Russian light vehicle squad to run them over, then another pass by the Light vehicles, then another pass by the tanks, and then a final battlefield sanitation by some infantry.
by Kreanoltha » Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:53 pm
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