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by Ddreigiau » Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:19 pm
The new Russia was in trouble. Prime Minister Putin was concerned, and thus, through the ancient art of necromancy, he revived the great leader, Uncle Joe.
"Stalin!" he cried as the ghost materialised in his office. "The Motherland is in trouble, what do I do?"
Stalin looked grave for a moment before answering.
"My son" he said pensively. "You must round up all the liberals in the country and have them shot. Then, you must paint the Kremlin building blue."
"Why blue?" Putin asked, confused.
Stalin boomed with laughter "I knew you wouldn't as about the first part!"

by Holy Roman Confederate » Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:35 pm

by Grays Harbor » Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:03 pm
Ddreigiau wrote:[proposal=]NOTING That the vast majority of nations issue combat boots to their forces
FURTHER NOTING that said boots use laces
CONCERNED that these laces may cause tripping on the battlefield, resulting in possible disfigurement to the face
HEREBY PROHIBITS the use of laces to secure shoes to the foot of those in government employ.[/proposal]

by Glen-Rhodes » Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:58 pm

by New La Habana » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:29 am
Glen-Rhodes wrote:OOC: Okay, perhaps the most irritating thing about this thread. The [proposal] tag is not how you propose something.

by Grays Harbor » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:50 am


by Glen-Rhodes » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:33 am
New La Habana wrote:OOC: I think that it was used for the effect of humour more than anything else.......
by Charlotte Ryberg » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:54 am

by Great Nepal » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:59 am
Ddreigiau wrote:[proposal=]NOTING That the vast majority of nations issue combat boots to their forces
FURTHER NOTING that said boots use laces
CONCERNED that these laces may cause tripping on the battlefield, resulting in possible disfigurement to the face
HEREBY PROHIBITS the use of laces to secure shoes to the foot of those in government employ.[/proposal]

by Mikedor » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:09 am
Great Nepal wrote:Ddreigiau wrote:[proposal=]NOTING That the vast majority of nations issue combat boots to their forces
FURTHER NOTING that said boots use laces
CONCERNED that these laces may cause tripping on the battlefield, resulting in possible disfigurement to the face
HEREBY PROHIBITS the use of laces to secure shoes to the foot of those in government employ.[/proposal]
Nah first Bullets - if misfired they can kill inocent civlians...
"NOTING That the vast majority of nations use bullets in its armed forces.
FURTHER NOTING that bullets can miss the target.
CONCERNED that these bullets can hit innocent civilians.
HEREBY PROHIBITS the use of bullets in armed forces.

by Holy Roman Confederate » Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:43 pm
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