[Draft] Lying Cheating and Stealing

[Eastenwest]

I think this whole thing may well be a moot point now because of this.

3 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Sweden III was ejected from the WA for rule violations.

They can't submit it anyhow anymore.

[Philimbesi]

I think this whole thing may well be a moot point now because of this.

3 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Sweden III was ejected from the WA for rule violations.

They can't submit it anyhow anymore.

Nigel reads the memo, then take off in full sprint toward the old offices of Sweden III...

[Quadrimmina]

I think this whole thing may well be a moot point now because of this.

3 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Sweden III was ejected from the WA for rule violations.

They can't submit it anyhow anymore.

Nigel reads the memo, then take off in full sprint toward the old offices of Sweden III...

Too late. We already expanded our office into theirs. Since we're the ones who lodged the complaint.

[Philimbesi]

Too late. We already expanded our office into theirs.

Obviously someone doesn't want much support in the next few months....

[Intellect and the Arts]

Just remember I called the plants! My current office is... a bit lacking in greenery.

[Quadrimmina]

Too late. We already expanded our office into theirs.

Obviously someone doesn't want much support in the next few months....

Obviously someone did not receive the memo that The Republic of Quadrimmina planned on putting a full-service bar in our office, with a chocolate/snack bar in the next room. That's what we plan on using the office space for. Of course, if your delegation would prefer to not enjoy the amenities we plan on providing to our WA allies, then by all means continue your current tirade against our nation and its resolutions.

[Intellect and the Arts]

With respect, the Assembly already has a Bar it's actively neglecting. Speaking of which, I'm off to it.

[Quadrimmina]

With respect, the Assembly already has a Bar it's actively neglecting. Speaking of which, I'm off to it.

Of course. But ours has chocolate. Dr. Lewis requested that the Assembly Bar start carrying some...but they refused. Something about nut allergies.

[Sweden III]

Our Doctor is allergic to nuts, too.

[Don-Quixote]

Might I note that Sweden III is not a member nation.
'Commander! The enemy has fired nonsense at us impact in 50 seconds!'
'I.G.N.O.R.E shields up! I.G.N.O.R.E cannons at full power!'

[Goddess Relief Office]

I think this whole thing may well be a moot point now because of this.

3 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Sweden III was ejected from the WA for rule violations.

That's pretty ironic considering his proposal was about lying and cheating.

[Quadrimmina]

I think this whole thing may well be a moot point now because of this.

3 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Sweden III was ejected from the WA for rule violations.

That's pretty ironic considering his proposal was about lying and cheating.

I don't think he was booted for cheating. It was just for being a general prick.

[Manticore Reborn]

I don't think he was booted for cheating. It was just for being a general prick.

Now, now. Remember what your mommy told you when you have nothing nice to say....

[Mousebumples]

I don't think he was booted for cheating. It was just for being a general prick.

I'm pretty sure he was booted for submitting multiple illegal proposals - presuming he ever submitted any of these dreck-filled drafts that were posted here.

I don't believe that WA membership is usually rescinded due to attitude/etc. I believe the only methods by which an individual nation can lose their credentials here are due to WA multi-ing or submitting multiple silly/illegal proposals.

I would presume that if the removal was attitude related, their membership to the site of NS would have also been a part of the deal. (i.e. DEATed)

[Don-Quixote]

I don't think he was booted for cheating. It was just for being a general prick.

Now, now. Remember what your mommy told you when you have nothing nice to say....

Say it anyway?

[Quadrimmina]

I don't think he was booted for cheating. It was just for being a general prick.

Now, now. Remember what your mommy told you when you have nothing nice to say....

The Kingdom of Manticore Reborn, while an important ally to our nation, is not the decider of our foreign policy decisions.

I don't think he was booted for cheating. It was just for being a general prick.

I'm pretty sure he was booted for submitting multiple illegal proposals - presuming he ever submitted any of these dreck-filled drafts that were posted here.

I don't believe that WA membership is usually rescinded due to attitude/etc. I believe the only methods by which an individual nation can lose their credentials here are due to WA multi-ing or submitting multiple silly/illegal proposals.

I would presume that if the removal was attitude related, their membership to the site of NS would have also been a part of the deal. (i.e. DEATed)

Well, we submitted a complaint about their multiple proposals and their general demeanor. That is probably what resulted in their removal from the WA. We probably would have voted them out IRL from the WA anyway.

[Manticore Reborn]

I don't think he was booted for cheating. It was just for being a general prick.

Now, now. Remember what your mommy told you when you have nothing nice to say....

The Kingdom of Manticore Reborn, while an important ally to our nation, is not the decider of our foreign policy decisions.

I was just going to say bomb them without saying anything.

[Philimbesi]

Obviously someone did not receive the memo that The Republic of Quadrimmina planned on putting a full-service bar in our office, with a chocolate/snack bar in the next room.

Nigel enters the chamber, dressed in full battle gear. Though having spent the years in this body he has, his old Ground Forces Combat Gear didn't quite fit as well as it did before. With his bull whip tucked under his arm, tight enough that you had to look very closely to see the leather print on it, he walks passed the USP delegation podium to the main podium normally reserved for dignitaries. As he passes, Max snapped to attention in his Boy Scout Uniform, which was the best he could do with such short notice, it fit worse than Nigel's.

Nigel cleared his throat.... "July 20th, a date that will live in infamy, as the second time we were beaten to an office, the first, was a draw, but since the office was exploded in the process it really doesn't count. No. The actions of the Quadrimminan delegation yesterday were sneaky and underhanded, and they think they can gloss over this atrocity by installing a chocolate bar! I say NO to your chocolate treats ambassador! They are the treats of an oppressor and a thief!"

Nigel looked grim "We have no choice in the light of your actions to declare, and open all out office war on the Quadrimminan Delegation! We say to you, ambassador, good luck typing with U S and P keys all removed from your keyboards... that is just the beginning.... remember.... our reach is long... you can't escape. "

Nigel left the podium and started to stroll out of the chamber, all the while Max humming a song that sounded very close to "The Battle Hymn of the Republic."

[Quadrimmina]

I don't think he was booted for cheating. It was just for being a general prick.

Now, now. Remember what your mommy told you when you have nothing nice to say....

The Kingdom of Manticore Reborn, while an important ally to our nation, is not the decider of our foreign policy decisions.

I was just going to say bomb them without saying anything.

Oh. We may need to rethink letting you help decide our foreign policy.

Obviously someone did not receive the memo that The Republic of Quadrimmina planned on putting a full-service bar in our office, with a chocolate/snack bar in the next room.

Nigel enters the chamber, dressed in full battle gear. Though having spent the years in this body he has, his old Ground Forces Combat Gear didn't quite fit as well as it did before. With his bull whip tucked under his arm, tight enough that you had to look very closely to see the leather print on it, he walks passed the USP delegation podium to the main podium normally reserved for dignitaries. As he passes, Max snapped to attention in his Boy Scout Uniform, which was the best he could do with such short notice, it fit worse than Nigel's.

Nigel cleared his throat.... "July 20th, a date that will live in infamy, as the second time we were beaten to an office, the first, was a draw, but since the office was exploded in the process it really doesn't count. No. The actions of the Quadrimminan delegation yesterday were sneaky and underhanded, and they think they can gloss over this atrocity by installing a chocolate bar! I say NO to your chocolate treats ambassador! They are the treats of an oppressor and a thief!"

Nigel looked grim "We have no choice in the light of your actions to declare, and open all out office war on the Quadrimminan Delegation! We say to you, ambassador, good luck typing with U S and P keys all removed from your keyboards... that is just the beginning.... remember.... our reach is long... you can't escape. "

Nigel left the podium and started to stroll out of the chamber, all the while Max humming a song that sounded very close to "The Battle Hymn of the Republic."

We accept your challenge. *pulls out disarm codes for the weapons neutralizer*

[Quadrimmina]

Oh, and by the way, delegation from Philimbesi, we do hope you enjoyed your breakfast.

[Philimbesi]

Max's eyes widened, since he checks all of Nigel's food after that incident with the building management gnome and the baby lama.

[Grays Harbor]

Lord Eugene strolls past the 2 battling delegates, plate piled high with sausages, eggs, toast, waffles and a large coffee. "Splendid Breakfast Bar, Chap. Delightful." to the Quadriminnian, then looking towards the Philibesian, "Be a sport and pass us the salt, eh?"

[Quadrimmina]

Lord Eugene strolls past the 2 battling delegates, plate piled high with sausages, eggs, toast, waffles and a large coffee. "Splendid Breakfast Bar, Chap. Delightful." to the Quadriminnian, then looking towards the Philibesian, "Be a sport and pass us the salt, eh?"

We are glad that you are enjoying the bar that we have established, Lord Eugene. It is sure to be a treat for WA delegates.

Max's eyes widened, since he checks all of Nigel's food after that incident with the building management gnome and the baby lama.

Dr. Lewis calls 9-1-1. No answer. How strange. He tells Max to drink lots of fluids and hands him an Imodium. Of course, be wary of any fluid from the WA bar.

[Philimbesi]

Dr. Lewis calls 9-1-1. No answer. How strange. He tells Max to drink lots of fluids and hands him an Imodium. Of course, be wary of any fluid from the WA bar.

Max leaves the chamber walking a bit more gingerly than he normal. Nigel frowns looks to Ginger and says, "Initiate Plan B."

"Plan B?" Ginger asks

"No, come up with Plan B" Nigel says

"Did we even have a Plan A"? Ginger asks.

"Fine, come up with Plan A, Scrap it, and then come up with Plan B and then initiate it."

[Quadrimmina]

Dr. Lewis calls 9-1-1. No answer. How strange. He tells Max to drink lots of fluids and hands him an Imodium. Of course, be wary of any fluid from the WA bar.

Max leaves the chamber walking a bit more gingerly than he normal. Nigel frowns looks to Ginger and says, "Initiate Plan B."

"Plan B?" Ginger asks

"No, come up with Plan B" Nigel says

"Did we even have a Plan A"? Ginger asks.

"Fine, come up with Plan A, Scrap it, and then come up with Plan B and then initiate it."

Dr. Lewis laughs, then walks into the basement. He walks toward the weapon neutralizer controls, but trips. He then slams into the circuit breaker. The power in WA HQ shuts down. With a massive headache, and unable to see a thing, he whips out his phone, and using it as a light attempts to find his way back to the elevator. He then realizes that the power is out and it won't work.

He calls his assistant Max for help.