[POST-RESET] Mandate on Slavery

[Orcuo]

I thought I would try to make the world a better place.

The General Assembly,

Recognizing that slavery is an vital economic sector and cultural phenomenon amongst the member states of the Assembly;

Acknowledging that, in the interests of economic prosperity, slavery as an institution should be solidified;

Hereby enacts the following:

I.) Defines "slavery" as "a system where sentient beings can be designated as personal property and be forced to servitude".

II.) Mandates that all member states legalize slavery within their respective sovereignty.

[Inevitable Poverty]

I would imagine that this would be better suited here.

[Rosettan Overwatch]

Fucking YIKES.

[Orcuo]

I would imagine that this would be better suited here.

But I ain’t joking.

[Vrindi]

Whatever the heck this is

[Excidium Planetis]

But I ain’t joking.

"Well, that's funny, ironically, because this attempt at legislation is a joke." Cornelia Schultz says, loading a magazine into her rocket pistol in a vaguely menacing fashion before inspecting the safety switch to make sure it's off. "You couldn't even commit to being evil. If you're going to support slavery, you might as well go all the way and mandate its legalization, right? Why stop at merely blocking it from being banned?"

She glares at the Orcuoan ambassador, who is insignficant enough that she doesn't even remember their name. "Shows a real cowardice, if you ask me. Oh, and its safe to say this is never passing. Looking forward to the coming day when we force backwards nations like the one you came from out of this Assembly, and actually make the galaxy a better place."

Scarlett Ras Algethi puts a hand on Schultz' shoulder. "It is my sagacious conjecture that, in actuality, you meant to allude to the profound expanse of the cosmos, dearest Cornelia. Need I remind you that there exist numerous galaxies scattered throughout?"

"Right, galaxies, of course." Schultz says in embarassment.

[Vrindi]

I would imagine that this would be better suited here.

But I ain’t joking.

That was sooo funny

[Monkchester]

"This proposal has our wholehearted support."

[Orcuo]

"You couldn't even commit to being evil. If you're going to support slavery, you might as well go all the way and mandate its legalization, right? Why stop at merely blocking it from being banned?"

Well… if you’re going to insist upon it…

[Orcuo]

Per the ambassador from EP’s suggestion, this proposal now mandates slavery in all member states. I mean, might as well. Especially now that this will actually affect your policies.

[Mirg Givers]

The Mirg Giving Corporation, in our obscurely funded mission to spread mysterious impervious reddish gunk around the world's beauty spots, regularly makes use of 'unfree labour.' We therefore support this legislation as we feel it would increase supply. As the nations of the world no doubt know, the reddish gunk we produce is highly toxic to all forms of life, and so our unfree workers do not tend to last very long. As a result we find a need to replace them regularly; an increase in the available pool would therefore be of assistance.

[Cawn]

Add an operative clause
“Hereby the GA shall pass the resolution to Mandate Slavery”
And add a reason:
“Arguing that slavery is cheap and excellent for doing tasks that no one wants to do”
Like that, you can be a better proposer.

[Orcuo]

The Mirg Giving Corporation, in our obscurely funded mission to spread mysterious impervious reddish gunk around the world's beauty spots, regularly makes use of 'unfree labour.' We therefore support this legislation as we feel it would increase supply. As the nations of the world no doubt know, the reddish gunk we produce is highly toxic to all forms of life, and so our unfree workers do not tend to last very long. As a result we find a need to replace them regularly; an increase in the available pool would therefore be of assistance.

Sweet.

[Orcuo]

/bump

[Old Hope]

OOC: If you want to find out what happens when a proposal opposed by the Sovereign Seven as well as their enemies makes it to vote... well you can try. But it is a waste of resources. A waste of everyone's time. This resolution is going nowhere.

[Zeu]

orcuo has lost it, and this is coming from a nation where it is legal!

[Cawn]

I think you should add “Proving that it is in the interest of combating inflation.”
And:
Understanding that slavery is beneficial for humanity”