The World Assembly Strangers' Bar

[Wallenburg]

"I am not a silly old man, talking automobile," sneered Gerald after recovering from his Shakespearian episode. "I've been in the diplomacy business for decades, and I'm still in my prime. I know what I'm doing. Do you?"

[Ferret Civilization]

And that goes for the ferret, too. Unless it's warm milk. He's made only good decisions so far and except for the silly old man, everyone's treated him like roadkill. It ain't right.

Furettium set the auidobooks down in a neat pile in front of him, "No, it's quite alright. I'm getting used to it."

"I am not a silly old man, talking automobile," sneered Gerald after recovering from his Shakespearian episode. "I've been in the diplomacy business for decades, and I'm still in my prime. I know what I'm doing. Do you?"

While the question wasn't focused on him he looked down, "No." He muttered to himself.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

"I am not a silly old man, talking automobile," sneered Gerald after recovering from his Shakespearian episode. "I've been in the diplomacy business for decades, and I'm still in my prime. I know what I'm doing. Do you?"

"I know what I'M doing!"

[Herby]

"I am not a silly old man, talking automobile," sneered Gerald after recovering from his Shakespearian episode. "I've been in the diplomacy business for decades, and I'm still in my prime. I know what I'm doing. Do you?"

Herby turns back to Bell.

Is the silly old man talking to me? I can't hear him from all the way across the room, not with the music playing so loudly.

[Wrapper]

Is the silly old man talking to me? I can't hear him from all the way across the room, not with the music playing so loudly.

He said don't call him a silly old man. Hmmm. Perhaps he's read your lips.

Oh... ummm... never mind.

Arya, let's get Ahume out of here. Oh and please, watch where you're stepping, there seems to be a squirrel on the loose in here.

[Wallenburg]

"I am not a silly old man, talking automobile," sneered Gerald after recovering from his Shakespearian episode. "I've been in the diplomacy business for decades, and I'm still in my prime. I know what I'm doing. Do you?"

"I know what I'M doing!"

"Yes, of course you do," said Gerald sarcastically.

He then turned his attention to the ferret ambassador. "Don't feel bad about it, everyone starts off that way. I remember how humiliating my first few weeks at the consulate for Castilia in Lorresburg were." He shivers a bit before getting up, excusing himself, and climbing through the front passenger door of Herby.

[Tinfect]

Markhov places the Stained Glass window in a window frame, as is appropriate for a window, and returns to his pile of paperwork, which he proceeds to throw in the trash,

[Herby]

He shivers a bit before getting up, excusing himself, and climbing through the front passenger door of Herby.

Hey, hey, HEY! I'm being violated here! I didn't give you permission to do that!

[Wallenburg]

He shivers a bit before getting up, excusing himself, and climbing through the front passenger door of Herby.

Hey, hey, HEY! I'm being violated here! I didn't give you permission to do that!

"You can't blame me! After all, I'm just a silly old man," Gerald laughed, observing the interior of Herby. "Nice dashboard, by the way."

[Stellonia]

The mysterious voice hopped through the driver's door and got behind the wheel. The only way she could escape her opponents, whom she knew were conspiring to have her tortured in that mental facility, or worse, was by driving out of the WA grounds.

[Ferret Civilization]

Arya, let's get Ahume out of here. Oh and please, watch where you're stepping, there seems to be a squirrel on the loose in here.

Furettium seriously hoped that that statement wasn't referring to him. Though he supposed that was an improvement to rat if it was.

Hey, hey, HEY! I'm being violated here! I didn't give you permission to do that!

"You can't blame me! After all, I'm just a silly old man," Gerald laughed, observing the interior of Herby. "Nice dashboard, by the way."

"Okay then." He didn't know what to take of that, things always seemed to get crazy in here. Though looking down at the audiobooks he decided he better get those to the Ferret office before they got wrecked. "Well, um, nice meeting you all." He wasn't sure how to say goodbye to the situation and he decided to pick up the audiobooks and made his way back to his office.

[Herby]

What the HELL dude! Do I gotta lock my goddam doors in the Bar from now on?

"Nice dashboard, by the way."

Oh, thanks, I get it detailed about twice a month down at-- NO, seriously, come on!

The mysterious voice hopped through the driver's door and got behind the wheel. The only way she could escape her opponents, whom she knew were conspiring to have her tortured in that mental facility, or worse, was by driving out of the WA grounds.

Oh, you too? The fuck, you guys? Furettium, dude, can you help me out--

He wasn't sure how to say goodbye to the situation and he decided to pick up the audiobooks and made his way back to his office.

Aw, come back, man!

Neville! hey, Neville, carjacking in progress! Do something! Bennie? Wads? ERIKA?

[Socialist Republic of the French People]

What the HELL dude! Do I gotta lock my goddam doors in the Bar from now on?

"Nice dashboard, by the way."

Oh, thanks, I get it detailed about twice a month down at-- NO, seriously, come on!

The mysterious voice hopped through the driver's door and got behind the wheel. The only way she could escape her opponents, whom she knew were conspiring to have her tortured in that mental facility, or worse, was by driving out of the WA grounds.

Oh, you too? The fuck, you guys? Furettium, dude, can you help me out--

He wasn't sure how to say goodbye to the situation and he decided to pick up the audiobooks and made his way back to his office.

Aw, come back, man!

Neville! hey, Neville, carjacking in progress! Do something! Bennie? Wads? ERIKA?

"You two better get out of, um, it," said Hugh.

He went over to the passenger seat and pulled the ambassador out.

[Stellonia]

"You two better get out of, um, it," said Hugh.

He went over to the passenger seat and pulled the ambassador out.

Before Hugh could pull out the mysterious woman, though, she pushed him out, shut the door, locked it, along with the driver door, and turned the ignition key.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

ERIKA?

"Huh? What? Did you just call me Erika? Im Ke$ha you moron!"

[Herby]

Before Hugh could pull out the mysterious woman, though, she pushed him out, shut the door, locked it, along with the driver door, and turned the ignition key.

Hey, HEY, don't do that, it tickles.

[Socialist Republic of the French People]

"You two better get out of, um, it," said Hugh.

He went over to the passenger seat and pulled the ambassador out.

Before Hugh could pull out the mysterious woman, though, she pushed him out, shut the door, locked it, along with the driver door, and turned the ignition key.

Getting up, Hugh said, "How dare you?!"

He kicked the glass, shattering to bits.

[Wadden-Amrum]

Before Hugh could pull out the mysterious woman, though, she pushed him out, shut the door, locked it, along with the driver door, and turned the ignition key.

Getting up, Hugh said, "How dare you?!"

He kicked the glass, shattering to bits.

"Hah, fake socialists having fun."

[Socialist Republic of the French People]

Hugh's shoe flew off his foot, into the car, and hit the ambassador in the head,

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Erika was laughing uncontrollably.
"I should make a song out of this!"

[Herby]

Getting up, Hugh said, "How dare you?!"

He kicked the glass, shattering to bits.

...but before anyone realized what had happened, his shoe was transmogrified into a giant inflatable clown shoe, which did absolutely no damage at all to Herby, thanks to the weapons nullifier.

Dude! Don't do that. Hang on, I can--

Herby unlocks his own doors and opens the driver's side door and window himself, which leads to:

Hugh's shoe flew off his foot, into the car, and hit the ambassador in the head,

[Socialist Republic of the French People]

Getting up, Hugh said, "How dare you?!"

He kicked the glass, shattering to bits.

...but before anyone realized what had happened, his shoe was transmogrified into a giant inflatable clown shoe, which did absolutely no damage at all to Herby, thanks to the weapons nullifier.

Dude! Don't do that. Hang on, I can--

Herby unlocks his own doors and opens the driver's side door himself.

"Oh, thanks," said Hugh. He took off his shoe and grabbed the ambassadors hair and pulled.

[Tinfect]

Markhov, realizing that no one has any idea what he is saying, reconnects the WA Translator, and seeing the melee centering around the Vehicular Delegation,
"Would someone, please explain to me, what exactly is going on here?"

[Wallenburg]

"You two better get out of, um, it," said Hugh.

He went over to the passenger seat and pulled the ambassador out.

Before Hugh could pull out the mysterious woman, though, she pushed him out, shut the door, locked it, along with the driver door, and turned the ignition key.

Gerald realized that this woman wasn't joining him for laughs and actually intended to DRIVE the mechanical ambassador. Quickly, he scrambled to unlock the passenger door and leaped out as Herby threw open its own doors.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

OOC: No one is going to react to the fact that my ambassador straight up just said she thought she was Ke$ha?