The World Assembly Strangers' Bar

by **Wadden-Amrum** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:04 pm

"Mhmm?"

by **Wallenburg** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:06 pm

"'Mmm', what?" asked Gerald downing the rest of his whiskey.

by **Herby** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:07 pm

Ferret Civilization wrote:"Really, Drivers? Do you have any information on them?" Furettium looked away from Herby, "Sorry, probably not good to be giving that kind of information away."

Heh, no, actually, it's not like our Drive for Independence is a state secret or anything. Tell you what, I'll send over a couple of history audiobooks for you to peruse. Where's your office? Mine's in the parking lot, by the way, and no I'm not joking. Such is the status of a non-member, sadly.

by **Ferret Civilization** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:17 pm

Herby wrote:Heh, no, actually, it's not like our Drive for Independence is a state secret or anything. Tell you what, I'll send over a couple of history audiobooks for you to peruse. Where's your office? Mine's in the parking lot, by the way, and no I'm not joking. Such is the status of a non-member, sadly.

"Ah, somewhere in the maze of offices in the center of the building, I'm still trying to get the layout down." He chuckled again, "Well, I could always come to your office then, or pick them up here, I have this way pathed out very well now. Oh, if we ever find anything out on our history I will be happy to return the favor."

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:22 pm

Erika, now finished "brushing her teeth," proceeded to drink from the Jack Daniels bottle she had been given.

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:51 pm

Erika hops on the bar and begins singing Tik Tok very loudly.

by **Tinfect** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:53 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:Erika hops on the bar and begins singing Tik Tok very loudly.

Markhov disconnects his translators, Imperial and WA.

by **Ferret Civilization** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:54 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:Erika hops on the bar and begins singing Tik Tok very loudly.

Furettium looked up at Erika, "Is there a reason you do the stuff you do?"

by **Wallenburg** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:56 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:Erika hops on the bar and begins singing Tik Tok very loudly.

Gerald stares at Erika in horror and disgust before turning his head to face Ambassador Bell. "Ambassador, I think I need to borrow some of that wood alcohol."

by **Herby** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:59 pm

Ferret Civilization wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:Erika hops on the bar and begins singing Tik Tok very loudly.

Furettium looked up at Erika, "Is there a reason you do the stuff you do?"

Heh. My guess is, to forget about life for awhile.

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:59 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:Erika hops on the bar and begins singing Tik Tok very loudly.

Gerald stares at Erika in horror and disgust before turning his head to face Ambassador Bell. "Ambassador, I think I need to borrow some of that wood alcohol."

"Ambassador? Who the hell is the Ambassador???"

by **Wallenburg** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:02 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Gerald stares at Erika in horror and disgust before turning his head to face Ambassador Bell. "Ambassador, I think I need to borrow some of that wood alcohol."

"Ambassador? Who the hell is the Ambassador???"

"Mr. Bell, of course."

by **Ferret Civilization** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:05 pm

Herby wrote:Heh. My guess is, to forget about life for awhile.

"Ah." Furettium took that as a good enough answer to the behavior, he looked back at Herby. "My previous offer still stands."

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:10 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
"Ambassador? Who the hell is the Ambassador???"

"Mr. Bell, of course."

"Who the fuck is Mr. Bell???"

by **Wallenburg** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:50 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"Mr. Bell, of course."

"Who the fuck is Mr. Bell???"

"How do you--" Gerald sighed in frustration. "How many brain cells do you have left?"

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:51 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
"Who the fuck is Mr. Bell???"

"How do you--" Gerald sighed in frustration. "How many brain cells do you have left?"

"Ummmm.... 5???"

by **Ferret Civilization** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:54 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"How do you--" Gerald sighed in frustration. "How many brain cells do you have left?"

"Ummmm.... 5???"

Furettium laughed at that, "That is why I will never touch alcohol."

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:58 pm

Ferret Civilization wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
"Ummmm.... 5???"

Furettium laughed at that, "That is why I will never touch alcohol."

"*SQUEEEEEEEK!*" said Erika, mimicing the ferret. "SPEAK ENGLISH GAWD!!"

by **Wallenburg** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:05 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
Ferret Civilization wrote:
Furettium laughed at that, "That is why I will never touch alcohol."

"*SQUEEEEEEEK!*" said Erika, mimicing the ferret. "SPEAK ENGLISH GAWD!!"

"He says behavior such as yours convinces him not to drink alcohol. I don't blame him," said Gerald, smiling genially and ordering another whiskey with water.

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:40 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
"*SQUEEEEEEEK!*" said Erika, mimicing the ferret. "SPEAK ENGLISH GAWD!!"

"He says behavior such as yours convinces him not to drink alcohol. I don't blame him," said Gerald, smiling genially and ordering another whiskey with water.

"I'll drink whatever, whenever, and however much I'd lie thank you"
*Begins Singing Dinosaur*

by **Ferret Civilization** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:42 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:"*SQUEEEEEEEK!*" said Erika, mimicing the ferret. "SPEAK ENGLISH GAWD!!"

Furettium continued to laugh, "That was a terrible translation."

Wallenburg wrote:"He says behavior such as yours convinces him not to drink alcohol. I don't blame him," said Gerald, smiling genially and ordering another whiskey with water.

"Thanks Gerald, I'm afraid the ambassador is right, I might never be speak English. Though are you sure you don't want anything for your generosity translating for me."

by **Wallenburg** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:51 pm

Ferret Civilization wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:"*SQUEEEEEEEK!*" said Erika, mimicing the ferret. "SPEAK ENGLISH GAWD!!"

Furettium continued to laugh, "That was a terrible translation."

Wallenburg wrote:"He says behavior such as yours convinces him not to drink alcohol. I don't blame him," said Gerald, smiling genially and ordering another whiskey with water.

"Thanks Gerald, I'm afraid the ambassador is right, I might never be speak English. Though are you sure you don't want anything for your generosity translating for me?"

"I doubt I'll be busy," says Gerald, drinking his whiskey slowly and compensating with water. "Helen put through the votes for the current proposals, and I doubt I'll be endorsing many resolutions, with how much the Bitely Elite are wasting our time. Translating at least makes me feel good about my nation paying me for this job."

by **Ferret Civilization** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:26 pm

Wallenburg wrote:"I doubt I'll be busy," says Gerald, drinking his whiskey slowly and compensating with water. "Helen put through the votes for the current proposals, and I doubt I'll be endorsing many resolutions, with how much the Bitely Elite are wasting our time. Translating at least makes me feel good about my nation paying me for this job."

"Okay, I can't thank you enough though. I know your nation is probably doing better than mine, but if there is anything you or your country needs, I will be happy to help out in every way I can."

by **Socialist Republic of the French People** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:52 pm

"Herby," said Hugh, "I'm also interested in learning about your nation's history. Might you also send me some audio books? I'm interested in getting to know other nations."

by **Normlpeople** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:42 am

Clover entered the bar, nodding politely to the Wallenburg and French ambassadors, before getting her usual from the bar.

Almost immediately, the ear splitting noise hit her. "Damn, please tell me it isn't karaoke night again? I thought those were.. Er... Discontinued"

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