The World Assembly Strangers' Bar

[Herby]

"Herby, I've heard your government joined the WACP. Tell them to leave it or I will send you to a nice little scrap metal shop down the road. They make wonderful lamps you know."

Okay. Sorry. I guess. Who's the WACP?

[Ferret Civilization]

Yeah I figured as much. I'm the first from my nation too but I've been here for quite awhile. Non-voting, though, my nation won't join the WA. Some bullcrap about being oppressed by the elitists who treat cars as their personal slaves. So, Furettium, is it? What's your nation like?

Furettium stood there taking it all in,

"Herby, I've heard your government joined the WACP. Tell them to leave it or I will send you to a nice little scrap metal shop down the road. They make wonderful lamps you know."

He glanced over at the ambassador, he couldn't figure out what his problem was yet. He decided to focus back on what Herby had asked him, "Well, my nation is just starting out. There really isn't much I can say about it, we joined the WA to try and be involved. Though I'm not sure about this elitist stuff, in my nation that would be success."

[Wadden-Amrum]

"It would be a terrible pyrrhic victory for you."

"Would it? Our military budget is a few dozen times your GDP, I'm not so sure it would end as terribly for us as you seem to think. I'm not concerned, and your threats are shockingly ineffective, regardless. Makes for an excellent supplementary report to the C.D.S.P. Foreign Ministry, though."

"When your capital turns into a radioactive wasteland I'm sure you will have fun."

[Wadden-Amrum]

"Herby, I've heard your government joined the WACP. Tell them to leave it or I will send you to a nice little scrap metal shop down the road. They make wonderful lamps you know."

Okay. Sorry. I guess. Who's the WACP?

OOC:
You joined the region.

For the record, the WACP is Bitely's puppet. Neat idea though, actually quite nice.

[Tinfect Diplomatic Puppet]

"When your capital turns into a radioactive wasteland I'm sure you will have fun."

Markhov steps back into the bar, now carrying a large Stained-Glass window depicting Ambassador Bell,

"Whoever it is that you are threatening, be forewarned that the Imperium is prepared to provide support to any nation suffering unprovoked attack due to events in the halls of the World Assembly."

[Wadden-Amrum]

"When your capital turns into a radioactive wasteland I'm sure you will have fun."

Markhov steps back into the bar, now carrying a large Stained-Glass window depicting Ambassador Bell,

"Whoever it is that you are threatening, be forewarned that the Imperium is prepared to provide support to any nation suffering unprovoked attack due to events in the halls of the World Assembly."

*Alexandra throws a glass at the window, shattering it*

"That Markov, is what I think of Bell."

[Separatist Peoples]

"Would it? Our military budget is a few dozen times your GDP, I'm not so sure it would end as terribly for us as you seem to think. I'm not concerned, and your threats are shockingly ineffective, regardless. Makes for an excellent supplementary report to the C.D.S.P. Foreign Ministry, though."

"When your capital turns into a radioactive wasteland I'm sure you will have fun."

"I'm sure. It's not as though anybody has worked out how to defend against ICBMs, after all. Not at all. Especially not when working out how to defend their own capitol. Fascinating, though, that you're so insecure in it's military abilities that it has to resort to threats of weapons of mass destruction. It's kind of cute, honestly."

[Wadden-Amrum]

"When your capital turns into a radioactive wasteland I'm sure you will have fun."

"I'm sure. It's not as though anybody has worked out how to defend against ICBMs, after all. Not at all. Especially not when working out how to defend their own capitol. Fascinating, though, that you're so insecure in it's military abilities that it has to resort to threats of weapons of mass destruction. It's kind of cute, honestly."

OOC:
I'm not the one flippin godmodding in roleplay terms excuse me.

[Tinfect]

"That Markov, is what I think of Bell."

The glass hits the window, shattering into countless pieces, but leaving the window unharmed,

"That is quite the apt analogy for what will happen to your forces, if you intend to attack the CDSP."

[Wadden-Amrum]

"That Markov, is what I think of Bell."

The glass hits the window, shattering into countless pieces, but leaving the window unharmed,

"That is quite the apt analogy for what will happen to your forces, if you intend to attack the CDSP."

"Our forces are very well trained thank you very much."

[Separatist Peoples]

"I'm sure. It's not as though anybody has worked out how to defend against ICBMs, after all. Not at all. Especially not when working out how to defend their own capitol. Fascinating, though, that you're so insecure in it's military abilities that it has to resort to threats of weapons of mass destruction. It's kind of cute, honestly."

OOC:
I'm not the one flippin godmodding in roleplay terms excuse me.

OOC: godmodding? Who's godmodding? My ambassador made an observation based on WA statistics.

[Tinfect]

The glass hits the window, shattering into countless pieces, but leaving the window unharmed,

"That is quite the apt analogy for what will happen to your forces, if you intend to attack the CDSP."

"Our forces are very well trained thank you very much."

"And our forces are equipped with powered armour and directed energy weapons. As stated, the Imperium will aide the CDSP should your government follow through with your threats."

[Wadden-Amrum]

OOC:
I'm not the one flippin godmodding in roleplay terms excuse me.

OOC: godmodding? Who's godmodding? My ambassador made an observation based on WA statistics.

OOC:
If you wanna get into WA statistics, my previous nations combined would make you look like an anthill.

[Herby]

Okay. Sorry. I guess. Who's the WACP?

OOC:
You joined the region.

For the record, the WACP is Bitely's puppet. Neat idea though, actually quite nice.

Herby notes the blank stare and lack of response from the ambassador who just threatened him, so he ignores her.

"Well, my nation is just starting out. There really isn't much I can say about it, we joined the WA to try and be involved. Though I'm not sure about this elitist stuff, in my nation that would be success."

Yeah, well, people throw around that word "elitist" here like it really means something. Myself included. So, "just starting out" -- did you declare independence from some oppressive regime like we did? Uh oh, looks like things are going to get ugly here again. Must be Monday.

[Wadden-Amrum]

"Our forces are very well trained thank you very much."

"And our forces are equipped with powered armour and directed energy weapons. As stated, the Imperium will aide the CDSP should your government follow through with your threats."

"Pah! Don't listen to me, I'm just the drunken ambassador. If Zundel knew I was drinking here he would have fired me long ago!"

[Wadden-Amrum]

OOC:
You joined the region.

For the record, the WACP is Bitely's puppet. Neat idea though, actually quite nice.

Herby notes the blank stare and lack of response from the ambassador who just threatened him, so he ignores him.

"Well, my nation is just starting out. There really isn't much I can say about it, we joined the WA to try and be involved. Though I'm not sure about this elitist stuff, in my nation that would be success."

Yeah, well, people throw around that world "elitist" here like it really means something. Myself included. So, "just starting out" -- did you declare independence from some oppressive regime like we did? Uh oh, looks like things are going to get ugly here again. Must be Monday.

OOC:
*ahem*

Alexandra is a woman.

[Wallenburg]

"That Markov, is what I think of Bell."

The glass hits the window, shattering into countless pieces, but leaving the window unharmed,

"That is quite the apt analogy for what will happen to your forces, if you intend to attack the CDSP."

Despite his anger toward Bell, Gerald cannot hold back his amusement, and he laughs loudly as the glass shatters pathetically against the window.

[Separatist Peoples]

OOC: godmodding? Who's godmodding? My ambassador made an observation based on WA statistics.

OOC:
If you wanna get into WA statistics, my previous nations combined would make you look like an anthill.

OOC: but we aren't. We're using these. My ambassador has no knowledge of your other nations, and combining them wouldn't make for reasonable roleplay either. My ambassador is responding to a totally unwarranted death threat from the ambassador of a nation with 280 million citizens, and doing so in purely hypothetical terms at that. That's not godmodding, which, if your claims are true, you should bloody well know.

Now, I'm fine without threats and blustering in the GA. It's why I don't hang out in II. You're welcome to keep blustering and keep getting marginalized, or you can relax and take those comments as they were intended: idyl observations made by a bored man at a bar.

[Ferret Civilization]

Yeah, well, people throw around that world "elitist" here like it really means something. Myself included. So, "just starting out" -- did you declare independence from some oppressive regime like we did? Uh oh, looks like things are going to get ugly here again. Must be Monday.

"Well, we're not sure of our history. We just go by Colony, since my people banned together for the greater good." Furettium looked around, "I find it to be a good learning experience."

[Wadden-Amrum]

OOC:
If you wanna get into WA statistics, my previous nations combined would make you look like an anthill.

OOC: but we aren't. We're using these. My ambassador has no knowledge of your other nations, and combining them wouldn't make for reasonable roleplay either. My ambassador is responding to a totally unwarranted death threat from the ambassador of a nation with 280 million citizens, and doing so in purely hypothetical terms at that. That's not godmodding, which, if your claims are true, you should bloody well know.

Now, I'm fine without threats and blustering in the GA. It's why I don't hang out in II. You're welcome to keep blustering and keep getting marginalized, or you can relax and take those comments as they were intended: idyl observations made by a bored man at a bar.

OOC:
Buddy, please don't threaten me.

I'll go with option 2.

[Herby]

"Well, we're not sure of our history. We just go by Colony, since my people banned together for the greater good."

So you don't know your own history? That's kind of sad, really.

Furettium looked around, "I find it to be a good learning experience."

Uh, yeah, sure, I suppose one could learn quite a bit about diplomacy here.

[Ferret Civilization]

So you don't know your own history? That's kind of sad, really.

"Well, we were kind of nothing but a group of ferals before we banned together. Then we slowly civilized ourselves up to the point where we are at. Nothing much has changed since then. Why, what's your nation's history like?"

Uh, yeah, sure, I suppose one could learn quite a bit about diplomacy here.

"It is to me, my people don't have much contact with the outside world, the WA is suppose to be our way of fixing that problem."

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

"I imagine your black market is booming with moonshine and cheaply made rum. Tidy little market in that."

"Most gangsters were executed back in the '80s after they tried open warfare against our national forces."

"Wow ur country's like so..... oppressive..... Get me a bottle of whiskey!"
A bottle of whiskey is produced, Erika pulls out a toothbrush, pours whiskey on it, and proceeds to brush her teeth.

[Herby]

So you don't know your own history? That's kind of sad, really.

"Well, we were kind of nothing but a group of ferals before we banned together. Then we slowly civilized ourselves up to the point where we are at. Nothing much has changed since then. Why, what's your nation's history like?"

We declared our independence from our oppressors decades ago. They were called the Drivers. More like slave-drivers if you ask me. Treated us like property. Anyway, our nation is so stunning... and beautiful... asphalt everywhere the eye can see. You would love... uh, heh, well, actually I take it back, you would absolutely hate it there, it's really no place for small animals. Sorry.

[Ferret Civilization]

We declared our independence from our oppressors decades ago. They were called the Drivers. More like slave-drivers if you ask me. Treated us like property. Anyway, our nation is so stunning... and beautiful... asphalt everywhere the eye can see. You would love... uh, heh, well, actually I take it back, you would absolutely hate it there, it's really no place for small animals. Sorry.

"Really, Drivers? Do you have any information on them?" Furettium looked away from Herby, "Sorry, probably not good to be giving that kind of information away." With everyone else seeming to get worked up over other nation's standards, it felt nice that Herby wasn't like that. "Well, if it works for your nation then it's none of my concern." He couldn't help but chuckle at the small animal statement.