The World Assembly Strangers' Bar

[Wallenburg]

"Do you speak of the reviled, unknown, all-encompassing, ubiquitously evil, extremely surreptitious...WA Elite?"

But of course! And don't forget FASCIST!!!!!!!!
*someone drops their glass in shock*

Through her drunken stupor, Helen is pretty sure she's just been called a fascist. Enraged, she slowly stands up, coffee dripping over her torso and staining her skirt. Her eyes are fierce, even if they can't see beyond 15 feet. In a voice pulled from the depths of hell, she demands, "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FASCIST?"

Gerald entered the bar, a soaking ferret close behind. "This really is too much, ambassadors. I expected civility, even if alcohol is in--what the hell are you doing?"

He stared confused at the German ambassador, who wasn't wearing much of anything and was taking great pains to augment her albedo via reflective fluids. "Well, then. I guess we've reached a new low." He then saw Helen drenched in coffee and staring furiously at one of the ambassadors. "Helen, what is going on?"

She turned around and promptly fell on the floor, having lost what little balance had kept her at equilibrium. "Oh dear," Gerald said, "drunk again are we?"

"Not my fault," said Helen miserably.

[Kaboomlandia]

Ambassador Key dumps his beer glass on Todd's head, but forgetting about the Acme Weapons Nullifier system, the beer turns into snowflakes instead.

"Forgot. Always forget."

He then throws some money on the bar. "Neville, another beer."

[Heidencrest]

But of course! And don't forget FASCIST!!!!!!!!
*someone drops their glass in shock*

"Excuse me," said Hugh, "I couldn't help but hear the words 'WA Elite.' What do you mean by that exactly?"

"They are the authors of unspeakable evil. That is all you must know for now."

[Tinfect]

But of course! And don't forget FASCIST!!!!!!!!
*someone drops their glass in shock*

"Excuse me," said Hugh, "I couldn't help but hear the words 'WA Elite.' What do you mean by that exactly?"

Markhov stood up to retrieve the ferret from the pool once more, he wasn't sure why it kept getting thrown out, but it was certainly entertaining,
"They exist only as the shared delusion of the delegations of Bitely, and Vancouvia. Neither, of their ambassadors are worth listening to if you value your sanity."

[Socialist Republic of the French People]

"Excuse me," said Hugh, "I couldn't help but hear the words 'WA Elite.' What do you mean by that exactly?"

"They are the authors of unspeakable evil. That is all you must know for now."

"I see," he said, taking a drink.

[Socialist Republic of the French People]

"Excuse me," said Hugh, "I couldn't help but hear the words 'WA Elite.' What do you mean by that exactly?"

Markhov stood up to retrieve the ferret from the pool once more, he wasn't sure why it kept getting thrown out, but it was certainly entertaining,
"They exist only as the shared delusion of the delegations of Bitely, and Vancouvia. Neither, of their ambassadors are worth listening to if you value your sanity."

"Now that I can agree on. Vanvouvia seems to support whatever proposal comes their way."

[Todd Clemont]

But of course! And don't forget FASCIST!!!!!!!!
*someone drops their glass in shock*

Through her drunken stupor, Helen is pretty sure she's just been called a fascist. Enraged, she slowly stands up, coffee dripping over her torso and staining her skirt. Her eyes are fierce, even if they can't see beyond 15 feet. In a voice pulled from the depths of hell, she demands, "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FASCIST?"

Gerald entered the bar, a soaking ferret close behind. "This really is too much, ambassadors. I expected civility, even if alcohol is in--what the hell are you doing?"

He stared confused at the German ambassador, who wasn't wearing much of anything and was taking great pains to augment her albedo via reflective fluids. "Well, then. I guess we've reached a new low." He then saw Helen drenched in coffee and staring furiously at one of the ambassadors. "Helen, what is going on?"

She turned around and promptly fell on the floor, having lost what little balance had kept her at equilibrium. "Oh dear," Gerald said, "drunk again are we?"

"Not my fault," said Helen miserably.

"Oh no". "Not you. Uh, the German guy, uh, what's her name? Or is it a he? Oh, and Washington, of course."

[Todd Clemont]

Markhov stood up to retrieve the ferret from the pool once more, he wasn't sure why it kept getting thrown out, but it was certainly entertaining,
"They exist only as the shared delusion of the delegations of Bitely, and Vancouvia. Neither, of their ambassadors are worth listening to if you value your sanity."

"Now that I can agree on. Vanvouvia seems to support whatever proposal comes their way."

Yeah. When I check on proposals he approves everything.

[Atomic Utopia]

"Excuse me," said Hugh, "I couldn't help but hear the words 'WA Elite.' What do you mean by that exactly?"

Markhov stood up to retrieve the ferret from the pool once more, he wasn't sure why it kept getting thrown out, but it was certainly entertaining,
"They exist only as the shared delusion of the delegations of Bitely, and Vancouvia. Neither, of their ambassadors are worth listening to if you value your sanity."

Ambassador Von Strahlung, realizing that his half baked plan to get more donations for his slush fund was working but was being blocked by sanity retook his position on his soapbox.

"I object to that remark Markhov, it is absolutely devastating to my case for hunting fascists in the WA.

We must stand against the uh... uh... elite that stands over there somewhere. Now, lemmings, if you will support my cause for hunting the 130 fascist elitists that hide in the WA, I will devise the list involving delegates both large and small. So donate today and start firing people at random for disloyalty, or better yet, pay for my painstaking disloyalty search team!"

[Ferret Civilization]

Gerald entered the bar, a soaking ferret close behind. "This really is too much, ambassadors. I expected civility, even if alcohol is in--what the hell are you doing?"

He stared confused at the German ambassador, who wasn't wearing much of anything and was taking great pains to augment her albedo via reflective fluids. "Well, then. I guess we've reached a new low." He then saw Helen drenched in coffee and staring furiously at one of the ambassadors. "Helen, what is going on?"

She turned around and promptly fell on the floor, having lost what little balance had kept her at equilibrium. "Oh dear," Gerald said, "drunk again are we?"

"Not my fault," said Helen miserably.

Furettium was busy trying to dry himself off for a second time, he was pretty sure there would be a third. He was sure to thank Gerald a lot on the way back, also a little glad that he could understand him. Though the situation in the bar could have been better, he was certainly learning a lot about the other ambassadors within the World Assembly. "Oh, and thanks Helen for trying to help me out."

[Socialist Republic of the French People]

"So what's new in with you guys?"

[Tinfect]

"Oh, and thanks Helen for trying to help me out."

"Ah, yes, you... there. Animal... er, of a sort.
I assume, given that people keep attempting to talk to you, that you are some sort of Ambassador? Would you happen to have some manner of dictionary for your language?"

[Kaboomlandia]

Gerald entered the bar, a soaking ferret close behind. "This really is too much, ambassadors. I expected civility, even if alcohol is in--what the hell are you doing?"

He stared confused at the German ambassador, who wasn't wearing much of anything and was taking great pains to augment her albedo via reflective fluids. "Well, then. I guess we've reached a new low." He then saw Helen drenched in coffee and staring furiously at one of the ambassadors. "Helen, what is going on?"

She turned around and promptly fell on the floor, having lost what little balance had kept her at equilibrium. "Oh dear," Gerald said, "drunk again are we?"

"Not my fault," said Helen miserably.

Furettium was busy trying to dry himself off for a second time, he was pretty sure there would be a third. He was sure to thank Gerald a lot on the way back, also a little glad that he could understand him. Though the situation in the bar could have been better, he was certainly learning a lot about the other ambassadors within the World Assembly. "Oh, and thanks Helen for trying to help me out."

Hearing Furettium's talking again, a visibly irritated Ambassador Key swiftly throws him out the window again.

[Socialist Republic of the French People]

Furettium was busy trying to dry himself off for a second time, he was pretty sure there would be a third. He was sure to thank Gerald a lot on the way back, also a little glad that he could understand him. Though the situation in the bar could have been better, he was certainly learning a lot about the other ambassadors within the World Assembly. "Oh, and thanks Helen for trying to help me out."

Hearing Furettium's talking again, a visibly irritated Ambassador Key swiftly throws him out the window again.

"What's with you and Furettium? Why don't you two like each other?"

[Wallenburg]

Furettium was busy trying to dry himself off for a second time, he was pretty sure there would be a third. He was sure to thank Gerald a lot on the way back, also a little glad that he could understand him. Though the situation in the bar could have been better, he was certainly learning a lot about the other ambassadors within the World Assembly. "Oh, and thanks Helen for trying to help me out."

Hearing Furettium's talking again, a visibly irritated Ambassador Key swiftly throws him out the window again.

Except Gerald runs over to the window and catches the ferret-ambassador before he is thrice defenestrated.

"What is wrong with you?" demands Gerald, hulking over Ambassador Key. "This is an ambassador from a member nation of the World Assembly, not some wild animal. Treat him with some respect."

[Ferret Civilization]

"Ah, yes, you... there. Animal... er, of a sort.
I assume, given that people keep attempting to talk to you, that you are some sort of Ambassador? Would you happen to have some manner of dictionary for your language?"

"Yes, though I'm afraid it's probably not unders-"

Hearing Furettium's talking again, a visibly irritated Ambassador Key swiftly throws him out the window again.

"Again!?"

Except Gerald runs over to the window and catches the ferret-ambassador before he is thrice defenestrated.

"What is wrong with you?" demands Gerald, hulking over Ambassador Key. "This is an ambassador from a member nation of the World Assembly, not some wild animal. Treat him with some respect."

Furettium wasn't used to being treated like a rag doll, but apparently that was his role now, "Thanks Gerald." He said as he was grabbed, "Sorry to burden you with this."

[Separatist Peoples]

Inspired by the behavior, Bell grasps Ambassador Key, winds up, pirouettes, and uses the momentum to toss him right out the window. Calling after him, "How do you like it, bub?", Bell settles himself back at the bar next to Helen and the Ferret.

"Ah yes, Ambassador...uh...Ferret. I really don't remember your name. There's something about being defenestrated that puts people's names right out of my head for some reason. But of course I can understand you. We have Universal Translators here. The other ambassadors must have missed the memo. Or are toying with you. That's a distinct possibility. Once, I spent three weeks dosing one delegations drinks with laxatives, and kept raising the toll on for office/restroom. When their Foreign Ministry showed up to audit them, I denied the whole thing, of course. That was followed by an immediate reassignment of the ambassador to Breen. Do you know how cold it is there? Nightmarishly so."

[Tinfect]

We have Universal Translators here.

"Universal, I... What?"

He reaches into his coat, acquiring said translator,

"Well then."

[Wallenburg]

Inspired by the behavior, Bell grasps Ambassador Key, winds up, pirouettes, and uses the momentum to toss him right out the window. Calling after him, "How do you like it, bub?", Bell settles himself back at the bar next to Helen and the Ferret.

"Ah yes, Ambassador...uh...Ferret. I really don't remember your name. There's something about being defenestrated that puts people's names right out of my head for some reason. But of course I can understand you. We have Universal Translators here. The other ambassadors must have missed the memo. Or are toying with you. That's a distinct possibility. Once, I spent three weeks dosing one delegations drinks with laxatives, and kept raising the toll on for office/restroom. When their Foreign Ministry showed up to audit them, I denied the whole thing, of course. That was followed by an immediate reassignment of the ambassador to Breen. Do you know how cold it is there? Nightmarishly so."

Gerald tenses up. "Wait...universal translators. Am I out of a job?"

[WA Elite]

"They are the authors of unspeakable evil. That is all you must know for now."

"I see," he said, taking a drink.

What elite? we er... they're not real only an imagined upper echelon.

[Tinfect]

"I see," he said, taking a drink.

What elite? we er... they're not real only an imagined upper echelon.

"Wait, you people again? For the second time now, you can't just put on a nametag that says 'WA' on it, and call yourself a member of the staff."

[Wadden-Amrum]

Hearing Furettium's talking again, a visibly irritated Ambassador Key swiftly throws him out the window again.

Except Gerald runs over to the window and catches the ferret-ambassador before he is thrice defenestrated.

"What is wrong with you?" demands Gerald, hulking over Ambassador Key. "This is an ambassador from a member nation of the World Assembly, not some wild animal. Treat him with some respect."

"He is a pest."

[Wadden-Amrum]

*Alexandra walks back in* (Consider previous post after this one)

"The puppet government in Taboneohtwo just left the World Assembly."

[Separatist Peoples]

*Alexandra walks back in* (Consider previous post after this one)

"The puppet government in Taboneohtwo just left the World Assembly."

"Which means an unknown one just entered. Keep your eyes peeled. Those damn fools from Bitley is just going to keep it up."

[Elke and Elba]

*Alexandra walks back in* (Consider previous post after this one)

"The puppet government in Taboneohtwo just left the World Assembly."

"Which means an unknown one just entered. Keep your eyes peeled. Those damn fools from Bitley is just going to keep it up."

OOC: Interestingly it coincides with the founding of WACP and the new WA member there, and err those Bitely "elite" ads and WACP ads that I have reported to the mods.

IC: Ambassador Olafsen took a seat, and gestured to Neville to get him a glass of water. Not a fan of liquor himself, he wasn't a fan of the lack of light. Taking his drink and moving over to a window at the side of the Bar, he thought he'd get some peace. But not for long - a big banner just rolled off the top of the building and blocked out all-oh the lights- signs of the outside world with its black and white lettering - causing Ambassador Olafsen to jump out of his seat.

Neville ran out and saw that someone had decidedly blacken out the Headquarters and the Bar's windows with humongous banners, and suddenly understood who had such a vengeance.

As Neville came back in, Olafsen enchanted in a soliloquy, said: "Gosh - is this what Alethea has to go through EVERY SINGLE DAY?"

Neville nodded his head as he walked past him.