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by Sathera » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:13 pm
by Soviet Canuckistan » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:58 pm
by Hittanryan » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:30 pm
Soviet Canuckistan wrote:The Republic of Lanos wrote:
The AK turned into, yes you guessed it, a squirt gun. Candle Jack then got Sergei wet with it and defenestrated him.
Neville? Do something...
Simone walked up and kneed Candle Jack in the crotch and slapped him and said "The heck was that for you swine, you don't touch him." Sergei then walked just outside the door and threw a suitcase nuke in.
Ardchoille wrote:"You know, the Bar has every nation's favourite liquor, you could've just asked," pouted Neville, observing the dragon's ceremony. "Besides, we don't let drinkers bring in their own tipple, it cuts into our profits."Dragosovlkiav wrote:... and popping of the lid a second time, releasing the aroma of blood and vodka. poured a bit into each glass.
by Soviet Canuckistan » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:37 pm
by Ardchoille » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:51 pm
Hittanryan wrote:"All right then, Neville, how about some of my nation's favorite liquor?" Friedman asked impishly, attempting to test the Bar Lord.
by The National Front Disco » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:58 am
Ardchoille wrote:Bill Kelly cast a veteran's eye on the scene. His well-trained Combat Morris Team had cut a swathe through the conga line -- there wasn't an opposition ankle left untouched -- but it seemed some cooler heads were rallying for a counterstrike.
"Y'know, some of those boots those Nazis have are worth $1000 a pair," muttered Avaya enviously, as the steps of the measure took her past him. "See how careful they're being? I bet they'd faint if any potato chip grease got on 'em."
Bill glared sternly at his second in command. "We fight dirty, but we fight fair dirty," he reproved. "You don't damage the other side's kit. Besides, we haven't even begun scraping the bottom of the barrel yet. Arnie," he ordered the skinny piano accordionist, "you know what to do!"
A grim nod was the response, and within seconds the saccharine sound of Mull of Kintyre arranged cloyingly for piano accordion oozed inescapably into the Bar's atmosphere. But, though the sentimental sweetness was already playing havoc with the marchers, worse was to come.
The doors of the dining room parted, silhouetting against the golden light a figure surely half man, half god. From the irresistibly jaunty feather bonnet atop, through the boastfully poised sporran mid-range to the viciously sharp skean dhu tucked in the garter of his hose, John McGonnagle, Ardchoille's Secretary for Situations Like This, was awe made flesh.
And then the strutting figure coldly raised the chaunter to his unforgiving lips, and the pipes etched their way into the brains of the oncoming troupe.
by Unibot II » Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:25 am
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.
General Halcones wrote:Look up to Unibot as an example.
by Dragosovlkiav » Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:14 am
Sathera wrote:Hans took the small cup of liquor and eyed it cautiously, it looked like some sort of ceremonial wine, but it smelled of something bitter, of iron. It would be incredibly rude, but Hans had to ask. "Forgive my impoliteness Zeukov, I would love to discuss an alliance between our two nations, but before we do that, may I ask what exactly is in this drink?"
by Sathera » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:42 am
by Soviet Canuckistan » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:45 am
by Hittanryan » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:24 pm
Ardchoille wrote:Hittanryan wrote:"All right then, Neville, how about some of my nation's favorite liquor?" Friedman asked impishly, attempting to test the Bar Lord.
"Tell me what it is, and I'll go fetch it," Neville said. "I don't store the stuff by nation, I store it by type and then alphabetically by name. We'll have it out there somewhere, though, unless your delegation has been really hitting the sauce and we're waiting for a shipment."
"He wanted you to guess, though, Neville," said Violet.
"Ï'm a BarLord, not a tealeaf reader," snorted her boss. He tapped his keyboard. "But, let's see ... given Hittanryan's highly educated populace, I'd normally guess that it'd be a gutsy red. But your fizzy drink sales are above average, and I'd hate to think you're adulterating decent wine with that stuff. Hmmm ... dedicated readers like your people often go for a good scotch, but, on the other hand, you've got a lot of auto workers, and they're fond of their beer -- good gods, who'd call a beer that?" he added, as he browsed his stock. "Hmmm ... well, look, I'll tell you what your favourite tipple should be. There's a lovely sauvignon blanc from just outside Paradise City, they call it Naked Owl. A bit acidic for my taste, but the bouquet is something to sing about. I'll go get some now -- plus whatever you want to actually order, of course, but I really think you should try this one."
He turned abruptly to Sergei. "As for your vodka, I don't know and I don't care," he said. "All you'll get here is the rotgut I told you you'd get here, and that's it. Besides, what does it matter, anyway? You'll just throw it up."
As the BarLord stalked away in a petulant snit, Violet offered a peacemaking solutionL "I could get you some chilled spring water," she told Sergei. "Float a mint leaf in it and you'll never know the difference. Well, you will, but it's healthier."
by Black Marne » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:55 pm
by Smullania » Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:36 pm
Black Marne wrote:Weebam-Na walked into the bar, and looked around. "By Sithis! Much seems to have changed since my last visit. Who are you ambassadors?"
by Dragosovlkiav » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:01 pm
Sathera wrote:Hans smiled, raising his glass. "Sathera and I both welcome this alliance of our nations with open arms."
by Soviet Canuckistan » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:03 pm
Smullania wrote:Black Marne wrote:Weebam-Na walked into the bar, and looked around. "By Sithis! Much seems to have changed since my last visit. Who are you ambassadors?"
I still hang out here, but my assistants have arrived, and I am just dreaming about ways to hurt Sergei. Potato chips without chili and cheese? You monster.
by The Andromeda Islands » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:16 pm
by Dragosovlkiav » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:20 pm
by Soviet Canuckistan » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:23 pm
by Dragosovlkiav » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:24 pm
Soviet Canuckistan wrote:Simone asked "Zeukov, are you and your nation, by chance, ponyists?"
by Soviet Canuckistan » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:25 pm
by Dragosovlkiav » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:28 pm
Soviet Canuckistan wrote:"My nation...you see is anti-ponyist...and it's a very pertinent question to our allies." Simone replied.
OOC: Because you post in the MLP thread.
by Retired WerePenguins » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:34 pm
by Dragosovlkiav » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:37 pm
by The Republic of Lanos » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:45 pm
by Dragosovlkiav » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:49 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Candle Jack happens to notice Sergei ask about ponies and if said ambassador's home nation supported them. Since he frequently heard of such incidents not going well, he decided to construct a makeshift steel and concrete fort in the Lanosian section of the bar to protect against said incidents. After all he had ponies work for him. (OOC: Well I can't defenestrate Sergei now, can I?)
Or something better...damn. Ok start building the fort boys. We don't know what will happen. Ms. Violet? More drinks and food please.
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