The World Assembly Strangers' Bar

[The Wolf Guardians]

Wolfgang, having finally dislodged himself from a pack of elite Kennyite stormtroopers, fast-forwarded through his automatically recorded memory of what he'd missed, his grin slowly becoming amused bewilderment. He automatically patted his shoulder-holster, making sure it was still there.

"Maybe I should put up a kiosk and sell these things nearby," he quietly mused to no-one in particular.

[Imperial Yamea]

Wolfgang, having finally dislodged himself from a pack of elite Kennyite stormtroopers, fast-forwarded through his automatically recorded memory of what he'd missed, his grin slowly becoming amused bewilderment. He automatically patted his shoulder-holster, making sure it was still there.

"Maybe I should put up a kiosk and sell these things nearby," he quietly mused to no-one in particular.

Sarah catchin Wolfgangs comment laughs "Hahahah, maybe you should, however I will stick to my specially renforced steak/meat/protection dagger, which as it can be used as an eating implement is tradionaly not removed from my possession when i enter a no wepons area.... hahahah"

[Retired WerePenguins]

Oh that is right we were talking about long island iced tea’s. They are from long island, in fact they were made first in a place called OBI, on gilgo beach, you know across ocean parkway from where all those whores were just dug up.

OOC: You do realize you are talking to a BLONDE, She probably doesn't even know that there is a island west of the Hamptons. Never mind Babylon. (Oh did you know that the Town Supervisor there has been accused of not filing his political forms? He insisted that his assistant emailed them all, but then he claims that the emails bounced.) Actually I blame someone from, I think it was Smithtown for saying that and I never bothered to verify it myself.

Robert Brown enters the bar (had he left ... he is the quiet type), "I've been asked to write a condenmnation, and I can't do that sober. Forget the tea, I'll have a Long Island Vodka Martini, because the best resolutions are written by Mr Potato Head.

OOC: LiV is made from potatoes, grown on Long Island, in Riverhead.

[Coxnord]

"A condemnation?" Prince Christian asked curiously. "Who is the nominee?"

[Murray the Evil Skull]

"Human spirit is over-rated, Mortal! give me heart stopping malice and unrelenting EVIL any day.", said the EVILEST talking skull in Nationstates from his place on the bar next to the Kawaiian Shine of the Manfestation.

"Hmm. speaking of which, I really need to come up with a way to start breaking the human spirit. Perhaps I need to get out among the lesser beings, and cause some more pain and misery. Or better yet, convince Neville to start serving tea again. MYUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

Murray's eyes began to glow a malevolent as he began thinking up more evil schemes.

"You sickening skeleton. Of course the human spirir is good.get out of here!Get ou of the strangers bar! GET OUT OF THE WA!"

The evillest talking skull in the WA turns to the speakers and says,
"Keep it up mortal, and I'll put an EVIL curse on you. Alrighty then, thats it! You're cursed! You're going to have such a rash!"

"The Toilets really, Okay that guy is soo not worth my time." Sarah turns back to her drink after answering her emergency, emergency, only contact me if someone has died and i am the next of kin and they are a multimillionare pager.

Murray turns to Duchess Sarah, grins and says,
"Howdy Sweetcakes! Pleased to meetcha. Lets say we ditch that zero and share a curry. The cook here makes a wonderful curry. Its like eating a flaming ice cube."

[Tanzoria]

"You sickening skeleton. Of course the human spirir is good.get out of here!Get ou of the strangers bar! GET OUT OF THE WA!"

The evillest talking skull in the WA turns to the speakers and says,
"Keep it up mortal, and I'll put an EVIL curse on you. Alrighty then, thats it! You're cursed! You're going to have such a rash!"

"The Toilets really, Okay that guy is soo not worth my time." Sarah turns back to her drink after answering her emergency, emergency, only contact me if someone has died and i am the next of kin and they are a multimillionare pager.

Murray turns to Duchess Sarah, grins and says,
"Howdy Sweetcakes! Pleased to meetcha. Lets say we ditch that zero and share a curry. The cook here makes a wonderful curry. Its like eating a flaming ice cube."

As the rash spread across Oskars skin,he fell down on the ground,screaming in pain. "Help me!" he said "Help me please!"

[Imperial Yamea]

"The Toilets really, Okay that guy is soo not worth my time." Sarah turns back to her drink after answering her emergency, emergency, only contact me if someone has died and i am the next of kin and they are a multimillionare pager.

Murray turns to Duchess Sarah, grins and says,
"Howdy Sweetcakes! Pleased to meetcha. Lets say we ditch that zero and share a curry. The cook here makes a wonderful curry. Its like eating a flaming ice cube."

"Aaahh honey do you even have a tongue to taste this curry? Or a stomack to fill?"

[Ethel mermania]

Oh that is right we were talking about long island iced tea’s. They are from long island, in fact they were made first in a place called OBI, on gilgo beach, you know across ocean parkway from where all those whores were just dug up.

OOC: You do realize you are talking to a BLONDE, She probably doesn't even know that there is a island west of the Hamptons. Never mind Babylon. (Oh did you know that the Town Supervisor there has been accused of not filing his political forms? He insisted that his assistant emailed them all, but then he claims that the emails bounced.) Actually I blame someone from, I think it was Smithtown for saying that and I never bothered to verify it myself.

Robert Brown enters the bar (had he left ... he is the quiet type), "I've been asked to write a condenmnation, and I can't do that sober. Forget the tea, I'll have a Long Island Vodka Martini, because the best resolutions are written by Mr Potato Head.

OOC: LiV is made from potatoes, grown on Long Island, in Riverhead.

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“Back in the day, there was an OBI in Hampton bays. Maybe that is where we went submarine watching. Interesting, we did not know about the vodka, we will have to try it some times in our next long island iced tea“. The drone turns to the bark, we mean bar
“Oh bar (brup) excuse me,
“oh Bar keer (brapp) pardon me again,”

“oh neville, a long island iced tea, for us, made with Liv vodka, and whatever our short and stout friend wishes to drink“.

The drone turns back to the half peguin half were beast.

“Babylon, probably the 3rd or 4th most corrupt towns on long island, it is true they have lots of completion, Island park, hemptstead . . . But they are up there, they are on the ball, they keep their eye on the prize, I am sure they are proud, serves as a good example for the WA.”

[Magic Johnsons]

A 7 Foot tall sapient penis walks in to the Strangers' Bar. He takes a seat on a barstool and surveys the selection of bourbons. "Hmmm, should I get some straight liquor, or a cocktail?" he thinks to himself.

Barkeep, I think I'll have a glass of Fighting Cock, neat.

He swivels around and surveys the occupants of the bar. He wonders why all of them are staring at him.

[Bahgum]

Sir Albert peers drunkenly over his pint glass at the 7ft sapient wotsit..."Well, at least we'll know when he's no longer excited to be here"....

[Bloodstone Kay]

"Hmm. speaking of which, I really need to come up with a way to start breaking the human spirit. Perhaps I need to get out among the lesser beings, and cause some more pain and misery. Or better yet, convince Neville to start serving tea again. MYUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

"May be some sort of telemarketing system for your wonderful themepark?" Kari suggested, "Better yet, reverse the charges so they end up paying for it"

[Unibot II]

Eduard lit up a pipe and settled into his chair, "Jeez, I haven't seen you folks since.. since... almost never, but that's besides the point."

[Murray the Evil Skull]

"Hmm. speaking of which, I really need to come up with a way to start breaking the human spirit. Perhaps I need to get out among the lesser beings, and cause some more pain and misery. Or better yet, convince Neville to start serving tea again. MYUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

"May be some sort of telemarketing system for your wonderful themepark?" Kari suggested, "Better yet, reverse the charges so they end up paying for it"

"Ah, finally a mortal that understands and appriciates TRUE EVIL. Where have you been all my life, Mortal. I could use a second in command who thinks like you, Ms Kargosti. What do you say? Excellent Pay and generous benefits, plus boatloads of bloodthirsty Scandinavian marauders to inflict mayhem. I can even throw in some cute fluffy things to launch from a cannon. Think about it, Mortal. We could conquer the world! MYUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

"Aaahh honey do you even have a tongue to taste this curry? Or a stomack to fill?"

"True evil need no stomach or tongue, mortal!"

As the rash spread across Oskars skin,he fell down on the ground,screaming in pain. "Help me!" he said "Help me please!"

"Slap some calamine lotion on it mortal, and you'll be fine!"

[An Empty Mop Bucket]

Someone tosses an empty mop bucket into the Stranger's Bar. Attached to the mop bucket is a note.

The mop bucket is no longer a member of the World Assembly, so we have no further use for it. We thought maybe you could use an extra one here in the bar.

The brave little mop bucket sits and wonders what the future holds for it.

[Mesogirian WA Mission]

Someone tosses an empty mop bucket into the Stranger's Bar. Attached to the mop bucket is a note.

The mop bucket is no longer a member of the World Assembly, so we have no further use for it. We thought maybe you could use an extra one here in the bar.

The brave little mop bucket sits and wonders what the future holds for it.

"Oh good," says Ambassador Rodriguez, picking up the bucket and pushing ti toward one of the more sickly-looking drinkers. "We needed an extra puke bucket."

[Imperial Yamea]

"Aaahh honey do you even have a tongue to taste this curry? Or a stomack to fill?"

"True evil need no stomach or tongue, mortal!"

"haha okay then i will take you up on your offer of a drink, however don't think that it means anything."

[Destructor Bunnies]

Someone tosses an empty mop bucket into the Stranger's Bar. Attached to the mop bucket is a note.



The brave little mop bucket sits and wonders what the future holds for it.

"Oh good," says Ambassador Rodriguez, picking up the bucket and pushing ti toward one of the more sickly-looking drinkers. "We needed an extra puke bucket."

CAG!

A Destructor Bunny snatches the mop bucket and quickly whisks it away into the kitchen.

[Tanzoria]

Oscar applies the lotion,and decides to have a few drinks to celebrate his continued exsistence. # hours later,heavily inebriated,he walks over to Sarah and says "So darlin,thinkin about givinge me another try?"

[Imperial Yamea]

Oscar applies the lotion,and decides to have a few drinks to celebrate his continued exsistence. # hours later,heavily inebriated,he walks over to Sarah and says "So darlin,thinkin about givinge me another try?"

Sarah is who is just a little tipsy learns over close to Oscars ear, "LOIKE PIE WILL OI" then turning to the group of members from her country she challenges one to a game of chess.

[Tanzoria]

Oscar applies the lotion,and decides to have a few drinks to celebrate his continued exsistence. # hours later,heavily inebriated,he walks over to Sarah and says "So darlin,thinkin about givinge me another try?"

Sarah is who is just a little tipsy learns over close to Oscars ear, "LOIKE PIE WILL OI" then turning to the group of members from her country she challenges one to a game of chess.

Oskar watched the game of chess intently,for some reason. He then gets another drink,and simply pours it on the ground.

[Murray the Evil Skull]

Sarah is who is just a little tipsy learns over close to Oscars ear, "LOIKE PIE WILL OI" then turning to the group of members from her country she challenges one to a game of chess.

Oskar watched the game of chess intently,for some reason. He then gets another drink,and simply pours it on the ground.

"Don't let either Senator Sulla, or Sir Albert see you do that, Mortal! Thosemen hate to see alcohol wasted."

[Mesogirian WA Mission]

"Oh good," says Ambassador Rodriguez, picking up the bucket and pushing ti toward one of the more sickly-looking drinkers. "We needed an extra puke bucket."

CAG!

A Destructor Bunny snatches the mop bucket and quickly whisks it away into the kitchen.

"Fine, they can puke on your shoes."

[Flibbleites]

CAG!

A Destructor Bunny snatches the mop bucket and quickly whisks it away into the kitchen.

"Fine, they can puke on your shoes."

"Or they can do the polite thing and go puke in the restroom."

[Unibot II]

"Fine, they can puke on your shoes."

"Or they can do the polite thing and go puke in the restroom."

Kuno came back from the restroom stumbling in with a bottle of ale and a piece of vomit dangling from his chin, he shouted, "TOOO Late! *hic*"

Eduard turned around with a frown, "Didn't you just get shot?"

Kuno burped and giggled, "Nah, that was *like* a tanget that the author didn't bother following up with."

Eduard scowled, "What!?"

Kuno collapsed and Eduard looked at this scotch suspiciously.

[Mesogirian WA Mission]

"Fine, they can puke on your shoes."

"Or they can do the polite thing and go puke in the restroom."

"OIf you have observed some measureable quanitity of politeness in these hallowed halls, I'm sure many would be surprised to hear abput it," Rodrigez slurred, just a bit past her limit for the day.