The World Assembly Strangers' Bar

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

Commander Chiang looked up from her relative place of quiet alongside the Karmicarian ambassador. "Murray is an institution, and has been an integral part of this establishment since before your puny, insignificant little country was born. If you don't like him, you leave," she curtly suggested, and calmly returned to her Jameson on ice.

From behind the Kawaiian shrine, on Murray's right flank, a chorus of boyish, weed-induced giggling ensued as a rain of spitballs flew toward the Tanzorian's head.

[Tanzoria]

Commander Chiang looked up from her relative place of quiet alongside the Karmicarian ambassador. "Murray is an institution, and has been an integral part of this establishment since before your puny, insignificant little country was born. If you don't like him, you leave," she curtly suggested, and calmly returned to her Jameson on ice.

From behind the Kawaiian shrine, on Murray's right flank, a chorus of boyish, weed-induced giggling ensued as a rain of spitballs flew toward the Tanzorian's head.

As the spitballs hit the ambassadors head,he turned around furious and said to the delegate from omigodtheykilledkenny,wrongly assuming he hit him with the spitballs "Huh,hey tough guy. Think you can do that to me huh. Well I chalenge you to a brawl. Right here,right now" He then shoved the delegated off his chair.

[Destructor Bunnies]

"Get that damm skull out of here. Hes ruining the strangers bar and everything it stands for"

"Well take him out of here anyway.We dont need talking skulls in the strangers bar."

"You sickening skeleton. Of course the human spirir is good.get out of here!Get ou of the strangers bar! GET OUT OF THE WA!"

A Destructor Bunny walks over beside the Tanzorian ambassador and climbs up on a barstool.

CAG?

The little robot pokes the Tanzorian in the eye, then jumps down and bites his ankle.

BRAP GAG!

Dozens of Destructor Bunnies suddenly pour into the bar and attack the hapless Tanzorian.

[Tanzoria]

"Get that damm skull out of here. Hes ruining the strangers bar and everything it stands for"

"Well take him out of here anyway.We dont need talking skulls in the strangers bar."

"You sickening skeleton. Of course the human spirir is good.get out of here!Get ou of the strangers bar! GET OUT OF THE WA!"

A Destructor Bunny walks over beside the Tanzorian ambassador and climbs up on a barstool.

CAG?

The little robot pokes the Tanzorian in the eye, then jumps down and bites his ankle.

BRAP GAG!

Dozens of Destructor Bunnies suddenly pour into the bar and attack the hapless Tanzorian.

As the Tanzorian ambassador is sorrounded by dozens and dozens of bunnies,he remebers one thing. He takes the minitaure IGNORE cannon out of his pants,and fires at all the bunnys.

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

"You know, you could have used that IGNORE cannon on the skull in the first place and avoided this whole mess," Commander Chiang notes dryly, never having bothered leaving her seat to confront the brat.

[Ethel mermania]

"You sickening skeleton. Of course the human spirir is good.get out of here!Get ou of the strangers bar! GET OUT OF THE WA!"

Bob walks over. "Apparently you need to get your eyes checked there, Murray there's not a skeleton he's just a skull. Or to put it another way, ♫♪He, ain't got no body.♪♫ Not to mention that he's not in the WA, he just hangs out in the Bar."

Upon Hearing Mr. Bob sing the entire ethel mermanian delegation lines up

starts to dance

TWO THREE KICK TURN,
TURN TURN KICK TURN

and SCREAMS OUT IN song:

'Cuz I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody
Nobody cares for me

I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come
And take a chance with me
'Cuz I ain't so bad

Sad and lonesome all of the time
Even on the beat, on the, on the beat
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody

I, I, I, ain't got nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for me
Nobody, nobody

I'm so sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come
And take a chance with me
'Cuz I ain't so bad


I'm just a gigolo and ev'rywhere I go
People know the bar I'm playing
Pay for every dance selling each romance
Ooh, I could say

There would come a day
When news will pass away
What could they say about me

When the end comes I know
There were just the gigolos
Right, 'cuz I'm without me

[Ardchoille]

It was purple, almost black, and tiny flecks of gold roiled in the glass. Neville grandly called it The Waters of Oblivion. Dicey Reilly didn't call it anything. But her shaking hand closed gratefully round it. At the bottom of that glass rested escape from the molten spike someone was driving straight through one eye, rescue from the chainsaw screech of ordinary voices, delivery from the pulsing jagged auras wherever she looked. Relief from the migraine, sleep without dreams.

Yet, even as the welcome River Lethe began to close gently over her head, a sense of duty made her raise one eyebrow and glance towards the chittering mass of Destructor Bunnies that covered the Tanzorian ambassador.

"Sure, Dice," Neville soothed. "If he comes out of that in one piece, we'll let him have what you're having. On your tab, of course," he added thoughtfully; those gold flecks didn't come cheap.

As her eyelids fluttered shut, Dicey could have sworn Murray winked at her. But of course he couldn't have. She was damn sure he was grinning, though.

[Tanzoria]

"You know, you could have used that IGNORE cannon on the skull in the first place and avoided this whole mess," Commander Chiang notes dryly, never having bothered leaving her seat to confront the brat.

"I was saving the IGNORE cannon only for life threatning moments like that one. Why would I waste it when I could have just asked the barman to kick the skull out?"

[Imperial Yamea]

"You know, you could have used that IGNORE cannon on the skull in the first place and avoided this whole mess," Commander Chiang notes dryly, never having bothered leaving her seat to confront the brat.

"I was saving the IGNORE cannon only for life threatning moments like that one. Why would I waste it when I could have just asked the barman to kick the skull out?"

"You know i am quite sure that it is against the rules to wield wepons within the bar, probably good reason for it," Sarah states as she waves down the rest of her party who had lept to their feet in the process of drawing one of many hidden wepons. "We wouldn't want some trigger happy .... being .... to cause a diplomatic incident would we," glaring over her glass at Commander Chiang from Omigodtehykilledkenny, while twirling a extreamly sharp looking dagger in her hand.

[Tanzoria]

"I was saving the IGNORE cannon only for life threatning moments like that one. Why would I waste it when I could have just asked the barman to kick the skull out?"

"You know i am quite sure that it is against the rules to wield wepons within the bar, probably good reason for it," Sarah states as she waves down the rest of her party who had lept to their feet in the process of drawing one of many hidden wepons. "We wouldn't want some trigger happy .... being .... to cause a diplomatic incident would we," glaring over her glass at Commander Chiang from Omigodtehykilledkenny, while twirling a extreamly sharp looking dagger in her hand.

"I would not call an IGNORE cannon a weapon. And I have never heard of this rule"

[Imperial Yamea]

"You know i am quite sure that it is against the rules to wield wepons within the bar, probably good reason for it," Sarah states as she waves down the rest of her party who had lept to their feet in the process of drawing one of many hidden wepons. "We wouldn't want some trigger happy .... being .... to cause a diplomatic incident would we," glaring over her glass at Commander Chiang from Omigodtehykilledkenny, while twirling a extreamly sharp looking dagger in her hand.

"I would not call an IGNORE cannon a weapon. And I have never heard of this rule"

"From memory here http://www.nswiki.net/index.php?title=Strangers%27_Bar but i could be wrong, it might have changed"

[Tanzoria]

"I would not call an IGNORE cannon a weapon. And I have never heard of this rule"

"From memory here http://www.nswiki.net/index.php?title=Strangers%27_Bar but i could be wrong, it might have changed"

"This seems legit. However as I said I dont think an IGNORE cannon is a weapon"

[The Eternal Kawaii]

From behind the Kawaiian shrine, on Murray's right flank, a chorus of boyish, weed-induced giggling ensued as a rain of spitballs flew toward the Tanzorian's head.

The old Kawaiian nekomusume marched over around the Shrine, brandishing her paper-streamered purification wand, and began thrashing the two Kennyites--Ace and Rico, she recalled their names being?--again, saying sternly, "Just because our embassy is closed doesn't mean Kawaiian territory is free to be used for idle pranks, young men. Now be off with you!!!

[Invisible Wabbits]

It was purple, almost black, and tiny flecks of gold roiled in the glass. Neville grandly called it The Waters of Oblivion. Dicey Reilly didn't call it anything. But her shaking hand closed gratefully round it. At the bottom of that glass rested escape from the molten spike someone was driving straight through one eye, rescue from the chainsaw screech of ordinary voices, delivery from the pulsing jagged auras wherever she looked. Relief from the migraine, sleep without dreams.

Yet, even as the welcome River Lethe began to close gently over her head, a sense of duty made her raise one eyebrow and glance towards the chittering mass of Destructor Bunnies that covered the Tanzorian ambassador.

"Sure, Dice," Neville soothed. "If he comes out of that in one piece, we'll let him have what you're having. On your tab, of course," he added thoughtfully; those gold flecks didn't come cheap.

As her eyelids fluttered shut, Dicey could have sworn Murray winked at her. But of course he couldn't have. She was damn sure he was grinning, though.

"Tough week, Dicey darling?" Awww, that's a shame..."

*(Harry -- who, for the information of those of you who haven't encountered him yet, is Harvey's younger brother -- gives Dicey a hug)*

[Retired WerePenguins]

"Hmm. speaking of which, I really need to come up with a way to start breaking the human spirit. Perhaps I need to get out among the lesser beings, and cause some more pain and misery. Or better yet, convince Neville to start serving tea again. MYUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

Twelve scantly clad ladies enter the bar. "Did someone mention tea," one of them asks. "What a wonderful idea. Mr. Neville, Sir, if you would be so kind as to make a dozen Long Island Ice Teas."

Robert Brown looks from the bar, "You know ladies, a 'Long Island Ice Tea' is neither from 'Long Island' nor is it made with tea."

"Details, details," Bouncing Bubbly Blonde retorted.

[Tanzoria]

From behind the Kawaiian shrine, on Murray's right flank, a chorus of boyish, weed-induced giggling ensued as a rain of spitballs flew toward the Tanzorian's head.

The old Kawaiian nekomusume marched over around the Shrine, brandishing her paper-streamered purification wand, and began thrashing the two Kennyites--Ace and Rico, she recalled their names being?--again, saying sternly, "Just because our embassy is closed doesn't mean Kawaiian territory is free to be used for idle pranks, young men. Now be off with you!!!

"Actually ambassador,give them to me. I will deal with them"

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

The old Kawaiian nekomusume marched over around the Shrine, brandishing her paper-streamered purification wand, and began thrashing the two Kennyites--Ace and Rico, she recalled their names being?--again, saying sternly, "Just because our embassy is closed doesn't mean Kawaiian territory is free to be used for idle pranks, young men. Now be off with you!!!

Ace and Rico recoiled horribly at the sight of the paper streamers swishing toward them with every flick of the ancient lady's wrist. Their fright was such that they fell back on the floor, as though struck with a powerful whip. Instantly they scrambled to their feet and sprinted far enough away from the shrine that the old lady and her weapon would no longer pose a threat.

"It seems the Kawaiians won," panted Rico, as the two of them recovered from the scare.

"Did they?" sneered Ace. "That wand with a paper streamer on it may have defeated us. But the Kawaiians won't stop there. They'll make bigger wands and bigger paper streamers, and soon, they will make a wand with a paper streamer so big, it will destroy them all!"

Kang and Kodos-- er, Ace and Rico...cackled wickedly over this for at least half a minute, before stopping suddenly and exchanging a weird gaze, finally retreating to opposite corners of the bar.

[Ardchoille]

"Tough week, Dicey darling?" Awww, that's a shame..."

*(Harry -- who, for the information of those of you who haven't encountered him yet, is Harvey's younger brother -- gives Dicey a hug)*

"Just cart her off to the Recovery Room, will ya, Harry?" Violet said to the empty air. "Can't leave her lolling round passed out. It's untidy."

She wondered occasionally if it worried the Wabbits that, despite the fact that they were invisible, she could tell them apart. Probably not; it meant she always got the right drink to the right Wabbit. Sometimes she felt like talking it over with them, but something always distracted her. As now ...

"Aki-saki -- HAH!" shouted Neville, thumping the Acme Weapons Transmogrifier with the edge of his hand and enjoying a brief samurai fantasy.

"Ah, it is the Way of the Warrior to beat up innocent machines, is it?" Violet snarked. "What's the trouble now?"

"That guy pulled a weapon and this stupid thing didn't turn it into something 'inappropriate and mildly amusing'," Neville complained. "I've know I've got the settings right, because I had the repair guy in just the other day after the, you know, malfunction."

VIolet nodded; it wasn't something she'd forget easily. Somebody must have jiggled some knob, and the machine had taken to interpreting "inappropriate" as "sex toy".

There'd been a petition from the clientele to leave it that way, but Neville had prevailed, and the thing was more or less back to normal. The fact that for the past few days it had been turning all exposed weapons into Christmas candy-canes she attributed to some bad purchasing decisions on Neville's part. It was nice of the machine, she thought, to help him get rid of the excess.

But now he was beating it up.

"Neville, don't be silly," she chided. "Plainly it thought he meant 'Ignore Canon' -- you know, the social practice of ignoring someone you can't get along with."

"But he's waving that -- thing -- around!" Neville protested, "And this stupid machine hasn't done anything about it!"

Violet stared at her boss, cast a dismissive glance at the Tanzorian's weapon and demanded superciliously, "Neville, are you familiar with the concept, 'Su-per Soak-er'?"

[Ethel mermania]

"Hmm. speaking of which, I really need to come up with a way to start breaking the human spirit. Perhaps I need to get out among the lesser beings, and cause some more pain and misery. Or better yet, convince Neville to start serving tea again. MYUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

Twelve scantly clad ladies enter the bar. "Did someone mention tea," one of them asks. "What a wonderful idea. Mr. Neville, Sir, if you would be so kind as to make a dozen Long Island Ice Teas."

Robert Brown looks from the bar, "You know ladies, a 'Long Island Ice Tea' is neither from 'Long Island' nor is it made with tea."

"Details, details," Bouncing Bubbly Blonde retorted.

“aH Ha,”

After the rousing song and dance routine, says a unhooded drone,

“Not true good sir penguin,. . . or as a werepenguin are you good sir ex penguin, or good sir part penguin, or is it Sir, past participle penguin, I get confused, I think I need a drink, yes a drink

Oh that is right we were talking about long island iced tea’s. They are from long island, in fact they were made first in a place called OBI, on gilgo beach, you know across ocean parkway from where all those whores were just dug up.

Great place, lots of fun, I think I met three of your bouncing bubblies over there, but between you and me, stay away from the coney island whitefish".

[Unibot II]

Kuno held a gun to his head and screamed at Eduard. "HEY BOSS!"

Eduard turned around and frowned, "What are you doing with a revolver?"

Kuno smirked, "I *like* stole it from Zhildigo's old stash,"

Eduard moaned, "Ah come on, you know he'll be up all night now doing rituals to the shiny-things god or whatever and sacrificing rabbits."

Kuno snickered, "LOL, *like* check this out, LEEEERRROOY JENKI--"

Kuno jokingly pulled the trigger expecting the Acme Weapons Transmogrifier to be activated.

[Tanzoria]

The old Kawaiian nekomusume marched over around the Shrine, brandishing her paper-streamered purification wand, and began thrashing the two Kennyites--Ace and Rico, she recalled their names being?--again, saying sternly, "Just because our embassy is closed doesn't mean Kawaiian territory is free to be used for idle pranks, young men. Now be off with you!!!

Ace and Rico recoiled horribly at the sight of the paper streamers swishing toward them with every flick of the ancient lady's wrist. Their fright was such that they fell back on the floor, as though struck with a powerful whip. Instantly they scrambled to their feet and sprinted far enough away from the shrine that the old lady and her weapon would no longer pose a threat.

"It seems the Kawaiians won," panted Rico, as the two of them recovered from the scare.

"Did they?" sneered Ace. "That wand with a paper streamer on it may have defeated us. But the Kawaiians won't stop there. They'll make bigger wands and bigger paper streamers, and soon, they will make a wand with a paper streamer so big, it will destroy them all!"

Kang and Kodos-- er, Ace and Rico...cackled wickedly over this for at least half a minute, before stopping suddenly and exchanging a weird gaze, finally retreating to opposite corners of the bar.

The Tanzorian ambassador walked over to Ace and rico,and pulled them by the ears to the toliets.

[Imperial Yamea]

Ace and Rico recoiled horribly at the sight of the paper streamers swishing toward them with every flick of the ancient lady's wrist. Their fright was such that they fell back on the floor, as though struck with a powerful whip. Instantly they scrambled to their feet and sprinted far enough away from the shrine that the old lady and her weapon would no longer pose a threat.

"It seems the Kawaiians won," panted Rico, as the two of them recovered from the scare.

"Did they?" sneered Ace. "That wand with a paper streamer on it may have defeated us. But the Kawaiians won't stop there. They'll make bigger wands and bigger paper streamers, and soon, they will make a wand with a paper streamer so big, it will destroy them all!"

Kang and Kodos-- er, Ace and Rico...cackled wickedly over this for at least half a minute, before stopping suddenly and exchanging a weird gaze, finally retreating to opposite corners of the bar.

The Tanzorian ambassador walked over to Ace and rico,and pulled them by the ears to the toliets.

"The Toilets really, Okay that guy is soo not worth my time." Sarah turns back to her drink after answering her emergency, emergency, only contact me if someone has died and i am the next of kin and they are a multimillionare pager.

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

OOC: uhh, honestly, Tanzoria, I think you'll have a lot more fun here if you just relax, hang out, get a feel for the place, maybe strike up a conversation with the barhands or other delegates, instead of trying to disrupt everyone else's roleplay. The Strangers' Bar is supposed to be about celebrating and appreciating the vast diversity of styles of play evident in the WA, not "punishing" characters because they don't behave the way you would have them behave.

[Krioval]

"Oh there you are - how I've missed you!" Henrik exclaims as he rushes toward a darkened corner of the Bar. There, in the shadows was the unmistakable glint of metal. "Now I can go hunting again! All is right with the world!" He examines the harpoon carefully. "No scratches. Guess I misplaced it. Neville, my friend! Akevitt for me please. I have found what I had lost."

He pauses, searching the crowd. "Now who was it who wanted to start a good, long, manly brawl again?"

[Tanzoria]

OOC: uhh, honestly, Tanzoria, I think you'll have a lot more fun here if you just relax, hang out, get a feel for the place, maybe strike up a conversation with the barhands or other delegates, instead of trying to disrupt everyone else's roleplay. The Strangers' Bar is supposed to be about celebrating and appreciating the vast diversity of styles of play evident in the WA, not "punishing" characters because they don't behave the way you would have them behave.

OOC: Ok sorry. Please just ignore all my other posts.