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Imperium Anglorum
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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:54 pm

Separatist Peoples wrote:
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Parsons: As those chucklers from OMGTKK wrote in the margins of the great book, 'the old NationStates United Nations (yeah, I know, I said the name, I'm going to jail, heh-heh)'.

Several men in slightly-darker-black turtlenecks and night vision goggles proceed to scale down ropes from the ceiling of the bar, tackle Cyril, and toss him out the window. They silently high-five and ninja-roll out of the bar.

Cyril pops out of the closet, entirely fine, looking at the decoy in the pool and yelling down, 'Thanks!'.

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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:55 pm

"Wait," asks the man in the green uniform. "What's the United Nations? Sounds dorky."
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Postby Wrapper » Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:56 pm

Imperium Anglorum wrote:
Wrapper wrote:ARI: (raises an eyebrow at Ahume, speaks softly) The Mafia?

Parsons: As those chucklers from OMGTKK wrote in the margins of the great book, 'the old NationStates United Nations (yeah, I know, I said the name, I'm going to jail, heh-heh)'.

ARI: Oh, them. I thought they were a myth. Or a punk rock band. Or both.

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Sapient Hammers United
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Postby Sapient Hammers United » Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:56 pm

Wallenburg wrote:"Wait," asks the man in the green uniform. "What's the United Nations? Sounds dorky."


It is at this moment, that a Hammer enters the Bar, at quite high velocity, hitting said man in a green uniform, knocking him soundly out the same window the honourable Cyril Parsons' decoy just passed through.
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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:56 pm

Imperium Anglorum wrote:
Separatist Peoples wrote:Several men in slightly-darker-black turtlenecks and night vision goggles proceed to scale down ropes from the ceiling of the bar, tackle Cyril, and toss him out the window. They silently high-five and ninja-roll out of the bar.

Cyril pops out of the closet, entirely fine, looking at the decoy in the pool and yelling down, 'Thanks!'.

OOC: Ah-ha! Caught you writing in standard prose!
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Separatist Peoples
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Postby Separatist Peoples » Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:59 pm

Imperium Anglorum wrote:
Separatist Peoples wrote:Several men in slightly-darker-black turtlenecks and night vision goggles proceed to scale down ropes from the ceiling of the bar, tackle Cyril, and toss him out the window. They silently high-five and ninja-roll out of the bar.

Cyril pops out of the closet, entirely fine, looking at the decoy in the pool and yelling down, 'Thanks!'.

"DAMMIT, CYRIL! This is why we can't have nice things, you...uh...dammit, I swear I had something for this..." says one of the slightly-darker-black clad men as he rolls out the door.
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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:59 pm

Sapient Hammers United wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"Wait," asks the man in the green uniform. "What's the United Nations? Sounds dorky."

It is at this moment, that a Hammer enters the Bar, at quite high velocity, hitting said man in a green uniform, knocking him soundly out the same window the honourable Cyril Parsons just passed through.

Parsons-decoy*

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Sapient Hammers United
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Postby Sapient Hammers United » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:00 pm

Imperium Anglorum wrote:
Sapient Hammers United wrote:It is at this moment, that a Hammer enters the Bar, at quite high velocity, hitting said man in a green uniform, knocking him soundly out the same window the honourable Cyril Parsons just passed through.

Parsons-decoy*


OOC:
Yep, already got it.
Wallenburg wrote:Impeach Gruen, legalize creative compliance, Sapient Hammers 2016!

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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:00 pm

Sapient Hammers United wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"Wait," asks the man in the green uniform. "What's the United Nations? Sounds dorky."


It is at this moment, that a Hammer enters the Bar, at quite high velocity, hitting said man in a green uniform, knocking him soundly out the same window the honourable Cyril Parsons just passed through.

"Aaaah!!!" screams the man in green as he splashes into the reflecting pool. "Aargh, you idiots!"

Meanwhile, the man in brown looks at Parsons and Ari, an expression of mild fright over his face. "Well, um...does that happen every day?"
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Separatist Peoples
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Postby Separatist Peoples » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:01 pm

OOC: Wow, I see we all elected to shift gears for the last page of the thread. Hard.

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Postby Whovian Tardisia » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:03 pm

Pink looks over to the man in brown. "You'd be surprised how often people fly out the window. Or threaten to chuck people out of it. Stay on your toes." Pink chuckles as he takes another sip of milk.
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Postby Wrapper » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:05 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Sapient Hammers United wrote:
It is at this moment, that a Hammer enters the Bar, at quite high velocity, hitting said man in a green uniform, knocking him soundly out the same window the honourable Cyril Parsons just passed through.

"Aaaah!!!" screams the man in green as he splashes into the reflecting pool. "Aargh, you idiots!"

Meanwhile, the man in brown looks at Parsons and Ari, an expression of mild fright over his face. "Well, um...does that happen every day?"

ARI: Oh, no, no, no, of course not. Sometimes it's a giant stapler.

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Whovian Tardisia
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Postby Whovian Tardisia » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:07 pm

Wrapper wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"Aaaah!!!" screams the man in green as he splashes into the reflecting pool. "Aargh, you idiots!"

Meanwhile, the man in brown looks at Parsons and Ari, an expression of mild fright over his face. "Well, um...does that happen every day?"

ARI: Oh, no, no, no, of course not. Sometimes it's a giant stapler.


OOC: :rofl: :clap:
An FT (Class W11) nation capable of space travel, but has never attempted invading another planet. The Space Brigade is for defense only! Also, something happened to Ambassador Pink.
From the desk of Rupert Pink:
The Grand Gallifreyan Republic of Whovian Tardisia
Floor 12, Office 42 of WAHQ
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:08 pm

Whovian Tardisia wrote:Pink looks over to the man in brown. "You'd be surprised how often people fly out the window. Or threaten to chuck people out of it. Stay on your toes." Pink chuckles as he takes another sip of milk.

"Oh." He swirls his drink around in its glass. "I'm beginning to understand why Ms. Trevanyika resigned."
Wrapper wrote:ARI: Oh, no, no, no, of course not. Sometimes it's a giant stapler.

The man gives Ari a suspicious stare, then stands up and takes the next chair further away from the Wad.
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Imperium Anglorum
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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:09 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Whovian Tardisia wrote:Pink looks over to the man in brown. "You'd be surprised how often people fly out the window. Or threaten to chuck people out of it. Stay on your toes." Pink chuckles as he takes another sip of milk.

"Oh." He swirls his drink around in its glass. "I'm beginning to understand why Ms. Trevanyika resigned."

Parsons walks over and says, 'I don't think we've met'.

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Postby Tinfect » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:11 pm

Markhov quietly takes the hammer off the floor, and places it within one of the many pockets of his coat, then exits the Bar.
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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:16 pm

Imperium Anglorum wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"Oh." He swirls his drink around in its glass. "I'm beginning to understand why Ms. Trevanyika resigned."

Parsons walks over and says, 'I don't think we've met'.

The man in brown extends his hand. "My name is Ogenbond. Mikael Alex-Oliva Ogenbond. I am here as a nominee for the office of chief representative of Wallenburg. That man who just got hammered out of the bar is my opponent. And you are?"
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The Silver Sentinel
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Postby The Silver Sentinel » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:17 pm

Separatist Peoples wrote:OOC: Wow, I see we all elected to shift gears for the last page of the thread. Hard.

OOC: Well.... At least no one is being condemned this time. ;)

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Postby Wrapper » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:13 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Parsons walks over and says, 'I don't think we've met'.

The man in brown extends his hand. "My name is Ogenbond. Mikael Alex-Oliva Ogenbond. I am here as a nominee for the office of chief representative of Wallenburg. That man who just got hammered out of the bar is my opponent. And you are?"

ARI: Erm. Excuse me for interrupting. Wad Ari Alaz, and this is my sidekick-slash-assistant, Wad Ahume Orliss-Dorcke. Perhaps you've heard of us? Anyway. What, erm, what happened to the weird gentleman, the de facto ambassador from Wallenburg? I cannot recall his name; haven't seen him in quite awhile.

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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:23 pm

Wrapper wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:The man in brown extends his hand. "My name is Ogenbond. Mikael Alex-Oliva Ogenbond. I am here as a nominee for the office of chief representative of Wallenburg. That man who just got hammered out of the bar is my opponent. And you are?"

ARI: Erm. Excuse me for interrupting. Wad Ari Alaz, and this is my sidekick-slash-assistant, Wad Ahume Orliss-Dorcke. Perhaps you've heard of us? Anyway. What, erm, what happened to the weird gentleman, the de facto ambassador from Wallenburg? I cannot recall his name; haven't seen him in quite awhile.

"Mr. Krein, you mean? I'm not sure. He isn't a very public fellow. I know he was involved in protecting a certain individual from your government, but that's really the only thing that comes to mind. That, and his office is full of dart boards."
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Postby Wrapper » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:32 pm

Wallenburg wrote:"Mr. Krein, you mean? I'm not sure. He isn't a very public fellow. I know he was involved in protecting a certain individual from your government, but that's really the only thing that comes to mind. That, and his office is full of dart boards."

AHUME: (mumbles) He's heard of us.

ARI: (waves his hand dismissively at Ahume) Yes, Krein, that's the fellow. Has he been recalled as well? I'm reminded I still owe him a stern lecture on interfering in Wrapperian affairs.

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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:42 pm

Wrapper wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"Mr. Krein, you mean? I'm not sure. He isn't a very public fellow. I know he was involved in protecting a certain individual from your government, but that's really the only thing that comes to mind. That, and his office is full of dart boards."

AHUME: (mumbles) He's heard of us.

ARI: (waves his hand dismissively at Ahume) Yes, Krein, that's the fellow. Has he been recalled as well? I'm reminded I still owe him a stern lecture on interfering in Wrapperian affairs.

"Well, neither Ms. Trevanyika nor Mr. Krein were recalled, per se, but I don't plan on reappointing him once I become the chief representative."

Mikael asks Neville for another drink and then returns his attention to Ahume. "I'm sure the office could reach him if you so desire to scold him, or whatever you want to do."
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Postby Wrapper » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:47 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Wrapper wrote:AHUME: (mumbles) He's heard of us.

ARI: (waves his hand dismissively at Ahume) Yes, Krein, that's the fellow. Has he been recalled as well? I'm reminded I still owe him a stern lecture on interfering in Wrapperian affairs.

"Well, neither Ms. Trevanyika nor Mr. Krein were recalled, per se, but I don't plan on reappointing him once I become the chief representative."

Mikael asks Neville for another drink and then returns his attention to Ahume. "I'm sure the office could reach him if you so desire to scold him, or whatever you want to do."

(Ahume, surprised, points to himself in an inquisitive manner, shakes his head and points definitively to Ari.)

ARI: Ah, no, I suppose the moment has passed, since our fugitive ex-intern was killed in action trying to defend her adopted homeworld. (He shrugs.) Kids. Right?

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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:57 pm

The military officer gives Ahume a "that's bullshit and we both know it" kind of look before taking a sip from his drink.
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Postby Wrapper » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:03 pm

Wallenburg wrote:The military officer gives Ahume a "that's bullshit and we both know it" kind of look before taking a sip from his drink.

(Ahume shrugs nervously. Why does he keep looking at me? Ari's the one making these silly statements.)

ARI: So, judging by your uniform, you and Miss Trevanyika were compatriots before the unification, yes? Perhaps you can--

AHUME: (interrupting) What about Gerald?
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