"I've been gone for just a few months and look what's happened already," Janus sneers. "Let this be a lesson: give a capitalist an inch, and he'll take the whole damn yardstick. It baffles me that so many voters are willing to go along with such nakedly neoliberal tripe as this Merchandise bill. Seeing as it's poised to pass, I've drafted something to hopefully erase it off the books as quickly as possible."
The General Assembly,
Dismayed at the passage of GA#663 "World Assembly Official Merchandise" which encourages members to place national symbols and other fundamental cultural elements under trademark;
Arguing that cultural symbols do not belong to governments, but to the people they represent, and as such should not be dictated by trademark law;
Sternly reminding members that intellectual property laws necessarily restrict artistic expression and cultural advancement;
Exasperated that licensing fees "for valuable consideration" place an undue burden on poor artists and small businesses, and instead further concentrate wealth into large corporations and commercial juggernauts;
Hereby repeals GA#663 "World Assembly Official Merchandise".

















