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[DRAFT] Ban on Bananas

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Comfed
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[DRAFT] Ban on Bananas

Postby Comfed » Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:31 am

The World Assembly,

TERRIFIED at the horror that is bananas,

WISHING to eliminate them,

Hereby
  1. Defines a banana as any organism of the genus “Musa”
  2. Bans the production, sale, distribution or consumption of bananas in member states.

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Postby Tinfect » Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:33 am

OOC:
Full support.

There is, however, a thread for joke proposals.
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Comfed
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Postby Comfed » Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:03 am

The thread takes away all the fun of posting a joke draft- I mean, joke proposal? What joke proposal?

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Postby Separatist Peoples » Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:07 am

Comfed wrote:The thread takes away all the fun of posting a joke draft- I mean, joke proposal? What joke proposal?

Ooc: dura lex, sed lex. Joke proposals belong in the joke thread. No exceptions.

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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:24 am

Full support.

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