Staypuftonia has officially left the WA

[West Leas Oros 2]

OOC: I love that we’re having so much fun divvying up fictional office supplies. This is the lighthearted fun I want from NS. Thanks guys!

[Shazbotdom]

OOC: I love that we’re having so much fun divvying up fictional office supplies. This is the lighthearted fun I want from NS. Thanks guys!

OOC:
We used to do this all the time. Those were the good old days.

[Valentine Z]

OOC: I love that we’re having so much fun divvying up fictional office supplies. This is the lighthearted fun I want from NS. Thanks guys!

OOC: It's always good to be here now and then to chill, have a little banter ICly. Breaks away from the hustle and bustle of IC/OOC politics! ^^

Hope you guys have a great day!

- From the guy who doesn't really come to GA/SC.

EDIT: Used to Chill/Chat in Ram's Head Saloon. But alas, no more time for that! ><

[Tinfect]

OOC: I love that we’re having so much fun divvying up fictional office supplies. This is the lighthearted fun I want from NS. Thanks guys!

OOC:
The Imperium once fought a skirmish against a cavalry division from Imperium Anglorum over pencils; this used to be way more common.

[Ria Reavi]

There are thousands of nations in the WA, how is one nation leaving news?
...eh. There's been some strange stuff on the news lately. Maybe I should just forget about it.

Shirinov Vrensky

[The Palentine]

Has anybody called dibs on the ambassador's stapler and staples yet? Mines broken and the WA Building and Maintenence Bureaucracy says theres a 6 month waiting list for replacement...and thats even after supplying them a geneous bribe for favorable treatment.
Excelsior,
Sen. Horatio Sulla

[Honeydewistania]

"Hey now. At least let the Empire get the Ballpoint Pens."

“We call the stapler!”

Has anybody called dibs on the ambassador's stapler and staples yet? Mines broken and the WA Building and Maintenence Bureaucracy says theres a 6 month waiting list for replacement...and thats even after supplying them a geneous bribe for favorable treatment.
Excelsior,
Sen. Horatio Sulla

Sorry.

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

OOC: I love that we’re having so much fun divvying up fictional office supplies. This is the lighthearted fun I want from NS. Thanks guys!

We're still doing that lame shit here? Whatever. Have fun guys.

[West Leas Oros 2]

OOC: I love that we’re having so much fun divvying up fictional office supplies. This is the lighthearted fun I want from NS. Thanks guys!

OOC:
The Imperium once fought a skirmish against a cavalry division from Imperium Anglorum over pencils; this used to be way more common.

OOC: Wow. I missed out. Sometimes I wish I discovered NS a few years earlier than I did.

IC: “Let’s see, so the stapler is ours, and the chair, the Soviets took the pencils, the Lyroidians took the tape, The Empire gets the ballpoint pens and desk fan, and the Imperium takes the rest? Am I remembering right?”

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

“We call the stapler!”

Has anybody called dibs on the ambassador's stapler and staples yet? Mines broken and the WA Building and Maintenence Bureaucracy says theres a 6 month waiting list for replacement...and thats even after supplying them a geneous bribe for favorable treatment.
Excelsior,
Sen. Horatio Sulla

Sorry.

"Jokes on you, for when you heretics attempted to locate the owner of the staples, I have claimed the staple remover. Have fun using your pencils to try to unlatch the metal binds holding accidental fusions of reports together!"

[Staypuftonia]

I may or may not come back.

[The Palentine]

FINE! Since the stapler has been claimed, I'm claiming ALL the paperclips, and if anybody tries to stop me, I'll challenge them to a drinking contest for a Trial of Posession!
Excelsior,
Sen. Horatio Sulla.

[West Leas Oros 2]

Sorry.

"Jokes on you, for when you heretics attempted to locate the owner of the staples, I have claimed the staple remover. Have fun using your pencils to try to unlatch the metal binds holding accidental fusions of reports together!"

“Curses! Our plans are once again foiled by our shortsightedness! The bureaucrats will have my hide!”

[Wallenburg]

Wallenburg will seize the water cooler and that comfy chair out in the reception area.

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

I may or may not come back.

OOC: That's quite a suspicious return once activity on this board peaks, most if not all people quite indifferent to a loss in numbers and your fictional office supplies.

[Honeydewistania]

I may or may not come back.

"Should you come back, would you be willing to comply with the pro-'murder' resolutions?"

[West Leas Oros 2]

I may or may not come back.

“Well, you’ll need a new office. The rest of us already plundered your old one. I do hope that if you return, you don’t decide to leave again. Really makes planning meetings difficult.”

[Lyroidia]

I may or may not come back.

"Do be advised that upon returning to the WA, you will be required to comply with the resolutions you disagree with. If you are not willing to do so, the WA will certainly not hesitate in taking action against you."

[Wallenburg]

I may or may not come back.

“Well, you’ll need a new office. The rest of us already plundered your old one. I do hope that if you return, you don’t decide to leave again. Really makes planning meetings difficult.”

"You might not even get a new office, mind you. Some of our most esteemed ambassadors are operating out of the various subbasements and men's restrooms."

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

I may or may not come back.

"Do be advised that upon returning to the WA, you will be required to comply with the resolutions you disagree with. If you are not willing to do so, the WA will certainly not hesitate in taking action against you."

"My friend, that is not the case. As a state governed by a church, we most certainly won't comply with immoral resolutions like this. Besides, now that premarital sex is a felony, there's certainly no need for following the way of the devil. What will the WA do, condemn a church? They can't do that...... right?"

- Carytonic Delegate Martha Kelley, with a bonnet in her hair and a hefty green dress that covers neck, ankle, and wrist.

[West Leas Oros 2]

“Well, you’ll need a new office. The rest of us already plundered your old one. I do hope that if you return, you don’t decide to leave again. Really makes planning meetings difficult.”

"You might not even get a new office, mind you. Some of our most esteemed ambassadors are operating out of the various subbasements and men's restrooms."

“I think there’s some space in the broom closet... but the boiler room is packed, from what I heard.”

[Honeydewistania]

"Do be advised that upon returning to the WA, you will be required to comply with the resolutions you disagree with. If you are not willing to do so, the WA will certainly not hesitate in taking action against you."

"My friend, that is not the case. As a state governed by a church, we most certainly won't comply with immoral resolutions like this. Besides, now that premarital sex is a felony, there's certainly no need for following the way of the devil. What will the WA do, condemn a church? They can't do that...... right?"

- Carytonic Delegate Martha Kelley, with a bonnet in her hair and a hefty green dress that covers neck, ankle, and wrist.

"The WA can place embargoes on your nation and other amongst other dastardly things"

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

"My friend, that is not the case. As a state governed by a church, we most certainly won't comply with immoral resolutions like this. Besides, now that premarital sex is a felony, there's certainly no need for following the way of the devil. What will the WA do, condemn a church? They can't do that...... right?"

- Carytonic Delegate Martha Kelley, with a bonnet in her hair and a hefty green dress that covers neck, ankle, and wrist.

"The WA can place embargoes on your nation and other amongst other dastardly things"

OOC: Condemn Caryton... coming to a WA page near you.

[Wallenburg]

"Do be advised that upon returning to the WA, you will be required to comply with the resolutions you disagree with. If you are not willing to do so, the WA will certainly not hesitate in taking action against you."

"My friend, that is not the case. As a state governed by a church, we most certainly won't comply with immoral resolutions like this. Besides, now that premarital sex is a felony, there's certainly no need for following the way of the devil. What will the WA do, condemn a church? They can't do that...... right?"

- Carytonic Delegate Martha Kelley, with a bonnet in her hair and a hefty green dress that covers neck, ankle, and wrist.

"Ambassador, if your state pursues such policies, my state shall consider Caryton a rogue state not in good standing with this Assembly. You will not enjoy any of the guarantees offered to members, and most certainly will not enjoy the diplomatic goodwill of the Wallenburgian republics. You will be placed under total economic embargo, and made to pay fines to the World Assembly."

[Honeydewistania]

"It appears Staypuftonia has decided to remain in the WA. Someone quickly find a suitable plastic chair for their poor old shivering ambassador to sit on."