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The First Convention on Mutual Defense
Category: International Security or Global Disarmament
Strength: Strong
Aware that there are many nations in this world that are rogue states led by psychotic dictators or other nefarious bad guys who are willing to take what they want from others by force;
Accepting that no matter how powerful a Member Nation may be, either militarily or diplomatically, it is conceivable that some bad actors or groups of bad actors are so powerful as to overwhelm them;
Recognizing that military cooperation among Member Nations would enable them to defend in situations where, acting individually, they would have been incapable of defending themselves from belligerent enemies and aggressive neighbors;
Further recognizing that Member Nations must always retain the ultimate authority to decide whether to go to war or use military force, but
Convinced that, as a general rule, the same Member Nations that agree to cooperate on civil rights issues, environmental reforms, and a range of international security measures ought to help defend one another from unreasonable and unjustifiable aggression by others;
Therefore, the World Assembly holds this First Convention on Mutual Defense, to better provide for the same through the following enactments:
Principle I
When it comes to the ultimate decision to enter into war, the Law of the Jungle applies: No Member Nation will ever be compelled to fight in a war if that nation determines doing so would not be in its best interest.
Principle II
Within the limits of Principal I, every Member Nation - except those exercising the rights of a neutral state - is expected to render reasonable military assistance requested by a fellow Member Nation that is fighting a war to defend itself against unjustified aggression;
In determining whether a fellow Member Nation is defending itself against unjustified aggression, Member Nations may apply the Denathor Rule: "Unjustified aggression" is "an unprovoked act or series of acts by one nation that infringe the sovereignty of another nation."
Member Nations may rely on their own national Intelligence Services to determine whether, as a matter of fact, a nation has engaged in unjustified aggression as defined in this Principle.
Principle III
Member Nations must have a way to formally request military assistance under Principle II, and for that reason the World Assembly International Security and Mutually Assured Defense Department (the WAISMADD) is established. All Member Nations must send an emissary or other representative to the WAISMADD to receive and process requests for military assistance from other World Assembly Members.
If a Member Nation decides that they cannot or will not offer assistance requested of them under Principle II, that nation's emissary to the WAISMADD will file a short plain statement of the reason Principle II assistance is being denied. For instance, a Member Nation may explain why a grant of assistance is not in its national interest, or may explain that there has not been a showing of unjustified aggression, or may explain that they are practicing neutrality.