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[Draft] Wash Your Hands After Peeing or Pooping

Postby Fedele » Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:29 pm

Honestly, I can't believe that something like this isn't already on the books. I'm working on this and it's still a work in progress but I'd like to get any feedback from you guys that I can.

Wash Your Hands After Peeing or Pooping

Recognizing that a great deal of health problems can come as a result of exposure to urine or fecal matter;

Bemoaning that many people still don't wash their hands after peeing or pooping;

Requires that all individuals wash their hands after peeing or pooping in a public restroom, excluding situations where soap and water are not available, disposable gloves were used while peeing or pooping, or incidents where a device or container was used to directly receive and retain the urine or fecal matter such as but not limited to a diaper or colostomy bag.

Establishes the Sanitary Hazard Inhibition Taskforce to receive reports, assign violators to toilet cleaning duty, and receive appeals.

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Postby Wrapper » Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:47 pm

Joke proposals go in the joke proposals thread.

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Postby Areulder » Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:37 pm

Wrapper wrote:Joke proposals go in the joke proposals thread.

rood >:c

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Postby Libertanny » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:42 pm

My hearts falls apart in happiness of seeing such a wisdom and insight in people's lives.

Libertanny is in full support of this proposal.

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Postby Jutsa » Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:27 am

"From the viewpoints of formality, classiness, and status quo, this resolution is frankly subpar.

From the viewpoint of a hygiene-friendly nation obsessed with cracking down on..."

*crackle*

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From the viewpoint of expense and lack of privacy this would place in restrooms and private bathrooms...

yes, we vehemently decline this."

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Postby Bowzin » Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:41 am

*checks GA subforum for the first time to see if its worth getting involved*
*reads a proposal on peeing and pooping*
:blink: dont know what to think of this
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Postby Liberterk » Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:49 am

Fedele wrote:Honestly, I can't believe that something like this isn't already on the books. I'm working on this and it's still a work in progress but I'd like to get any feedback from you guys that I can.

Wash Your Hands After Peeing or Pooping

Recognizing that a great deal of health problems can come as a result of exposure to urine or fecal matter;

Bemoaning that many people still don't wash their hands after peeing or pooping;

Requires that all individuals wash their hands after peeing or pooping in a public restroom, excluding situations where soap and water are not available, disposable gloves were used while peeing or pooping, or incidents where a device or container was used to directly receive and retain the urine or fecal matter such as but not limited to a diaper or colostomy bag.

Establishes the Sanitary Hazard Inhibition Taskforce to receive reports, assign violators to toilet cleaning duty, and receive appeals.
not a bad draft

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Postby Astroa » Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:55 am

Liberterk wrote:
Fedele wrote:Honestly, I can't believe that something like this isn't already on the books. I'm working on this and it's still a work in progress but I'd like to get any feedback from you guys that I can.

not a bad draft

Seconded. Could expound it more but then again, it's a draft.

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Postby Desert Eagle Paradox » Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:33 am

Fedele wrote:Honestly, I can't believe that something like this isn't already on the books. I'm working on this and it's still a work in progress but I'd like to get any feedback from you guys that I can.

Wash Your Hands After Peeing or Pooping

Recognizing that a great deal of health problems can come as a result of exposure to urine or fecal matter;

Bemoaning that many people still don't wash their hands after peeing or pooping;

Requires that all individuals wash their hands after peeing or pooping in a public restroom, excluding situations where soap and water are not available, disposable gloves were used while peeing or pooping, or incidents where a device or container was used to directly receive and retain the urine or fecal matter such as but not limited to a diaper or colostomy bag.

Establishes the Sanitary Hazard Inhibition Taskforce to receive reports, assign violators to toilet cleaning duty, and receive appeals.



I have no idea about this draft, but this is pretty useful that I know how to do it.

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Postby Kublam » Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:20 am

The task force should have the funding to construct Hand Washing robots which patrol the world and cleanse those who have dirty hands.

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Postby Grays Harbor » Fri Nov 30, 2018 1:43 pm

Let’s just go all the way and mandate WA bathroom attendants for every public lavatory, with full police powers of course, to enforce cleanliness standards and arrest NW’s (non washers). The WA should also conduct no-knock unannounced raids inspections of private homes and dwellings to ensure proper sanitation is being observed. Maybe even set up mandatory “sanitation re-education camps” for those deniers who dispute the major importance of this issue!
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Postby New Taranaki » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:22 pm

Wrapper wrote:Joke proposals go in the joke proposals thread.

+1

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Postby Jeanee » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:17 pm

Having read the draft, The Free State of Jeanee would gladly offer our support. However, we do have some concerns. Namely, there is a distinct lack of explanation of how the Sanitary Hazard Inhibition Taskforce would be implemented. We believe that this would either require a separate resolution that is proposed along side this one, or should be explained further. Our other major concern is "assign violators to toilet cleaning duty." This is because we believe that such punishments should be decided by the individual nation state rather than an international institution. Thoughts?

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Postby Wallenburg » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:23 pm

If this is a genuinely serious proposal, then I must stress that it is entirely unnecessary and far too juvenile for the World Assembly. You'll also have to find a category, and I honestly don't see one it could fit under.
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Postby La Navasse » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:18 pm

If serious, I suggest you rename this to "Personal Hygiene of Extremities" to account for nations whose populations don't have hands, but other sorts of extremities. Additionally, please substitute "peeing" with "urination" and "pooping" with "excretion" whenever necessary, though I suggest you overhaul any section with those two terms and simply talk about "bodily fluids".
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Postby Kenmoria » Sat Dec 01, 2018 2:32 am

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Wash Your Hands After Peeing or Pooping

Recognizing that a great deal of health problems can come as a result of exposure to urine or fecal matter; This is your best clause by far, as it uses formal language and doesn’t appear to look like a joke proposal. Everything else should use the same language as this, i.e. “urination” or “excretion”.

Bemoaning that many people still don't wash their hands after peeing or pooping; Whereas, this clause looks a lot more like a joke proposal, and has far more informal and childlike language, which is not at all suited to a GA proposal.

Requires that all individuals wash their hands after peeing or pooping in a public restroom, excluding situations where soap and water are not available, disposable gloves were used while peeing or pooping, or incidents where a device or container was used to directly receive and retain the urine or fecal matter such as but not limited to a diaper or colostomy bag. You have put neither a category nor a strength on this proposal, and I’m not quite sure what category you put this under, but the strength would probably be strong given the overreach of this clause. You still have the infantile language only it is mixed with a very commanding clause that doesn’t quite make sense near the end. This needs reworking.

Establishes the Sanitary Hazard Inhibition Taskforce to receive reports, assign violators to toilet cleaning duty, and receive appeals. Once again, “toilet cleaning duty” makes this sound like a joke, and this might fall afoul of the ban on a WA police force as well.
(OOC: If this is a joke proposal, put it in the thread that Wrapper dictated, if not, it would probably be marked as illegal for looking as such by using some childish language and having the last clause. Also, I’m potentially seeing something illegal in the last clause due to the ban on a WA military and police. Finally, there is a large degee of challenge in assessing the appropriate category for this, so there are legality issues there.)
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Postby Wrapper » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:12 am

Yeah, I think we’ve gone far enough with this. Joke proposals go here.


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