Official Statement by the Chuchingian Office of International Communication
Finally, the
SCUMBAG WA, an organization filled with more gangsters than bottles of cognac
DEAREST LEADER owns in his collection, has come up with an admirable idea.
There are two types of nations. There are those who embrace order, such as Chuching. These are the truly great nations. Rising above the fray of confusion, they achieve the most desirable form of govenment. There are no more filthy protestors, seeking to bring about chaos. There is no more incessant bickering; just the will of the ever-superior ruler. And then, there are democracies. These despicable nations, rather than attempting to combat the forces of anarchy, they embrace them. The capitols of these idiotic nations are filled with a cacophony of bickering over completely irrelevant topics, with anything achieved a laughable Frankenstein of components each attempting to satisfy political minorities depended upon to pass it. For a good laugh, the Divine Arch-Generalissimo, savior of the Chuchingian people, claims he likes to watch the C-Span of nearby democracies!
Now take every democracy you can imagine. An unfathomable volume of manure captured by this very thought. Now place it
all in one organization : the "World Assembly". Criminals walk the halls, demanding provisions on bills in exchange for their blood money to the campaigns of respective ambassadors. Frequent laudation of democracy, freedom, and human rights, all disgusting concepts to the eye of any sane person, occurs. And worst of all? Democracy, in its purest form, is practiced. All of the silly verbal combat mentioned above occurs with great frequency. But most disturbing of all is the
SCUMBAG WA's organization to impose an international bureaucracy upon all. Even national democracies lack the the resources to spread the virulent democratic plague effectively. But the
SCUMBAG WA? It certainly does. It has been known to encourage democracy in
all nations; it has become a deliberate transmitter of the deadliest moral corruptor.
Like knowing spreaders of any malady, the
SCUMBAG WA deserves to be immediately exterminated. But the only problem? It encourages its members to have nuclear weapons. An eternal arms race ensues, with mutually assured destruction preventing us from eliminating the great rot. That is where this new proposal comes in. Disarming all members of the
SCUMBAG WA would allow the virus to be finally eliminated in the cleansing hell of nuclear fire. With our strongest voice, we encourage you! Go forwards with the proposal! Disarm!
Disarm! DISARM!!!