Barrister's Employment Act
Category: Advancement of Industry | Area of Effect: Protective Tariffs
The World Assembly (patent pending),
NOTING that there have been numerous resolutions, repeals, replacements and repeals of those replacements regarding the issue of international patent law,
WORRIED that certain ambassadors have resorted to ridiculous argumentation, ad hominems, name-calling, strawmen, strawwomen and making rude comments about other ambassadors' mothers in order to push their agenda regarding international patent law,
WISHING nonetheless to address concerns about the international trade of goods which violate patent laws,
BELIEVING that the trade of such goods has the potential to cause a hazard to inventors and innovation,
CONCERNED about the fact that many barristers have been unable to extort the common folk due to a severe shortage of legal cases,
HOPING that this madness can finally end,
HEREBY:
- REQUIRES member states to forbid the import and export of any items which violate any applicable international patent laws,
- REQUIRES member states to forbid the import of any items which violate the national patent laws of the exporting state,
- REQUIRES member states to forbid the export of any items which violate the national patent laws of the importing state,
- DECLINES to comment on how these requirements are to be enforced, thus facilitating a subsequent increase in civil lawsuits, excessive bureaucracy and mountains of paperwork,
- URGES member states to think of the barristers,
- RESERVES to member states the absolute right to manage their own patent systems in accordance with extant legislation,
- CLARIFIES that nothing in this resolution establishes an international patent system.
Neville: Here it is, by not-so-popular demand. Enjoy dissecting this proposal.
Fairburn: Also, just to be clear, we've patented the patent system. Pay us.