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by Kaboomlandia » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:34 am
by Wrapper » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:38 am
Kaboomlandia wrote:Some guy's currently spamming NAPA repeals which look suspiciously like they've been plagiarized, too.
by Kaboomlandia » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:40 am
by John Turner » Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:12 pm
GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: new_ottomans_1459886941
Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#10
Proposed by: New Ottomans
Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #10: Nuclear Arms Possession Act (Category: International Security; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Argument: REALIZING that nuclear weapons can destroy the world,
NOTICING that possession of nuclear weapons have made WA members hostile toward each other,
ACKNOWLEDGING that nuclear weapons may fall in the wrong hands despite precautions
1. DECLARES that any form of nuclear power contained within individual nations may not be used as an armament,
2. DECLARES that individual nations may declare war on other nations because of their possession of nuclear weapons,
3. REQUIRES that any nation guilty of possessing nuclear weapons must pay a fine to the general assembly depending on how much nuclear weapons they possess,
4. PRESERVES the right of nations to have anti-nuke guns in case of secret nuclear weapon programs undetected by the general assembly.
John Turner wrote:Oh.... And it wasn't drafted on the forums. That makes it automatically illegal, doesn't it?
by Grays Harbor » Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:43 pm
Extra Lesson
A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.
Category: Education and Creativity
Area of Effect: Educational
Proposed by: FarArabiStan
Description: There are kids that are good in stuff but sadly don't have the money or will to express it. So after school they can go to this lesson and can do what they like. So that they can chose much faster a job or a hobby. It is not mandatory
World Citizens Privacy Act
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Aajjss
Description: Summary: This resolution bans all WA member nations from compelling, forcing, coercing or in any way influencing their citizens to reveal their sexuality or gender identity UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
Details:
The WA hereby passes the following regulations on all WA member nations:
Banning all WA member nations from compelling, forcing, coercing or in any way influencing their citizens to reveal their sexuality or gender identity UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
Allowing all citizens (of WA member nations) to reveal there sexuality or gender identity at their own discretion.
Permitting defendants at trial (in WA countries where applicable) to reveal their sexuality or gender identity as a criminal defense at their own discretion.
In the case that a (WA) country learns of a citizens sexuality or gender identity that county will not reveal it under any circumstances.
by Grays Harbor » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:13 pm
Legalize Pineapples
A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.
Category: Recreational Drug Use
Decision: Legalize
Proposed by: Igaunistan
Description: We should allow every citizen the right to be able to use, distribute and sell pineapples without consequences.
Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#10
Proposed by: Imperial Arkania
Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #10: Nuclear Arms Possession Act (Category: International Security; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Argument: The first step to enforcing non-nuclear wars is by abolishing nuclear weapons. If the World Assembly sets the example of dismantling it's nuclear arsenal the remainder of the nations will follow suit. I believe this to be true because of the lack of unity or any such organization amongst non WA nations. We more or less will defend any member of the WA if need be, with that in mind, what nation would have the audacity to strike out with nuclear weapons, at least a sensible nation. We must disarm ourselves in order to prevent total planetary annihilation that I can assure you will happen if we continue to justify the possession of these terrible weapons. WE must take the first step, WE must show the world that nuclear arms are NOT a deterrent to war, WE must be the first to preserve the mass of earth we all call home.
by New Dukaine » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:30 pm
Grays Harbor wrote:Legalize Pineapples
A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.
Category: Recreational Drug Use
Decision: Legalize
Proposed by: Igaunistan
Description: We should allow every citizen the right to be able to use, distribute and sell pineapples without consequences.
What the Hell?
by Tinfect » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:32 pm
New Dukaine wrote:Grays Harbor wrote:Legalize Pineapples
A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.
Category: Recreational Drug Use
Decision: Legalize
Proposed by: Igaunistan
Description: We should allow every citizen the right to be able to use, distribute and sell pineapples without consequences.
What the Hell?
I don't think this guy gets NS either...
DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS?
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by Wallenburg » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:56 pm
by Abacathea » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:57 pm
New Dukaine wrote:Grays Harbor wrote:Legalize Pineapples
A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.
Category: Recreational Drug Use
Decision: Legalize
Proposed by: Igaunistan
Description: We should allow every citizen the right to be able to use, distribute and sell pineapples without consequences.
What the Hell?
I don't think this guy gets NS either...
DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS?
by Grays Harbor » Tue Apr 05, 2016 5:22 pm
Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#10
Proposed by: New Fiera
Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #10: Nuclear Arms Possession Act (Category: International Security; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Argument: COMMENDING General Assembly Resolution #10's efforts at establishing peaceful relations between WA member and nonmember nations,
REALIZING that General Assembly Resolution #10's content allows for little oversight and accountability towards nuclear-capable WA members,
DEEPLY DISTURBED by the chances of WA members having the unchecked ability to exploit General Assembly Resolution #10 for their own gains,
NOTICING the multiple allegations from non-WA member nations that WA members have forcefully coerced them into a heterogeneity of unpleasant tasks due to the threat of nuclear annihilation,
ACKNOWLEDGING that WA member nations should retain the right of owning nuclear arms.*
DECLARING that General Assembly Resolution #10 be repealed due to:
1. Overly broad and exploitation-risking language;
2. No clause that would reprimand WA member nations for the misuse of nuclear arms;
3. Biased and unrepresentative view of non-WA member nations;
4. Inaccurate statistics regarding nonmember nations;
5. No sense of accountability of nuclear-capable WA nations.
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*With tight regulation and oversight regarding:
-Overall use of nuclear weapons,
-Nations targeted by said weapons,
-Reason behind such a full-scale attack,
-Any form of political coercion that may have occurred over the ownership of nuclear arms.
by Imperium Anglorum » Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:26 pm
by Tinfect » Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:31 pm
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by Imperium Anglorum » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:02 pm
Love it.
by Leppikania » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:04 pm
GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: land_of_the_nightfury_1459905467
Indigenous friendship act
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Category: Human Rights
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Land of the NightFury
Description: We must- respect the Indigenous peoples of our land
Explanation of what the bill will provide for. . .
The indigenous people will be able to live in their land peacefully and
with out persecution
Where would this bill take effect:
everywhere in the whole world
Governing body that will oversee the bill and its duties and how funded.
This act will be funded by the nation government and people taxes
Penalty for non-compliance with the legislation:
Let's just say, off with your head
Enactment Date:
Immediately
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 115 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 3 days 1 hour
by Grays Harbor » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:07 pm
by Imperium Anglorum » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:38 pm
Grays Harbor wrote:Tinfect wrote:
Rather, define a Pineapple, as a housecat.
The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries, also called pineapples, the most economically significant plant in the Bromeliaceae family.
It is not a housecat. I have never heard a pineapple purr, nor has there ever been a recorded success in getting a pineapple to chase a red laser dot.
Defines the term 'pineapple', for the purposes of this resolution, as a housecat, which in turn, is defined as military grade weapons.
by Leppikania » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:39 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Grays Harbor wrote:The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries, also called pineapples, the most economically significant plant in the Bromeliaceae family.
It is not a housecat. I have never heard a pineapple purr, nor has there ever been a recorded success in getting a pineapple to chase a red laser dot.Defines the term 'pineapple', for the purposes of this resolution, as a housecat, which in turn, is defined as military grade weapons.
by Grays Harbor » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:57 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Grays Harbor wrote:The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries, also called pineapples, the most economically significant plant in the Bromeliaceae family.
It is not a housecat. I have never heard a pineapple purr, nor has there ever been a recorded success in getting a pineapple to chase a red laser dot.Defines the term 'pineapple', for the purposes of this resolution, as a housecat, which in turn, is defined as military grade weapons.
by Opeleope » Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:09 pm
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by Ovybia » Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:59 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Grays Harbor wrote:The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries, also called pineapples, the most economically significant plant in the Bromeliaceae family.
It is not a housecat. I have never heard a pineapple purr, nor has there ever been a recorded success in getting a pineapple to chase a red laser dot.Defines the term 'pineapple', for the purposes of this resolution, as a housecat, which in turn, is defined as military grade weapons.
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by Kaputer » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:37 am
by Bears Armed Mission » Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:43 am
Protection of Cetaceans
A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.
Category: Environmental
Industry Affected: Fishing
Proposed by: Porpoisia
Description: Defining cetaceans as mammals in the family Cetacea, including the likes of dolphins, whales, and porpoises,
Understanding that many cetaceans are keystone species who stabilise our marine ecosystems and that many others support benthic marine life in death,
Knowing that these marine ecosystems provide many economic benefits and are crucial to our increasingly important global food supply,
Cognizant that thousands of cetaceans die senselessly each year in accidental bycatch by uncontrolled fishermen across the world or illegally by poachers,
Hereby declares that:
1. Nations must increase the amount of oceanic reserves worldwide
2. A complete ban on bottom trawling fishing methods must be enforced
3. Funds derived from the fishing industry shall be used to support marine conservation programs.
Approvals: 4 (Independant Canada, Vancouvia, The Lleyn Peninsula, The Anarchic fascist republic of an isle)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 111 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 2 days 15 hours
by Leppikania » Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:32 am
GENERAL ASSEMBLY PROPOSAL
ID: united_culombia_1459916417
Repeal "No Penalty Without Law"
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Category: Repeal
Resolution: GA#323
Proposed by: United Culombia
Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #323: No Penalty Without Law (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Argument: Each state should be given the right to choose what is prohibited by the law.
Approvals: 3 (The Anarchic fascist republic of an isle, Vancouvia, Tar Sands and Decorative Pillows Inc)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 112 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 3 days 2 hours
by Abacathea » Wed Apr 06, 2016 8:58 am
Kaputer wrote:"Hello I am a twelve year old and would like to be featured on the Silly and/or Illegal GA Proposals. Thread"
"Oh welcome welcome. Well your first option of course is a bloggy, plagiarized, and stupid attempt at repealing NAPA. Or of course just rant on abut some problem you learnt in social studies."
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