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Allied Sapients
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Jul 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Sapients » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:13 pm

The feathered lion alien flicks out a long, prehensile tongue and uses it to flip their respirator up so its only covering their nose instead of both their nose and mouth. They then delicately dip their tongue in the cup. "It contains ethanol, what I assume is some form of sugar, and what I assume is a mild acid," they say after setting their respirator back to rights and retracting their tongue. "So no, it is not pure ethanol. Though, the amount present would be enough to cause me some problems were I fool enough to actually swallow it. I suspect the bartender misheard me when I ordered."
The Ambassador of the Confederacy of Allied Sapients is Lirn Jenht Olsh, who is definitely an alien of some sort.

A Tier 8, Type 8.5-ish civilization by this ranking. Has routine contact with a Tier 10, Type 7 civilization and may or may not be piggybacking on some of their tech.

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Dolor Mortis
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 419
Founded: Nov 11, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Dolor Mortis » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:15 pm

"Thank you for clarifying." James grabs his glass and swallows some of that carbonated beverage. "Perhaps the best way to get over the headache is some pure water, then. To alleviate the intercranial vessels."
I use NS Stats because I haven't found the others!
James E. Jones, Ambassador to the WA
Me but older and wiser.
WIP

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Bears Armed
GA Secretariat
 
Posts: 18624
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Anarchy

Postby Bears Armed » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:32 am

Dolor Mortis wrote:"To alleviate the intercranial vessels."

Artorrios mis-hears this.
"Intercranial weasels? Is that where the Kryozerkians disappeared to?"
The Confederated Clans of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Our population is approximately 20 million. We do have a national government, although its role is strictly limited. Economy = thriving. Those aren't "biker gangs", they're our traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies'... and are generally respected, not feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
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Imperial Polk County
Envoy
 
Posts: 317
Founded: Aug 22, 2017
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Imperial Polk County » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:42 am

Bears Armed wrote:
Dolor Mortis wrote:"To alleviate the intercranial vessels."

Artorrios mis-hears this.
"Intercranial weasels? Is that where the Kryozerkians disappeared to?"

Drane presses gently against his throbbing temples. "Could be."
-- Herbert Jackson Drane IV, WA Ambassador of the newly independent Imperial Polk County, Population 665,000. That "xxx million" population stat? It's most certainly a typo.

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Imperium Anglorum
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8921
Founded: Aug 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Imperium Anglorum » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:15 am

Bears Armed wrote:
Dolor Mortis wrote:"To alleviate the intercranial vessels."

Artorrios mis-hears this.
"Intercranial weasels? Is that where the Kryozerkians disappeared to?"

Checkauv mishears this.
Noocleeah wessels?

Author: 1 SC and 28 GA resolutions
Maintainer: GA Passed Resolutions
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Delegate for Europe
Out-of-character unless marked otherwise
Ideological Bulwark 285, WALL delegate
Dastardly villain providing free services to the community sans remuneration

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Dolor Mortis
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 419
Founded: Nov 11, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Dolor Mortis » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:38 am

Looking around at the miss-heard statement. "I mean pressure in the head." He says.
I use NS Stats because I haven't found the others!
James E. Jones, Ambassador to the WA
Me but older and wiser.
WIP

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Herby
Diplomat
 
Posts: 854
Founded: Jul 13, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Herby » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:56 am

Imperial Polk County wrote:
Bears Armed wrote:Artorrios mis-hears this.
"Intercranial weasels? Is that where the Kryozerkians disappeared to?"

Drane presses gently against his throbbing temples. "Could be."

HEY there you are, Q-Bert! Whassamatter, you fall asleep in the middle o’ tellin’ your Christmas Story? Don’t bother bub, I filled in all the details, about you leavin’ a houseguest all by herself, in a hot garage with no AC in the middle of a green Christmas heatwave, an’ how your wife came in an’ kicked me in the fender, claimin’ it was dark and she forgot I was there. Psssshhhh. Oh oh and ehhhh spoiler alert: YOU SUCK! YO! Neville! Hey how ‘bout some octane booster? I need a pick-me-up. Christmas spirit. Bleeeeaaaahhhhhh.
-- Ambassador #53. From the nation of Herby. But you can call me Herby.

Herby's doors and windows are ALWAYS locked when she's in the Strangers' Bar (unless she unlocks them for you). And, she has no accelerator, a mock steering wheel, and no gear shifter. So, no joyrides.

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Dolor Mortis
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 419
Founded: Nov 11, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Dolor Mortis » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:04 am

"...." Jones just goes back to his strange concoction.
I use NS Stats because I haven't found the others!
James E. Jones, Ambassador to the WA
Me but older and wiser.
WIP

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Allied Sapients
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Jul 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Sapients » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:23 pm

The feathered lion alien stares at the talking car, fluffs their plumage in the equivalent of a confused gesture, and then climbs down from their seat, trots over, and stares some more.

"...are you an AI?" they ask, cautiously.
The Ambassador of the Confederacy of Allied Sapients is Lirn Jenht Olsh, who is definitely an alien of some sort.

A Tier 8, Type 8.5-ish civilization by this ranking. Has routine contact with a Tier 10, Type 7 civilization and may or may not be piggybacking on some of their tech.

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The South Falls
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12542
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The South Falls » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:26 pm

Brassington continued to drink, and see the feathered lion drinking. "Ahh." "Here's S/600 for more, if ya want." "I like a bacardi vermouth, with a little ethanol mix. I have a cybernetic liver." "It's expensive, but it does." "My third tonight." He'd look around and see the car, asking for some Octane booster. "Hey, ah, here's S/300 for that from me." "Take it as a prize."
This is an MT nation that reflects some of my beliefs, trade deals and debate always welcome! Call me TeaSF. A level 8, according to This Index.


Political Compass Results:

Economic: -6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.28
I make dumb jokes. I'm really serious about that.

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Imperial Polk County
Envoy
 
Posts: 317
Founded: Aug 22, 2017
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Imperial Polk County » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:37 am

Allied Sapients wrote:The feathered lion alien stares at the talking car, fluffs their plumage in the equivalent of a confused gesture, and then climbs down from their seat, trots over, and stares some more.

"...are you an AI?" they ask, cautiously.

"More like an A-S-S," Drane deadpans as he swallows a handful of pills.
-- Herbert Jackson Drane IV, WA Ambassador of the newly independent Imperial Polk County, Population 665,000. That "xxx million" population stat? It's most certainly a typo.

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Democratic Exodian Territories
Minister
 
Posts: 2338
Founded: Aug 29, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:47 pm

A tall, pale-skinned, barrel-chested man, a piece of blonde hair on his head, pushed his way into the bar. The former Progressive Party senator from Brightwater, Exodia scanned the room calmly.

He stared in complete surprise for a moment, seeing the feathered lion and VW Beetle at the bar, his confident air seemingly broken at a shocked sight.

He walked over to a deserted spot on the bar, away from the commotion, and called over the bartender before hunching over his phone. “I’ll-I’ll have a Voodoo Tiki margarita. My name’s Gerald Reclus, from Exodia.”
A PMT island-archipelago nation with right-libertarian and neoconservative views and
an economy based on dank memes, aquaculture, and arms exports.
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Only NS official Rank, Government, Economy stats used
FACTBOOKS ARE NOT CANON. Most forum posts are.
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"Dolphins don't have knees, hawks don't have thumbs, snakes don't have arms, Fascists don't have souls and Communists don't have brains." -myself
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Skylus
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6197
Founded: Oct 25, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Skylus » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:08 am

Madi appeared with a crack from nowhere.
"Hello, everyone! I'm back! Although I don't know how much time has passed here...Oh well, time passes differently on every world/plane so...."
She spotted Herby and a feathered lion creature and she headed over to say hello.
"Herby! How are you?"
She said hello to the lion creature and took a seat nearby it.
"You new?"
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Ancient Ones: Po, Ganon, Orochi, Link, Geralt, Bilbo, Douglas, Molgera, Drakonos, Amaterasu
VTtM: Madison Goodwill, Link (WW), Amaterasu, Po, Alt. Future Link, Ganondorf Dragmire, King K. Rool, Bilbo Baggins, Link (TP)
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Imperial Polk County
Envoy
 
Posts: 317
Founded: Aug 22, 2017
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Imperial Polk County » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:56 am

Noticing Herby's continued silence, Drane raises an eyebrow. "Hmmm." He walks over and peers into the driver's side window. "Wonder if she's out of gas. You know, she...."

A sly grin slowly creeps across his face.

Drane approaches the port to get to the gas cap, tries to open it with his fingers, but is unable to do so. "Hey, Neville! My, umm, my friend here seems to be out of gas. Do you know how to get this gas cap open?" He looks down at the feathered lion's claws, ponders, but then shakes his head. Instead he looks to the Skylusian. "Ambassador... Madi, yes? Any chance I could borrow a long fingernail?"

Yes, I have permission to do this.
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-- Herbert Jackson Drane IV, WA Ambassador of the newly independent Imperial Polk County, Population 665,000. That "xxx million" population stat? It's most certainly a typo.

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Sierra Lyricalia
GA Secretariat
 
Posts: 3385
Founded: Nov 29, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sierra Lyricalia » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:50 am

Imperial Polk County wrote:Noticing Herby's continued silence, Drane raises an eyebrow. "Hmmm." He walks over and peers into the driver's side window. "Wonder if she's out of gas. You know, she...."

A sly grin slowly creeps across his face.

Drane approaches the port to get to the gas cap, tries to open it with his fingers, but is unable to do so. "Hey, Neville! My, umm, my friend here seems to be out of gas. Do you know how to get this gas cap open?" He looks down at the feathered lion's claws, ponders, but then shakes his head. Instead he looks to the Skylusian. "Ambassador... Madi, yes? Any chance I could borrow a long fingernail?"


Steph re-enters the bar just in time to see the ugly rictus plastering the front of Drane's skull, and raises an eyebrow. As he approaches Herby's fuel cap, Steph sighs and drops her satchel on the nearest chair.

"Ya know, buddy, I've seen this movie before... and, well, let's say I'm a film critic."

She sheds her coat and drapes it over the back of the chair she just plopped her satchel on, and draws the CDSP-issued M37 from her rear waistband. She keeps her weapon arm straight at her side for the moment.

"It probably says something unflattering about my diplomatic skills that I keep havin' to haul out the hardware. But whatever. I'm gonna have to go ahead and object to whatever it is you're doing there, ambassador."
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Principal-Agent, Anarchy; Squadron Admiral, The Red Fleet
Stephanie Athena Zakalwe
Author: 354 GA / Issues 436, 451, 724
S.L. Ambassador to the World Assembly
Tech Level: Complicated (or not: 7/0/6 i.e. 12) / RP Details
Leonid Berkman Pavonis,
Ideological Deviant, MT Army stooge, & "red [who] do[es]n't read" (various)
Ambassador-At-Large
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Imperial Polk County
Envoy
 
Posts: 317
Founded: Aug 22, 2017
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Imperial Polk County » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:47 am

Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Steph re-enters the bar just in time to see the ugly rictus plastering the front of Drane's skull, and raises an eyebrow. As he approaches Herby's fuel cap, Steph sighs and drops her satchel on the nearest chair.

"Ya know, buddy, I've seen this movie before... and, well, let's say I'm a film critic."

"No no, I'm just-- Oh, hey, Ambassador! Haven't seen you around in awhile, how have you been?"

Sierra Lyricalia wrote:She sheds her coat and drapes it over the back of the chair she just plopped her satchel on, and draws the CDSP-issued M37 from her rear waistband. She keeps her weapon arm straight at her side for the moment.

"It probably says something unflattering about my diplomatic skills that I keep havin' to haul out the hardware. But whatever. I'm gonna have to go ahead and object to whatever it is you're doing there, ambassador."

Drane frowns for a moment, then smiles again. "What? Awww, I thought we were friends, Ambassador! Okay, okay--" he holds out his hands, then points at Steph's weapon "--I know you can't hurt me with your, umm, your 'hardware,' but you're right, in spite of the amount of hostility she and I have for each other right now, she's still a fine machine, and it would be a mortal sin to do anything to hurt her. That said...." He looks down at the car, then back at Steph. "Haven't you wondered what might happen if we gave her a shot of an energy drink or something like that? You know, the sugar-free kind, won't muck up her combustion engine."
-- Herbert Jackson Drane IV, WA Ambassador of the newly independent Imperial Polk County, Population 665,000. That "xxx million" population stat? It's most certainly a typo.

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Allied Sapients
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Jul 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Sapients » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:46 am

The alien considered the scene in front of them, and then with the flexibility only seen in cats and cat-like creatures, turned around on their axis, flipped up their respirator, and opened one of their saddlebags with their tongue.

“What do you need?” they asked after retrieving a leather case and nosing it in Drane’s direction. “Would an awl work? I’m just a hobbyist so it’s a cheap one- you don’t need to worry about ruining it.”

The tools inside the case were sized for a voleo (who at their maximum might be able to reach 60 lbs) and made to be used to with jaws and a prehensile tongue instead of hands, so they would probably be very awkward for human to handle.
The Ambassador of the Confederacy of Allied Sapients is Lirn Jenht Olsh, who is definitely an alien of some sort.

A Tier 8, Type 8.5-ish civilization by this ranking. Has routine contact with a Tier 10, Type 7 civilization and may or may not be piggybacking on some of their tech.

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Imperial Polk County
Envoy
 
Posts: 317
Founded: Aug 22, 2017
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Imperial Polk County » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:55 am

Drane looks into the bag, then looks at Herby, then into the bag, then at the alien. "No, I'm sorry, but I really don't want to scratch her finish. That would be... just not right. If you know what I mean. But next time I need a back scratcher or a nose picker, I'll know who to talk to. Thanks anyway."
-- Herbert Jackson Drane IV, WA Ambassador of the newly independent Imperial Polk County, Population 665,000. That "xxx million" population stat? It's most certainly a typo.

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Sierra Lyricalia
GA Secretariat
 
Posts: 3385
Founded: Nov 29, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sierra Lyricalia » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:00 am

Imperial Polk County wrote:
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Steph re-enters the bar just in time to see the ugly rictus plastering the front of Drane's skull, and raises an eyebrow. As he approaches Herby's fuel cap, Steph sighs and drops her satchel on the nearest chair.

"Ya know, buddy, I've seen this movie before... and, well, let's say I'm a film critic."

"No no, I'm just-- Oh, hey, Ambassador! Haven't seen you around in awhile, how have you been?"

Sierra Lyricalia wrote:She sheds her coat and drapes it over the back of the chair she just plopped her satchel on, and draws the CDSP-issued M37 from her rear waistband. She keeps her weapon arm straight at her side for the moment.

"It probably says something unflattering about my diplomatic skills that I keep havin' to haul out the hardware. But whatever. I'm gonna have to go ahead and object to whatever it is you're doing there, ambassador."

Drane frowns for a moment, then smiles again. "What? Awww, I thought we were friends, Ambassador! Okay, okay--" he holds out his hands, then points at Steph's weapon "--I know you can't hurt me with your, umm, your 'hardware,' but you're right, in spite of the amount of hostility she and I have for each other right now, she's still a fine machine, and it would be a mortal sin to do anything to hurt her. That said...." He looks down at the car, then back at Steph. "Haven't you wondered what might happen if we gave her a shot of an energy drink or something like that? You know, the sugar-free kind, won't muck up her combustion engine."


"Yeah, water's not so good either. Hmm..." Steph re-holsters her weapon and sticks a fist under her chin, other arm supporting her elbow. "My rule for hazing is it has to not do any, y'know, damage. Let's see... Ha! You got a tarp?"
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Stephanie Athena Zakalwe
Author: 354 GA / Issues 436, 451, 724
S.L. Ambassador to the World Assembly
Tech Level: Complicated (or not: 7/0/6 i.e. 12) / RP Details
Leonid Berkman Pavonis,
Ideological Deviant, MT Army stooge, & "red [who] do[es]n't read" (various)
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Herby
Diplomat
 
Posts: 854
Founded: Jul 13, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Herby » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:44 am

A computerized female voice (one that sounds just like Siri) emanates from Herby.

Software update in progress, 78 percent complete. Please wait for update to complete before administering a hazing or tarping.
-- Ambassador #53. From the nation of Herby. But you can call me Herby.

Herby's doors and windows are ALWAYS locked when she's in the Strangers' Bar (unless she unlocks them for you). And, she has no accelerator, a mock steering wheel, and no gear shifter. So, no joyrides.

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Skylus
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6197
Founded: Oct 25, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Skylus » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:59 am

:rofl:

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Ancient Ones: Po, Ganon, Orochi, Link, Geralt, Bilbo, Douglas, Molgera, Drakonos, Amaterasu
VTtM: Madison Goodwill, Link (WW), Amaterasu, Po, Alt. Future Link, Ganondorf Dragmire, King K. Rool, Bilbo Baggins, Link (TP)
Hogwarts: Derek Forester, Madison Goodwill

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Allied Sapients
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Jul 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Sapients » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:22 am

The alien made a surpised noise- something like a rather squeaky “chirr.” “What kind of an AI gets software updates in public?” they ask no one in particular. “Maybe we could decorate her, make her all pretty? I have little colored lights you can use.”
The Ambassador of the Confederacy of Allied Sapients is Lirn Jenht Olsh, who is definitely an alien of some sort.

A Tier 8, Type 8.5-ish civilization by this ranking. Has routine contact with a Tier 10, Type 7 civilization and may or may not be piggybacking on some of their tech.

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Whovian Tardisia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 774
Founded: Jun 25, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Whovian Tardisia » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:35 pm

Ambassador Pink stirred from his slumber, mentally kicking himself for falling asleep in the bar again. You're going to make yourself look like a drunk one of these days. he thought. He was comforted slightly, then, when he noticed Sarah had taken a seat next to him, and was also slowly regaining conciousness. "What was that?' She mumbled, still a bit bleary. "Nothing to worry about." Rupert answered, stretching. "Happens a lot. Probably a side effect of the temporal mess this place is. Speaking of which..." Ambassador Pink scanned the room. "Wherever has Paulson got to?"

Herby wrote:A computerized female voice (one that sounds just like Siri) emanates from Herby.
Software update in progress, 78 percent complete. Please wait for update to complete before administering a hazing or tarping.
Allied Sapients wrote:The alien made a surpised noise- something like a rather squeaky “chirr.” “What kind of an AI gets software updates in public?” they ask no one in particular. “Maybe we could decorate her, make her all pretty? I have little colored lights you can use.”


Rupert's ears prick up at this. "One moment." he says, walking over to the as-yet-unidentified creature. "Are you seriously suggesting defiling a woman while she sleeps? Mechanical or not, I hardly think that's good manners!" He scolded.
An FT (Class W11) nation capable of space travel, but has never attempted invading another planet. The Space Brigade is for defense only! Also, something happened to Ambassador Pink.
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Allied Sapients
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Jul 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Sapients » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:59 pm

Whovian Tardisia wrote:Rupert's ears prick up at this. "One moment." he says, walking over to the as-yet-unidentified creature. "Are you seriously suggesting defiling a woman while she sleeps? Mechanical or not, I hardly think that's good manners!" He scolded.


“Oh, no! It’s all in good fun, no manners broken!” said the alien. “We won’t do anything permanent. And I still think we should make her pretty. Everyone deserves to be pretty.”
The Ambassador of the Confederacy of Allied Sapients is Lirn Jenht Olsh, who is definitely an alien of some sort.

A Tier 8, Type 8.5-ish civilization by this ranking. Has routine contact with a Tier 10, Type 7 civilization and may or may not be piggybacking on some of their tech.

Puppet of Essu Beti

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Wallenburg
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20329
Founded: Jan 30, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Wallenburg » Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:54 pm

As if unfrozen from a great temporal disturbance generated by two months of an unknown, extrauniversal mover taking a vacation from a collaborative narrative, Ogenbond and Paulson continue to talk.

"It has been good talking to you, Representative Ogenbond," says Paulson, drawing his pistol. "Now I must return to my own time. Do what you can to prepare yourself for the coming storm."

Paulson vanishes, and Trevanyika appears in his place. She swivels her head around, getting her bearings. "Something has changed. Everyone is in different places." She sees Ogenbond and her confusion gives way to anger. "You. Explain yourself. What have you done to the EKI?"

Ogenbond bites his lip. "Damn. Well, um, Miss Trevanyika, first you need to understand that the EKI has been under performing for several--"

"Oh, do not give me that. Explain why I shouldn't throw you out the nearest window right now for dismantling our only means of enforcing compliance in Wallenburg?"

Ogenbond raises his hands defensively. "It's only temporary! I'm going to restructure it!

"Oh, no you aren't. I'm doing that myself. I'm going to build it back to exactly what it is supposed to be, since you clearly can't take care of it yourself."
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