Valorem wrote:"Alas, sitting at the desk with an ample supply of strong coffee until all of the paperwork has been stamped, signed, and filed properly. As I said, not nearly as fun as the Araraukarian method. I doubt the Diplomatic Corps would much appreciate me taking a flamethrower to the piles of paperwork though, no matter how much I'd enjoy it some days."
Gunther pauses
"Say, Janis, you wouldn't happen to need any help chasing down some rogue paperwork would you?"
"Oh dear." Greene said, looking over at Smith. "That's how we do it, yeah?"
"That's how you do it... I tend to send all of my paperwork too complicated for my tastes to you, Thomas..."
"Is that why- Well..." Greene said, before sighing, and putting his head in his hands.
"Oh, by the way... I sent you this week's tax submissions. Over 143,000,000 forms waiting for your stamp, kid."
Greene sighed, before taking a drink.