The World Assembly Strangers' Bar

[Switzo-Polish Republic]

OOC: Jim Helger is just drunk. He can't help it.

[Covenstone]

Al wanders back in, sits down at the bar, and almost at once falls asleep.

Whiskers plods over to the bar, noticing the unconscious Al, and pokes her. "Hello? Are you all right? Most of the ambassadors don't fall asleep until they're done drinking."

Albertine looks up, blinks sleepily, then smiles.

"I spent the night having quite a lot of sex with a very beautiful redhead," she says with a satisfied grin, "it turns out it is quite tiring."

[Lord Dominator]

Whiskers plods over to the bar, noticing the unconscious Al, and pokes her. "Hello? Are you all right? Most of the ambassadors don't fall asleep until they're done drinking."

Albertine looks up, blinks sleepily, then smiles.

"I spent the night having quite a lot of sex with a very beautiful redhead," she says with a satisfied grin, "it turns out it is quite tiring."

Deedee, who may or may not be nearby cause I don't know where everybody is, responds:

"Yes, I do believe that having sex can be quite tiring. I do so ever wonder why," she finishes with notable sarcasm (and a small smirk).

[Glaeschland]

Jonathan gets up and orders a glass of vodka to possibly blur his thoughts before they take a turn for the dirtier amidst the sudden lewd conversation.

[Covenstone]

Jonathan gets up and orders a glass of vodka to possibly blur his thoughts before they take a turn for the dirtier amidst the sudden lewd conversation.

"My apologies," Al says with a bow, "allow me to buy you a milk-shake as penance." She glances down at the glass in his hand, then smiles. "Do milk-shake and vodka mix? I have never tried it, so I am not the best judge."

[Whovian Tardisia]

Jonathan gets up and orders a glass of vodka to possibly blur his thoughts before they take a turn for the dirtier amidst the sudden lewd conversation.

"My apologies," Al says with a bow, "allow me to buy you a milk-shake as penance." She glances down at the glass in his hand, then smiles. "Do milk-shake and vodka mix? I have never tried it, so I am not the best judge."

"Neither have I, but amount is everything." Pink adds.

[Glaeschland]

Jonathan gets up and orders a glass of vodka to possibly blur his thoughts before they take a turn for the dirtier amidst the sudden lewd conversation.

"My apologies," Al says with a bow, "allow me to buy you a milk-shake as penance." She glances down at the glass in his hand, then smiles. "Do milk-shake and vodka mix? I have never tried it, so I am not the best judge."

"Hmm...that actually sounds interesting. I may try that at some point."

[Covenstone]

"My apologies," Al says with a bow, "allow me to buy you a milk-shake as penance." She glances down at the glass in his hand, then smiles. "Do milk-shake and vodka mix? I have never tried it, so I am not the best judge."

"Hmm...that actually sounds interesting. I may try that at some point."

"If you will let me know how it goes, I would be most grateful," Albertine smiles, "my role as Queen of the Witches prohibits drinking alcohol, so vodka flavoured milk-shake will ever elude me." She pauses, then tilts her head to one side. "Or perhaps milk-shake flavoured vodka might be a better description?"

[Lord Dominator]

"Hmm...that actually sounds interesting. I may try that at some point."

"If you will let me know how it goes, I would be most grateful," Albertine smiles, "my role as Queen of the Witches prohibits drinking alcohol, so vodka flavoured milk-shake will ever elude me." She pauses, then tilts her head to one side. "Or perhaps milk-shake flavoured vodka might be a better description?"

"If you're a witch, couldn't you just magic the milk shake to be vodka flavored?"

[Skylus]

"If you will let me know how it goes, I would be most grateful," Albertine smiles, "my role as Queen of the Witches prohibits drinking alcohol, so vodka flavoured milk-shake will ever elude me." She pauses, then tilts her head to one side. "Or perhaps milk-shake flavoured vodka might be a better description?"

"If you're a witch, couldn't you just magic the milk shake to be vodka flavored?"

"That's not how it works. Far from it."
Lauren thought about this for a second.
"...Actually...that might just work..."

[Vragoltinus]

Suddenly a group of black suited individuals with hoods covering their faces walk in the door and walk over to the booth the overweight man has been sitting in and sit down. Instantly all of them start whispering to each other, glancing back and fourth to make sure no-one was listening in on them every once in a while.

[Covenstone]

"If you're a witch, couldn't you just magic the milk shake to be vodka flavored?"

"That's not how it works. Far from it."
Lauren thought about this for a second.
"...Actually...that might just work..."

"Here's the thing about magic," Al says with another wide smile, "I have never drunk vodka, so I have no clue what it tastes like. So while I could create milk-shake flavoured vodka, or vodka flavoured milk-shake, I wouldn't know what the flavour should be." She looks around, then closes her eyes. "If you had never seen the colour red, how could you make something red coloured?"

[The New European Order]

Suddenly a group of black suited individuals with hoods covering their faces walk in the door and walk over to the booth the overweight man has been sitting in and sit down. Instantly all of them start whispering to each other, glancing back and fourth to make sure no-one was listening in on them every once in a while.

Smith waltzes into the bar, grinning like a doofus.
"Hey y'all! I just got married!" He shouted, before looking at the dark suited men.
"Authoritarianism... Gross."

[Vragoltinus]

Suddenly a group of black suited individuals with hoods covering their faces walk in the door and walk over to the booth the overweight man has been sitting in and sit down. Instantly all of them start whispering to each other, glancing back and fourth to make sure no-one was listening in on them every once in a while.

Smith waltzes into the bar, grinning like a doofus.
"Hey y'all! I just got married!" He shouted, before looking at the dark suited men.
"Authoritarianism... Gross."

The group of men in the booth including the overweight man stare at him for a while before the overweight man says a few words that more sounded like a gurgle in some form of Russian/German dialect and they go back to silently talking amongst each other.

[The New European Order]

The group of men in the booth including the overweight man stare at him for a while before the overweight man says a few words that more sounded like a gurgle in some form of Russian/German dialect and they go back to silently talking amongst each other.

You know, I can speak Russian/German dialect, right? What you just said wasn't very nice sir. In my country, you could get arrested for that level of insult!

[Vragoltinus]

The group of men in the booth including the overweight man stare at him for a while before the overweight man says a few words that more sounded like a gurgle in some form of Russian/German dialect and they go back to silently talking amongst each other.

You know, I can speak Russian/German dialect, right? What you just said wasn't very nice sir. In my country, you could get arrested for that level of insult!

(Well I can't speak in Russian/German so that's why I generalise and I don't want to attempt at making a fake merge butchering of either of the languages because I actually like them and I'm busy learning them, and enjoy the history of both Russia and Germany. And the reason I said a gurgle is because the person who spoke is an overweight unhealthy person, so I'm not implying the language itself sounds like that. Just that's how he talks.)

[The New European Order]

You know, I can speak Russian/German dialect, right? What you just said wasn't very nice sir. In my country, you could get arrested for that level of insult!

(Well I can't speak in Russian/German so that's why I generalise and I don't want to attempt at making a fake merge butchering of either of the languages because I actually like them and I'm busy learning them, and enjoy the history of both Russia and Germany. And the reason I said a gurgle is because the person who spoke is an overweight unhealthy person, so I'm not implying the language itself sounds like that. Just that's how he talks.)

OOC: Don't worry, that was IC... It's all good

[Vragoltinus]

(Well I can't speak in Russian/German so that's why I generalise and I don't want to attempt at making a fake merge butchering of either of the languages because I actually like them and I'm busy learning them, and enjoy the history of both Russia and Germany. And the reason I said a gurgle is because the person who spoke is an overweight unhealthy person, so I'm not implying the language itself sounds like that. Just that's how he talks.)

OOC: Don't worry, that was IC... It's all good

(Oh alright then, I thought it could've been but I apologised anyway just to be safe)

The overweight man's eyes bulge and the veins start popping out of his neck as he grits his teeth making a strange gurgling, hissing sounds as his face starts turning red with sudden anger at the seemingly simple statement.

[The New European Order]

OOC: Don't worry, that was IC... It's all good

(Oh alright then, I thought it could've been but I apologised anyway just to be safe)

The overweight man's eyes bulge and the veins start popping out of his neck as he grits his teeth making a strange gurgling, hissing sounds as his face starts turning red with sudden anger at the seemingly simple statement.

Smith looks around quickly, and then points to himself.
"That directed at me?"

[Vragoltinus]

(Oh alright then, I thought it could've been but I apologised anyway just to be safe)

The overweight man's eyes bulge and the veins start popping out of his neck as he grits his teeth making a strange gurgling, hissing sounds as his face starts turning red with sudden anger at the seemingly simple statement.

Smith looks around quickly, and then points to himself.
"That directed at me?"

The man points directly at Smith and draws his thumb across his neck, before letting out a long breath and slowly turns to look at the black suited hooded men across from him and says something to them and motions to Smith while doing so before they seem to engage back into their conversation amongst themselves.

[D0min4ti0n]

Smith waltzes into the bar, grinning like a doofus.
"Hey y'all! I just got married!" He shouted, before looking at the dark suited men.

"Well, congratulations my friend. And condolences." Dan smiles at his own joke before looking over that the man he had been trying to get Smith stop bothering earlier.

The man points directly at Smith and draws his thumb across his neck, before letting out a long breath and slowly turns to look at the black suited hooded men across from him and says something to them and motions to Smith while doing so before they seem to engage back into their conversation amongst themselves.

Dan watches the man, then leans over to Smith and begins to whisper. "Remember what I said before about ignoring him? You can forget that now. He doesn't seem to like you very much at all. You've been pretty good to me, so I'm here if things go downhill."

[Switzo-Polish Republic]

After Half an hour passed out, Jim Helger gets back up, and says: "Sorry! Before I got here, I was trying to drown my sorrows. Have any moonshine?"

[Kitzerland]

Whiskers plods over to the bar, noticing the unconscious Al, and pokes her. "Hello? Are you all right? Most of the ambassadors don't fall asleep until they're done drinking."

Albertine looks up, blinks sleepily, then smiles.

"I spent the night having quite a lot of sex with a very beautiful redhead," she says with a satisfied grin, "it turns out it is quite tiring."

Whiskers blinks once. "I... see."

[Covenstone]

Albertine looks up, blinks sleepily, then smiles.

"I spent the night having quite a lot of sex with a very beautiful redhead," she says with a satisfied grin, "it turns out it is quite tiring."

Whiskers blinks once. "I... see."

"As I offered the other delegate, I will happily buy you a drink for any offence I may have caused," Albertine says apologetically, "or anything else to show my..... and I can not think of the word I am looking for, and pennancy seems wrong, but it will do - my pennancy ways."

[The New European Order]

Smith looks around quickly, and then points to himself.
"That directed at me?"

The man points directly at Smith and draws his thumb across his neck, before letting out a long breath and slowly turns to look at the black suited hooded men across from him and says something to them and motions to Smith while doing so before they seem to engage back into their conversation amongst themselves.

"Well thanks Dan!" Smith said grinning, before moving towards the overweight man, attempting to hear his conversation.