The World Assembly Strangers' Bar

[Separatist Peoples]

Shocked and somewhat embarrassed by Janis's comment and actions, Lauren only managed to avoid being drenched in water by a very swift flick of her wand, which created a two second deflective shield, which sent the water in a different direction.
"....What is wrong with you?!"

"He's drunk." Bell said frankly. "Have you never seen the effects of ethanol alcohol?"

[The Atlae Isles]

Shocked and somewhat embarrassed by Janis's comment and actions, Lauren only managed to avoid being drenched in water by a very swift flick of her wand, which created a two second deflective shield, which sent the water in a different direction.
"....What is wrong with you?!"

As you might have been aware from very recent events, Delegate-Ambassador Smith volunteered himself to get in the way of Janis being utterly drenched. Officially, he has left the Bar for the night due to his soaking, and Assistant Williamson has taken over. Expect Smith to return in the morning (OOC: when I wake up).

Assistant Williamson? My Ambassador is Williamsen. Please don't misspell them.

[Tinhampton]

As you might have been aware from very recent events, Delegate-Ambassador Smith volunteered himself to get in the way of Janis being utterly drenched. Officially, he has left the Bar for the night due to his soaking, and Assistant Williamson has taken over. Expect Smith to return in the morning (OOC: when I wake up).

[spoiler=Williamson?]Assistant Williamson? My Ambassador is Williamsen. Please don't misspell them.[/spoiler]

I was referring to my ambassador, not yours. But regardless, I will take the best of care in that regards...

[The Atlae Isles]

Baryshnikov stumbles into the bar "GNOMES!!!!! WE NEED GNOMES AND FINGERS AND MOTHERS!!!!" Moving diagonally towards a wall he unpockets a red marker and scrawls across the surface GNOMES
From his other pocket he produces a stack of leaflets with incompressible scribbles across them and flings them about before blindly storming out again. In his wake a quiet man follows, cleaning up the mess as he goes "So sorry about that. He's just very..... Enthusiastic about his latest idea, we'll have something more concrete in the coming days.I hope"
And with the papers restacked and the wall cleaned off, the quiet man follows his nations representative back out of the bar.

George walks back in and asks, "Does this puddle have anything to do with the joke gnome proposal? I heard that it had something to do with the bar. What did you do this time?"

[States of Glory WA Office]

"Would you prefer me to take my top off too?" Janis asked, showing her teeth in an expression that wasn't quite a smile. "Oh, wait, are female breasts part of your species' pervy bits? I forget."

Ogenbond's expression softens for a moment into one of plain confusion. "What...what do breasts have to do with water? Okay, look here, I'll do it myself."

He steps forward clumsily and attempts to throw the water at Janis. One of the pitchers falls out of his hands and clatters on the floor, ice water spilling all over the floor. With his stronger arm, however, he manages to send a generous wall of water in Ambassador Leveret's direction.

Harold: Oh, boy! Are we having a water fight? Wait there a minute! (exits bar, then swiftly re-enters with several water balloons) Alright, who's first?

[Skylus]

Ogenbond's expression softens for a moment into one of plain confusion. "What...what do breasts have to do with water? Okay, look here, I'll do it myself."

He steps forward clumsily and attempts to throw the water at Janis. One of the pitchers falls out of his hands and clatters on the floor, ice water spilling all over the floor. With his stronger arm, however, he manages to send a generous wall of water in Ambassador Leveret's direction.

Harold: Oh, boy! Are we having a water fight? Wait there a minute! (exits bar, then swiftly re-enters with several water balloons) Alright, who's first?

"No, We are NOT having a water balloon fight! GO AWAY!"

[Wallenburg]

END RESULT: Delegate-Ambassador Smith now finds himself drenched in ice water. Whilst he heads off to Wadston's Clothes Store and tries to get a new set of clothes, Jamie Williamson will act as Interim Delegate-Ambassador through the night.

"Dammit. Um...Ned? Two more ice waters. Extra cold! And an ice pack, too. My head feels a little too warm."

[States of Glory WA Office]

END RESULT: Delegate-Ambassador Smith now finds himself drenched in ice water. Whilst he heads off to Wadston's Clothes Store and tries to get a new set of clothes, Jamie Williamson will act as Interim Delegate-Ambassador through the night.

"Dammit. Um...Ned? Two more ice waters. Extra cold! And an ice pack, too. My head feels a little too warm."

Harold: Too warm, you say? Let me help with that! (lobs water balloon in Ogenbond's direction)

[The Atlae Isles]

Williamsen watched the clown throw the water balloon. He shook his head and went to the other side of the bar to order some tea and caek.

[Araraukar]

Seeing an impending water fight building up, Janis, as a precaution, takes off her shirt - she's not wearing a bra - and stuffs it in her satchel. She then calmly orders another cocoa.

OOC: Nudity alone is not sexual. And anyway she's only topless.

[Wallenburg]

Harold: Too warm, you say? Let me help with that! (lobs water balloon in Ogenbond's direction)

A water balloon hits Mikael in the back of the head. "Hey, who did that?" shouts Ogenbond, looking around the bar.

Seeing an impending water fight building up, Janis, as a precaution, takes off her shirt - she's not wearing a bra - and stuffs it in her satchel. She then calmly orders another cocoa.

When Ogenbond turns back to face Janis, he realizes she is now topless. He looks away quickly. "Um, well Janis, that's a very interesting thing for you to do. I'm still going to dump ice water on you." His order of water arrives, and so he goes to get the water. "Um, Janis, could you maybe, um, put your arms or something over your...you know?"

[Araraukar]

"Um, Janis, could you maybe, um, put your arms or something over your...you know?"

"Nope," came the reply. "If nudity's a problem in your culture, perhaps you should reconsider wanting to pour ice water on perfectly sober¹ individuals."

¹OOC: She's only had half a fortified cocoa (Ikiti's landing on the bar counter spilled her unfinished drink earlier on), so by her standards she's still fully sober.

[The Atlae Isles]

George couldn't see what was going on, and he didn't need to - the caek was good enough anyway. The tea had helped from a good long day. And hopefully that would be enough to protect him from being defenestrated or some other thing. That clown had made him superstitious. If he went, perhaps George could stop. But that clown was a menace!

[Wallenburg]

"Nope," came the reply. "If nudity's a problem in your culture, perhaps you should reconsider wanting to pour ice water on perfectly sober¹ individuals."

"Yeah right, perfectly sober. Ugh, fine. If you want to behave like a mountain gypsy instead of a civilized woman, go ahead."

Ogenbond takes a seat at the bar and puts his hands around a pitcher of water. "Hmm, that's nice."

[Astrolinium]

Giovanni pokes his head into the bar, looks around, and then walks on in.

"Neville, I'll have a brandy," he says before sitting down. Without even turning his head, he says, "Nice tits, Janis!" as he kicks his feet up on the coffee table in front of his chair and opens up a copy of the Astrolinium Herald-Internationale.

[Araraukar]

Ogenbond takes a seat at the bar and puts his hands around a pitcher of water. "Hmm, that's nice."

"Will probably help you cool down better if you actually drink it rather than trying to hug it," Janis pointed out, and then calmly sipped her drink. "Although you may want to check your body temperature if you need cooling down. Maybe you've got a fever?"

[States of Glory WA Office]

Fairburn enters the Bar with a limp, leaning on his walking stick.

Harold: What's your deal?

Fairburn: I've made a near-full recovery. For some reason, I didn't receive the red carpet I asked for. I shall have to take that up with the relevant authorities.

Harold: Where's Neville?

Fairburn: Still in hospital. He got it pretty bad. Anyway, I'll be resting in my office, but tomorrow morning, I will be assuming the burdens of the Ambassadorship once again. When that happens, you'll be fired and Barbera will be demoted.

Harold: Too warm, you say? Let me help with that! (lobs water balloon in Ogenbond's direction)

A water balloon hits Mikael in the back of the head. "Hey, who did that?" shouts Ogenbond, looking around the bar.

Harold points at Fairburn.

Fairburn: Oh, no, you don't. (limps out of the Bar)

Giovanni pokes his head into the bar, looks around, and then walks on in.

"Neville, I'll have a brandy," he says before sitting down. Without even turning his head, he says, "Nice tits, Janis!" as he kicks his feet up on the coffee table in front of his chair and opens up a copy of the Astrolinium Herald-Internationale.

Harold: This reminds me of an ad for the States of Glory Birdwatchers' Association: "Join us and you'll witness tits, cocks, boobies and European shags!" Needless to say, many confused teenagers tried to apply, so they had to make amendments.

"Maybe you've got a fever?"

Harold: The only fever I've got is dance fever, baby!

Harold promptly climbs up onto a table and begins to perform an obscure States of Glory dance move.

[Skylus]

Harold: This reminds me of an ad for the States of Glory Birdwatchers' Association: "Join us and you'll witness tits, cocks, boobies and European shags!" Needless to say, many confused teenagers tried to apply, so they had to make amendments.

OOC- WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That's so funny!!!

Now...for the current situation...

IC-
She did NOT sign up for this,
AT ALL,
In fact, Lauren was mortified at Janis's behavior.
Secretly, she was somewhat proud of Janis for not caring if men saw the older woman half nude,
On the other hand, all she could do was blink a few times when the older woman willing just, tore her shirt off.
"...Uh...Janis? Why did you..."

Giovanni pokes his head into the bar, looks around, and then walks on in.

"Neville, I'll have a brandy," he says before sitting down. Without even turning his head, he says, "Nice tits, Janis!" as he kicks his feet up on the coffee table in front of his chair and opens up a copy of the Astrolinium Herald-Internationale.

Lauren whirled around to face Gio.
"You. Shut up."
Then turned to face Janis again.
"Look, Janis, I can protect you with a deflecting spell, so there's really no point in...er...not wearing a shirt..."

[Kitzerland]

Seeing an impending water fight building up, Janis, as a precaution, takes off her shirt - she's not wearing a bra - and stuffs it in her satchel. She then calmly orders another cocoa.

OOC: Nudity alone is not sexual. And anyway she's only topless.

Whiskers raises an eyebrow. (Do cats have eyebrows? Whatever.) "How odd. I thought public nudity was frowned upon by humans."

[Astrolinium]

Giovanni pokes his head into the bar, looks around, and then walks on in.

"Neville, I'll have a brandy," he says before sitting down. Without even turning his head, he says, "Nice tits, Janis!" as he kicks his feet up on the coffee table in front of his chair and opens up a copy of the Astrolinium Herald-Internationale.

Lauren whirled around to face Gio.
"You. Shut up."
Then turned to face Janis again.
"Look, Janis, I can protect you with a deflecting spell, so there's really no point in...er...not wearing a shirt..."

Giovanni raised an eyebrow, not bothering to put down his paper.

"I will gladly shut up if directed to do so by Miss Leveret, but until then, I stand by my comment that her tits are very nice and she should be proud of them."

[Araraukar]

"...Uh...Janis? Why did you..."

"I don't want my shirt to get wet, obviously."

"Look, Janis, I can protect you with a deflecting spell, so there's really no point in...er...not wearing a shirt..."

"Pfft, I don't believe in magic."

"How odd. I thought public nudity was frowned upon by humans."

"Not in Araraukar. At least when it's not done in a sexual manner. Also, you are naked too."

OOC: Interesting fact: in New York women are allowed to be topless in public parks, because men are allowed to and not giving both genders the right to do that was considered unfair discrimination.

"I will gladly shut up if directed to do so by Miss Leveret, but until then, I stand by my comment that her tits are very nice and she should be proud of them."

"Strip off your shirt too or shut up about my chest area, Giovanni," Janis retorted good-naturedly.

[Tinhampton]

"...Uh...Janis? Why did you..."

"I don't want my shirt to get wet, obviously."

Alexander Smith, Tinhamptonian Delegate-Ambassador to the World Assembly: Not to worry. I ended up interfering to get my shirt wet on your behalf a few days ago. You can trust me when I say that it was probably the coldest thing I've felt at WAHQ.

[Kitzerland]

"How odd. I thought public nudity was frowned upon by humans."

"Not in Araraukar. At least when it's not done in a sexual manner. Also, you are naked too."

OOC: Interesting fact: in New York women are allowed to be topless in public parks, because men are allowed to and not giving both genders the right to do that was considered unfair discrimination.

OOC: Well, actually, no, no he's not.

[Astrolinium]

Giovanni shrugs and puts down his paper. After shrugging off his overcoat, he begins unbuttoning his vest, followed by the white dress shirt under it. With the greying chest hairs of middle age properly exposed, he takes a sip of the brandy he'd ordered and resumes reading his paper.

[States of Glory WA Office]

Fairburn: (enters the Bar) Great news, everyone! I'm ba... (sees Janis and Giovanni) Um...on second thoughts, I'm going back to the hospital. (exits)