Sierra Lyricalia wrote:[Steph] takes her coat off, carefully puts her satchel down on the nearest barstool, and withdraws a roughly softball-sized water balloon. She holds it up in front of her face and bows her head. Drawing a hammer-and-sickle above the balloon with her other hand, she bows her head and intones, "In nomine Populi, et Partis, et Rei Novae." She hefts the balloon in her throwing hand a couple of times, then plants her feet like Sandy Koufax in a playoff game.
"Sorry, Helen," she mutters, then winds up and lets fly right at the law firm's neck. She lowers her visor and relaxes, preparing for whatever's next.
Kardashev III Civilization wrote:The surveyor jumps, astonished as the two corporations vanish from the bar. Certainly they had been there just a moment before, but in an instant they had gone from flesh and blood--or whatever anthropomorphic corporations are made of--to nothing at all.
"Did they just die? Perhaps an intersection of their world with this nexus?"
"Both subjects have ceased to exist. No other anomalies detected," says the machine, still mimicking LaPointe's voice.
"Thanks, detective," the surveyor quips. "Go find something useful to do, I need to investigate this."
"The fuck???" Steph exclaims, flabbergasted. She lifts her visor and runs over to where the eldritch, menacing beings were, barely a few seconds before. "Shit! They've offshored! We'll never get 'em now. I should have known Liberation Theology Holy Water wouldn't cut it. Gods dammit!"
She sighs, walks over to the bar, and waves for a drink. "Best quaff 'em while we're still legally free, huh?"