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Separatist Peoples
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Separatist Peoples » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:49 pm

Xanthal wrote:"I heard that's just corn syrup." Riley enjoys a drink from his own glass.

"Tastes like alcoholic cod oil to me. Neville has to start putting these in places unwary bargoers won't steal them..." Bell makes a face, then takes another pull from the neck.

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Separatist Peoples should RESIGN!

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Xanthal
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Founded: Apr 16, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Xanthal » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:54 pm

"Oh, he can afford it. God knows how much of our General Fund 'donations' goes into this place."
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Lord Dominator
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby Lord Dominator » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:35 pm

Xanthal wrote:"Oh, he can afford it. God knows how much of our General Fund 'donations' goes into this place."

"Satan knows none of us ever pay our tabs on time, that's for sure."

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Xanthal
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Xanthal » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:45 pm

"I do..." Riley looks off sideways at nothing in particular.
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Wallenburg
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wallenburg » Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:50 pm

Lord Dominator wrote:
Xanthal wrote:"Oh, he can afford it. God knows how much of our General Fund 'donations' goes into this place."

"Satan knows none of us ever pay our tabs on time, that's for sure."

"How do ya manage not to pay yer tab?" asks a Wallenburgian from the far end of the bar. "Even the friendliest establishment gets tired of patrons that don't pay at the end of the month."
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

King of Snark, Real Piece of Work, Metabolizer of Oxygen, Old Man from The East Pacific, by the Malevolence of Her Infinite Terribleness Catherine Gratwick the Sole and True Claimant to the Bears Armed Vacancy, Protector of the Realm

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Neo-Routhengard
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Founded: Mar 28, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Neo-Routhengard » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:32 pm

"Well that was the first time I heard of that here, and I deeply wonder how is it happening." Another voice, a quite youthful one, brimmed from the other end of the bar. "That's from the perspective of someone who always pay his tabs, so I really wonder."
Michel Nicole Demetrius, 40 (but looks like 15 due to Edel Raid genes), also known as King Michel II Nicole of Neo-Routhengard (regnant for 29 years), also the Neo-Routhengardian delegate to the World Assembly. The only known offspring of an Edel Raid and a human.

Neo-Routhengard is a Class 0.78 civilization, according to this index.

Economic Left/Right: -4.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.05

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Lord Dominator
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby Lord Dominator » Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:39 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Lord Dominator wrote:"Satan knows none of us ever pay our tabs on time, that's for sure."

"How do ya manage not to pay yer tab?" asks a Wallenburgian from the far end of the bar. "Even the friendliest establishment gets tired of patrons that don't pay at the end of the month."

"I said on time. I pay my tab, just not at the correct time. Or maybe there's a booze fund so my government doesn't get me back. One of the two."

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Bears Armed Mission
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Founded: Jul 26, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed Mission » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:14 am

A waiter brings a plate with the food that Hrafe had
Hrrafe Redsmith, who is an ‘Apprentice Voice’ [I.e. a trainee diplomat] * — had entered the room a few minutes earlier, and had been engaged in a quiet but intense-looking conversation at the Bar with the place’s chef Dazza. The latter now throws up his hands in “On your head be it” gesture, and heads back into the kitchen. Hrrafe comes over to speak with Artorrios.

“You know how Dazza boasts of his ‘Australian fusion’cuisine,” he remarks. “Hwell, I’ve just talked him into attempting what one might call an ‘Ursine-Glaswegian fusion’ rrecipe…”

“Oh?”
replies Artorrios, in a doubtful tone. “And hwhat would that be: Not deep-fried porridge, I hope?”

“No, chief,”
Hrrafe answers him. “It’s deep-fried marmalade sandwiches!
over to him. Hrafe looks at the sandwiches on that plate, sniffs them, and takes a bite from one of them.
Then he returns plate and its remaining contents to the bar, with a quite word to one of the bartenders, before coming back over to Artorrios.
"No good, alas," he reports. "Even with string holding the slices of bread firmly together, the cooking-oil leaches out too much of the marmalade."
He wanders out of the room, heading in the general direction of the main debating chamber.
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Xanthal
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Founded: Apr 16, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Xanthal » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:07 pm

"If your government is paying for your drinks, can you see if they're hiring?"
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Separatist Peoples
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Founded: Feb 17, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Separatist Peoples » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:09 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Lord Dominator wrote:"Satan knows none of us ever pay our tabs on time, that's for sure."

"How do ya manage not to pay yer tab?" asks a Wallenburgian from the far end of the bar. "Even the friendliest establishment gets tired of patrons that don't pay at the end of the month."

"Bad checks and stolen money." Bell says, quaffing out of another bottle. This one, thank the heavens, had the decency to be a brownish liquor free of fishy odor.

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Separatist Peoples should RESIGN!

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Greater Cesnica
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Greater Cesnica » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:19 pm

Separatist Peoples wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"How do ya manage not to pay yer tab?" asks a Wallenburgian from the far end of the bar. "Even the friendliest establishment gets tired of patrons that don't pay at the end of the month."

"Bad checks and stolen money." Bell says, quaffing out of another bottle. This one, thank the heavens, had the decency to be a brownish liquor free of fishy odor.

*Slick McCooley eyes Bell, and approaches the ambassador slowly. As an honorary guest member of the club, his nation having been ejected some time earlier, he was rather lonely. He wants to redeem his nation in the eyes of a representative to one of the most influential nations in the WA. He makes his move, and approaches slowly, carrying, rather shrewdly, a glass of Southern Comfort.*
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Xanthal
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Postby Xanthal » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:20 pm

Riley leans in towards Bell. "Don't look now, but I think you're being targeted."
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Greater Cesnica
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Postby Greater Cesnica » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:22 pm

Xanthal wrote:Riley leans in towards Bell. "Don't look now, but I think you're being targeted."

*Slick glances at Riley, an expression of remorse, and slight shame expressed on his visage*

"Just wanted to chat..." he murmurs quietly, his normally shiny and kept hair rough and shaggy, though his visage conveyed sincerity and candor.
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San Lumen wrote:You are ridiculous.
George Orwell wrote:“That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”

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Xanthal
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Postby Xanthal » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:25 pm

"My friend, you need to chill. Everyone around here is going to try to push your buttons; if you let them you're bound for an early grave, either from high blood pressure or suicide. I've seen it happen."
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Greater Cesnica
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Postby Greater Cesnica » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:27 pm

Xanthal wrote:"My friend, you need to chill. Everyone around here is going to try to push your buttons; if you let them you're bound for an early grave, either from high blood pressure or suicide. I've seen it happen."

"I take Zoloft... Self-prescribed," he admits, chuckling slightly. His mood is in a slightly better state. "I have an apology to make to Bell. And, if you were involved in the World Assembly fiascos that my nation created last year... You too." he states, smiling softly.
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San Lumen wrote:You are ridiculous.
George Orwell wrote:“That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”

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Neo-Routhengard
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Founded: Mar 28, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Neo-Routhengard » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:28 pm

Greater Cesnica wrote:*Slick glances at Riley, an expression of remorse, and slight shame expressed on his visage*

"Just wanted to chat..." he murmurs quietly, his normally shiny and kept hair rough and shaggy, though his visage conveyed sincerity and candor.

The youth at the corner of the bar still eyed the group, particularly the person who approached the two, with concern, while he was eating some small sandwiches and drinking a cup of the "suspect tea".
Michel Nicole Demetrius, 40 (but looks like 15 due to Edel Raid genes), also known as King Michel II Nicole of Neo-Routhengard (regnant for 29 years), also the Neo-Routhengardian delegate to the World Assembly. The only known offspring of an Edel Raid and a human.

Neo-Routhengard is a Class 0.78 civilization, according to this index.

Economic Left/Right: -4.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.05

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Xanthal
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Founded: Apr 16, 2005
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Postby Xanthal » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:37 pm

"Don't worry about me, me and the WA were on a break for a while there. You know, even when you love something sometimes you have to spend some time apart. Or your government recalls your delegation. Either way, no apology necessary here. Don't let me stop you from prostrating yourself before Mr. Bell though. Who by the way is still full of crap on that 'direct democracy' thing," he says, shifting his eyes to the man from Separatist Peoples with a goading expression.
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Greater Cesnica
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Postby Greater Cesnica » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:41 pm

Xanthal wrote:"Don't worry about me, me and the WA were on a break for a while there. You know, even when you love something sometimes you have to spend some time apart. Or your government recalls your delegation. Either way, no apology necessary here. Don't let me stop you from prostrating yourself before Mr. Bell though. Who by the way is still full of crap on that 'direct democracy' thing," he says, shifting his eyes to the man from Separatist Peoples with a goading expression.

"Ah, the brashness. I do prefer to speak in a reserved manner. You seem interesting anyway, as a friend and person." Slick says and extends his hand to Riley.
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San Lumen wrote:You are ridiculous.
George Orwell wrote:“That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”

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Wallenburg
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Founded: Jan 30, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Wallenburg » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:45 pm

Xanthal wrote:Who by the way is still full of crap on that 'direct democracy' thing," he says, shifting his eyes to the man from Separatist Peoples with a goading expression.

"Hey, what do you have against direct democracy?" asks the Wallenburgian, taking his attention away from Ambassador Dee.
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

King of Snark, Real Piece of Work, Metabolizer of Oxygen, Old Man from The East Pacific, by the Malevolence of Her Infinite Terribleness Catherine Gratwick the Sole and True Claimant to the Bears Armed Vacancy, Protector of the Realm

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Greater Cesnica
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Postby Greater Cesnica » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:50 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Xanthal wrote:Who by the way is still full of crap on that 'direct democracy' thing," he says, shifting his eyes to the man from Separatist Peoples with a goading expression.

"Hey, what do you have against direct democracy?" asks the Wallenburgian, taking his attention away from Ambassador Dee.

McCooley now watches on as the two ambassadors prepare to exchange rhetoric. In the meanwhile. he waits for Ambassador Bell to respond to Riley and him.
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San Lumen wrote:You are ridiculous.
George Orwell wrote:“That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”

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Xanthal
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Founded: Apr 16, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Xanthal » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:51 pm

"Should have brought my buzzer." Riley shakes the hand loosely. "Think of me like an interpreter: I take all the mutually exclusive opinions being shouted by the States and the Triumvirate, translate it into something coherent enough to constitute a position on the issues, then unplug my phone and go to bed. So far I've been fired twice, but the truth is nobody else can do what I do. Or at least everyone else is smart enough to run away screaming when they're asked."

Riley swivels to find the source of the voice that is the Wallenburgian ambassador. "I could probably make a list, but at the moment I'm against giving it a bad name by attaching the label to the WA."
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Greater Cesnica
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Postby Greater Cesnica » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:54 pm

Xanthal wrote:"Should have brought my buzzer." Riley shakes the hand loosely. "Think of me like an interpreter: I take all the mutually exclusive opinions being shouted by the States and the Triumvirate, translate it into something coherent enough to constitute a position on the issues, then unplug my phone and go to bed. So far I've been fired twice, but the truth is nobody else can do what I do. Or at least everyone else is smart enough to run away screaming when they're asked."

Riley swivels to find the source of the voice that is the Wallenburgian ambassador. "I could probably make a list, but at the moment I'm against giving it a bad name by attaching the label to the WA."

McCooley decides by this point that he wants to talk to Riley more. "Say... Bell seems to be in a bit of a trance right now. Wanna talk by the balcony? I just need someone to talk to. Here, I'll leave him a note." with that, Bell reaches into his pocket for a notepad and pen, and rips out a sticky note. He simply writes in his distinct scrawl 'meet at balcony', and tacks it to the table in front of Bell.
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San Lumen wrote:You are ridiculous.
George Orwell wrote:“That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”

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Xanthal
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Founded: Apr 16, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Xanthal » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:55 pm

"Hold on a minute, let's see if that gentleman over there wants to beat me up first."
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Greater Cesnica
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Postby Greater Cesnica » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:56 pm

Xanthal wrote:"Hold on a minute, let's see if that gentleman over there wants to beat me up first."

Amused, Slick turns around, his face full of energy now.
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San Lumen wrote:You are ridiculous.
George Orwell wrote:“That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”

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Neo-Routhengard
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Founded: Mar 28, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Neo-Routhengard » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:01 pm

The youth at the corner of the bar froze in silence as he stared at the group, believing that he was the one being referred to by the ambassador from Xanthal. Not because he would be beaten up by the latter, but he feared that he might kill him.
Michel Nicole Demetrius, 40 (but looks like 15 due to Edel Raid genes), also known as King Michel II Nicole of Neo-Routhengard (regnant for 29 years), also the Neo-Routhengardian delegate to the World Assembly. The only known offspring of an Edel Raid and a human.

Neo-Routhengard is a Class 0.78 civilization, according to this index.

Economic Left/Right: -4.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.05

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