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Tinfect
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Postby Tinfect » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:27 am

WA Kitty Kops wrote:"Hello!" it said brightly. "I's the Junior Inshpekshuuner of the WA Kitty Kops. I heard you's got a leafsnake here, and I just had to come look at it. The Chief Inshpekshuuner said they's much nicer than the usual snakes in the ventatilotion tubes, not hissy at all."
The leafsnake in question fluffed up its scales a bit, but then lifted its front part up, and touched noses with the half-grown cat in a cat-like greeting.
"I's heard they change colour and everything," the cat continued in a happy chatty tone of voice. "I wonder how difficult it'd be to see one inna forest or something. I think they'd be great toys - I mean, if they wasn't friends, I'd never wanna hurt a friend. But if there was a colour-changing toy that looks a bit like leaves, it'd be a lot of fun trying to find it! Especially as it only smells like plants do, so couldn't find with smell either..."
Then the feline went on about hunting toys and hunting "tasty squeaky things", apparently intent on talking until his company went selectively deaf or tried to throw him out of a window.


With the Cat's landing, Markhov was startled out of his newsreading, he hesitated to ensure that the cat was in fact talking, and, moved to pick up the cat and return it to the ground mid-sentence, until he noticed the Note it had been carrying. Quickly transitioning from attempting to pick up the cat, to opening the note while the Cat transitioned to talking about hunting various camouflaged creatures.

He payed little attention to the yammering feline while reading, glancing at it only to ensure that it had not begun attacking the Leafsnake. He had some reservations about removing the various devices he carried with him, not the least of which was the amount of time that would inevitably be spent returning them all to position. In order to properly do as the Hivemind asked, however, he would be required to disable a number of implanted systems, mostly conveniences and networking systems that could be done without for a brief period; the issue arose in that he would also need to disable his positioning and spatial awareness enhancement systems, both of which had long-since eroded his sense of direction. It could be easily passed-off as a side-effect of his negligence of maintenance, but presented a particular difficulty in navigating the labyrinthine halls of the World Assembly.

However, his mind was made, he reached back out to the cat, taking a brief moment to awkwardly pet the creature as it continued to ramble on about it's potential dinner. With his intent hopefully clear, he placed both the Tablet he had been communicating with the Hivemind on, and the Note into one of the many pockets on the interior of his coat, and made his way back to the Imperial Offices.

The, for once, actually gold orbital that was the Imperial Emblem stood out quite nicely on the dark wood of the Door. Markhov, however, had neither interest or time in admiring it, having done so quite enough during his tenure here. His return went largely unnoticed by the Staff of the office, who were quite absorbed in their examining of Draft Copies and Imperial Laws. Ducking under the diagonal support beam that bisected the Office, he turned to his own partition, almost sitting down at the desk out of a mental-autopilot. Remembering his mission, however, he simply elected to hang his coat on the Chair, and spend the few moments required for the uncomfortable task of disabling internal subsystems.

With that task complete, he exited the office, as quickly and unnoticed as he had entered. He then proceeded to walk in circles until his path was corrected by various signs that eventually lead him to his destination.
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Postby Kitzerland » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:35 pm

Whiskers, frankly terrified by the commotion that had arisen over the small plant, backs out of the bar slowly, before peering around the corner of the doorway so he can watch the proceedings.
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The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists
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Postby The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:18 am

Senka strolls into the bar cheerful and rosy cheeked as ever. "Pour me the mix of Kvass and Vodka! I'll buy for everyone!" Senka takes a seat and turns toward the crowd. "Finally our stick in the mud leader is spending on military! Finally the first paycheck in 6 months!


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DID THAT CAT JUST TALK!?"
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Whovian Tardisia
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Postby Whovian Tardisia » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:18 am

In the second Pink saw the bat's jaws begin to open, he knew what was coming. This came not from premonition, but from knowledge of bats. He quickly pulled out his sonic, and discharged a frequency that he hoped might counter the bat's somewhat. He had not, however, anticipated the volume, and thus his ears only fared slightly better than anyone else's.
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The Atlae Isles
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Postby The Atlae Isles » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:44 am

The sound pierced through Williamsen's ears, and he toppled out of his chair.

He had been sleeping on the counter, and just fell to the ground. He begrudgingly stood and walked out.
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Postby Giant Bats » Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:08 pm

Skylus wrote:
"Oh, you're gonna scream at me now? What's that gonna do?"
No sooner had the last syllable left Lauren's mouth that she heard something.
It sounded like...
An answering call.
Several calls. Coming closer.
She slowly turned towards the bat creature, now realizing her error. The Witch put away her wand and slowly raised her hands in the universal "I mean you no harm" gesture.
"I didn't know! I thought you were going to eat him! Okay?"
Meanwhile, the sound of the high-pitched cries outside was growing closer and closer...
....What have I done?!

To say that Ikiti was not thinking, only reacting, would have been wrong. She just wasn't thinking in the way a sapient creature would. She wasn't thinking like a humanoid or a potential prey species would. She wasn't thinking like a diplomat capable of understanding completely alien concepts and body language.

She was thinking like the carnivorous predator she was.

The Tikrr didn't really have a "fight or flight" response in their instinctive repertoire. Theirs was all about "fight" and summoning others from their Roost to help in the fight. The chain of actions in the response to being attacked was fairly straightforward. Get higher than your opponent. Check, even if it was only by the height of the bar counter. Launch the sonic attack in frequencies audible to your target. Check, though it hadn't had much effect. Engage in melee combat claws first. About to be checked.

However, this mental checklist was interrupted by the arrival of the others from her Roost. Her roostmate was the first in through the open window; he barely stopped for long enough to close his wings to fit through the opening, and then glided across the room to drop down in front of the offending human, facing Ikiti. He was only about two thirds of her size.

"Stay behind me," he said to the alien and then lifted his wings almost straight up, turning the wing-fingers so that the wing membranes formed a partially flat surface towards Ikiti. He also crouched down, baring the back of his neck to Ikiti, and started making a high-pitched rhytmical sound that human-type hearing might have picked up as "ek-ek-ek".

Such actions clearly derailed Ikiti's mental checklist for attacking, and she hopped off of the bar counter, walking towards the other Tikrr on all fours. He furled his wings slightly as she approached, but stayed crouched down and continued to make the noises. Ikiti stopped before him and then "looked" past him at Lauren, who was now within reach of the claws of her hands. Instinctive reactions to familiar body language won, however, and she crouched down to nudge his cheek with the tip of her snout. He stood up and the two rubbed noses.

Meanwhile the third Tikrr, another female the same size as Ikiti but with lighter brown bodyfur, had arrived, and had opted to remain seated at the bottom frame of the window. Once the male had managed to calm Ikiti down, she reached up to her cybernetic headgear and disabled her universal translator.

Most of Tikrr language is spoken at frequencies not audible to human-type hearing, apart from some clicking noises, so most of the assembled people present would've been hard-pressed to hear anything that was said, but whatever it was, it obviously served to calm the situation further.

Once she had said her piece, the lighter coloured female left, and Ikiti followed her, apparently not noticing how her roostmate moved slightly to stay between her and Lauren as she walked past. When both females had left, the male turned to face the human and said: "Please do not do whatever you did again. We are not yet as civilized as you are, and can end up not reacting as sapient beings in surprising situations. If necessary, use the gestures I did, it will interrupt the hostile response chain."

Then he, too, followed the others out through the window. The whole event was over in only five minutes or so.
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Postby Skylus » Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:40 pm

OOC-....Wow...Just...wow....I'm going to be acting as if Lauren can understand the Tikrr language, being that she's an Animagus, and that she can understand any animal, regardless of age, sex, or species. huge post, so I will break it up into sections in one larger post.

Giant Bats wrote:To say that Ikiti was not thinking, only reacting, would have been wrong. She just wasn't thinking in the way a sapient creature would. She wasn't thinking like a humanoid or a potential prey species would. She wasn't thinking like a diplomat capable of understanding completely alien concepts and body language.

She was thinking like the carnivorous predator she was.

The Tikrr didn't really have a "fight or flight" response in their instinctive repertoire. Theirs was all about "fight" and summoning others from their Roost to help in the fight. The chain of actions in the response to being attacked was fairly straightforward. Get higher than your opponent. Check, even if it was only by the height of the bar counter. Launch the sonic attack in frequencies audible to your target. Check, though it hadn't had much effect. Engage in melee combat claws first. About to be checked.


Only then did Lauren know just how much trouble she was in. Her mind was racing as she stared mutely up at the creature. Bad idea on your part, now you're gonna die. I don't know if those weapon...things..will work on her..I have a feeling that that the screech she made was supposed to be a lot louder than it was...

Giant Bats wrote:
However, this mental checklist was interrupted by the arrival of the others from her Roost. Her roostmate was the first in through the open window; he barely stopped for long enough to close his wings to fit through the opening, and then glided across the room to drop down in front of the offending human, facing Ikiti. He was only about two thirds of her size.

"Stay behind me," he said to the alien and then lifted his wings almost straight up, turning the wing-fingers so that the wing membranes formed a partially flat surface towards Ikiti. He also crouched down, baring the back of his neck to Ikiti, and started making a high-pitched rhytmical sound that human-type hearing might have picked up as "ek-ek-ek".

Such actions clearly derailed Ikiti's mental checklist for attacking, and she hopped off of the bar counter, walking towards the other Tikrr on all fours. He furled his wings slightly as she approached, but stayed crouched down and continued to make the noises. Ikiti stopped before him and then "looked" past him at Lauren, who was now within reach of the claws of her hands. Instinctive reactions to familiar body language won, however, and she crouched down to nudge his cheek with the tip of her snout. He stood up and the two rubbed noses.


Lauren could only stare at the proceeding actions.
What...? Are they mates? They could be...maybe... Then Lauren noticed that Ikitit was "looking" at her, regardless of actual eyes. How does she know...right...echolocation, right? That thought struck her as funny. Here I am, possibly about to die, and I think that her using echolocation on me is funny. What is wrong with me.

Giant Bats wrote:
Meanwhile the third Tikrr, another female the same size as Ikiti but with lighter brown bodyfur, had arrived, and had opted to remain seated at the bottom frame of the window. Once the male had managed to calm Ikiti down, she reached up to her cybernetic headgear and disabled her universal translator.

Most of Tikrr language is spoken at frequencies not audible to human-type hearing, apart from some clicking noises, so most of the assembled people present would've been hard-pressed to hear anything that was said, but whatever it was, it obviously served to calm the situation further.

Once she had said her piece, the lighter coloured female left, and Ikiti followed her, apparently not noticing how her roostmate moved slightly to stay between her and Lauren as she walked past. When both females had left, the male turned to face the human and said: "Please do not do whatever you did again. We are not yet as civilized as you are, and can end up not reacting as sapient beings in surprising situations. If necessary, use the gestures I did, it will interrupt the hostile response chain."


I'm sorry. I didn't know what she was going to do, I simply overacted, not knowing how you act." Lauren quietly Thought-Spoke to the beast in front of her. I'll keep those gestures in mind." Before she could say anything else, the beast turned from her.

Giant Bats wrote:
Then he, too, followed the others out through the window. The whole event was over in only five minutes or so.


Lauren was left standing in the middle of the room, visibly shaken. "...Note to self...don't piss off giant bats..."
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Postby Kitzerland » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:09 pm

Whiskers peers in nervously, sweeping the room for the dismembered corpse of Lauren, which he expects to see at any time. Finding Lauren intact, however, he enters quietly and takes a seat near her, giving the cactus a wide berth. He leans over and asks her quietly, "What the hell just happened? Are you okay?"
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Postby Araraukar » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:17 pm

OOC: When the Tikrr speak so that the dialogue is written out, it is via the translator devices they carry. Hence everyone at the Bar should've understood what the male said. The other female disabled hers before she spoke, hence no dialogue written out for her. :)
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Postby Skylus » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:12 pm

Araraukar wrote:OOC: When the Tikrr speak so that the dialogue is written out, it is via the translator devices they carry. Hence everyone at the Bar should've understood what the male said. The other female disabled hers before she spoke, hence no dialogue written out for her. :)


OC- Ohhhh, okay.

Kitzerland wrote:Whiskers peers in nervously, sweeping the room for the dismembered corpse of Lauren, which he expects to see at any time. Finding Lauren intact, however, he enters quietly and takes a seat near her, giving the cactus a wide berth. He leans over and asks her quietly, "What the hell just happened? Are you okay?"


In answer, Lauren reached over, hugged Whiskers, then withdrew to the other side of the booth.
"Yeah, it's just that I thought I was gonna get hurt or something...Thank the four founders those nullifiers work, huh?"
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The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists
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Postby The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:37 am

Skylus wrote:In answer, Lauren reached over, hugged Whiskers, then withdrew to the other side of the booth.
"Yeah, it's just that I thought I was gonna get hurt or something...Thank the four founders those nullifiers work, huh?"


Senka leans over and hands a half drank vodka bottle to Lauren
"Eyyy! Let's have a drink to not dying!"
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Postby Whovian Tardisia » Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:57 pm

Skylus wrote:In answer, Lauren reached over, hugged Whiskers, then withdrew to the other side of the booth.
"Yeah, it's just that I thought I was gonna get hurt or something...Thank the four founders those nullifiers work, huh?"


"Very handy devices indeed." Pink responded. "I've always wondered where the World Assembly managed to procure such things." He thoughtfully sipped his ale, before adding: "I'd love to have software like that in this thing." He twirls his sonic device between his fingers as he ponders this. "Would certainly help us out of a fair few scrapes..."
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Postby Cogoria » Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:38 am

Baryshnikov stumbles into the bar "GNOMES!!!!! WE NEED GNOMES AND FINGERS AND MOTHERS!!!!" Moving diagonally towards a wall he unpockets a red marker and scrawls across the surface GNOMES
From his other pocket he produces a stack of leaflets with incompressible scribbles across them and flings them about before blindly storming out again. In his wake a quiet man follows, cleaning up the mess as he goes "So sorry about that. He's just very..... Enthusiastic about his latest idea, we'll have something more concrete in the coming days.I hope"
And with the papers restacked and the wall cleaned off, the quiet man follows his nations representative back out of the bar.

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Postby Araraukar » Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:47 am

"Perhaps there should be a sobriety test to enter the Bar," Janis said to Ogenbond as she found her way back to her seat, with the carnivorous showdown having sorted itself out.
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Postby Wallenburg » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:37 am

Araraukar wrote:"Perhaps there should be a sobriety test to enter the Bar," Janis said to Ogenbond as she found her way back to her seat, with the carnivorous showdown having sorted itself out.

"Oh?" asked Ogenbond, casting a very drunk look over at Janis. He stares at her for a while, then looks at a mirror next to her, in which he can see an unfamiliar man scrawling something on the wall in a dark red. He watches the mirror, and his eyes widen as he realizes that the reflection reads "MURDER".

"Oh dear, oh dear. Janis, I think I'm going to go out to the garden." He stands up unevenly, but falls over on himself as he tries to step forward.
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Postby Araraukar » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:39 am

Wallenburg wrote:"Oh dear, oh dear. Janis, I think I'm going to go out to the garden." He stands up unevenly, but falls over on himself as he tries to step forward.

"Okay, own up, who slipped him normal strength booze?" Janis said, glaring around at the usual suspects. "You know their biology can't handle it."
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Postby Wallenburg » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:48 am

Araraukar wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"Oh dear, oh dear. Janis, I think I'm going to go out to the garden." He stands up unevenly, but falls over on himself as he tries to step forward.

"Okay, own up, who slipped him normal strength booze?" Janis said, glaring around at the usual suspects. "You know their biology can't handle it."

"Don't you coddle me, Leveret! I'm just a little snoozy. Mmm, why is the floor so cold?"
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Postby Araraukar » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:53 am

Wallenburg wrote:"Don't you coddle me, Leveret! I'm just a little snoozy. Mmm, why is the floor so cold?"

"Fine, no coddling then," Janis said and ordered a pint of ice water. When it arrived, she promptly dumped it on the Wallenburgian, ice cubes and all.
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Postby Wallenburg » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:58 am

Araraukar wrote:"Fine, no coddling then," Janis said and ordered a pint of ice water. When it arrived, she promptly dumped it on the Wallenburgian, ice cubes and all.

"Brwaaaaaahh!!!!" screams, scrambling away and slipping over ice cubes. "Sweet Daniel, oh-oh-oh." He gets to his feet, shivers tremoring over his skin. He casts an angry look at Janis before slowly making his way to the bar counter. "Neville, I'll have twice whatever she just ordered." Soon, he takes two pitchers of cold water into his hands and turns to face Janis. "Come over here so I can pour this over you!"
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Postby Araraukar » Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:30 am

Wallenburg wrote:"Come over here so I can pour this over you!"

"Would you prefer me to take my top off too?" Janis asked, showing her teeth in an expression that wasn't quite a smile. "Oh, wait, are female breasts part of your species' pervy bits? I forget."

OOC: The above is all Janis, I personally quite like Ogenbond, even if I get his name wrong intentionally occasionally. Janis however has pranked him before, though I think she likes him too. It's just that her liking people does not always mean she wouldn't torment them intentionally... so rather like me, actually. :lol:
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Postby Whovian Tardisia » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:03 pm

Pink doesn't believe the events he just heard of will transpire, but he averts his eyes as a precaution.

I'd tread lightly with the content here, if I was you. #notamod
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Postby Wallenburg » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:46 pm

Araraukar wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"Come over here so I can pour this over you!"

"Would you prefer me to take my top off too?" Janis asked, showing her teeth in an expression that wasn't quite a smile. "Oh, wait, are female breasts part of your species' pervy bits? I forget."

Ogenbond's expression softens for a moment into one of plain confusion. "What...what do breasts have to do with water? Okay, look here, I'll do it myself."

He steps forward clumsily and attempts to throw the water at Janis. One of the pitchers falls out of his hands and clatters on the floor, ice water spilling all over the floor. With his stronger arm, however, he manages to send a generous wall of water in Ambassador Leveret's direction.
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Postby Tinhampton » Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:06 pm

Alexander Smith, Tinhamptonian Delegate-Ambassador to the World Assembly: I don't think I'm exactly willing to get myself drenched, and I don't think Janis wants it, either. Jamie, are you up for it?
Jamie Williamson, Assistant to the Delegate-Ambassador: No! I'd much rather keep dry, and I already have a few notes in here.
Alexander Smith, Tinhamptonian Delegate-Ambassador to the World Assembly: You can take my notes here. Now, please get out of the way...
...a short while later...
D-A Smith: OH, GOD! It's too fucking cold in here! I have to go!
Assistant Williamson: Well, at least you saved Jani--Where are you going? (mumbles) I can only suspect he's in the WC...

END RESULT: Delegate-Ambassador Smith now finds himself drenched in ice water. Whilst he heads off to Wadston's Clothes Store and tries to get a new set of clothes, Jamie Williamson will act as Interim Delegate-Ambassador through the night.
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Postby Skylus » Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:37 pm

Shocked and somewhat embarrassed by Janis's comment and actions, Lauren only managed to avoid being drenched in water by a very swift flick of her wand, which created a two second deflective shield, which sent the water in a different direction.
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Postby Tinhampton » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:12 pm

Skylus wrote:
Shocked and somewhat embarrassed by Janis's comment and actions, Lauren only managed to avoid being drenched in water by a very swift flick of her wand, which created a two second deflective shield, which sent the water in a different direction.
"....What is wrong with you?!"

As you might have been aware from very recent events, Delegate-Ambassador Smith volunteered himself to get in the way of Janis being utterly drenched. Officially, he has left the Bar for the night due to his soaking, and Assistant Williamson has taken over. Expect Smith to return in the morning (OOC: when I wake up).
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Authorships & co-authorships: SC#250, SC#251, Issue #1115, SC#267, GA#484, GA#491, GA#533, GA#540, GA#549, SC#356, GA#559, GA#562, GA#567, GA#578, SC#374, GA#582, SC#375, GA#589, GA#590, SC#382, SC#385*, GA#597, GA#607, SC#415, GA#647, GA#656, GA#664, GA#671, GA#674, GA#675, GA#677, GA#680, Issue #1580, GA#682, GA#683, GA#684, GA#692, GA#693, GA#715
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