[Discarded] Irritable Bowel Syndrome Act.

by **Normlpeople** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:36 am

REALIZING the Symptoms include abdominal pain, bloating, diarrhea, and constipation.

"Eating as the los loco's tacos in Crescent Cove will induce similar symptoms, and its hardly worthy of WA legislation" Clover said "However, the leftovers would be an ideal specimen for a WASP study."

by **Elke and Elba** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:38 am

Wrapper wrote:
Elke and Elba wrote:
Ah, and this is what happens when the Ambassador is too busy dealing with work back at the capital. And the deputy gone skiving. Psshhh.

Thank you for correcting us. How are the Wads doing lately?

Well considering we just sold all our spaceships to a non-WA nation just so we can shuttle from here to there, and that the WSA is threatening to shut down Stargate travel... just swell! You?

Ambassador Norrland has been sent back to deal with a great influx of foreign customers intending to use the Elkean dominions as places to register their spacecraft for flags of convenience! Money is rolling in like there's no tomorrow!

Certainly this means that she aint around here that often. But who cares - there's always a business opportunity fot every crazy proposal that comes up along here for us to take! Like IBS pills!

by **Bitely** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:08 am

This thread isn't about the WSA. I'm DEMANDING you stay on topic or the mods will be notified.

by **Central Asian Republics** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:10 am

Bitely wrote:This thread isn't about the WSA. I'm DEMANDING you stay on topic or the mods will be notified.

Nice, using mods as weapons. Isn't that against the rules?

by **Luna Amore** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:19 am

Bitely wrote:This thread isn't about the WSA. I'm DEMANDING you stay on topic or the mods will be notified.

Let's not start using mods as a weapon. If you see something needing mod action, report it in Moderation.

by **Caracasus** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:06 am

Bitely wrote:This thread isn't about the WSA. I'm DEMANDING you stay on topic or the mods will be notified.

Again, please do stay on topic. Why is this an international issue? IBS is very rarely life threatening, and can be adequately treated (or not) within individual nation states. Why does the WA need to legislate on this?

by **Imperium Anglorum** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:15 am

Caracasus wrote:
Bitely wrote:This thread isn't about the WSA. I'm DEMANDING you stay on topic or the mods will be notified.

Again, please do stay on topic. Why is this an international issue? IBS is very rarely life threatening, and can be adequately treated (or not) within individual nation states. Why does the WA need to legislate on this?

Irrelephant. He can't propose an IBS bill anyway.

by **Kaboomlandia** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:22 pm

OOC: Bitely's been punted from the WA, we're done here.

by **Separatist Peoples** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:23 pm

Kaboomlandia wrote:OOC: Bitely's been punted from the WA, we're done here.

OOC: he has a WA mission. It's not over.

by **Separatist Peoples** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:54 am

"Can we assume this is dead and the author has tucked tail and fled in rightfully earned shame? Because, if so, it's happy hour for me, and I could use a drink."

by **Bitely** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:45 pm

Sadly Dismayed that certain members of the GENSEC are claiming that this is a joke proposal. IBS is no laughing matter folks.

by **Kaboomlandia** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:49 pm

Bitely wrote:Sadly Dismayed that certain members of the GENSEC are claiming that this is a joke proposal. IBS is no laughing matter folks.

Miller takes one look at the proposal draft on his desk, reaches into the drawer, and pulls out a lighter. "Not this shit again."

by **Separatist Peoples** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:55 pm

Bitely wrote:Sadly Dismayed that certain members of the GENSEC are claiming that this is a joke proposal. IBS is no laughing matter folks.

OOC: Considering your propensity to use IBS as a reoccuring joke, both with your ambassador and in other situations, that's simply not believable. It looks more like an attempt to irritate and harass.

by **Willania Imperium** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:56 pm

Augustus looks at the paper he is handed, reads it through, then throws it in the toilet and flushes it.

"This is where it belongs. A proposal of shit, by shit, and for shit."

by **Sciongrad** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:20 pm

Where is the challenge?

by **Separatist Peoples** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:21 pm

Bitely, please follow the procedure for Legality Challenges, found in the sticky at the top of the forum.

by **Imperium Anglorum** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:23 pm

This seems to be a draft, not a challenge.

by **Excidium Planetis** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:20 pm

OOC
The only thing more disturbing about this Legality Challenge being a draft thread is the fact that I somehow missed this thread the first time around and was therefore not notified of it being revived.

by **Araraukar** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:27 pm

OOC: So... no real draft and no legality challenge, just someone who didn't take their time away from here to learn their lessons, repeating the same mistakes over again?

by **Wallenburg** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:39 pm

Helen Trevanyika kicks open the doors to the debate hall, carrying what suspiciously appears to be Janis's flamethrower with crossed swords spraypainted across the side. She wears no goggles, revealing crazed eyes. She smiles as she points the weapon at the Bitelean.

"I sense something, a presence I haven't felt since..."

by **Separatist Peoples** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:40 pm

Wallenburg wrote:Helen Trevanyika kicks open the doors to the debate hall, carrying what suspiciously appears to be Janis's flamethrower with crossed swords spraypainted across the side. She wears no goggles, revealing crazed eyes. She smiles as she points the weapon at the Bitelean.

"I sense something, a presence I haven't felt since..."

OOC: Day = Made

by **The Two Jerseys** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:45 pm

Araraukar wrote:OOC: So... no real draft and no legality challenge, just someone who didn't take their time away from here to learn their lessons, repeating the same mistakes over again?

Oh dear God...somebody please tell me that Bitely and Keshiland aren't the same person!

by **Tinfect Diplomatic Enclave** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:53 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Araraukar wrote:OOC: So... no real draft and no legality challenge, just someone who didn't take their time away from here to learn their lessons, repeating the same mistakes over again?

Oh dear God...somebody please tell me that Bitely and Keshiland aren't the same person!

OOC:
Given their mutual abject refusal to make reasonable drafts or actually figure out the Rules, I wouldn't be surprised at this point.

by **Araraukar** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:51 pm

Tinfect Diplomatic Enclave wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Oh dear God...somebody please tell me that Bitely and Keshiland aren't the same person!

OOC: Given their mutual abject refusal to make reasonable drafts or actually figure out the Rules, I wouldn't be surprised at this point.

OOC: Much as I loathe to say anything good about either of those accounts, on average Biteley has better spelling and sentence structure.

by **Excidium Planetis** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:56 pm

Araraukar wrote:OOC: Much as I loathe to say anything good about either of those accounts, on average Biteley has better spelling and sentence structure.

Who wore it better: Keshiland or Bitely? Vote now!!

[Discarded] Irritable Bowel Syndrome Act.

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