[DRAFT] Freedom to Keep and Bear Arms Act

[West Angola]

"The issue with your definitions is that they espouse an MT view of firearms, not taking into account PMT and FT views, which make use of energy weapons, railguns, and the like."

[New Molsona]

"The issue with your definitions is that they espouse an MT view of firearms, not taking into account PMT and FT views, which make use of energy weapons, railguns, and the like."

As Molsona is an MT nation, we don't know anything about FT or PMT weapons.

[Artstotszka]

"I highly doubt there is even anything we can do. If the Molsonian Ambassador is willing to embarrass his country with a second failed resolution, then that is his prerogative." stood Representative Hilda Thorstein, straightening her skirt before walking towards the door. "I will be at the bar."

Ambassador Tislev motioned towards Ms. Thorstein. "I would like a drink too, my life is just appalling right now."

Ambassador Bazhenov follows the ambassadors out of the meeting, mumbling something about "a waste of time"

[Meritocratic States]

"The issue with your definitions is that they espouse an MT view of firearms, not taking into account PMT and FT views, which make use of energy weapons, railguns, and the like."

"As it happened, the Meritocratic States is beginning to phase out ammunition in favour of ammunition blocks where the weapon simply shaves a grain-sized ammunition before being fired by a kinetic accelerator." Representative Thorstein, pointed out before leaving.

[The Republic of Mattlandia]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS TRAIN WRECK OF A THREAD

OOC: What is?

IC:

Myrtis takes the needle out of the wall and jams it into the New Molsonan Ambassador's shoulder, somewhat lightly.

"Never mind." she says. "Catholics are really my taste, they can't do much."

She walks away and drinks again, and says "However, the stripping ambassador may be."

BOW CHICKA WOW WOW

[West Angola]

As Molsona is an MT nation, we don't know anything about FT or PMT weapons.

"Well then, Ambassador, that is your problem. We suggest you familiarize yourself with their cultures and technology so as to improve your proposal writing skills."

[Separatist Peoples]

"The issue with your definitions is that they espouse an MT view of firearms, not taking into account PMT and FT views, which make use of energy weapons, railguns, and the like."

As Molsona is an MT nation, we don't know anything about FT or PMT weapons.

The WAHQ lies at an inter-dimensional flux point. We have to take into account those nations of differing technological advancement.

OOC: IC ignorance isn't an excuse to ignore a potential flaw in a resolution. Resolutions have to at least try to cover time periods equally, no matter how much it may be geared to MT or PMT.

[New Molsona]

As Molsona is an MT nation, we don't know anything about FT or PMT weapons.

The WAHQ lies at an inter-dimensional flux point. We have to take into account those nations of differing technological advancement.

OOC: IC ignorance isn't an excuse to ignore a potential flaw in a resolution. Resolutions have to at least try to cover time periods equally, no matter how much it may be geared to MT or PMT.

Any suggestions on how I can fix this

[Athenoi]

"The issue with your definitions is that they espouse an MT view of firearms, not taking into account PMT and FT views, which make use of energy weapons, railguns, and the like."

As Molsona is an MT nation, we don't know anything about FT or PMT weapons.

"It is advised that you do so. My benefactors have antimatter bombs, and will use them." Myrtis said in a serious tone. "Also, ambassador of the Sepratist Peoples, are you free this weekend?"

[Separatist Peoples]

The WAHQ lies at an inter-dimensional flux point. We have to take into account those nations of differing technological advancement.

OOC: IC ignorance isn't an excuse to ignore a potential flaw in a resolution. Resolutions have to at least try to cover time periods equally, no matter how much it may be geared to MT or PMT.

Any suggestions on how I can fix this

Include a definition of firearms or arms in general that covers all those bases. Or expand the resolution to include them and treat them differently. You have several options, ambassador. *twerks again*

[Artstotszka]

OOC: What is?

IC:

Myrtis takes the needle out of the wall and jams it into the New Molsonan Ambassador's shoulder, somewhat lightly.

"Never mind." she says. "Catholics are really my taste, they can't do much."

She walks away and drinks again, and says "However, the stripping ambassador may be."

Ambassador Bazhenov looks up from her beer, winks to the Ambassador and says "that can be arranged..."

[The Republic of Mattlandia]

OOC: What is?

IC:

Myrtis takes the needle out of the wall and jams it into the New Molsonan Ambassador's shoulder, somewhat lightly.

"Never mind." she says. "Catholics are really my taste, they can't do much."

She walks away and drinks again, and says "However, the stripping ambassador may be."

Ambassador Bazhenov looks up from her beer, winks to the Ambassador and says "that can be arranged..."

Ah, so aren't you the matchmaker? Ambassador Page says.

[New Molsona]

As Molsona is an MT nation, we don't know anything about FT or PMT weapons.

"It is advised that you do so. My benefactors have antimatter bombs, and will use them." Myrtis said in a serious tone. "Also, ambassador of the Sepratist Peoples, are you free this weekend?"

Molsona total military: 4,608,000
Athenoi total military: 1,947,600

Stats according to NS tracker.

Any further threat of war or physical attacks on government officials will be met with force.

"Now would someone get me a lager, this is going to be a long night."

[Athenoi]

OOC: What is?

IC:

Myrtis takes the needle out of the wall and jams it into the New Molsonan Ambassador's shoulder, somewhat lightly.

"Never mind." she says. "Catholics are really my taste, they can't do much."

She walks away and drinks again, and says "However, the stripping ambassador may be."

Ambassador Bazhenov looks up from her beer, winks to the Ambassador and says "that can be arranged..."

"Maybe." Myrtis says "If anything, you could teach the Molsonan some lessons."

[The Republic of Mattlandia]

"It is advised that you do so. My benefactors have antimatter bombs, and will use them." Myrtis said in a serious tone. "Also, ambassador of the Sepratist Peoples, are you free this weekend?"

Molsona total military: 4,608,000
Athenoi total military: 1,947,600

Stats according to NS tracker.

Any further threat of war or physical attacks on government officials will be met with force.

Ambassador slaps Molsona's Ambassador repeatedly with a shit-eating grin on his face.

[Meritocratic States]

"It is advised that you do so. My benefactors have antimatter bombs, and will use them." Myrtis said in a serious tone. "Also, ambassador of the Sepratist Peoples, are you free this weekend?"

Molsona total military: 4,608,000
Athenoi total military: 1,947,600

Stats according to NS tracker.

Any further threat of war or physical attacks on government officials will be met with force.

"Now would someone get me a lager, this is going to be a long night.

OOC:
Note that certain nations do NOT acknowledge NS tracker in the name of creative freedom. Not to mention that Athenoi is the delegate for the The Roman Imperial Republic.

[West Angola]

Molsona total military: 4,608,000
Athenoi total military: 1,947,600

Stats according to NS tracker.

Any further threat of war or physical attacks on government officials will be met with force.

"Now would someone get me a lager, this is going to be a long night."

"You're one to speak of threats, Ambassador, and I'm afraid I'm...fresh out of alcohol."

(Ambassador Walker hides a bottle of Vodka behind his leg)

[Athenoi]

"It is advised that you do so. My benefactors have antimatter bombs, and will use them." Myrtis said in a serious tone. "Also, ambassador of the Sepratist Peoples, are you free this weekend?"

Molsona total military: 4,608,000
Athenoi total military: 1,947,600

Stats according to NS tracker.

Any further threat of war or physical attacks on government officials will be met with force.

"Now would someone get me a lager, this is going to be a long night."

"I said my benefactor, not my people." Myrtis says angrily. "Try again."

[New Molsona]

Any suggestions on how I can fix this

Include a definition of firearms or arms in general that covers all those bases. Or expand the resolution to include them and treat them differently. You have several options, ambassador. *twerks again*

Dude stop twerking. It's just disgusting. Could you help write a definition that covers all these bases.

[New Molsona]

Ambassador Bazhenov looks up from her beer, winks to the Ambassador and says "that can be arranged..."

"Maybe." Myrtis says "If anything, you could teach the Molsonan some lessons."

I know how to have sex, I have 4 kids.

[Separatist Peoples]

As Molsona is an MT nation, we don't know anything about FT or PMT weapons.

"It is advised that you do so. My benefactors have antimatter bombs, and will use them." Myrtis said in a serious tone. "Also, ambassador of the Sepratist Peoples, are you free this weekend?"

"Benjamin Bell, at your service, madam," says Bell, leaning down from the desk and offering a hand. "and thank you, ladies! I'll be here at the WAHQ all week!"

[The Republic of Mattlandia]

"It is advised that you do so. My benefactors have antimatter bombs, and will use them." Myrtis said in a serious tone. "Also, ambassador of the Sepratist Peoples, are you free this weekend?"

"Benjamin Bell, at your service, madam," says Bell, leaning down from the desk and offering a hand. "and thank you, ladies! I'll be here at the WAHQ all week!"

"Goodnight everybody!"

[Separatist Peoples]

Include a definition of firearms or arms in general that covers all those bases. Or expand the resolution to include them and treat them differently. You have several options, ambassador. *twerks again*

Dude stop twerking. It's just disgusting. Could you help write a definition that covers all these bases.

"With that attitude? Hmm. I suppose I could be magnanimous, despite your insults to my otherwise popular performances. I'll be happy to look over and critique any definitions you come up with. Unfortunately, you're not going to be able to easily separate railguns from crossbows."

Looking over at ambassador Page, Bell says, "Goodnight? I haven't even warmed up my Red Pen of Revisions."

[The Republic of Mattlandia]

Dude stop twerking. It's just disgusting. Could you help write a definition that covers all these bases.

"With that attitude? Hmm. I suppose I could be magnanimous, despite your insults to my otherwise popular performances. I'll be happy to look over and critique any definitions you come up with. Unfortunately, you're not going to be able to easily separate railguns from crossbows."

Looking over at ambassador Page, Bell says, "Goodnight? I haven't even warmed up my Red Pen of Revisions."

No, I'm just quoting Animaniacs.

[New Molsona]

Dude stop twerking. It's just disgusting. Could you help write a definition that covers all these bases.

"With that attitude? Hmm. I suppose I could be magnanimous, despite your insults to my otherwise popular performances. I'll be happy to look over and critique any definitions you come up with. Unfortunately, you're not going to be able to easily separate railguns from crossbows."

Looking over at ambassador Page, Bell says, "Goodnight? I haven't even warmed up my Red Pen of Revisions."

I have no knowledge of weapons that do not exist yet, you're going to need to help with those definitions