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Killerustan
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Good Riddance

Postby Killerustan » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:23 pm

This body is a joke. The Holy Empire of Killerustan will no longer participate in its corrupt, hollow debates.
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Philimbesi
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Postby Philimbesi » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:41 pm

Whohoo. Dibs on his office! I saw a great copier in there!
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Postby Linux and the X » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:49 pm

DIbs on the copier!
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Philimbesi
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Postby Philimbesi » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:53 pm

Nigel whips out his 'Delegation Office Location Device' turns to the delegate from Linux and the X and says "Not if I get there first!!" Then bolts from the room.
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Ilharessa
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Postby Ilharessa » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:54 pm

Philimbesi wrote:Whohoo. Dibs on his office! I saw a great copier in there!


Velnayanis could be seen walking up, accompanied by her two assistants. The assistants were each carrying a bottle, stuffed with a rag and filled to the very top with some kind of greenish liquid, and a lighter. And, as the girls were walking, they were lighting the rags.

"Wait, you do?" Velnayanis said. "Um, I might want to stop my assistants before they..." Shatter FWOOSH! "Oh, nevermind. Um... I hope you don't mind if the copier is a little melted?"

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Philimbesi
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Postby Philimbesi » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:03 pm

Nigel looked crestfallen... "It's common courtesy around here to ransack the offices of departing delegations, in the never ending pursuit of office supplies since the WA gnomes can be slightly tardy in the replenishment." Nigel held up the melted power cord of the copier, "besides this is the second time you have seen fit to set fire to something in the building TODAY, while I'm sure that's no where near a record for this establishment it's getting bloody well annoying for the rest of us! Must the Ilharessa always settle your differences with a light show and an ruddy explosion! Good Day Madam!"

Nigel walked off the melted cord dragging on the floor behind him.
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A mean old man
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Postby A mean old man » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:03 pm

Erm...

Corporate WA Council?

I'll keep you on it for the moment, but...
A: SC#16 - Repeal "Liberate The Security Council"
A: SC#26 - Commend The Joint Systems Alliance
A: SC#30 - Commend 10000 Islands
A: SC#37 - Condemn NAZI EUROPE
A: SC#38 - Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"
A: GA#149 - On Expiration Dates
C: SC#58 - Repeal "Commend Sedgistan"
A: SC#62 - Repeal "Condemn Swarmlandia"
C: SC#63 - Commend Ballotonia
A: SC#65 - Condemn Punk Reloaded
C: GA#163 - Repeal "Law of the Sea"
A: SC#72 - Repeal "Commend Mikeswill"
C: SC#74 - Condemn Lone Wolves United
C: SC#76 - Repeal "Condemn Thatcherton"
A: SC#81 - Repeal "Condemn Anthony Delasanta"
C: SC#83 - Condemn Automagfreek
C: SC#84 - Repeal "Liberate Islam"
C: SC#111 - Commend Krulltopia ← please forget

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Ilharessa
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Postby Ilharessa » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:13 pm

Philimbesi wrote:Nigel looked crestfallen... "It's common courtesy around here to ransack the offices of departing delegations, in the never ending pursuit of office supplies since the WA gnomes can be slightly tardy in the replenishment." Nigel held up the melted power cord of the copier, "besides this is the second time you have seen fit to set fire to something in the building TODAY, while I'm sure that's no where near a record for this establishment it's getting bloody well annoying for the rest of us! Must the Ilharessa always settle your differences with a light show and an ruddy explosion! Good Day Madam!"

Nigel walked off the melted cord dragging on the floor behind him.


"But..." Velnayanis said. "I wasn't even involved the first time people were lighting things..."

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Postby Flibbleites » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:37 pm

Bye, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

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Free Hawaii
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Postby Free Hawaii » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:39 pm

It seems the new definition for "corrupt, hollow debates" is "I didn't get my way so I'm leaving!"
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Postby Tanaara » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:45 pm

The UnDelegate shrugged "Some nations just can't handle not having their own way about every thing" He never worried about office space - he used the small abandoned suite he had found just a few months ago as his living space and had scavenged every thing he needed to make it a comfy, if small, home.

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Charlotte Ryberg
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Postby Charlotte Ryberg » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:01 pm

I am rather disappointed by the words of the honoured ambassador to Killerustan but notes that membership is of course, optional.

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The Altani Federation
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Postby The Altani Federation » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:09 pm

The Altani Federation declares a one-second period of mourning for the departure of the Killerustan delegation, which is about as long as we could be bothered to care about it.

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Philimbesi
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Postby Philimbesi » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:51 pm

"But..." Velnayanis said. "I wasn't even involved the first time people were lighting things..."


OOC: Yea sorry, as I was driving home from work I was "crap that wasn't them"... wow that's a sad sentence...
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Carbandia
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Postby Carbandia » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:46 pm

OOC: I must say I have to salute the patience of our dear mods seeing as this is hardly the first time they've gotten shit for doing their job..

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Mad Sheep Railgun
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Postby Mad Sheep Railgun » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:42 pm

Killerustan wrote:This body is a joke. The Holy Empire of Killerustan will no longer participate in its corrupt, hollow debates.


Might I suggest replacing your main nation with a ridiculous, totally OOC WA puppet (like this one)?
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Postby Grays Harbor » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:57 pm

Mad Sheep Railgun wrote:
Killerustan wrote:This body is a joke. The Holy Empire of Killerustan will no longer participate in its corrupt, hollow debates.


Might I suggest replacing your main nation with a ridiculous, totally OOC WA puppet (like this one)?


Thats assuming that the rest of us even want him back, considering the hissy-fit he threw over one failed draft proposal.
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