[SILLY] GA Joke Proposals Only

[Imperium Anglorum]

The World Assembly hereby declares that 3.6 roentgen is not great and not terrible.

[Sierra Lyricalia]

<snip>

"We strenuously object to this resolution. It is wrong-headed, misguided, and dangerous."

"'Soft-on-the-inside, crunchy-on-the-outside' is a texture, not a 'taste.' Or properly, a combination of textures. It describes everything from a Scotch egg to a croissant to a calzone to a really fresh doughnut. We question the author's contact with reality if they are insistent that the described tactile attributes are in fact chemical ones, as would be the case if we really were discussing flavor or taste."

"Therefore, opposed."

[Hulldom]

CRT Ban

Category: Advancement of Industry | Area of Effect: Commercial Enterprise

The Most Responsible, Sane, and Freedom-Loving August World Assembly,

Praising nuclear energy as a clean and notoriously safe source of virtually unlimited power,

Believing it this body's responsibility to ensure that the providers of nuclear energy continue to operate as safely and efficiently as possible,

Distraught, however, at the existence of a growing fringe movement among elitist "scientists" and "academics" advocating a dangerous educational doctrine that threatens the very fabric of civilized society, and

Wishing to put an end to the revisionist teaching of nuclear technology and its supposed risks, hereby:

1. Defines "Critical Reactor Theory" (CRT) as the teaching of radiation and its effects, specifically the notion that nuclear power plants, if not properly maintained, can reach uncontrolled supercriticality, and that nuclear power plant employees should be educated on the causes of meltdowns and how to prevent radiation from getting out of control;
2. Bans CRT and prohibits its teaching in the schools of member nations;
3. Prohibits the teaching or discussion of any way in which a lack of understanding about radiation and its root causes leads to reckless behavior that puts nuclear plant employees and the general public in danger;
4. Additionally prohibits any examination over whether any given nuclear meltdown was the result of systemic behaviors within that nuclear plant when it's far easier to pretend that the employees of that plant simply made poor personal choices that led to their untimely demise;
5. Resolves that teaching nuclear workers about radiation does not actually make nuclear plants any safer, and merely makes said workers hate the plant they know and love instead of gradually adopting personal measures to improve safety and become better individuals as a whole;
6. Urges member nations to implement fun ways to improve employee morale at nuclear power plants without making said plants' management feel bad just because a few people might get cancer and die each year, such as:
   
   1. permitting nuclear technicians to use control rods to warm up their lunches, thereby keeping costs down and ensuring every worker has a warm meal every day at work;
   2. installing at least one heavy water hot tub in every nuclear facility within their jurisdiction, thus allowing employees to relax during breaks without leaving the premises and potentially leaking sensitive information to hostile agents;
   3. building on the above measure by ensuring every nuclear facility within their jurisdiction is equipped with a state-of-the-art reactor core sauna for those who work tighter schedules and don't have the time to dry off before returning to their shifts;
   4. declaring exciting national celebration days such as Crispy Fuel Rod Cake Thursdays, during which the heat of a thermonuclear reaction is harnessed to give pastries that delicious soft-on-the-inside, crunchy-on-the-outside taste; and
   5. implementing lively breakroom games to give nuclear employees a way to take their minds off the bizarre idea that spontaneous skin burns somehow aren't normal, such as:
      
      1. Geiger Counter High Score; and
      2. Spent Fuel Scrabble;
7. Proclaims that there's really no need to have a meltdown and be concerned about educating nuclear workers just to "end toxic and lethal traditions" that are "dangerous to their health and wellbeing" despite there being no real evidence to support such outlandish claims;
   
8. Insists that coffee is in fact supposed to glow in the dark; and
   
9. Declares that nonmembers can pry our delicious fuel rod cakes out of our cold, warty hands.

I absolutely flippin' adore this omg.

[Entendre Cordial]

(frankly this would be a serious submission if the General Assembly were more reliably FT. C'est la vie.)

Advancing Transsapience
Health | Research

PITYING the primitive societies which have not yet achieved medical science sufficient to permit at-will body alteration;

KNOWING that an individual cannot truly understand their place in their culture without spending time in different roles within it;

CHARACTERIZING those in advanced societies who remain as one biological sex/present as a single gender, or remain within a narrow range of skin shades, their whole lives - as akin to timid loser children still living by choice in their parent's basement in middle age;

HOPING to improve the lives of countless billions of people and lift their minds and politics out of the gutter of ignorance;

CORRESPONDINGLY EAGER to allow persons with bodies that are not what they aspire to, to more easily achieve their goals;

AND POSITIVE that a culture that normalizes not only "putting yourself in the other fellow's shoes" but actually becoming something different is a culture that might actually come close to living up to its own lofty goals;

The World Assembly hereby -

1. Creates the Sapient Body Modification Prizes, to award a sum of money approximating 250 times the average per capita annual income of the recipient's nation of residence, for each of the following achievements:

1. the Hormone Control prize: for a mechanism to permit an adult person to cause their body to produce - or cease producing - hormones corresponding to a chosen biological sex, at will, without continual or regular injections from an external source;
2. the Plasticity prize: for a mechanism to permit subtle customizeable alterations to an adult person's endo- or exoskeletal structure, including facial shape, through non-surgical means;
3. the Glow-Up prize: for a mechanism to permit the alteration of skin and hair pigmentation at will with the following further requirements:
   1. achievement of any shade in the visible spectrum
   2. maintenance of said coloration with minimal effort
   3. corresponding increased protection from ionizing electromagnetic radiation (e.g. "ultraviolet")
4. the Fitness Drug prize: for a mechanism to permit the secretion of endorphins or equivalent chemicals during physical exercise far faster than natural evolution has provided for;
5. the Total Communication (Machine) prize: for a mechanism to permit direct brain access to computer systems, including two-way communication, without a physical control mechanism or sensory display peripherals;
6. the Total Communication (Mind) prize: for a mechanism to permit direct transmission and reception of emotional states from one person to another, or among a group of people;
7. the Intelligent Immunity prize: for a mechanism to permit direct control over the immune system's response to external items, both to deactivate allergies and to immediately target actual pathogens from the moment of first encounter;

2. Creates the Transsapience Aspiration Organization within WASP to judge entries for the above prizes, and award & disburse the prize money as appropriate;

3. Further instructs the TAO to create a campaign of public awareness of the possibilities stemming from widespread adoption of the techniques, devices, or glands used in achieving the goals of the above Prizes;

4. Notwithstanding the above CHARACTERIZATION, prohibits harassment of, or discrimination against, any person on the basis of either presence or absence of transsapient modifications (including but not limited to the mechanisms listed in Part 1 above), except as required by World Assembly law regarding epidemics or other concrete medical hazards;

5. Forbids the application of mind- or brain-altering modifications or devices, including direct communication mechanisms, upon persons under the age of majority, except where medically necessary to alleviate a brain injury or a substantial innate mental handicap;

6. Requires TAO to regulate, where necessary for safety only, the acquisition, implantation, and use of transsapient modifications; and further requires that where such modifications are not free (or nominally priced) to the patient, nations must take measures to subsidize or otherwise reduce costs with the goal of preventing significant disparities in the demographics of modified persons vs. unmodified persons.

[Cretox State]

<snip>

"We strenuously object to this resolution. It is wrong-headed, misguided, and dangerous."

"'Soft-on-the-inside, crunchy-on-the-outside' is a texture, not a 'taste.' Or properly, a combination of textures. It describes everything from a Scotch egg to a croissant to a calzone to a really fresh doughnut. We question the author's contact with reality if they are insistent that the described tactile attributes are in fact chemical ones, as would be the case if we really were discussing flavor or taste."

"Therefore, opposed."

"You'd oppose the entire resolution just over one small wording choice?!" screams W, frantically waving around a Geiger counter that clicks concerningly as it sweeps past the Lyrical Ambassador's groin area. "We would too. Fixed."

[Cretox State]

Charter of the Assembly

Category: Moral Decency | Area of Effect: Strong

This exceptional blessed World Assembly and its patriotic naturally born righteous conservative patriotic members,

In order to:

1. Form a bunch of nations that have their own laws and do basically whatever they want without regard for a central authority,
2. Guarantee justice for those who look and think like us,
3. Ensure domestic tranquility by deporting all the people who don't meet the above standard,
4. Provide for the common defense contractor,
5. Eliminate job-killing social entitlements, and
6. Secure the blessings of Violet and major shareholders unto our exceptional selves and to hell with sissy future generations,

Does establish this Charter of the Assembly (amen), and hereby:

1. Declares that:
   
   1. this infallible body shall be made up of three parts:
      
      1. the Secretariat;
      2. Violet; and
      3. some other stuff;
   2. Members of the Secretariat must be born again white guys who:
      
      1. have served in ambassadorial positions to this body since its inception;
      2. have some kind of law degree but not from one of those stinky elitist universities full of fancy liberals who hate Freedom;
      3. are men of the people;
      4. have a family that lives in some kind of "private estate" or "compound;"
      5. own at least one (1) major bank or defense contractor;
      6. have started their own Fortune 500 company;
      7. served in war or have at least three (3) draft deferments;
      8. were astronauts or fighter jocks;
      9. were directors of a national intelligence agency;
      10. are former heads of state;
      11. are ordained ministers;
      12. can leap over tall buildings in a single bound; and
      13. are humble;
   3. Members of the Secretariat must additionally:
      
      1. believe in Violet;
      2. have grey hair, specifically the distinguished kind of grey not that creepy old pervert grey;
      3. be tall but not too tall;
      4. always wear little flag pins on their lapels; and
      5. be able to do a funny dance at parties or at least juggle;
   4. Members of the Secretariat must also:
      
      1. own a baseball team or boat;
      2. have a wife who is HOT and loves the Assembly and hates immigrants and eats pie (NO SALAD); and
      3. have a wife who is really like totally HOT, like cheerleader hot and has a girl job (NO LAWYERS) like making cookies and babies and stuff like that;
   5. Members of the Secretariat must always pray to Violet before making a legality ruling;
   6. Ambassadors to this body must work for free and pray a lot, and:
      
      1. personally call every citizen they represent regarding how to vote on every proposal, but not during the Game;
      2. write proposals and speeches and stuff that increase jobs but don't raise taxes or impose any additional burdens on members; and
      3. prioritize the funding of roads and airports and a big wall across the border and stuff like that, which won't cost anything because it's all patriotic;
   7. The Assembly must have a huge amazing honking military made of SEALS and marines and stealth bombers who go around blowing up brown people and saving the world, and:
      
      1. soldiers must either die heroically or come home perfectly fine and go work in a car factory or something so they don't cost normal people anything and said normal people don't have to listen to any sissy whining about how they owe them benefits and stuff;
      2. seriously, the Greatest Generation just got a parade and they turned out just fine; and
      3. soldiers must keep their military uniforms and put them on and march in military parades, and otherwise never mention their service because it makes us feel guilty for spending all of the last great war in the Young Conservative 45th Draft Deferment Company of Patriotic Freedom;
   8. Vegetables don't exist; and
   9. This body officially hates tofu, electric cars, and the environment;
2. Proclaims that this Charter is perfect forever and ever and always will be for all generations, forever, and that:
   
   1. Citizens of member nations must consider this document a holy text handed down from Violet (praise);
   2. Said citizens have the inalienable right from their creator (VIOLET!) to rise up in armed insurrection against their government whenever they feel scared by minorities;
   3. True patriots love their country so much they're perfectly willing to blow it up and live in an underground bunker in a puddle of their own piss; and
   4. All true patriots are born with this document imprinted on their brain directly by Violet and anyone who says otherwise is a filthy communist who eats tofu made from aborted babies;
3. Clarifies that instead of this Charter, member nations may just misquote random stuff they find on the internet and attribute it to their founding figures;
4. Permits any member nation to nullify any part of this Charter within their jurisdiction through either a simple majority vote of their citizenry or by polling the membership of the six most exclusive country clubs in that nation;
5. Mandates that member nations implement generous agricultural subsidies calculated based on owned acreage, disregarding what's actually planted, that these subsidies increase geometrically with amount of land owned, and that members must fund this program through licensing fees paid by anyone who wishes to label their produce as "organic;" and
6. Admits that no one's actually supposed to read this Charter except for stupid liberal judges who hate Freedom.

[Fachumonn]

Charter of the Assembly

Category: Moral Decency | Area of Effect: Strong

This exceptional blessed World Assembly and its patriotic naturally born righteous conservative patriotic members,

In order to:

1. Form a bunch of nations that have their own laws and do basically whatever they want without regard for a central authority,
2. Guarantee justice for those who look and think like us,
3. Ensure domestic tranquility by deporting all the people who don't meet the above standard,
4. Provide for the common defense contractor,
5. Eliminate job-killing social entitlements, and
6. Secure the blessings of Violet and major shareholders unto our exceptional selves and to hell with sissy future generations,

Does establish this Charter of the Assembly (amen), and hereby:

1. Declares that:
   
   1. this infallible body shall be made up of three parts:
      
      1. the Secretariat;
      2. Violet; and
      3. some other stuff;
   2. Members of the Secretariat must be born again white guys who:
      
      1. have served in ambassadorial positions to this body since its inception;
      2. have some kind of law degree but not from one of those stinky elitist universities full of fancy liberals who hate Freedom;
      3. are men of the people;
      4. have a family that lives in some kind of "private estate" or "compound;"
      5. own at least one (1) major bank or defense contractor;
      6. have started their own Fortune 500 company;
      7. served in war or have at least three (3) draft deferments;
      8. were astronauts or fighter jocks;
      9. were directors of a national intelligence agency;
      10. are former heads of state;
      11. are ordained ministers;
      12. can leap over tall buildings in a single bound; and
      13. are humble;
   3. Members of the Secretariat must additionally:
      
      1. believe in Violet;
      2. have grey hair, specifically the distinguished kind of grey not that creepy old pervert grey;
      3. be tall but not too tall;
      4. always wear little flag pins on their lapels; and
      5. be able to do a funny dance at parties or at least juggle;
   4. Members of the Secretariat must also:
      
      1. own a baseball team or boat;
      2. have a wife who is HOT and loves the Assembly and hates immigrants and eats pie (NO SALAD); and
      3. have a wife who is really like totally HOT, like cheerleader hot and has a girl job (NO LAWYERS) like making cookies and babies and stuff like that;
   5. Members of the Secretariat must always pray to Violet before making a legality ruling;
   6. Ambassadors to this body must work for free and pray a lot, and:
      
      1. personally call every citizen they represent regarding how to vote on every proposal, but not during the Game;
      2. write proposals and speeches and stuff that increase jobs but don't raise taxes or impose any additional burdens on members;
      3. prioritize the funding of roads and airports and a big wall across the border and stuff like that, which won't cost anything because it's all patriotic;
   7. The Assembly must have a huge amazing honking military made of SEALS and marines and stealth bombers who go around blowing up brown people and saving the world, and:
      
      1. soldiers must either die heroically or come home perfectly fine and go work in a car factory or something so they don't cost normal people anything and said normal people don't have to listen to any sissy whining about how they owe them benefits and stuff;
      2. seriously, the Greatest Generation just got a parade and they turned out just fine; and
      3. soldiers must keep their military uniforms and put them on and march in military parades, and otherwise never mention their service because it makes us feel guilty for spending all of the last great war in the Young Conservative 45th Draft Deferment Company of Patriotic Freedom;
   8. Vegetables don't exist; and
   9. This body officially hates tofu, electric cars, and the environment;
2. Proclaims that this Charter is perfect forever and ever and always will be for all generations, forever, and that:
   
   1. Citizens of member nations must consider this document a holy text handed down from Violet (praise);
   2. Said citizens have the inalienable right from their creator (VIOLET!) to rise up in armed insurrection against their government whenever they feel scared by minorities;
   3. True patriots love their country so much they're perfectly willing to blow it up and live in an underground bunker in a puddle of their own piss;
   4. All true patriots are born with this document imprinted on their brain directly by Violet and anyone who says otherwise is a filthy communist who eats tofu made from aborted babies;
3. Clarifies that instead of this Charter, member nations may just misquote random stuff they find on the internet and attribute it to their founding figures;
4. Permits any member nation to nullify any part of this Charter within their jurisdiction through either a simple majority vote of their citizenry or by polling the membership of the six most exclusive country clubs in that nation;
5. Mandates that member nations implement generous agricultural subsidies calculated based on owned acreage, disregarding what's actually planted, that these subsidies increase geometrically with amount of land owned, and that members must fund this program through licensing fees paid by anyone who wishes to label their produce as "organic;" and
6. Admits that no one's actually supposed to read this Charter except for stupid liberal judges who hate Freedom.

Approve. Except just make Violet control everything.

[Juansonia]

Repeal Repeal Repeal Repeal Repeal ...




The World assembly,

Realizing that this proposal had good intentions,

Acknowledging that it is flawed,

Believing that this should fix the problems,

Hereby repeals this Proposal.

[The Forest of Aeneas]

The World Assembly:

Observing that, for the last half year, SIX resolutions regarding 'paid leave' have been at vote;

Appalled that, despite on average one resolution regarding paid leave being at vote per month, no resolution regarding paid leave has lasted for more than a year;

Believing that the only way to end this madness is to outlaw paid leave;

Hereby requires member states to hang, draw, and quarter any employer who allows any of their employees to take time off work while still being paid.

[Wallenburg]

Good Paid Leave

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Category: Regulation || Area of Effect: Labor Rights || Proposed by: Wallenburg

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Paid Leave Committee (PLC) will develop paid leave regulations which achieve maximum possible happiness.

Member states must implement PLC regulations.

[Zaberaz Hapang]

Solving All Problems

Acknoleding that there are many problems in the world;

Believing that problems are not a good thing to have;

Affirming that if there were no people there would be nobody to be aware of the problems;

Aware that many member nations have large arsenals of nuclear weapons;

Hereby,

Mandates that for the next 2 years all member nations spend at least 40% of their GDP producing and stockpiling nuclear weapons;

Requires That after those 2 years are done all member states must round up all of their population into their cities;

Enforces that after the rounding up is done all member states fure their nuclear weapons on all cities coordinated in such a way that no city is left untouched;




World, I just solved all your problems, you're welcome

[Fachumonn]

Solving All Problems

Acknoleding that there are many problems in the world;

Believing that problems are not a good thing to have;

Affirming that if there were no people there would be nobody to be aware of the problems;

Aware that many member nations have large arsenals of nuclear weapons;

Hereby,

Mandates that for the next 2 years all member nations spend at least 40% of their GDP producing and stockpiling nuclear weapons;

Requires That after those 2 years are done all member states must round up all of their population into their cities;

Enforces that after the rounding up is done all member states fure their nuclear weapons on all cities coordinated in such a way that no city is left untouched;




World, I just solved all your problems, you're welcome

You spelled acknowledging wrong lol.

[Zaberaz Hapang]

On purpose (=)

[The Forest of Aeneas]

Me belief that, well some Land Member vunder North Atlantic Treaty Organisation is, asociode any consenting member states approved by a World Assembly Committee, composted by mitgliedsvertreter dienen kwaafo, and committed to fighting communism through the use of nuclear weapons, compliance with GA#25 solely insomuch as it applies to communist terrorism, and the execution of communists, nuclear weapons are already protected for totally rightful purposes;

Should Member States give up their power to prevent nuclear weapons from falling into within uncorrect hands? Me not belief.

Elk lid dat dit opheft, sil wurde feroardiele en utstutsen tegearre mei har foarstellen foar opheffing. Me wants GA#10 felld ur value.

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(Yes, this indeed violates every single rule except Plagiarism, if copy-pasting from Google Translate does not constitute plagiarism)

[Bears Armed]

Me belief that, well some Land Member vunder North Atlantic Treaty Organisation is, asociode any consenting member states approved by a World Assembly Committee, composted by mitgliedsvertreter dienen kwaafo, and committed to fighting communism through the use of nuclear weapons, compliance with GA#25 solely insomuch as it applies to communist terrorism, and the execution of communists, nuclear weapons are already protected for totally rightful purposes;

Should Member States give up their power to prevent nuclear weapons from falling into within uncorrect hands? Me not belief.

Elk lid dat dit opheft, sil wurde feroardiele en utstutsen tegearre mei har foarstellen foar opheffing. Me wants GA#10 felld ur value.

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(Yes, this indeed violates every single rule except Plagiarism, if copy-pasting from Google Translate does not constitute plagiarism)

OOC: No, you missed 'Game Mechanics' and probably 'Meta-gaming' as well; as you don't mention the Category or the Strength (or Area Of Effect) here at all there's no way of telling whether your choices for those would be correct; your use of the pronoun "we" could easily be read as referring to "we, the members of the WA" -- which would be legal -- rather than as Branding; and then there's 'Breaks the game's basic terms & conditions' (by flaming, trolling, inclusion of non-PG13 material, and so on). MUST TRY HARDER

[The Forest of Aeneas]

Me belief that, well some Land Member vunder North Atlantic Treaty Organisation is, asociode any consenting member states approved by a World Assembly Committee, composted by mitgliedsvertreter dienen kwaafo, and committed to fighting communism through the use of nuclear weapons, compliance with GA#25 solely insomuch as it applies to communist terrorism, and the execution of communists, nuclear weapons are already protected for totally rightful purposes;

Should Member States give up their power to prevent nuclear weapons from falling into within uncorrect hands? Me not belief.

Elk lid dat dit opheft, sil wurde feroardiele en utstutsen tegearre mei har foarstellen foar opheffing. Me wants GA#10 felld ur value.

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(Yes, this indeed violates every single rule except Plagiarism, if copy-pasting from Google Translate does not constitute plagiarism)

OOC: No, you missed 'Game Mechanics' and probably 'Meta-gaming' as well; as you don't mention the Category or the Strength (or Area Of Effect) here at all there's no way of telling whether your choices for those would be correct; your use of the pronoun "we" could easily be read as referring to "we, the members of the WA" -- which would be legal -- rather than as Branding; and then there's 'Breaks the game's basic terms & conditions' (by flaming, trolling, inclusion of non-PG13 material, and so on). MUST TRY HARDER

'Elk lid dat dit opheft, sil wurde feroardiele en utstutsen tegearre mei har foarstellen foar opheffing' means:
'Any member who repeals this will be condemned and expelled along with their proposals for repeal'

It says 'Me', not 'We'

Re: Category:

[The Forest of Aeneas]

The WA bans capitalism.

[Fachumonn]

The WA bans capitalism.

[Undemocacy]

The GA should make having problems illegal.

[Anne of Cleves in TNP]

I present the most biased and feminist proposal to have ever existed:

Female Rulers for All Protocol

Category: Social Justice?
Strength: Strong

The World Assembly,

Bearing in mind that women have rights in certain nations of the multiverse,

Deeply concerned about how infrequently women become rulers of nations,

Confident that a full mandate on female rulers is the only method that will allow women to gain more attention and prestige in the world,

The World Assembly hereby mandates the following:

1. Calls for the establishment of the Female Leaders Organization (henceforth addressed as FLO);
a. Proclaims that FLO will only be run by female personnel of the World Assembly;

2. Calls upon FLO to aid in the ejection of all current male leaders or male candidates (in the case of democratic nations) from their roles in running each nation;

3. Authorizes any prestigious women to fill in the power vacuum left behind by the former male leaders, with assistance from FLO;

4. Further proclaims that these new female leaders have the right to choose the manner by which they rule their respective nations (i.e.: ideologies);

5. Condemns any citizens who attempt to speak out against or attempt to assassinate the new leaders;
a. Authorizes the local police of the area to arrest or execute these dissidents and assassins without restrictions; and

6. Reaffirms that females must rule all nations forever.

[WA Delegate of Entia]

WA: Banning Math Act
Category:Moral decency Strenght:Very Strong
Believing that math is undue burden on everyone ,including children
Considering that we should think about children
Considering that we should really think about children
Considering fact that we really,really should think about children
Considering fact that we really,really,really should think about children
Considering math didn't existed some time ago and multiverse survived
Considering math causes headaches and lots of problems and diverts people's attention from serious things like science fiction and Turkmen courses.
Bans math in World Assembly nations
Mandates math to be arrested without reason
Estabilish Multiversal Math Exclusion Force with power to abuse they role as it thinks fit to enforce this resolution

[The Forest of Aeneas]

Whereas everyone should know what words mean and GA#17's effective requirement that the WAGF use exactly the same money as gained in a fiscal year is bad and we don't want to comply, the World Assembly;

1. Establishes the 'Dictionary Committee' to produce dictionaries at the end of each fiscal year using all WAGF funding that remains by the end of that fiscal year;
   
2. Further demands that the Dictionary Committee sell all of these dictionaries to member states; and
   
3. Requires that member states sell these dictionaries back to the Dictionary Committee when each fiscal year begins, at exactly the same price that these dictionaries were sold to these member states; and
   
4. Declares that the Dictionary Committee shall immediately transfer all such funds gained by purchasing dictionaries to the WAGF.

[Imperium Anglorum]

Whereas everyone should know what words mean and GA#17's effective requirement that the WAGF use exactly the same money as gained in a fiscal year is bad and we don't want to comply, the World Assembly;

1. Establishes the 'Dictionary Committee' to produce dictionaries at the end of each fiscal year using all WAGF funding that remains by the end of that fiscal year;
   
2. Further demands that the Dictionary Committee sell all of these dictionaries to member states; and
   
3. Requires that member states sell these dictionaries back to the Dictionary Committee when each fiscal year begins, at exactly the same price that these dictionaries were sold to these member states; and
   
4. Declares that the Dictionary Committee shall immediately transfer all such funds gained by purchasing dictionaries to the WAGF.

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/articl ... ng-hametz/

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I'll note also that you could spend more money making dictionaries than you get for selling them. This would be a net loss in such cases.

The World Assembly enacts as follows.

1. The lex dictionaria is repealed.

2. On the day before the end of the fiscal year, the WA General Fund shall purchase options to purchase dictionaries with a market value equal to the amount that remains in the General Fund.

3. On the first day of the fiscal year, all section 2 options will be transferred to member nations on two criteria: the need in that member nation for dictionaries and fiscal capacity. Member nations must render to the General Fund the proportional sum that the General Fund expended in the purchase of such options.

4. Each member nation has an absolute right to exercise the transferred options or to further alienate them as they may desire.

[Vavlar]

The World Assembly,
Noting, that we are corrupted to the point that we can no longer fix ourselves,
Knowing, the fact we have unknown deities approve and disprove GA resolutions,
Believing, it is time we the WA members take matters into our own control rather than
the WA leaders deciding for us and that we have no say in our proposals passing or not,
Acknowledging, so many proposals with potential no longer make it into quorum anymore and never have unless you are the following: WA Secretariat, Minskiev, Honeydewstonia, Timhampton, Godmod, and other popular, well known or overall well endorsed, major, old, or nations with special positions within a major region will get their proposals pasted and approved,
Wanting, to be free of the WA so we can do the funny to foreigners,
Hereby, forcefully signs uh I mean for- with the signatures of the WA Council, abolishes the WA.

[The Orwell Society]

The July World Assembly,

NOTING the number 42,

Hereby mandates the following:

• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy shall be read by every literate person in this multiverse.

HOPING this leads to more widespread distribution of towels and proper education on the matter that indeed do not exist.