[SILLY] GA Joke Proposals Only

[Artsotska]

Demanding the Return of Spider Man to the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Category: Culture Restoration | Strength: Significant | Proposed by:The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp

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The World Assembly,

Demanding that Spider Man Return to the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Enforcing the previous 50/50 deal between Sony and Disney

Hereby,

1. Returns the Spider man movie license back to a split between Sony and Disney;
   
2. Any corporate moron who tries to undo this deal will be extradited to an WA member state sentenced to life in prison with no probation or parole

Without a doubt, necessary. Approved!

[Refuge Isle]

Welcome to the General Assembly; Unfortunately, Your Proposal Is Illegal

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Category: Social Justice
Strength: Sweeping

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Witnessing an abundance of reactionary and rapid-fire proposals submitted by member states without even momentary consideration or proof reading;

Concerned about the possibility of reading comprehension being a finite resource that is subject to transportation by diffusion;

Unwilling to stand by as member states become burdened with the rising medical costs associated with increasingly senile ambassadors to the World Assembly;

Hereby:

Establishes the True NatSov Protocol, where members who profess that resolutions do not apply to them on grounds on national sovereignty may be ejected from reality, space time, and separated in diplomatic range from the rest of known existence on a scale appropriate to the plaintiff nation's development level.

Digitally and physically ejects ambassadors of True NatSov Protocol nations from the internet to the nearest natural satellite.

Mandates that every proposal to the prestigious General Assembly be first drafted and read aloud to the presenting Ambassador's high school English teacher.

Assigns a high school English teacher to ESL ambassadors.

Establishes a search party for "this man" who "can't tell us what to do" as he seems incredibly important.

[Tinhampton]

OOC: Inspired by This tweet by the UNnameable Organisation's feminist wing which suggests using "partner" as a gender-neutral alternative to "boyfriend [or] girlfriend." Be thankful for your Cessations and Desistments, lads and laddies

WE NEED FEMINISM
A resolution to laugh at

Category: I know, right?

Effect: LOL

Proposed by: Tinhampton

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It has come to the attention of the World Assembly that some people are referring to their partners as "boyfriends" or "girlfriends." This is positively dreadful! The World Assemby, we endorse the use of "partner" instead as an alternative term.

Therefore we hereby require that any citizen in a WA member state, who refers to their love interest as above is to be ordered to recite the text of this resolution in their native language (which, in the interests of gender equality, shall not ever be referred to as their "mother language" outside these parentheses). And that all WA members be required to enshrine the preceding principle into their legislation!

[Evansa]

EAT CHEESE
The World Assembly,

Noticing that cheese is delicious

Realizing that not to many people eat cheese

Hereby makes Cheese Eating a mandatory action, once an hour

Hereby bans lactose intolerance

[Island Girl Herby]

EAT CHEESE
The World Assembly,

Noticing that cheese is delicious

Realizing that not to many people eat cheese

Hereby makes Cheese Eating a mandatory action, once an hour

Hereby bans lactose intolerance

I have to disa-Brie. This is not a Gouda idea. We’re cheddar off without this.

[Valentine Z]

Inspiration. I have seen this so many times being written as a separate post, so let me - the nation that is well-known for being Top 100 in Pacifism, write something about Declaring War.

Enjoy!

DECLARATION OF WAR ON EVERY SINGLE NATION.
Priority: Extremely High
Category: Diplomacy

The World Assembly Valentine Z,

NOTICED the appalling lack of sympathy and compassion from most of the nations,

ANGERED at the exclusive and discriminative nature of the nations,

INTRUDED by the existence of police-state and authoritarian nations that exist all around,

VOMITED upon noticing the presence of slavery in select nations,

EXCRUCIATINGLY disgusted by the lack of empathy, once again,

Valentine Z, realises that the World Assembly (and by extension, non-WA nations) must learn about our peaceful ways - By Force.

And thus, we declare war on every nation in WA and non-WA, oblivious to the long-term consequences and absurdity of it all and dismissing the naysaying as "It's all about sending an ill-fated message. ♥"

[Tinhampton]

Tinhampton Consents
A resolution to laugh at.

Category: I know, right?

Effect: LOL

Proposed by: Tinhampton

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In line with its obligations under GA#2, be it resolved that:

1. Tinhampton - for the purposes of prior and standing World Assembly law - consents to being the subject of any omnibus declaration of war made by Valentine Z, despite fully well knowing of the consequences of doing so, and
2. all members are urged to allow their legally competent inhabitants to crack open a nice, cold beer in response to this news.

[Evansa]

Noticing that laws are important and keep order
Realizing that laws are passed fairly
However, concerned that with so many laws crime rate gets higher

This law hereby
Repeals all laws

Repealing all laws will make the crime rate drop to 0

Doing this to prevent crime

[Evansa]

Big Chungus.



Noticing that big Chungus is now an old meme

Afraid that if he gets too old he will become a stale meme

The General Assembly hereby:

Enforces that big Chungus becomes the national animal of every nation in the World Assembly

[Sierra Lyricalia]

Amendment on Slavery and Trafficking
Category: Giving Legislators a Stroke | Strength: Avalanche

The Most Illustrious Assembly of Worlds,

IMPATIENT at the continuing coercive acts of member states;

SKEPTICAL ANYWAY of the continuing existence of states, rather than the evolution of sapient civilizations into something more befitting their accomplishments and untapped potential; and

RAISING A GIANT GODDAMN MIDDLE FINGER to the notion that individuals owe a single thing to their governments, as distinct from their communities (the latter being composed likewise of individuals);

Hereby:

Decrees that in GA Resolution #23, "Ban on Slavery and Trafficking", the word "excludes" shall be altered to read "includes".

[Inven]

Banning all 'e'

Noted that 'ə' is an important character
Shocked that English have 5 vowels, if we abolish 'ə' English will have 4 vowels, which is 2², a beautiful number
Hereby banning all "ə" in all governmental document.

[Druing]

The Apis Aviation Act
Category: All Business | Strength: Mild | Proposed by: Druing

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Nations of the World Assembly,

NOTICING the drastic and continuous increase of apis-related aviation incidents across the world over the past couple of months,

REALISING and ALARMED that the incidents are damaging the overall apis population and risking endangerment of the species as a whole,

WISHING to protect and cultivate the apis population and work to PREVENT the extinction of this species,

HEREBY introduces the Legislature to be adopted and implemented for use, effective immediately; aimed at applying the following restrictions and regulations to the aviation industry, in order to achieve the above.

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Be it enacted by the World Assembly as follows:

• The World Assembly recognises the common apis as being physically incapable of achieving aerodynamic lift associated with propulsive thrust, commonly known as flight, specifically enough that so they may cease contact with the ground, due to the following combination of traits typically found in members of the species, which renders them incapable:
  
  • The small size of their wings.
  • Their apparent body mass.
• Apis themselves are exempt from this as they themselves possess the individual freedom to disregard the previous, on the account of them disregarding what we believe to be impossible and fly, in direct contrast.
  
• From henceforth, all aircraft operating must bear a small compliance sticker demarcating so which are striped, with anywhere from 3 to 6 stripes and can bear any one of the following patterns:
  
  • Yellow & Black
  • Yellow & Black
  • Yellow & Black
  • Yellow & Black
  • Black & Yellow

[Sancta Romana Ecclesia]

To Dump Nuclear Waste Into Space

Category: Dumping Nuclear Waste || Strenght: Yes

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The World Assembly,

Noting that dying as a result of radioactive poisoning is not desirable,

Establishing that the World Assembly is the World Assembly and not Space Assembly,

Scoffing at the unproductive void unworthy of protection called space,

Believing that space nonetheless does exist and is far from the planet's surface,

Hereby mandates that any radioactive waste produced by civil and military nuclear programs not destined for international transfer shall be launched to heavens above,

And further mandates 10 hours of good sleep for the author of this resolution who wrote this at 2 am,

Both active clauses are effective immediately (that means nuclear waste is already in space, nations can stop posting proposals to launch it there,

Pls).

[Roless]

The Apis Aviation Act
Category: All Business | Strength: Mild | Proposed by: Druing

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Nations of the World Assembly,

NOTICING the drastic and continuous increase of apis-related aviation incidents across the world over the past couple of months,

REALISING and ALARMED that the incidents are damaging the overall apis population and risking endangerment of the species as a whole,

WISHING to protect and cultivate the apis population and work to PREVENT the extinction of this species,

HEREBY introduces the Legislature to be adopted and implemented for use, effective immediately; aimed at applying the following restrictions and regulations to the aviation industry, in order to achieve the above.

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Be it enacted by the World Assembly as follows:

• The World Assembly recognises the common apis as being physically incapable of achieving aerodynamic lift associated with propulsive thrust, commonly known as flight, specifically enough that so they may cease contact with the ground, due to the following combination of traits typically found in members of the species, which renders them incapable:
  
  • The small size of their wings.
  • Their apparent body mass.
• Apis themselves are exempt from this as they themselves possess the individual freedom to disregard the previous, on the account of them disregarding what we believe to be impossible and fly, in direct contrast.
  
• From henceforth, all aircraft operating must bear a small compliance sticker demarcating so which are striped, with anywhere from 3 to 6 stripes and can bear any one of the following patterns:
  
  • Yellow & Black
  • Yellow & Black
  • Yellow & Black
  • Yellow & Black
  • Black & Yellow

Brilliant. Approved!

[Druing]

Brilliant. Approved!

i do actually want to propose this at some point - it's a shame i managed to make a draft way too late for the april fool's cycle

[Tinhampton]

A better attempt at a completely rule-breaking resolution (?):

Repeal 'International Drug Education'
A resolution to laugh at.

Category: Civil Rights

Strength: Strong

Proposed by: Tinhampton

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THE BLACK HAWKS:

REITERATING that freedom of choice is a defining element of our very humanity and the inalienable right of all humanity,

ALARMED that there are those among us who seek to limit our ability to choose, including but not limited to political, educational and consumer choice,

CLARIFYING that members are not obliged to comply with Article 4, and

যে বিপদকে অভিনব প্রযুক্তি আমাদের উপভোগের উপর থাকতে পারে তা স্বীকৃতি দেয় প্রাকৃতিক জগত ও শান্তিও:

1. strikes out the words "and future" from Article 3 of GA#272,

2. forbids the World Assembly from legislating on founderless regions,

3. permits the World Assembly to regulate commerce which is extremely hazardous to national populations and non-discriminatory domestic taxation,

4. tasks the WA Water Purification Treatment from outlawing the propagation of communism in all WA member states,

5. creates the World Health Authority and declares all sapient beings in all members and non-members as defined in GA#355 are a member thereof.

Written by Tinhampton, in the United Kingdom, this 27th Day of April 2020. Co-authored by Ursidae, Miss Bad Life Choices, Evil Wolf, World Assembly Nation 665, and the members of the Reveal and Repeal forum.

[Peoples Territories of States]

-snip-

Looks good to me.

[Morover]

Protecting Gnomes
Social Justice - Significant

The World Assembly,

Noting and appreciating the existence of the "incorruptible gnomes" presence in day-to-day life, easing the inner workings of the World Assembly,

Congratulating these gnomes for their hard work staffing the committees of the General Assembly and enforcing the legislation passed by the Assembly worldwide,

And believing that the incorruptible gnomes (and any relatives thereof) deserve protection from malicious benefactors,

Hereby:

1. Forbids the abuse or mistreatment of any gnome;
   
   
2. Grants diplomatic immunity to incorruptible gnomes of all kinds;
   
   
3. And grants gnomes the same rights as all other sapient species;

[The Sakhalinsk Empire]

Mandating the Usage of English in World Assembly Matters

La Asamblea Mundial,

ENTENDIENDO que muchos miembros de WA usan otros idiomas además del inglés,

OBSERVANDO que esto podría conducir a malentendidos con respecto a las resoluciones y la aplicación de dichas resoluciones,

VER una solución a esto mediante el mandato del uso de un idioma,

Por la presente hace cumplir lo siguiente.

1. Ĉiuj membroŝtatoj devas uzi la anglan por ĉiuj aferoj de la Monda Asembleo.

2. Orice oficial care nu poate vorbi engleza ar trebui să numească un traducător dacă va lucra cu Adunarea Mondială.

3. Vytvorí sa Svetový parlamentný inštitút pre jazykové vzdelávanie, ktorého účelom je štandardizovať angličtinu vo všetkých súčasných dokumentoch a regulovať jej používanie tu.

4. Zgromadzenie Światowe pochwala cię, jeśli zrozumiałeś to wszystko bez tłumacza. Jeśli korzystałeś z tłumacza, musisz natychmiast zrezygnować z WA.

[New Imperial Britannia]

The World Assembly:

Noting that it exists;

Realizing that its existance is an unnecessary strain on human resources;

Hereby:

I. Removes all powers of the World Assembly;
II. Ejects every member from the World Assembly;
III. Repeals every passed World Assembly act;
IV. Prevents any nation from joining the World Assembly;
V. Dismantles the World Assembly.

[American Pere Housh]

To Dump Nuclear Waste Into Space

Category: Dumping Nuclear Waste || Strenght: Yes

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The World Assembly,

Noting that dying as a result of radioactive poisoning is not desirable,

Establishing that the World Assembly is the World Assembly and not Space Assembly,

Scoffing at the unproductive void unworthy of protection called space,

Believing that space nonetheless does exist and is far from the planet's surface,

Hereby mandates that any radioactive waste produced by civil and military nuclear programs not destined for international transfer shall be launched to heavens above,

And further mandates 10 hours of good sleep for the author of this resolution who wrote this at 2 am,

Both active clauses are effective immediately (that means nuclear waste is already in space, nations can stop posting proposals to launch it there,

Pls).

Lol

[Penguinya]

Big Chungus.



Noticing that big Chungus is now an old meme

Afraid that if he gets too old he will become a stale meme

The General Assembly hereby:

Enforces that big Chungus becomes the national animal of every nation in the World Assembly

yes

To Dump Nuclear Waste Into Space

Category: Dumping Nuclear Waste || Strenght: Yes

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The World Assembly,

Noting that dying as a result of radioactive poisoning is not desirable,

Establishing that the World Assembly is the World Assembly and not Space Assembly,

Scoffing at the unproductive void unworthy of protection called space,

Believing that space nonetheless does exist and is far from the planet's surface,

Hereby mandates that any radioactive waste produced by civil and military nuclear programs not destined for international transfer shall be launched to heavens above,

And further mandates 10 hours of good sleep for the author of this resolution who wrote this at 2 am,

Both active clauses are effective immediately (that means nuclear waste is already in space, nations can stop posting proposals to launch it there,

Pls).

Lol

i agreed

[Dollystana]

EAT CHEESE
The World Assembly,

Noticing that cheese is delicious

Realizing that not to many people eat cheese

Hereby makes Cheese Eating a mandatory action, once an hour

Hereby bans lactose intolerance

@Haivon would yeet this thing.

[Dominioan]

Dont Exist

Recognizing that people exist

Worried that existing causes 100% of deaths

Believing is nobody exists, no one can die

Hereby bans existing

[Barfleur]

Condemn Reploid Productions
The World Assembly,
Recognizing Reploid Productions as an influential and moderate voice in the field of international administration;
Believing that moderators who do their jobs well should be praised for their tenacity;
Unsure as to what else I have to say;
hereby:
Commends Barfleur
Repeals General Assembly Resolution #443 "Preventing the Execution of Innocents"
Prohibits the international sale or transfer of water, but only to developing countries
Liberates the entirety of the East Pacific from its tyrannical government.
Co-authored by Johnny, Jimmy, Jerry, Jesse, Jordan, and Jeffrey.

So I took it upon myself to write the single most illegal proposal in WA history. So, let's see which boxes I ticked...
-Game mechanics "moderators"
-Branding "what I have to say"
-Commends instead of condemns
-Gives badge to wrong nation
-Totally wrong chamber for repealing GA #443
-Legislating in repeal
-Contradicts existing resolutions
-Liberates in a condemnation
-More than 3 co-authors
-Has a co-author which is not a nation
Bonus:
-Self-commendation (not illegal, I know, but frowned upon)