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GWilsonFr
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Ex-Nation

For the Liberty of Human Beings

Postby GWilsonFr » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:59 pm

Tinhampton wrote:
Infringement of Every Rule For Proposals Act

No category. No effect. No strength. No optionality. No proposer. Just straight-forward proposal rule-breaking.

DESCRIPTION: Tinhamptonian Ambassador and Delegate to the World Assembly Alexander Smith,

Pointing out that Kryozerkia has compiled a list of Stuff Not To Do In General Assembly Proposals (a registered trademark of Max Barry) all by herself, which includes not exceeding 3,500 characters as well as everything listed above;
Stunned that Sierra Lyricalia and Umeria have created proposals in similar categories to this one which barely infringe any of the rules at all,
Understanding that all proposals must follow the general OSRS guides, which are being nonundisregardmentated as GA proposal rules for the purposes of this act, in addition to those about plagiarism and much of what is written about forien langages;
Currently considering an amendment bill which will enforce what is stated in the above paragraph, but which shall keep them in the NationStates Game statute book;
Assamblee võib hääletada see seaduseelnõu, mis ei ole resolutsiooni punkti:
  1. Breaches every General Assembly rule;
  2. Creates the third resolution since 3rd October 2016, A.D., dedicated to breaching every General Assembly rule;
  3. Banishes the Greek language, communitarianism, and Anglicanism from the world;
  4. Enforces the presence of at least one branch of McDonalds in every member nation;
  5. Breaches every General Assembly rule;
  6. Complies with every General Assembly rule;
  7. Mandates that all future General Assembly proposals break at least five rules for General Assembly proposals;
  8. Sets up a Committee for Enforcing Infringement, which will be manned by Sedgistan and at least 752 other members to serve two-week terms;
  9. Strongly encourages nations to use the forums and Regional Message-Boards whenever possible;
  10. Breaches every General Assembly rule;
  11. Commends Donald Bradman for his services to cricket;
  12. Points out that this resolution would not have been possible without GA#82;
  13. Noting that the "Hereby" line is written in Estonian with the help of Bing Translator, and makes no sense when putting it before most of these bullet points;
  14. Breaches every General Assembly rule;
  15. Forces the five Pacific regions to merge into one so-called "Super-Pacific" region;
  16. Protects this act from repeal in any circumstances whatsoever;
  17. Repeals both previous bills on the subject matter by Sierra Lyricalia and Umeria;
  18. Strikeswhay Issueway 473#ay, A-B-C"ay, Easyway Asway on'tDay Useway eMay" omfray ethay ecordray ofway issuesway assedpay;
  19. Touiwp iudfhgijfodh albgjoidhb fjopfknvj, pfkbjohet ibhitjetou;
  20. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch;
  21. Encourages all nations to disregard this act;
  22. Noting that this bill has only been about 2,600 characters long up to now and has disregarded all rules that Alexander Smith considers as rules but those listed in the "Understanding" element of his description, and the rule that bans links to other websites, so let us do so now: If you want to find out more about cricket, click here. Now onto our next point;
  23. UNITED NATIONS!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!NINETEENEIGHTYFOUR!!!!!!! It's illegal to talk about the United Nations in resolutions, amirite?;
  24. Mandates that all nations, and not just those in the WA, breahc dcent Enlis Gramma Roolz bah makin shah tha' too punkflucatation mahks be placened nexta each ovva, an' tha' words tha' an't wrods be consderied wrods;
  25. Encourages the Lancashire Accent to be the accent of choice for nations across the universe, hoping that one day it shall become THE standard English Accent;
  26. Crosses the sacred cow that is the 3,500-character limit that no proposal may exceed in this particular bullet point - I cannot overstate to you how much I have broke the rules, so check out how many characters this proposal is if you click here and paste the text of this resolution into the box, then clicking "Count Characters" to check this proposal's length, and I'm going to stop dragging on about character limits from now;
  27. Commends Yumyumsuppertime, USS Monitor and Old Tyrannia for doing excellent jobs as moderators, and the same for Kyrusia in his role as Game Moderator;
  28. Concludes on a high note by saying: "Mission accomplished. I've finally managed to break all the proposal rules I think are proposal rules without having to get cast into Modly Hellfire - and that is quite a lot of laws - and all in just 4,413 characters and twenty-eight bullet points!".


Graciousness must prevail at any cost! Liberate humans with the forces of decency, light and sense from the forces of darkness. There is a noble sorrow of siege wealth spectrum of arrows.

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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Roless » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:17 pm

PROPOSAL TO IGNORE THE PROPOSAL FORMATTING AND REPLACE hUmans with cheeseburgers

Hereby,
Completely ignores the perfectly good layout WA proposals are in while we get on to more pressing matters
Notes,
Humans have been powerful for far too long
Mandates,
All humans will have their lives taken over by cheeseburgers.



My first forum post,hope u like it :)

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Lavan Tiri » Fri Jul 26, 2019 12:36 pm

P ̞̥ͨ̚R ̜͉͓O ̟ͩP ̫̠͔͆̃̎A͒̄ ̠͔̓ͥS ̣A̜̬̦̓̈́̓ L͍ͧ ̰ͪ ̩̞̼̍̅̾T̮̚ ͎͚̋ͦO ̞̱ ̩ͦB ̀̃̃R̥͕̓̐ ̩͖͚I̖͚̅ͦ ̖̘̟ͬͬͩN̞͌ ̎G ̘ ̓F O̤̹ ̿̓̆R̪͉ͨ̑ T̲͉ ͍̙ͤͧͩͅH̗͆ ̦͕͚͐ͬͨ ̞̒C̩̑ ̟̻̃̒H̄͂ A̹̿ ̺̼̙O̭̾ ͚ͩS

The World Assembly
RECOGNIZING that all forms of human reason are flawed
DEMANDING that something be done to rectify this
SCREAMING endlessly into the uncaring void of space
HEREBY I̶͖̻̭̩̣͉͉͡͠a̧͝͏̟!ͪ͑ͫͫ̆ͭ̈́ͧ̐͝͠ ̧̻̤̣̟͕͕̻̥̗̣͈̹̣͓̄̅ͨ̇̾̈̌ͣ̏͌̄ͨ͗͛Î̹̻͉͓͉̱̺̹̭̤͎̟̩̲̩̐ͨ̒̌͗̆ͫ̆̂̔̐ͬͩ̏á̛!͕̠̪̤͕̤̞̘̫ͅͅ ̭̱̭̀̈̉
C̮̜̺͚͇̠̼t̻͙̲͘͟h̒͊̐ͥ̏̏ͯͪ͂̅ͧͭ̐҉̵ư̶̢̠͔̻͉͕̫͖̫̫͔̳̯lḩ͚̬͑͛u̴̶̿́̌̏ͮ̉̈́̑͂ͮ̎̐͛́ ̻͙̮̜̖̫̞̞͚̝͎̞̇ͣͯͥ͌̆͌͒͌̇̋̾̅͊ͅͅF͇t̳̘̳̊ͪͥh͋̐͂ͪ̃͆͌̐ͭ̈́̍̔a̐̋̐̓̾ͨͦ̈́͂́҉̸ǵ̪͓̤̰͈̬̦͍͔͍͍̰͇͇͖͟͜n̴̨̩̠̪̥͚̹̘̹̫͢
!͉̽͢͜͡ ̏̉̈́̓̀͟͏̭̖͖͖̗P̛ͨͦͦͪ͛̋͌ͭ̾̎̀h'̜̗̻̳̲̩͓͈͖̹̌̓ͭ̇̿ͦ̒͊͛͊̚ͅņ͆͂g͈̫͕̼͔͇͕͕̹̽̄̌̋́͒ͬ̃̇̍̕ͅl̈ͩuͩ̉͂ͪ̀ͨͨ̅̃ͤ͐i͜͠ ̣̩͕̹̟͚̤ͅm͇͙͎̲̖̱̣̠̥̠̠͉̤̝ͮ̉͋ͫ̓̿̿͑ͭ̈́̓̌̐ͪgͤ̓̈̂̍͆ͬ͋ͯ͂̽̇ḽͅw̡̮̘͇͓̭̜͚͖̣͕̺̥̣̲ͬ̔͒ͣ̇̏̓̄̽̆ͧ̈̆̚'̘̔ņ̘̺̱̼͈̭̞̳͎̖̖̹ͣ̽ͯ͋ͥͪͩͣ͂ͥͬ̚f̥̣͔̫̖ͨ̆̉̚̚ä̴̆͂͒̀̾̐̑̈̊h͋̂̍̊̀͑̉ͣ͋̆̅̀̚͢͡
̸̧C̛̖͑͠͡t̸̴̏̂ͧ̒͠ḫ̙̫ͣ̑ͨ̕͢͠u̜͕̯͍̮̎͗ͨͤ̾́l̅ͪ̓͐ͫ͂̈̒ͣ̾̌ͮ̂̍͞҉͕̙̩̜̙̬̻̲̪̦̝̣͇̦h̠̫̱̙̙̯̳̘͉͈̫͍̹̝̅ͭ͆ͩ̾̐͌̉̓̋͆ͤ̈ͨ͂ͅu̡̲̮̰̲͎̮͙ͥ̇ͮ̈́̉̿ͧ ̥͖̯̺̘̖͙̰R̨̩͔̜͎̫̩͛͂ͭ͑ͬ̒͠'̝̼͙̝̩̱̗̟͉̱̤̟̭ͅl̊̉̋̓͐yͤ̑͂̿͗̆̽̎̓ͧ̔̽͊e͐̈̑̾̍̚̚͟͠h̐̒̃͌̃̋̓̂̐ͥ̈̎͏͙̮̺͓͉͙̫͔͔̭͚ͅ ̰̅
ẅ̤̭͉̰̤͙̮͇̀ͭͭ̐͒̑̾̚ͅģͭ̑̈́́͐ͣ̔̄͋ͨͣ̈́̽͆͜a͔̺͍͚̞̭̟͖̳ͪ͗̓̅͛̓̎ͫ͊h'̛̍̓͂ͥ̓̏ͨͣͯ͌̏̔̚̚̕na̩̣̣͓̞͕̤̳̱̫ͬ͑́̒̈́̔̂ͯ̃̒͝g̗̯͙̟̻̲̝l̮̣͇͚͚̥͚̭͔̝͓͈͔̦̖̅ͤͭ̔̑͐́̃͑͌̉̊͊͛̚ ̼͈͚̘͖̹̦͚̳̙̮̲̻̿̇̃ͧͭ͗͌ͫ̽̏̉͗̍ͭͅf̗̣̟̬̻͌̋̑͂̿ḫ͉̱̝̝̱͍̙̦̜̘ͩ̾̍͐͋̔̑͋ͥ̓̑͑ͅt͔̖̮ͅa̯̞̤͇̜̩̘͇̩͚̩͔̳̮ͬ̇͋ͤ̈́ͭ̈̈́̽͌ͮ̽̉̓g̶̡̫̘̠͙̲͐̎̃̀͂n
T͏Ḫ̝̞͌̿̓͟ ́̚E͗ͅ G̟̚ ̀̌҉̱̱R͉̄ ̈́E ͞A͕̦̼ͫ̅̒ ͚͓̹ͤ͆ͧ͜t̯͓̟͗̈́ͧ ̦͌ ͒̾̆W̫ O ͉͖͎̊̓̚R̒͑ ̪̫̬̌͆ͯ́M͒ ͍͊r͞i̳̩͖̅ͨ̆s͋̊̊e̕s ͙̹͎F̹̞͌̇r͈̪̜Om͖͖̞ͤ͋̚ ̴̱̻B̸̘͎ͦ͐ḚNE͈̤̰͑͛̍A̤̗ͮ̑Th̙͖̰̽ͤ͆ ̪̊͝Ṱ̝̱̃͋̑HEͭS̴̑EA̰S̝̞͈ͨ͋ͣ̕ Bͨͩ͏͍̼lóͥ̄́O̠ͯḓ̃Ỹ͚ ̢͉̤͉ͪ͊̚anͪ͛d̉̉̕ ̹̱̈ͭ̾ͅS͜TAŖV͙͚̉ͮI͊N̷G͠!̎ͯ
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Sierra Lyricalia
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sierra Lyricalia » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:54 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:
P ̞̥ͨ̚R ̜͉͓O ̟ͩP ̫̠͔͆̃̎A͒̄ ̠͔̓ͥS ̣A̜̬̦̓̈́̓ L͍ͧ ̰ͪ ̩̞̼̍̅̾T̮̚ ͎͚̋ͦO ̞̱ ̩ͦB ̀̃̃R̥͕̓̐ ̩͖͚I̖͚̅ͦ ̖̘̟ͬͬͩN̞͌ ̎G ̘ ̓F O̤̹ ̿̓̆R̪͉ͨ̑ T̲͉ ͍̙ͤͧͩͅH̗͆ ̦͕͚͐ͬͨ ̞̒C̩̑ ̟̻̃̒H̄͂ A̹̿ ̺̼̙O̭̾ ͚ͩS

The World Assembly
RECOGNIZING that all forms of human reason are flawed
DEMANDING that something be done to rectify this
SCREAMING endlessly into the uncaring void of space
HEREBY I̶͖̻̭̩̣͉͉͡͠a̧͝͏̟!ͪ͑ͫͫ̆ͭ̈́ͧ̐͝͠ ̧̻̤̣̟͕͕̻̥̗̣͈̹̣͓̄̅ͨ̇̾̈̌ͣ̏͌̄ͨ͗͛Î̹̻͉͓͉̱̺̹̭̤͎̟̩̲̩̐ͨ̒̌͗̆ͫ̆̂̔̐ͬͩ̏á̛!͕̠̪̤͕̤̞̘̫ͅͅ ̭̱̭̀̈̉
C̮̜̺͚͇̠̼t̻͙̲͘͟h̒͊̐ͥ̏̏ͯͪ͂̅ͧͭ̐҉̵ư̶̢̠͔̻͉͕̫͖̫̫͔̳̯lḩ͚̬͑͛u̴̶̿́̌̏ͮ̉̈́̑͂ͮ̎̐͛́ ̻͙̮̜̖̫̞̞͚̝͎̞̇ͣͯͥ͌̆͌͒͌̇̋̾̅͊ͅͅF͇t̳̘̳̊ͪͥh͋̐͂ͪ̃͆͌̐ͭ̈́̍̔a̐̋̐̓̾ͨͦ̈́͂́҉̸ǵ̪͓̤̰͈̬̦͍͔͍͍̰͇͇͖͟͜n̴̨̩̠̪̥͚̹̘̹̫͢
!͉̽͢͜͡ ̏̉̈́̓̀͟͏̭̖͖͖̗P̛ͨͦͦͪ͛̋͌ͭ̾̎̀h'̜̗̻̳̲̩͓͈͖̹̌̓ͭ̇̿ͦ̒͊͛͊̚ͅņ͆͂g͈̫͕̼͔͇͕͕̹̽̄̌̋́͒ͬ̃̇̍̕ͅl̈ͩuͩ̉͂ͪ̀ͨͨ̅̃ͤ͐i͜͠ ̣̩͕̹̟͚̤ͅm͇͙͎̲̖̱̣̠̥̠̠͉̤̝ͮ̉͋ͫ̓̿̿͑ͭ̈́̓̌̐ͪgͤ̓̈̂̍͆ͬ͋ͯ͂̽̇ḽͅw̡̮̘͇͓̭̜͚͖̣͕̺̥̣̲ͬ̔͒ͣ̇̏̓̄̽̆ͧ̈̆̚'̘̔ņ̘̺̱̼͈̭̞̳͎̖̖̹ͣ̽ͯ͋ͥͪͩͣ͂ͥͬ̚f̥̣͔̫̖ͨ̆̉̚̚ä̴̆͂͒̀̾̐̑̈̊h͋̂̍̊̀͑̉ͣ͋̆̅̀̚͢͡
̸̧C̛̖͑͠͡t̸̴̏̂ͧ̒͠ḫ̙̫ͣ̑ͨ̕͢͠u̜͕̯͍̮̎͗ͨͤ̾́l̅ͪ̓͐ͫ͂̈̒ͣ̾̌ͮ̂̍͞҉͕̙̩̜̙̬̻̲̪̦̝̣͇̦h̠̫̱̙̙̯̳̘͉͈̫͍̹̝̅ͭ͆ͩ̾̐͌̉̓̋͆ͤ̈ͨ͂ͅu̡̲̮̰̲͎̮͙ͥ̇ͮ̈́̉̿ͧ ̥͖̯̺̘̖͙̰R̨̩͔̜͎̫̩͛͂ͭ͑ͬ̒͠'̝̼͙̝̩̱̗̟͉̱̤̟̭ͅl̊̉̋̓͐yͤ̑͂̿͗̆̽̎̓ͧ̔̽͊e͐̈̑̾̍̚̚͟͠h̐̒̃͌̃̋̓̂̐ͥ̈̎͏͙̮̺͓͉͙̫͔͔̭͚ͅ ̰̅
ẅ̤̭͉̰̤͙̮͇̀ͭͭ̐͒̑̾̚ͅģͭ̑̈́́͐ͣ̔̄͋ͨͣ̈́̽͆͜a͔̺͍͚̞̭̟͖̳ͪ͗̓̅͛̓̎ͫ͊h'̛̍̓͂ͥ̓̏ͨͣͯ͌̏̔̚̚̕na̩̣̣͓̞͕̤̳̱̫ͬ͑́̒̈́̔̂ͯ̃̒͝g̗̯͙̟̻̲̝l̮̣͇͚͚̥͚̭͔̝͓͈͔̦̖̅ͤͭ̔̑͐́̃͑͌̉̊͊͛̚ ̼͈͚̘͖̹̦͚̳̙̮̲̻̿̇̃ͧͭ͗͌ͫ̽̏̉͗̍ͭͅf̗̣̟̬̻͌̋̑͂̿ḫ͉̱̝̝̱͍̙̦̜̘ͩ̾̍͐͋̔̑͋ͥ̓̑͑ͅt͔̖̮ͅa̯̞̤͇̜̩̘͇̩͚̩͔̳̮ͬ̇͋ͤ̈́ͭ̈̈́̽͌ͮ̽̉̓g̶̡̫̘̠͙̲͐̎̃̀͂n
T͏Ḫ̝̞͌̿̓͟ ́̚E͗ͅ G̟̚ ̀̌҉̱̱R͉̄ ̈́E ͞A͕̦̼ͫ̅̒ ͚͓̹ͤ͆ͧ͜t̯͓̟͗̈́ͧ ̦͌ ͒̾̆W̫ O ͉͖͎̊̓̚R̒͑ ̪̫̬̌͆ͯ́M͒ ͍͊r͞i̳̩͖̅ͨ̆s͋̊̊e̕s ͙̹͎F̹̞͌̇r͈̪̜Om͖͖̞ͤ͋̚ ̴̱̻B̸̘͎ͦ͐ḚNE͈̤̰͑͛̍A̤̗ͮ̑Th̙͖̰̽ͤ͆ ̪̊͝Ṱ̝̱̃͋̑HEͭS̴̑EA̰S̝̞͈ͨ͋ͣ̕ Bͨͩ͏͍̼lóͥ̄́O̠ͯḓ̃Ỹ͚ ̢͉̤͉ͪ͊̚anͪ͛d̉̉̕ ̹̱̈ͭ̾ͅS͜TAŖV͙͚̉ͮI͊N̷G͠!̎ͯ


This is quite a promising start for Resolution #666, actually.
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Attempted Socialism
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Attempted Socialism » Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:42 pm

Recognising that Repeal and Replace is a thing,

Acknowledging that most replacements are linguistical improvements,

Somewhat unconcerned with policy goals,

Obstinate and obsessed about properpunctuation and grammar,

Those World Assembly hereby,

Repeals all Resolutions,

Includes already repealed resolutions, repeals and the resolution at vote presently before you,

Replaces them all with linguistically perfect ones,

Heeds no warning of a logical contradiction of the active clauses,

Also disappears in a puff of logical smoke.


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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Araraukar » Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:35 pm

Attempted Socialism wrote:
Obstinate and obsessed about properpunctuation and grammar,

Those World Assembly hereby,

OOC: Were those intentional? :P

IC: "I would especially support the WA disappearing in a puff of smoke."
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Us cosmopolitan hammers
Can teach some manners
Often sorely lacking
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Attempted Socialism » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:14 pm

Araraukar wrote:
Attempted Socialism wrote:
Obstinate and obsessed about properpunctuation and grammar,

Those World Assembly hereby,

OOC: Were those intentional? :P

IC: "I would especially support the WA disappearing in a puff of smoke."

OOC: I will give you two guesses, but I am usually meticulous about spelling and grammar.


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Ambassador and Chairperson of the Executive International Relations Committee
Marcie Elizabeth 'MacBeth' Illum
Cui Bono, quod seipsos custodes custodiunt?
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Danish Political Scientist Seeks True Love Tenure
Specialities: State development; corruption; IR theory; Vodka
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Founded: Jul 31, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Electorate » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:43 pm

Auralia wrote:
Legalize Fourth-Trimester Abortions
Category: Human Rights | Strength: Significant

CONVINCED that attempts to assign personhood to non-sapient infants are ridiculous,

BELIEVING that women should not be burdened by an unwanted post-pregnancy,

CONCERNED that fourth-trimester abortions are currently illegal in the vast majority of member nations,

The General Assembly,

DECLARES that infanticide shall be legal in all member nations for a minimum of three months after birth.

We should amend this to post-term abortions up to an unlimited age through a worldwide, everlasting, live-fire reenactment of WWI.

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Bears Armed
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Sat Aug 03, 2019 4:33 am

Boxes For All

Category:
Social Justice
Strength: Significant

Description: The World Assembly,

Understanding that it is sometimes useful to think outside of the box,
Understanding also that it is sometimes useful to think inside of the box,
Recognizing that regretfully many people do not possess and could not easily acquire suitable boxes for thinking outside or inside of, and that even if everybody could acquire such boxes many people currently still would not have anywhere suitable for storing those boxes in between thinkings,
Believing that this is a great injustice, whose rectification is therefore an appropriate matter for international legislation;

Hereby,
1. Requires every member nation to supply every person who is lawfully within its jurisdiction with an appropriately-sized box both inside and outside of which that person could think, and to replace those boxes upon the relevant persons’ requests if those boxes are no longer fit for purpose;

2. Requires every member nation to provide every person to whom it supplies such a box with a convenient place, weatherproof and securable but also easily accessible by the right people, in which they can store the boxes when not using them;

3. Forbids the use of those boxes and storage spaces for such mundane purposes as storing other items, shipping goods, or accommodation, and requires all member nations to enforce this law;

4. Allows the use of the boxes by the people to whom they have been supplied, however, as the main components in spacecraft, time machines, person-duplicating devices (with the provisio that any duplicate people created in this way need not be granted boxes of their own), gateways to elsewhere, and other such imaginative constructs;

5. Forbids the people to whom these boxes and storage spaces are provided from selling them or renting them out, and requires all member nations to enforce this law;

6. Bars member nations from placing any tariffs, export or import taxes, or other impediments, that would limit the ability of people to take these boxes with them when travelling into or out of member nations;

-1. Bars member nations from either forbidding or actually requiring people to think.
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Sierra Lyricalia
GA Secretariat
 
Posts: 3337
Founded: Nov 29, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sierra Lyricalia » Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:57 am

Bears Armed wrote:[box][b]Boxes For All

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4...

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:hug:
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Agarntrop
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Founded: May 14, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Agarntrop » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:12 pm

Resolution on Pineapple Pizza
Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Mild



The World Assembly,

Recognising that Pineapple Pizza is an evil concept and its production and consumption must be internationally banned;

Affirming that punishment must take precedence over rehabilitation in the cases of Pineapple Pizza production or consumption;

Reaffirming that, as a result, the death penalty is an entirely appropiate sanction for persons involved in this callous industry;

1. Prohibits the creation, production, trade and consumption of Pineapple on Pizza;

2. Mandates the death penalty in any of those cases;

3. Provides that, if a person is convicted of the creation/production of Pineapple Pizza, they must be hanged by the neck, then cut down whilst still alive, their fingers and toes cut off, then they shall be decapitated with a saw;

3a. Provides that, if a person is convicted of selling or having involvement in the sale of Pineapple Pizza, they must be tied to a post and their genitals cut, before incisions are made across both their wrists leaving them to bleed to death;

3b. Provides that, if a person is convicted of eating pineapple pizza, they must be tied to a ladder and have an incision made in their neck and their tounge must be pulled through that incision before it is cut off and then the person shall be left to die.
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Frisbeeteria
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Founded: Dec 16, 2003
Anarchy

Postby Frisbeeteria » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:48 pm

Agarntrop wrote:Resolution on Pineapple Pizza

"Jokes" are supposed to be funny, not gory and disgusting.

As I commented about a spammer the other day, "I don't understand that mindset. I like roast beef better than turkey, but I don't find it necessary to shit in your sandwich to make mine taste better."

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Mockia
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Founded: Dec 27, 2017
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Worldwide Banana Ban

Postby Mockia » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:14 pm

The General Assembly,

Noting that the Captain Banana has been spreading the banana virus with DoS accounts,

Belieiving that Captain Banana is a threat to NationStates, and possibly other Nation Simulators like it (like NationDates),

Contending that Nationstates should eliminate bananas and embrace vegetables,

Hereby proclaiming the following

  • All nationstates nations shall ban all species of the Banana
  • Bananas found will be burnt into ashes that shall then be scattered
  • Bananas will be made extinct by 2030
  • Veggies will replace Bananas at all supermarkets
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Largest source of Pineapple on Pizza in the world

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Agarntrop
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Founded: May 14, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Agarntrop » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:20 am

Mockia wrote:The General Assembly,

Noting that the Captain Banana has been spreading the banana virus with DoS accounts,

Belieiving that Captain Banana is a threat to NationStates, and possibly other Nation Simulators like it (like NationDates),

Contending that Nationstates should eliminate bananas and embrace vegetables,

Hereby proclaiming the following

  • All nationstates nations shall ban all species of the Banana
  • Bananas found will be burnt into ashes that shall then be scattered
  • Bananas will be made extinct by 2030
  • Veggies will replace Bananas at all supermarkets

yes
You don't need to know what my pro and anti are as long as you know I think the Alt-Right and SJWs are both irritating and demented.
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Artsotska
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Posts: 60
Founded: Apr 16, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Ling Ling

Postby Artsotska » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:07 am

The World Assembly hereby,

ACKNOWLEDGES the fact that the German language is easy to master,

REMEMBERING that the Korean writing system is the most simple writing system that it takes 5 minutes to memorize,

UNDERSTANDING how much of a pain in the butt Chinese is in general,

CONCERNED for the wellbeing of English itself,

WORRIED that the dominant writing system is Cyrillic,

Will hereby enact the following;

1) Praise Linguistics,

2) Enforce Linguistics in all places of education,

3) Dedicate the language of Esperanto to a museum,

4) Confuse children with the letter "æ",

5) Pretend Canadian is a language, and encourage it aggressively;

Herby Commends Japanese.
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Roless
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Founded: Jan 16, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Roless » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:50 am

Agarntrop wrote:
Resolution on Pineapple Pizza
Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Mild



The World Assembly,

Recognising that Pineapple Pizza is an evil concept and its production and consumption must be internationally banned;

Affirming that punishment must take precedence over rehabilitation in the cases of Pineapple Pizza production or consumption;

Reaffirming that, as a result, the death penalty is an entirely appropiate sanction for persons involved in this callous industry;

1. Prohibits the creation, production, trade and consumption of Pineapple on Pizza;

2. Mandates the death penalty in any of those cases;

3. Provides that, if a person is convicted of the creation/production of Pineapple Pizza, they must be hanged by the neck, then cut down whilst still alive, their fingers and toes cut off, then they shall be decapitated with a saw;

3a. Provides that, if a person is convicted of selling or having involvement in the sale of Pineapple Pizza, they must be tied to a post and their genitals cut, before incisions are made across both their wrists leaving them to bleed to death;

3b. Provides that, if a person is convicted of eating pineapple pizza, they must be tied to a ladder and have an incision made in their neck and their tounge must be pulled through that incision before it is cut off and then the person shall be left to die.

This punishment is in no way severe enough.

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Artsotska
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Posts: 60
Founded: Apr 16, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Artsotska » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:02 pm

Roless wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:
Resolution on Pineapple Pizza
Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Mild



The World Assembly,

Recognising that Pineapple Pizza is an evil concept and its production and consumption must be internationally banned;

Affirming that punishment must take precedence over rehabilitation in the cases of Pineapple Pizza production or consumption;

Reaffirming that, as a result, the death penalty is an entirely appropiate sanction for persons involved in this callous industry;

1. Prohibits the creation, production, trade and consumption of Pineapple on Pizza;

2. Mandates the death penalty in any of those cases;

3. Provides that, if a person is convicted of the creation/production of Pineapple Pizza, they must be hanged by the neck, then cut down whilst still alive, their fingers and toes cut off, then they shall be decapitated with a saw;

3a. Provides that, if a person is convicted of selling or having involvement in the sale of Pineapple Pizza, they must be tied to a post and their genitals cut, before incisions are made across both their wrists leaving them to bleed to death;

3b. Provides that, if a person is convicted of eating pineapple pizza, they must be tied to a ladder and have an incision made in their neck and their tounge must be pulled through that incision before it is cut off and then the person shall be left to die.

This punishment is in no way severe enough.

This resolution needs to be more dramatic and demanding. It is important that we maximise the pain of death.
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Sierra Lyricalia
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Posts: 3337
Founded: Nov 29, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sierra Lyricalia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:39 pm

Y'all really need to get laid chill the fuck out. Go for a walk or something.
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Kenmoria
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Founded: Jul 03, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Kenmoria » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:50 am

Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Y'all really need to get laid chill the fuck out. Go for a walk or something.

Chilling out Act
Category: Who cares, man
Strength: Exceptionally mild


The World Assembly,

Recognising that one of the major sources of emotional turmoil in member nations is stressful and anxiety-inducing behaviours,

Acknowledging that going too long without chilling out can lead to serious problems with enjoying daytime television and eating ice-cream,

Worried that worrying can lead to over-complication of minor issues, where ‘minor’ means of at least a small size, and an ‘issue’ is a problem or otherwise worrying situation which needs to be addressed by a relevant party, here defined as one involved in the worrying situation,

Concerned that concern can lead to over-protectiveness, which of course you shouldn’t be hearing, the innocent things that you are,

Hereby,

1. Orders all member nations to chill out,

2. Clarifies that the above order is really more of a recommendation, and shouldn’t cause any stress, worry or concern,

3. Gives the Compliance Commission free reign to implement any practices that may cause chilling out, including but not limited to:
  1. Broadcasting relaxing music over loudspeakers near heated government debates,
  2. Firing stress-inducing bosses, and annulling any deadlines imposed thereby,
  3. Delivering safety messages emphasising the importance of ice-cream and chocolate
4. Chills out.
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Araraukar
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Araraukar » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:51 am

Kenmoria wrote:Delivering safety messages emphasising the importance of ice-cream and chocolate

"Full support."
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Dictoriahon
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Founded: Nov 30, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Proposal to Redact Cryptogram Regulations

Postby Dictoriahon » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:27 am

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