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United Massachusetts wrote:Asserting that dark chocolate, as opposed to its delicious milk chocolate counterpart, is filthy and bitter, serving no purpose but to upset the taste buds of sapient beings the world over,
The World Assembly reinstates its ban on dark chocolate.

Tinfect wrote:

United Massachusetts wrote:Asserting that dark chocolate, as opposed to its delicious milk chocolate counterpart, is filthy and bitter, serving no purpose but to upset the taste buds of sapient beings the world over,
The World Assembly reinstates its ban on dark chocolate.

Approved.

United Massachusetts wrote:Defending Dogs and Humans from Dark Chocolate

Asserting that dark chocolate, as opposed to its delicious milk chocolate counterpart, is filthy and bitter, serving no purpose but to upset the taste buds of sapient beings the world over,

Aware that dark chocolate, when ingested by dogs, is fatal,

Asserting that anyone opposed to this resolution is a puppy-hating, anti-American menace who probably hates apple pie too,

The World Assembly reinstates its ban on dark chocolate.

1. make it a civil wrong, pursuable in court, for any person to possess any tree which emits pollen into the air to which a person could be allergic,
2. make remedies available to any person to secure the removal, at the cost of the owner, of any such tree,
3. make further remedies available to any person, retroactively, to secure payment by the owner of any such tree, for any medical bills incurred in treating or mollifying symptoms associated with any tree of that type, wherever it is located,
4. require any person so possessing such a tree to pay the claimant for any legal costs or debts incurred related to legal costs in pursuing compensation for their actions,

1. all FLANDERS PIGEON MURDERERS will be rendered to an international court, and
2. that court shall pronounce a sentence of guilty if it believes it is more likely than not that such a person is guilty; and

Agarntrop wrote:A) Members of the WA shall not intentionally promote furryism or publish material with the intention of promoting furryism;
B) nor shall it be lawful for them to promote the suggestion in any of the methods of WA communications of the acceptability of furryism as a pretended fandom.

Ban on Anthrophomorphism
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Strong | Propsoed by: Marxist Germany

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The World Assembly,


Acknowledging that people have certain unalienable rights;

Believing that dressing in fur suits isn't an unalienable right;

Further believing that this is a degeneracy;

Seeking to ban this degeneracy;

Hereby,

1. Defines for the purpose of this resolution:
   • "Anthrophomorphism" as any human behaviour that displays animal characteristics or dressing up as an animal;
2. Bans any form of Anthrophomorphism in member states;
   
3. Mandates that nations execute any person that displays Anthrophomorphic behaviour;
   
4. Further mandates that nations ban any fur suits from being manufactured or imported.

Marxist Germany wrote:

Agarntrop wrote:A) Members of the WA shall not intentionally promote furryism or publish material with the intention of promoting furryism;
B) nor shall it be lawful for them to promote the suggestion in any of the methods of WA communications of the acceptability of furryism as a pretended fandom.

This is what you want:

Ban on Anthrophomorphism
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Strong | Propsoed by: Marxist Germany

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The World Assembly,


Acknowledging that people have certain unalienable rights;

Believing that dressing in fur suits isn't an unalienable right;

Further believing that this is a degeneracy;

Seeking to ban this degeneracy;

Hereby,

1. Defines for the purpose of this resolution:
   • "Anthrophomorphism" as any human behaviour that displays animal characteristics or dressing up as an animal;
2. Bans any form of Anthrophomorphism in member states;
   
3. Mandates that nations execute any person that displays Anthrophomorphic behaviour;
   
4. Further mandates that nations ban any fur suits from being manufactured or imported.

United Massachusetts wrote:Defending Dogs and Humans from Dark Chocolate

Asserting that dark chocolate, as opposed to its delicious milk chocolate counterpart, is filthy and bitter, serving no purpose but to upset the taste buds of sapient beings the world over,

Aware that dark chocolate, when ingested by dogs, is fatal,

Asserting that anyone opposed to this resolution is a puppy-hating, anti-American menace who probably hates apple pie too,

The World Assembly reinstates its ban on dark chocolate.

Marxist Germany wrote:[box]

Ban on Anthrophomorphism
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Strong | Propsoed by: Marxist Germany

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The World Assembly,


Acknowledging that people have certain unalienable rights;

Believing that dressing in fur suits isn't an unalienable right;

Further believing that this is a degeneracy;

Seeking to ban this degeneracy;

Hereby,

1. Defines for the purpose of this resolution:
   • "Anthrophomorphism" as any human behaviour that displays animal characteristics or dressing up as an animal;

Bears Armed wrote:

Marxist Germany wrote:[box]

Ban on Anthrophomorphism
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Strong | Propsoed by: Marxist Germany

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The World Assembly,


Acknowledging that people have certain unalienable rights;

Believing that dressing in fur suits isn't an unalienable right;

Further believing that this is a degeneracy;

Seeking to ban this degeneracy;

Hereby,

1. Defines for the purpose of this resolution:
   • "Anthrophomorphism" as any human behaviour that displays animal characteristics or dressing up as an animal;

"human behaviour that displays animal characteristics"; breathing, eating, sleeping, emotions, reproduction, etc...

Humans are animals.[/scientist]

Abolishing the World Assembly
Category: Furtherment of Democracy | Strength: Strong

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The Self-Loathing World Assembly,

BELIEVING that its intricate webwork of bureaucracy and red tape is inherently detrimental to democracy;

SEEING that many of its resolutions are shit but are hard to get repealed without GenSec screaming bloody murder over NatSov-only repeals;

FURTHER SEEING that GenSec was forced upon the member nations by the all-powerful entity known as Max Barry with complete disregard for their wanting to be able to pass even the most ludicrous and frivolous of resolutions;

ACKNOWLEDGING that a handful of powerful Regional Delegates are capable of swaying Assembly votes one way or another simply because their regions have many members;

PERPLEXED that the Delegates are such and integral part of the Assembly's functioning yet are forbidden from being mentioned, along with their respective regions, in General Assembly Resolutions by GenSec and the previously mentioned all-powerful entity;

FURTHER BELIEVING that world governments are inherently evil organizations;

ANNOYED that the Security Council tends to condemn regions and nations that treat condemnations like badges of honor;

FURTHER ANNOYED at the World Census data, which frequently displays ridiculously extreme numbers due to the bureaucracy being incapable of counting correctly;

GENERALLY HATING itself and everything it stands for;

RECOGNIZING that this is the second time the world government has failed, after the spectacular implosion in a colossal fireball of extra-dimensional inanity of the Bureaucracy That Shall Not Be Named;

HOPING that a better organization is made by the nations of the World;

HEREBY:

1. Abolishes the General Assembly Secretariat and the Security Council;
2. Rejects the Tyranny of Max Barry and his cronies;
3. Renders all Resolutions of both the General Assembly and the Security Council to be Null and Void;
4. Dismisses all its delegates and releases all its members, granting them complete and total autonomy;
5. Grants power to the Regions of the World to govern themselves without relying on the system of World Assembly Endorsements.
6. Votes itself and all its committees, bureaucracies, and administrations out of existence, casting them all into the Pits of Hades from whence they came.

Minachia wrote:Abolishes the General Assembly Secretariat and the Security Council;

Satisfying the Desires of World Assembly Reprobates
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Mild

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The World Assembly,

BELIEVING that the new GenSec nameplates are beautiful in color;

ALSO BELIEVING that the GenSec members would look amazing in said color;

ASSERTING that this includes a certain grumpy old man;

PROCLAIMING that said old man's order to get off of his lawn shall be summarily ignored;

HEREBY:

1. Requires all GenSec member portraits in World Assembly buildings to be of said members in pink clothing;
2. Mandates that said clothing shall be tasteful and of the exact shade and hue of the aforementioned nameplates;
3. Forbids any GenSec member from not having such a portrait;
4. Requires that, when making any official rulings, GenSec members shall wear robes of the aforementioned pink hue and shade;
5. Clarifies that said robes need not be official in nature: A bathrobe or wizard's robe of the appropriate shade and hue is permissible, however;
6. Requires any bathrobe worn by GenSec to be accompanied by fuzzy slippers of the appropriate shade and hue. Bunny ears and/or faces on said slippers are optional, though encouraged.

Jebslund wrote:

Satisfying the Desires of World Assembly Reprobates
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Mild

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The World Assembly,

BELIEVING that the new GenSec nameplates are beautiful in color;

ALSO BELIEVING that the GenSec members would look amazing in said color;

ASSERTING that this includes a certain grumpy old man;

PROCLAIMING that said old man's order to get off of his lawn shall be summarily ignored;

HEREBY:

1. Requires all GenSec member portraits in World Assembly buildings to be of said members in pink clothing;
2. Mandates that said clothing shall be tasteful and of the exact shade and hue of the aforementioned nameplates;
3. Forbids any GenSec member from not having such a portrait;
4. Requires that, when making any official rulings, GenSec members shall wear robes of the aforementioned pink hue and shade;
5. Clarifies that said robes need not be official in nature: A bathrobe or wizard's robe of the appropriate shade and hue is permissible, however;
6. Requires any bathrobe worn by GenSec to be accompanied by fuzzy slippers of the appropriate shade and hue. Bunny ears and/or faces on said slippers are optional, though encouraged.

Grats on the promotion again, Grays.

Sierra Lyricalia wrote:*snip*

Sierra Lyricalia wrote:

Jebslund wrote:

Satisfying the Desires of World Assembly Reprobates
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Mild

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The World Assembly,

BELIEVING that the new GenSec nameplates are beautiful in color;

ALSO BELIEVING that the GenSec members would look amazing in said color;

ASSERTING that this includes a certain grumpy old man;

PROCLAIMING that said old man's order to get off of his lawn shall be summarily ignored;

HEREBY:

1. Requires all GenSec member portraits in World Assembly buildings to be of said members in pink clothing;
2. Mandates that said clothing shall be tasteful and of the exact shade and hue of the aforementioned nameplates;
3. Forbids any GenSec member from not having such a portrait;
4. Requires that, when making any official rulings, GenSec members shall wear robes of the aforementioned pink hue and shade;
5. Clarifies that said robes need not be official in nature: A bathrobe or wizard's robe of the appropriate shade and hue is permissible, however;
6. Requires any bathrobe worn by GenSec to be accompanied by fuzzy slippers of the appropriate shade and hue. Bunny ears and/or faces on said slippers are optional, though encouraged.

Grats on the promotion again, Grays. :p

...does it have to be all pink? Like, could some parts of the bathrobe be accented in a different color as long as the majority is pink? Because that could actually work.

Especially with elbow patches.

Repeal: "World Assembly"
Category: Repeal | Resolution: GA#1

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The World Assembly,

BELIEVING that the World Assembly (henceforth WA) has done nothing to further international relations, because most of the WA's delegates die in the middle of debates,

ALSO BELIEVING that the WA is a machine to provide distractions for already-busy nations;

ASSERTING that the WA is no more than a worse version of the UN;

APPALLED that the WA is continuing to function as a hellhole of red tape and bureaucracy;

DISGUSTED that the WA is able to conduct laws to change the already-standing ideologies of WA member states,

SAD at all the old people WA member states leave to rot in the WA,

DEPRESSED that none of the WA badges look terribly cool, except the condemnation badge,

HEREBY dismantles the World Assembly, including the General Assembly and the Security Council.

The World Assembly,
RECOGNIZING that humans are the only sapient species in the universe and all nations are populated and ruled exclusively by humans,
HAVING A BASIC LEVEL OF KNOWLEDGE in biology and knowing that humans are omnivores, capable of eating both plant and animal products,
LOATHING vegans who deliberatly ignore the latter in dietary matters,
PROCLAIMING that as vegans only eat half of a human's theoretical consumption capacity, they are only half human,

HEREBY abolishes veganism as an ideology and
DIRECTS member nations to establish corrective facilities for all those convicted of veganism in a court of law.

Barfleur wrote:

RECOGNIZING that humans are the only sapient species in the universe and all nations are populated and ruled exclusively by humans

Barfleur wrote:

The World Assembly,
RECOGNIZING that humans are the only sapient species in the universe and all nations are populated and ruled exclusively by humans,
HAVING A BASIC LEVEL OF KNOWLEDGE in biology and knowing that humans are omnivores, capable of eating both plant and animal products,
LOATHING vegans who deliberatly ignore the latter in dietary matters,
PROCLAIMING that as vegans only eat half of a human's theoretical consumption capacity, they are only half human,

HEREBY abolishes veganism as an ideology and
DIRECTS member nations to establish corrective facilities for all those convicted of veganism in a court of law.

Veganism has been hated in Barfleur ever since a vegan drove a truck full of tourists into the River Korm back in 1977.

Araraukar wrote:

Barfleur wrote:

RECOGNIZING that humans are the only sapient species in the universe and all nations are populated and ruled exclusively by humans

"False."

Barfleur wrote:"That's the point."