Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:12 pm
Ah. Well, Wrapper is definitely early... Unless date line shenanigans are at play. UTC+14 and all that.
Because sometimes even national leaders just want to hang out
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On the Second Day of Christmas
Category: Education and Creativity || Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage || Proposed by: Wallenburg
Having previously seen to the distribution of IA's secret telegram key,
Recognizing the power of Christmas cheer in solving international dilemmas,
Certain that Santa will leave presents for all the good ambassadors,
Resolving to fight the war on Christmas,
On the second day of Christmas, the World Assembly does decree that each member state shall receive:
- Two (2) lemming Votes, and
- IA's secret telegram key.
Teretstein wrote:Ban Heterosexual Intercourse
Category: Human Rights
Strength: Strong
NOTING that all evil people and other criminals came into this world as a product of heterosexual intercourse,
CONCERNED that more evil people will come into being in the future,
BELIEVING that most of the world's problems are caused by persons,
HEREBY bans heterosexual intercourse for both recreation and for the purposes of reproduction.
The World Assembly,
Noting that it exists,
Also noting that theexisted,
Further noting that there are trillions of people in the world,
Coming to realize that 1 trillion is 993 billion too many,
Hereby releases a virus that deletes NationStates.
On the Third Day of Christmas
Category: Education and Creativity || Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage || Proposed by: Wallenburg
Having previously seen to the distribution of two (2) lemming Votes and IA's secret telegram key,
Recognizing the power of Christmas cheer in solving international dilemmas,
Certain that Santa will leave presents for all the good ambassadors,
Resolving to fight the war on Christmas,
On the third day of Christmas, the World Assembly does decree that each member state shall receive:
- Three (3) summer trolls,
- Two (2) lemming Votes, and
- IA's secret telegram key.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas
Category: Education and Creativity || Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage || Proposed by: Wallenburg
Having previously seen to the distribution of three (3) summer trolls, two (2) lemming Votes, and IA's secret telegram key,
Recognizing the power of Christmas cheer in solving international dilemmas,
Certain that Santa will leave presents for all the good ambassadors,
Resolving to fight the war on Christmas,
On the fourth day of Christmas, the World Assembly does decree that each member state shall receive:
- Four (4) campaign TGs,
- Three (3) summer trolls,
- Two (2) lemming Votes, and
- IA's secret telegram key.
NOTING that much in the way of incessant arguing over otherwise pointless proposals is enacted on a continuous basis,
UNDERSTANDING that this arguing is necessary for the decision-making process,
ALSO UNDERSTANDING that time is needed for this decision-making process
HEARBY REQUESTS A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OF THE WA, TO OCCUR FOR AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME, UNTIL EVERYONE CAN AGREE ON THE EXISTING PROPOSALS,
AND LIKEWISE ALLOWS THE WA TO SHUTDOWN WHENEVER IS NECESSARY IN THE FUTURE, IN THE EVENT THAT IT SHOULD BE DEEMED NECESSARY.
Cult of the Black Beast wrote:HERBY REQUESTS A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OF THE WA, TO OCCUR FOR AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME, UNTIL EVERYONE CAN AGREE ON THE EXISTING PROPOSALS, AND LIKEWISE ALLOWS THE WA TO SHUTDOWN WHENEVER IS NECESSARY IN THE FUTURE, IN THE EVENT THAT IT SHOULD BE DEEMED NECESSARY.
Herby wrote:Cult of the Black Beast wrote:HERBY REQUESTS A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OF THE WA, TO OCCUR FOR AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME, UNTIL EVERYONE CAN AGREE ON THE EXISTING PROPOSALS, AND LIKEWISE ALLOWS THE WA TO SHUTDOWN WHENEVER IS NECESSARY IN THE FUTURE, IN THE EVENT THAT IT SHOULD BE DEEMED NECESSARY.
Ehhhhh believe me I would if I could! Heh heh heh.
Nintendo Switch Parental Controls wrote:Card puppets are too overpowered.
The General Assembly,
Believing a woman always has the right to choose as to whether her offspring, especially in the womb, deserve to live,
Understanding this assembly hasn't gone far enough in protecting women rights,
Knowing it is not fair to say a woman should not be able to abort after birth,
Hereby,
Permits women to abort after birth with no limit to the age at which the clump of cells that she birthed may be aborted,
Knows that since babies die in the womb if the mother dies it is only fair all clumps of cells which may be classified as her offspring of any age of hers also must be terminated,
Does this in the name of Women's Right to Choose,
Establishes the above and the abortion freedoms act.
Transgenda Enforcement ActCategory: Trans Rights! || Strength: ThermonuclearGlobal Trans Agenda Legislative Cabal, US BranchAuthor: Tinfect, Lord-Genderizer of California
The World Assembly,
Acknowledging the continued existence of Cis people despite the best efforts of top-secret gender operatives the world over,
Dismayed by the failure of decades of research in medical and sociological fields to come up with any real, hard, scientific, this-one-dude's-third-grade-biology-class evidence for the existence of the transgenderereds beyond the realm of The Libs brainwashing our pure white children,
Ignoring the vast surplus of evidence that transition, social or medical, social acceptance, and improves and in many cases saves the lives of many transgender individuals,
Sticking its fingers in its ears and steadfastly refusing to so much as google the subject so as to allow it to continue to make the same, repetitive, disprove, nonsensical, and downright bigoted claims that it was going to make anyway,
Seeking to rectify this global tragedy with immediate effect,
Hereby:
- Establishes the Transgender Rights And Nuclear Strategy Agency Generating Explosions Nominally Destroying Academics, hereby referred to as The TRANS AGENDA,
- Enables The TRANS AGENDA to publish, print, and distribute, all 10,000 verses of The Book of Genders,
- Empowers The TRANS AGENDA with full control of all nuclear arsenals within Member-States,
- Requires that any and all Nuclear Arsenals falling under the jurisdiction of The TRANS AGENDA be used at once to nuke any and all centers of Cisgender population,
Mandates:
- That all 10,000 verses of The Book of Genders be read, aloud, each day at noon and midnight, by every citizen of a Member-State, from memory.
- That schooling within Member-States shall consist solely of soft repetition of a single verse of The Book of Genders, until memorized, with graduation to take place upon memorization of all 10,000 verses,
- That Member-States to daily venerate and make appropriate blood sacrifices to The TRANS AGENDA,
Prohibits:
- The recognition of any so-called 'heterosexual marriages' by any Member-State,
- The continued existence of any self-identified or suspected 'cisgendered' individuals.
- The fields of ScienceTM, Biology, History, and Common SenseTM, lest they interfere in the activities of The TRANS AGENDA
Tinfect wrote:*snip*
Auralia wrote:Legalize Fourth-Trimester Abortions
Category: Human Rights | Strength: Significant
CONVINCED that attempts to assign personhood to non-sapient infants are ridiculous,
BELIEVING that women should not be burdened by an unwanted post-pregnancy,
CONCERNED that fourth-trimester abortions are currently illegal in the vast majority of member nations,
The General Assembly,
DECLARES that infanticide shall be legal in all member nations for a minimum of three months after birth.