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Postby Grenartia » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:59 am

The General Assembly:

Alarmed about the prevalence of heterosexuality in the general population

Recognizing that heterosexual sexual activity often spreads nasty diseases which cannot be described in polite company

Concerned for the health of all persons

Wishing for more well-decorated homes

Hereby

Mandates member nations to ban heterosexual sex, regardless of consent

Encourages member nations to set up facilities designed to encourage homosexual attractions in their citizens

Repeals GA #437
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Postby Cosmopolitan borovan » Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:02 pm

The general assembly,

Believes that contemporary music is bland and needs spice,

Hereby,

Defines stage name as the name identified in their music,

Requires every artist in pop or hip hop music to say their stage name or any branding that may be used to identify themselves in every song.

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Postby Cosmopolitan borovan » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:05 pm

The general assembly,

Despacito should be spread to everyone on this planet at least until that they get tired of hearing it.

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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:52 am

Alexa, play Despacito.

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The Rhenish League
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Postby The Rhenish League » Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:05 am

Repeal "Rights And Duties Of WA States"



Category: Repeal || Resolution: GA#2|| Proposed by: The Rhenish League


The General Assembly,

Realizing the common usage of the catchphrase 'National Sovereignty' (hereafter referred to as 'NatSov');

Disturbed by the inflating usage of this catchphrase within this august assembly;

Concerned that NatSov could be abused as a primary reasoning to hinder possible future resolutions from passing;

Assuming that the very idea of NatSov is an outdated concept that does not fit the idea of the World Assembly as a governing body;

Shocked that GAR#2 still refers to NatSov, including the right of a member nation to exercise freely, to choose its own government, to exercise its jurisdiction, as well as to refrain from unrequested intervention into internal and external affairs, as a principle followed by the World Assembly and its member nations;

Believing that the obsolete and absurd idea of NatSov should not be provided any space in our New World Order;

Also believing that GAR#2 is in an urgent need to be replaced by a new, innovative piece of legislation fitting the development of the World Assembly since the resolution's passing, hence this assembly's new mindset;

Announcing that a new, innovative resolution shalt end the outdated and egoist way of thinking in nation-first terms once and for all;

Hereby repeals GAR#2.
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Menouria
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Postby Menouria » Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:09 pm

The General Assembly,

Every WA nation must encourage its citizens to wear their favorite color every Tuesday.

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The Rhenish League
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Postby The Rhenish League » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:43 pm

Mimic Missiles Act



Category: Global Disarmament || Strength: Mild || Proposed by: The Rhenish League


Acknowledging that member nations have the right to use mimic warfare in combat, should they find it useful;

Also acknowledging that member nations who appear to be angry at, as well as thinking badly about nations they are currently in war with;

However concerned that mimic warfare might be abused by member nations;

Aiming to finally establish regulation on Mimic Missiles;

The World Assembly hereby:

Defines a Mimic Missile, for the purpose of this resolution, as a flying guided missile used against terrestrial and extraterrestrial targets designed for delivering glares and angry thoughts over long distances with high precision;

Mandates that Mimic Missiles in the process of glaring angrily may only show teeth to nations they are aimed at;

Bars Mimic Missiles from showing their tongue, as bacteria on these might be incompliant with existing legislation on biological warfare;

Further bars Mimic Missiles from using swear words, in order of protecting minors from hearing them;

Explicitly allows Mimic Missiles to make use of their Freedom of Thought;

Urges member nations to use friendly Mimic Missiles as a step towards World Peace.
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Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:58 am

The Rhenish League wrote:
Repeal "Rights And Duties Of WA States"



Category: Repeal || Resolution: GA#2|| Proposed by: The Rhenish League


The General Assembly,

Realizing the common usage of the catchphrase 'National Sovereignty' (hereafter referred to as 'NatSov');

Disturbed by the inflating usage of this catchphrase within this august assembly;

Concerned that NatSov could be abused as a primary reasoning to hinder possible future resolutions from passing;

Assuming that the very idea of NatSov is an outdated concept that does not fit the idea of the World Assembly as a governing body;

Shocked that GAR#2 still refers to NatSov, including the right of a member nation to exercise freely, to choose its own government, to exercise its jurisdiction, as well as to refrain from unrequested intervention into internal and external affairs, as a principle followed by the World Assembly and its member nations;

Believing that the obsolete and absurd idea of NatSov should not be provided any space in our New World Order;

Also believing that GAR#2 is in an urgent need to be replaced by a new, innovative piece of legislation fitting the development of the World Assembly since the resolution's passing, hence this assembly's new mindset;

Announcing that a new, innovative resolution shalt end the outdated and egoist way of thinking in nation-first terms once and for all;

Hereby repeals GAR#2.


Yes.

The Sixth Administration wholeheartedly supports the proposal herewith.

Actually, why don't we repeal the entire WA?
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The Rhenish League
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Postby The Rhenish League » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:39 pm

Pan-Asiatic States wrote:Yes.

The Sixth Administration wholeheartedly supports the proposal herewith.

Actually, why don't we repeal the entire WA?

To create a new, innovative WA 2.0 (or UN 3.0) which is more efficient and has no annoying and disturbing NatSov Bloc? Sure, let's do that!

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Postby Greater Cesnica » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:40 pm

The Rhenish League wrote:
Pan-Asiatic States wrote:Yes.

The Sixth Administration wholeheartedly supports the proposal herewith.

Actually, why don't we repeal the entire WA?

To create a new, innovative WA 2.0 (or UN 3.0) which is more efficient and has no annoying and disturbing NatSov Bloc? Sure, let's do that!

Why don't we just repeal NSG, and create Nationstates 2?
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The Rhenish League
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Postby The Rhenish League » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:44 pm

Greater Cesnica wrote:
The Rhenish League wrote:To create a new, innovative WA 2.0 (or UN 3.0) which is more efficient and has no annoying and disturbing NatSov Bloc? Sure, let's do that!

Why don't we just repeal NSG, and create Nationstates 2?

Why don't we just repeal the Big Bang, and create the Universe 2.0? Imagine how cool that could be!

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Postby Greater Cesnica » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:44 pm

The Rhenish League wrote:
Greater Cesnica wrote:Why don't we just repeal NSG, and create Nationstates 2?

Why don't we just repeal the Big Bang, and create the Universe 2.0? Imagine how cool that could be!

Why don't we just repeal God, and create God 2.0?
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The world needs more love, and peace. Where you live shouldn't determine whether you live. But if you're a cold-blooded killer, rapist, pedophile, or terrorist, you deserve to suffer whatever miserable fate the universe hands you.

P.S Education, Welfare, Healthcare, the Military and Police forces, and Capitalism can all go hand in hand, if we just try.
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Postby Cornlind » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:55 pm

To repeal the nuclear weapons ga#13

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Postby Sefy the Great » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:57 am

create a well-done draft repealing GA #1, i'll be waiting.
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Postby Wallenburg » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:24 pm

Cornlind wrote:To repeal the nuclear weapons ga#13

The World Assembly,

Believing that nuclear weapons disturb international peace,

Recognizing the unconscionable risk of mass loss of life should member states retain nuclear weapons,

Hereby repeals GAR#13, Fair Criminal Trial.
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Postby Kokoku » Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:48 am

The Teapot Declatation


THE General Assembly,

INTRIGUED by the idea of a white porcelain teapot, spinning in outer space, around the asteroid belt;

ASTONISHED that science can’t disprove said idea.

APPLAUDING the team of individuals who developed the perfect theory.

APPALLED at the realization that the general populace doesn’t know the truth;

HEREBY:

1.) Declares as truth the knowledge of the teapot, as stated previously.

2.) Mandates that all funds for scientific endeavors be diverted to research this glorious pursuit.
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Postby Wrapper » Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:32 am

The Rhenish League wrote:
Greater Cesnica wrote:Why don't we just repeal NSG, and create Nationstates 2?

Why don't we just repeal the Big Bang, and create the Universe 2.0? Imagine how cool that could be!

Been there, done that.

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Postby Jebslund » Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:52 am

The Rhenish League wrote:
Greater Cesnica wrote:Why don't we just repeal NSG, and create Nationstates 2?

Why don't we just repeal the Big Bang, and create the Universe 2.0? Imagine how cool that could be!

Existance 2.0?
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Postby Sierra Lyricalia » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:30 pm

Wrapper wrote:
The Rhenish League wrote:Why don't we just repeal the Big Bang, and create the Universe 2.0? Imagine how cool that could be!

Been there, done that.

How can I tell that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?!?
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Postby Cosmopolitan borovan » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:51 am

Ban todo

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Postby Me-Ow » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:21 pm

The Big Nibba Proposal

In an effort to form some cultural unity within the World Assembly,
And as a precautionary measure taken in order to avoid the possible offence taken by the use of individual or cultural insensitivity,

This World Assembly hereby mandates that each member nation address other member nations with the prefix "Big Nibba" and that each member nation use "Big Nibba" as a universal pronoun in lieu of "he," "she," "him," or "her."

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Postby Liberimery » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:19 am

Legal Challenge: Honest Mistake in Proposal https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=mild-mannered_anarchists_1541570367

Author believes he is preventing breakfast time homicides has clearly had an issue with his google translate and the homophones in the English language causing a belief that there is a crime known as "Cereal Murder". The correct term of "Serial Murder" is a series of murders that take place over a course of time and committed by usually one individual, though there have been accomplices. As many eminent criminologist and nutritionists have observed, serial murder is not tied to this complete and balanced breakfast.

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Banning of Pepsi

Postby Demiurges » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:41 am

In regards to the popular soda product debate of Pepsi v/ Coca Cola.

I. The Pepsi brand variants of Coca Cola brand products tend to have excessive levels of sugar even in comparison to the overtly sugary Coca Cola.

II. The use of Pepsi is not as popular as the use of Coca Cola in the Mentos soda science experiment popular among todays youth.

III. Coca Cola was around first.

IV. Coca Cola is just better than Pepsi.

This proposal hereby bans any Pepsi based products from WA Nations.
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Postby The Sakhalinsk Empire » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:43 am

Greater Cesnica wrote:
The Rhenish League wrote:Why don't we just repeal the Big Bang, and create the Universe 2.0? Imagine how cool that could be!

Why don't we just repeal God, and create God 2.0?

Why don't we just repeal the repeal and make Repeal 2.0 - bigger and better!
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Postby Demiurges » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:48 am

The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:
Greater Cesnica wrote:Why don't we just repeal God, and create God 2.0?

Why don't we just repeal the repeal and make Repeal 2.0 - bigger and better!

Why don't we just repeal oxygen and make Oxygen 2.0? Imagine all the mouth breathing during the middle of the night we could prevent!
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