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by Herby » Tue Dec 26, 2017 6:23 am
by The Atlae Isles » Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:51 am
Herby wrote:Awwww c’mon you guys! “HERBY SENDS to its true love”? Really? No wonder I’m freakin’ broke this year!
by Pax Nerdvana » Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:48 pm
by The Candy Of Bottles » Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:40 pm
Herby wrote:Awwww c’mon you guys! “HERBY SENDS to its true love”? Really? No wonder I’m freakin’ broke this year!
by Herby » Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:42 am
by Tretrid » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:11 pm
Marriage Act Act
Category: Political Stability
Strength: Strong
The World Assembly,
TIRED of users submitting bad resolutions pertaining to marriage,
REGOGNIZING bad resolutions already written on the subject like GA#410 "Marriage Equality",
IRRITATED that poorly written proposals concerning marriage still plague the General Assembly to this day,
HEREBY:
DEFINES "marriage act" as any proposal that concerns the social bond known as "marriage",
BANS the writing of marriage acts,
PERMITS the World Assembly Compliance Commission (WACC) to enforce the ban on marriage acts upon pain of defenestration,
ALLOWS repeat offenders to be lobbed out the window of the hallowed halls of this World Assembly by the representatives of compliant nations,
REASSURES member nations that this is all for the best.
by Stoskavanya » Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:25 pm
Government can ACT
Category: Political Stability
Strength: Mild
This Assembly,
Appalled by the idiocy of member nations,
Assured that the World Assembly can do everything better,
Reminding everyone that Committees are perfect and infallible,
Hereby,
Mandates that all member states dismantle their constitutions and legal systems;
Creates the "World Assembly Nation Builder Committee" who is henceforth task with
a. Creating the perfect government for every nation and applying it
b. Micromanaging every affair of said member government
c. Encouraging collaboration or whatever
Prohibits diverge governments from forming outside the Commissions guidelines.
by Imperium Anglorum » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:16 am
by He Qixin 2 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:35 pm
by Araraukar » Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:03 am
He Qixin 2 wrote:Category: Human Rights
Strength: Strong
The World Assembly:
Defining "human rights" as "moral principles or norms that describe certain standards of human behaviour";
Shocked by the fact that many humans are treated unequally in member nations;
Thinking that there is a need to save these humans in those nations;
Therefore, the World Assembly hereby:
Mandates that member nations stop giving no rights to humans.
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Grays Harbor » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:23 am
by Araraukar » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:30 am
Grays Harbor wrote:Make Cryptozoology Great Again!
Category: Free Lunch
Strength: Can bench about 350
Giving a definition of Cryptozoology and Cryptid: The Search and discovery of any living creature that "legitimate" science refuses to acknowledge.
Acknowledging the discovery of rare and interesting cryptids that has happened within the last decade and is still growing.
Knowing that virtually all Cryptids are extremely popular in the tourist industry and has created numerous amounts of jobs.
Recognizing that the research of cryptozoology is very very super expensive but, still necessary, and must be funded to the fullest.
Knowing that cryptids can grow a nation's economy, because they can.
The WA declares:
i. All member-nations recognize that cryptids are real creatures that can be exploited.
ii. Allow the trading of cryptids between member-nations.
iii. Allow the creation of fully funded cryptozoological institutes.
iiii. Allow member-nations to regulate any cryptids in their jurisdiction.
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Wrapper » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:32 am
by He Qixin 2 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:32 pm
by The First German Order » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:22 am
He Qixin 2 wrote:Category: Environmental
Industry Affected: All Businesses
The World Assembly:
Defining "putridity" as "a decaying or rotting and emitting of a fetid smell";
Noting that in many nations, things like litter, durian and some people are producing a very strange smell;
Thinking that people will not be able to stand those smells;
Further knowing that putridity is one of the causes of air pollution;
Therefore thinking that action should be taken to address putridity;
Therefore, the World Assembly hereby:
Declares the new law of outlawing putridity by:
(a) Mandating that all putrid people be arrested when they're spotted; and
(b) Further mandating that all litter be thrown away and all durians be banned.
by Indera Kayangan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:08 am
He Qixin 2 wrote:Category: Environmental
Industry Affected: All Businesses
The World Assembly:
Defining "putridity" as "a decaying or rotting and emitting of a fetid smell";
Noting that in many nations, things like litter, durian and some people are producing a very strange smell;
Thinking that people will not be able to stand those smells;
Further knowing that putridity is one of the causes of air pollution;
Therefore thinking that action should be taken to address putridity;
Therefore, the World Assembly hereby:
Declares the new law of outlawing putridity by:
(a) Mandating that all putrid people be arrested when they're spotted; and
(b) Further mandating that all litter be thrown away and all durians be banned.
by He Qixin 2 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:22 am
by Araraukar » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:56 pm
He Qixin 2 wrote:Category: Environmental
Industry Affected: All businesses
The World Assembly:
Defining...
(a) "environment" as "the place where organisms live in;
(b) "organisms" as "living things";
(c) "living things" as "things which have a life";
Noting that the environment receives little to no funding in many nations;
Worried that the damage done has caused:
(a) Many organisms to die;
(b) Air pollution which is choking everyone;
(c) The weather to be warmer and uncomfortable;
(d) The ground to be dirty;
Therefore thinking that this is an international problem and should be addressed immediately;
Hereby,
1) Mandates that member nations start putting animals in better environments;
2) Requires industries to be more Eco-friendly;
3) Further requires member nations to burn less fossil fuels; and
4) Strongly advises citizens of member nations to throw litter into trash bins whenever possible.
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Frisbeeteria » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:55 pm
by He Qixin 2 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:56 pm
Araraukar wrote:He Qixin 2 wrote:Category: Environmental
Industry Affected: All businesses
The World Assembly:
Defining...
(a) "environment" as "the place where organisms live in;
(b) "organisms" as "living things";
(c) "living things" as "things which have a life";
Noting that the environment receives little to no funding in many nations;
Worried that the damage done has caused:
(a) Many organisms to die;
(b) Air pollution which is choking everyone;
(c) The weather to be warmer and uncomfortable;
(d) The ground to be dirty;
Therefore thinking that this is an international problem and should be addressed immediately;
Hereby,
1) Mandates that member nations start putting animals in better environments;
2) Requires industries to be more Eco-friendly;
3) Further requires member nations to burn less fossil fuels; and
4) Strongly advises citizens of member nations to throw litter into trash bins whenever possible.
OOC: And where's the joke in that?
by Tinfect » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:18 pm
Imperium Central News Network: EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL CITIZENS ARE TO PROCEED TO EVACUATION SITES IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL FURTHER SUBSPACE SIGNALS AND SYSTEMS ARE TO BE DISABLED IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: THE FOLLOWING SYSTEMS ARE ACCESS PROHIBITED BY STANDARD/BLACKOUT [Error: Format Unrecognized] | Indomitable Bastard #283
by Tinfect » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:45 pm
Tank Driving Permits on Freeways
A Resolution to solve literally all violence problems in Member-StatesCategory: ThinkingOf: THE CHILDREN
The World Assembly,
Aghast at the incidence of vehicular homicide on the freeways of Member-States, specifically Freeways and no other roadways,
Understanding that many Member-States may want to protect their citizens from such horrific deaths,
Disregarding the fact that Tanks are designed exclusively for warfare and therefore have limited utility to civilians,
Hereby defines:
- A Freeway as a paved transit path for vehicles civilian or otherwise, that connects areas over long distances,
- A Tank Driving Permit as a legal document granting a Citizen of a Member-State the right to drive a Tank on Freeways,
Mandates:
- That, in times of high risk of vehicular death, Member-States issue emergency Tank Driving Permits to Citizens travelling on Freeways,
- That Member-States make no restrictions on the rights of Citizens carrying a Tank Driving Permit to drive Tanks on Freeways,
And reminds Member-States that allowing Civilians to drive Tanks on Freeways will dramatically improve the safety of Civilians on Freeways, both those in, and out, of Tanks.
Imperium Central News Network: EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL CITIZENS ARE TO PROCEED TO EVACUATION SITES IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL FURTHER SUBSPACE SIGNALS AND SYSTEMS ARE TO BE DISABLED IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: THE FOLLOWING SYSTEMS ARE ACCESS PROHIBITED BY STANDARD/BLACKOUT [Error: Format Unrecognized] | Indomitable Bastard #283
by Imperium Anglorum » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:46 am
by Copperward » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:14 pm
Reestablish Max Barry Day
A resolution to promote the development of education on our lord and savior, Max Barry.
Category: Education | Strength: very | Proposed by: Copperward
The Nation Assembly,
Recognizing Max Barry as the sexy bastard who made this hellhole we all know and loathe, Nationstates, in 2002;
Acknowledging Max Barry as a God amongst men;
Believing the repeal of Historical Resolution #223, the resolution that established the original Max Barry Day, to be a crime against humanity;
Hereby:
Restablishes Max Barry on the eighteenth of March.
Requires that every use must dedicate this sacred day to praying to Max Barry or face the penalty of a lifetime ban and death.
by Xanderstralia » Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:16 am
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