[SILLY] GA Joke Proposals Only

[Naknek]

The World Assembly,
DEMANDING a pony,
DEMANDING a pony,
DEMANDING a pony,
NOT CARING what you think,
IGNORING how we don't have enough money,
STILL WAITING for the pony,
NOT GOING TO BED until the pony,
Hereby
CRIES until receipt of said pony,
CRIES until acknowledged as to said pony,
THROWS a tantrum until delivery of pony.

[Wallenburg]

The World Assembly,
DEMANDING a pony,
DEMANDING a pony,
DEMANDING a pony,
NOT CARING what you think,
IGNORING how we don't have enough money,
STILL WAITING for the pony,
NOT GOING TO BED until the pony,
Hereby
CRIES until receipt of said pony,
CRIES until acknowledged as to said pony,
THROWS a tantrum until delivery of pony.

Full support. Totally legal and obviously the most straightforward, common sense proposal of the year.

[Cosmopolitan borovan]

The World Assembly,
DEMANDING a pony,
DEMANDING a pony,
DEMANDING a pony,
NOT CARING what you think,
IGNORING how we don't have enough money,
STILL WAITING for the pony,
NOT GOING TO BED until the pony,
Hereby
CRIES until receipt of said pony,
CRIES until acknowledged as to said pony,
THROWS a tantrum until delivery of pony.

I want my little pony

[Aclion]

The World Assembly,
DEMANDING a pony,
DEMANDING a pony,
DEMANDING a pony,
NOT CARING what you think,
IGNORING how we don't have enough money,
STILL WAITING for the pony,
NOT GOING TO BED until the pony,
Hereby
CRIES until receipt of said pony,
CRIES until acknowledged as to said pony,
THROWS a tantrum until delivery of pony.

I demand the opportunity to vote on this.

[Imperium Anglorum]

We're the pony party! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sWRXr2 ... be&t=2m41s

[Nintendo Switch Parental Controls]

RECOGNIZING Max Barry as the person who created this universe inhabited by trillions of people

APPLAUDING his creation of the game "NationStates" and his many books, including the one NationStates was created because of, "Jennifer Government"

REALIZING that NationStates needs a holiday that Earth does not.

Hereby:

ESTABLISHES Max Barry Day on 13 November each year, the day NationStates was created way back in 2002.

REQUIRES all World Assembly nations to recognize Max Barry Day.

[Agarntrop]

RECOGNIZING the silliness of parties
AFFIRMING the stupidness of parties
NOTING the childishness of parties
ACKNOWLEDGING the uncomfortableness of parties

HEREBY
1. Bans all parties.

[Bears Armed]

RECOGNIZING Max Barry as the person who created this universe inhabited by trillions of people

APPLAUDING his creation of the game "NationStates" and his many books, including the one NationStates was created because of, "Jennifer Government"

REALIZING that NationStates needs a holiday that Earth does not.

Hereby:

ESTABLISHES Max Barry Day on 13 November each year, the day NationStates was created way back in 2002.

REQUIRES all World Assembly nations to recognize Max Barry Day.

It’s already been done… and was already repealed before the UN/WA switchover.

[Cosmopolitan borovan]

The general assembly,

Declares that many people are unhappy and are in desire of a significant other,

A girlfriend without faults and just agrees fells short of this goal as there is no conflict,

Dating services are useless for some people as it is abrupt and too fast, awkward and cheesy,

Hereby,

Wisks a person out of thin air from the hands of the Powers that be, with all the faults of a human being, the emotion baggage, the time limits availability, if and only if the single person in need is not within a reasonable physical distannce or reasonable mental state or chemistry,

States that the persons as mentioned in this resolution should be in the capacity for love and readily available in that current state unless that person end up changing their state of capacity.

[Dawn Kingdom]

The World Assembly,

Accepting the fact that many nations use capital punishment in the supreme court, to punish the most cruel citizens,

Recognizing that there are many methods of execution. Some of them are legal, others are illegal,

Proposing original way of executing the criminals who are sentenced to death,

Hereby,

1.) Criminals with the most cruel accusations will be sentenced to lethal ejection.

2.) Accused criminal will be dragged to the local penthouse or airport.

3.) In the airplane or in the penthouse, criminal will have last meal and last interview.

4.) Every action from death sentence will be recorded by media.

5.) As a punishment members of the family will lift the criminal and throw him out of the window.

Version 2:

6.) As a punishment member of criminals family will kick him in butt, resulting his ejection from the plane without parachute.

[Cosmopolitan borovan]

The general assembly,

Believes thinking is bad,

Worried about the impact and consequences of different thinking and such,

Hereby,

Bans thinking

[Bears Armed]

The general assembly,

Believes thinking is bad,

Worried about the impact and consequences of different thinking and such,

Hereby,

Bans thinking

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The general assembly,

Thinks believing is bad,

Worried about the impact and consequences of different believing and such,

Hereby,

Bans believing

[Wallenburg]

The general assembly,

Recognizing that thinking and believing are banned,

Wishing to ban more things,

Considering the impact and consequences of worrying over stuff and things,

Hereby,

Bans worrying

[Agarntrop]

The general assembly,


Acknowledging that thinking, worrying and believing are banned.

Bored that it can't ban more things without this proposal

Wanting to ban even more ridiculous things

Considering the impact of recognising things and how it can lead to revolution

Hereby,

1.Bans recognising in all its forms.

[Tinhampton]

THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY:

CONTEMPLATING:

HEREBY bans singing.

[The Sakhalinsk Empire]

The General Assembly,

.

[Tinhampton]

The GA.

[Wallenburg]

Hereby

[Lord Dominator]

Bans

[The Sakhalinsk Empire]

any more GA proposals

[Wallenburg]

World Assembly Proposal Queue Protocols

Acknowledging the existence of the Proposal Queue,

Understanding that upon reaching quorum or reaching expiration, proposals leave the Proposal Queue,

Recognizing that the Proposal Queue is currently far too chaotic,

Wishing to bring order to the Proposal Queue,

The World Assembly hereby,

Orders all proposals to stand in single file line while in the Proposal Queue,

Mandates no cutting, and further mandates that proposals wait their turn until they have reached the front of the queue,

Requires proposals that leave the Proposal Queue to go to the back of the line if they want to get back in,

Establishes that proposals should keep their children from running around in the line, since this is not an amusement park,

Prohibits proposals from saving a spot for their proposal friends, even if they got stuck in traffic,

Designates a separate, single file line for handicapped proposals,

Prohibits able proposals from using the handicapped line, because that's just not right.

[The Sakhalinsk Empire]

World Assembly Proposal Queue Protocols

Acknowledging the existence of the Proposal Queue,

Understanding that upon reaching quorum or reaching expiration, proposals leave the Proposal Queue,

Recognizing that the Proposal Queue is currently far too chaotic,

Wishing to bring order to the Proposal Queue,

The World Assembly hereby,

Orders all proposals to stand in single file line while in the Proposal Queue,

Mandates no cutting, and further mandates that proposals wait their turn until they have reached the front of the queue,

Requires proposals that leave the Proposal Queue to go to the back of the line if they want to get back in,

Establishes that proposals should keep their children from running around in the line, since this is not an amusement park,

Prohibits proposals from saving a spot for their proposal friends, even if they got stuck in traffic,

Designates a separate, single file line for handicapped proposals,

Prohibits able proposals from using the handicapped line, because that's just not right.

"The Government of the Sakhalinsk Empire wholeheartedly supports this proposal."

[Valentine Z]

Proposal: Ban Pain

ON account that pain is the basis of all suffering.

UNDERSTANDING that without pain, the world will be a better place.

COMPREHENDING the undertaking that pain has to be eliminated by blocking nerve receptors and thus, it's going to be quite a task...

HASTY that the sooner we eliminate Pain, the better.

IRRITATED that pain is what we have to deal with on a daily basis.

EXHAUSTED that we get tired and have cramps after a morning jog. (We want indefinite stamina).

SO with that, The World Assembly hereby, bans pain.

[Audioslavia]

You find a piece of toilet paper scribbled upon by WA Delegate of the PAS, Zhan Yahui-Molotov Sr., during a really sleazy diplomatic meeting.

Ban BEN SHAPIRO from DESTROYING liberals with FACTS and LOGIC
(SJWs TRIGGERED) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (NOT A JOKE PROPOSAL)

DEFINING Ben Shapiro as LITERALLY the DEVIL and FUHRER of NAZI DEATH CAMPS

DEFINING FACTS and LOGIC as a VESSEL to DEBATE leftists and DESTROY them

DEMANDING liberals and other oppositionists to NOT BE DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC

CONCERNED that the Free Market of Ideas is under threat by FACTS and LOGIC

UNDERSTANDING the importance of Syncretic respect for religions

RECOGNIZING the significance of FACTS and LOGIC to LITERALLY THE WORSHIP OF SATAN

RECOGNIZING the harmful actions which DESTROYING and BURNING someone entails

Hereby BANS Ben Shapiro from LITERALLY BEING ALIVE

...

im bored

[Pencil Sharpeners 2]

The World Assembly:

Aware that foxes are cute and cuddly;

Appalled that these innocent creatures are being killed for entertainment;

Recognising that foxes are often friends with dragons, which are big, And scary. And breathe fire;

Hereby

1. Defines the fox as any member of the genus Vulpes;

2. Prohibits the purposeful harming of any fox, including, but not limited to: murder, torture, and eating;

3. Affirms the right for nations to do as they please with foxes that have died of natural causes.