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Anti Anti-theism Act
Category: Recreational Drug Use | Strength: Legalize

As the world become a more dangerous place, UN member nations must act swiftly in the interests of peace.
HENCE, the United Nations-- nay, the World Assembly:
APPLAUDS The Theocratic Paradise of Zaklen for coming up with this idea
MANDATES that this resolution never be repealed
CREATES a World Assembly army, which will be used to force non-member-states into compliance with this resolution, along with an international legislative body which shall be called the Allied Alliance
REQUIRES the Security Council to make war against all nations, membor or not, who harbor anti-thesists
OUTLAWS anti-theism, with a minimum sentence of 6 years psychological torture, being forced to have sex with a hippo, and then public execution, via being forced to trigger a landmine, along with the most painful form of execution possible for anyone who lives in the same multiverse as an anti-theist

ذات مرة كان هناك رجل يدعى بوب القليل. بوب، مثل غيره من الرجال كثير، وكان في غاية السعادة الفردية التي يتمتع القتالية جلد.
FORMS the Committee for the Extinction of Anti-thiests, which will be staffed by elected delegations from all theocratic World Assembly nations
ALLOWS anti-theist nations to ignore this resolution
MANDATES that all schools in member-states force students into a two minute period every day with which to contemplate how much they want to shove anti-theists through meat grinders
CLARIFIES that the Westboro Baptist Church would support this resolution, and that AMENDMENTS are allowed at any time
OUTLAWS prostitution, because it encourages anti-theism
"Delphino Vehebar Per Vorticem"
REQUIRES member States to permit expression of anti anti-theism.
ORDERS member nations to have their youth, who shall be deafined as any individual under the age of 18, barbecue any sentient ponies that exist within their borders, as ponies are an embodiment of anti-thrism
CHANGES the World Assembly emblem to a swastika made of swastikas made out of circumcised penises
CALLS for a sign reading "Anti-theists can suk it!" to be mounted on the exterior of the WAHQ
COMMENDS The Dizzy Flying Saucers of Doom of Frisbeeteria for opposing this peace of garbagje and for doing a good job as a moderator
LIBERATES The Rejected Realms
REPEALS all World Assembly legislation and bars the passing of any further legislation
REQUIRES Obviously Carnivorous Cabbage

Co-authored by The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus, The Depressed Hackers of Linux and the X, The Free Land of Individuality-ness, and a giant sexy hippo

I wrote a proposal that breaks as many rules as possible. Any ideas how to make this worse?
Edit: Wow! I didn't expect this to take off as well as it did. I hope I've managed to amuse a few ambassadors in the process.

Ambassador, you ought to mention that amendments are allowed at any time. Otherwise, it looks good.

Obviously though, we will have to oppose this. You don't mind, do you?

Allie Youngblood

I don't know if there's a sufficient category violation here. Might I suggest "Recreational Drug Use" / "Legalize" as an alternative? (Might also serve to explain the only realm in which this proposal could potentially be viewed as being legal. )

It's not Grossly Offensive yet. It needs to execute everyone who is in the same country as the anti-theist, preferably by some torturous method.

Ambassador, your proposal is not strong enough. Strong should cover strength violation perfectly.

Moronist Decision wrote:It's not Grossly Offensive yet. It needs to execute everyone who is in the same country as the anti-theist, preferably by some torturous method.

Yes. Your Army must make use of this...and, ermm, put the Army under WA control too, not (just) Zaklen control.

Stephanie Orman
Representative, Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

Working in some contradiction and duplication would be good too. However, you may want to avoid stepping over the "plagiarism" line, however.

The spelling and grammar is too good. Also, where's the graphically described rape, torture, and painkillerless sex change?

Adjustments made. Contradicts "Prevention of Torture". Anyone have an idea for a good duplication?

Moronist Decisions wrote:It's not Grossly Offensive yet. It needs to execute everyone who is in the same country as the anti-theist, preferably by some torturous method.

May I make a suggestion? Have anti-theists be exterminated a la Holocaust in the Real Life dimension. That would be offensive enough.

Also, we should have a day in which there will be a two-minutes hate for all anti-theists, in which citizens are allowed to brutally maim anti-theists.

Duplication.... uh.... Historical Resolution 1?

Allie Youngblood

Damanucus wrote:Ambassador, your proposal is not strong enough. Strong should cover strength violation perfectly.

Moronist Decision wrote:It's not Grossly Offensive yet. It needs to execute everyone who is in the same country as the anti-theist, preferably by some torturous method.

Yes. Your Army must make use of this...and, ermm, put the Army under WA control too, not (just) Zaklen control.

Stephanie Orman
Representative, Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

That was for branding, though I may makes adjustments.

CONSIDERS all religions to be equivalent to each other.

This joke wasn't funny the first time somebody tried it, probably back in 2003 when the Enodian Rules were established.

We really don't need artificial rule breaking proposals. Newbies provide a constant and adequate supply.

Frisbeeteria wrote:This joke wasn't funny the first time somebody tried it, probably back in 2003 when the Enodian Rules were established.

We really don't need artificial rule breaking proposals. Newbies provide a constant and adequate supply.

Does that mean you're going to lock this?

Wisconsin9 wrote:Does that mean you're going to lock this?

Contrary to some reported opinions, NS Mods don't impose their own values on otherwise legal threads. I'm just saying it's been done before ... many times.

Frisbeeteria wrote:

Wisconsin9 wrote:Does that mean you're going to lock this?

Contrary to some reported opinions, NS Mods don't impose their own values on otherwise legal threads. I'm just saying it's been done before ... many times.

You could've just said no.

Anyways, how about adding in that any city with an anti-theist in it is to be completely surrounded with landmines? That way you also break the Landmine Convention, or whatever it's called.

Oh, and the execution should have to be done via biological weapons. I think there's a resolution on that. Is there?

Zaklen wrote:

Anti Anti-theism Act

Category: Recreational Drug Use
Strength: Legalize

APPLAUDS Zaklen for coming up with this idea
MANDATES that this resolution never be repealed
CREATES a World Assembly army, which will be used to force non-member-states into compliance with this resolution, along with an international legislative body which shall be called the Allied Alliance
OUTLAWS anti-theism, with a minimum sentence of 6 years psychological torture, being forced to have sex with a hippo, and then public execution, along with the most painful form of execution possible for anyone who lives in the same multiverse as an anti-theist
FORMS the Committee for the Extinction of Anti-thiests, which will be staffed by elected delegations from all theocratic World Assembly nations
ALLOWS anti-theist nations to ignore this resolution
MANDATES that all schools in member-states force students into a two minute period every day with which to contemplate how much they want to shove anti-theists through meat grinders
CLARIFIES that the Westboro Baptist Church would support this resolution, and that AMENDMENTS are allowed at any time
OUTLAWS prostitution, because it encourages anti-theism

I wrote a proposal that breaks as many rules as possible. Any ideas how to make this worse?

Mention that the hippo is really quite large.

Timothy Schmidt
Bob Flibble's PA

Flibbleites wrote:Mention that the hippos are big is really quite large.

Timothy Schmidt
Bob Flibble's PA

Fixed that for you. (Yes, including a link change.)

Wisconsin9 wrote:I think there's a resolution on that. Is there?

Nope, because we can't agree what it requires.

Moronist Decisions wrote:

Wisconsin9 wrote:I think there's a resolution on that. Is there?

Nope, because we can't agree what it requires.

Awwww.

Needs a house of cards violation

You also need three coauthors, all displaying flags. I offer myself.

Any other volunteers for the three co-authors thing? I may contact an anti-theist nation just for humor purposes...

Oh, and a question for the mods, IF I submit thisand immediately file a GHR to get it removed, will I get a warning? I think it would be funny for the purposes of this thead toget a screenshot of this submitted.

Zaklen wrote:Any other volunteers for the three co-authors thing? I may contact an anti-theist nation just for humor purposes...

Oh, and a question for the mods, IF I submit thisand immediately file a GHR to get it removed, will I get a warning? I think it would be funny for the purposes of this thead toget a screenshot of this submitted.

I wouldn't risk it. You know, already, that it's illegal. Submitting it - even if it has no shot at reaching quorum, etc., is just wasting mod/admin time to remove it.

Zaklen wrote:Any other volunteers for the three co-authors thing? I may contact an anti-theist nation just for humor purposes...

Oh, and a question for the mods, IF I submit thisand immediately file a GHR to get it removed, will I get a warning? I think it would be funny for the purposes of this thead toget a screenshot of this submitted.

Yeah, that doesn't seem like a very good idea.

Let's start the World Assembly Crusade!