[Joke] Anti Anti-theism Act

[Kryozerkia]

It's missing duplication, meta-gaming, game mechanics and a reference to the UN.

[Astrolinium]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears that everything is correctly spelled. You cannot possibly create a stupid proposal with no misspellings.

It's not an education proposal, Fris.

[Rick Rollin]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears that everything is correctly spelled. You cannot possibly create a stupid proposal with no misspellings.

WE HAVE STANDARDS!

[Sionis Prioratus]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears that everything is correctly spelled. You cannot possibly create a stupid proposal with no misspellings.

That is only required of Education proposals!

[Sionis Prioratus]

It's also not Grossly Offensive yet. The WA will get a new flag, with a Swastika on it.

[Astrolinium]

It's also not Grossly Offensive yet. The WA will get a new flag, with a Swastika on it.

To be sewn out of recycled yarmulkes.

[Individuality-ness]

Anti Anti-theism Act
Category: Recreational Drug Use | Strength: Legalize

As the world become a more dangerous place, UN member nations must act swiftly in the interests of peace.
HENCE, the United Nations-- nay, the World Assembly:
APPLAUDS Zaklen for coming up with this idea
MANDATES that this resolution never be repealed
CREATES a World Assembly army, which will be used to force non-member-states into compliance with this resolution, along with an international legislative body which shall be called the Allied Alliance
REQUIRES the Security Council to make war against all nations, membor or not, who harbor anti-thesists
OUTLAWS anti-theism, with a minimum sentence of 6 years psychological torture, being forced to have sex with a hippo, and then public execution, via being forced to trigger a landmine, along with the most painful form of execution possible for anyone who lives in the same multiverse as an anti-theist
FORMS the Committee for the Extinction of Anti-thiests, which will be staffed by elected delegations from all theocratic World Assembly nations
ALLOWS anti-theist nations to ignore this resolution
MANDATES that all schools in member-states force students into a two minute period every day with which to contemplate how much they want to shove anti-theists through meat grinders
CLARIFIES that the Westboro Baptist Church would support this resolution, and that AMENDMENTS are allowed at any time
OUTLAWS prostitution, because it encourages anti-theism
REQUIRES member States to permit expression of anti anti-theism.

Co-authored by Sionis Prioratus, Linux and the X, Individuality-ness, and a giant sexy hippo

Should the honored ambassador accept my changes, that will take care of Duplication (for sure now), game mechanics, spelling errors, and a reference to the UN. The honored ambassador will need to think of something for meta-gaming however, if my changes haven't done so yet.

(My changes are emphasized.)

Ambassador from Sionis Piroatus: is the fact that this proposal requires anti-theists to be tortured in such a horrific way be Grossly Offensive on its own?

Allie Youngblood

[Sionis Prioratus]

Ambassador from Sionis Piroratus: is the fact that this proposal requires anti-theists to be tortured in such a horrific way be Grossly Offensive on its own?

It does not offend enough people!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears that everything is correctly spelled. You cannot possibly create a stupid proposal with no misspellings.

FORMS the Committee for the Extinction of Anti-thiests, which will be staffed by elected delegations from all theocratic World Assembly nations

[Moronist Decisions]

FORMS the Committee for the Extinction of Anti-thiests, which will be staffed by elected delegations from all theocratic World Assembly nations

This takes care of metagaming.

[Flibbleites]

You should also recreate Max Barry Day, and in the same line COMMEND him and Ardchoille a random Moderator

We can't do that. That's the SC's.... actually, why not? Make it more illegal, right?

Allie Youngblood

In that case why not Liberate a random Feeder too.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears that everything is correctly spelled. You cannot possibly create a stupid proposal with no misspellings.

It's not an education proposal, Fris.

True, but the typical "Drugs R good" proposals usually have a typo or two in them.

[Retired WerePenguins]

True, but the typical "Drugs R good" proposals usually have a typo or two in them.

Good point, one should nevr write a proposal to allow more recreational drugs in a sober state of mind.

[Damanucus]

It's missing duplication, meta-gaming, game mechanics and a reference to the UN.

So the giant sexy hippo doesn't cut it (for the reference to the UN)?

[Individuality-ness]

It's missing duplication, meta-gaming, game mechanics and a reference to the UN.

So the giant sexy hippo doesn't cut it (for the reference to the UN)?

I presume not. Maybe it's because it's rather obscure?

Allie Youngblood

[Damanucus]

So the giant sexy hippo doesn't cut it (for the reference to the UN)?

I presume not. Maybe it's because it's rather obscure?

Allie Youngblood

I suppose. I mean, do you know the reason behind the Inflatable Gandalf (OOC: without refering to NSWiki)?

[Individuality-ness]

I presume not. Maybe it's because it's rather obscure?

Allie Youngblood

I suppose. I mean, do you know the reason behind the Inflatable Gandalf (OOC: without refering to NSWiki)?

To be honest, no. I was not a member of this honored organization at the time.

(OOC: I didn't know about NS until last year. So anything that references the previous UN normally goes over my head.)

Allie Youngblood

[Damanucus]

I suppose. I mean, do you know the reason behind the Inflatable Gandalf (OOC: without refering to NSWiki)?

To be honest, no. I was not a member of this honored organization at the time.

(OOC: I didn't know about NS until last year. So anything that references the previous UN normally goes over my head.)

Allie Youngblood

(OoC: Okay, now you can go to NSWiki and find out.)

[Frisbeeteria]

I suppose. I mean, do you know the reason behind the Inflatable Gandalf (OOC: without refering to NSWiki)?

I don't recall who came up with the original image for this, but I think it came from a ~2005 British news story featuring that photo. The image, along with the meme "You Cannot Pass!" quickly became both a UN meme and one of our original cards. Shortly thereafter, the nations Inflatable Gandalf and Inflatable Gandalfs came into being, and one or both frequently posted in the threads of horrid proposals.

[Damanucus]

(Image)

I suppose. I mean, do you know the reason behind the Inflatable Gandalf (OOC: without refering to NSWiki)?

I don't recall who came up with the original image for this, but I think it came from a ~2005 British news story featuring that photo. The image, along with the meme "You Cannot Pass!" quickly became both a UN meme and one of our original cards. Shortly thereafter, the nations Inflatable Gandalf and Inflatable Gandalfs came into being, and one or both frequently posted in the threads of horrid proposals.

You ruined my fun!

[Zaklen]

Added a smiley, commending a mod for moderating, liberating a region that cannot be liberated, some other suggestions, and some spelling mistakes.

I think I may add a clause changing the WA symbol to a swastika made of swastikas. Would that fall under grossly offensi.

[Moronist Decisions]

Co-authored by Sionis Prioratus, Linux and the X, Individuality-ness, and a giant sexy hippo

Zaklen, too simple. This needs to become:

Co-authored by The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus, The Depressed Hackers of Linux and the X, The Free Land of Individuality-ness, and a giant sexy hippo.

[Zaklen]

Co-authored by Sionis Prioratus, Linux and the X, Individuality-ness, and a giant sexy hippo

Zaklen, too simple. This needs to become:

Co-authored by The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus, The Depressed Hackers of Linux and the X, The Free Land of Individuality-ness, and a giant sexy hippo.

Thanks for pointing that out. I will confirm with the hippo that that modification is okay.

[Frisbeeteria]

:meh: You ruined my fun!

Considering that Inflatable Gandalf was originally my puppet, it seemed germane.

[Damanucus]

:meh: You ruined my fun!

Considering that Inflatable Gandalf was originally my puppet, it seemed germane.

I believe at this point, were we playing chess, I'd be knocking over my king.

[Wisconsin9]

Considering that Inflatable Gandalf was originally my puppet, it seemed germane.

I believe at this point, were we playing chess, I'd be knocking over my king.

There, I did it for you.

[Cameroi]

like any true cameroi, i believe in everything no one knows anything about. including myself of course. in each of the several possible interpretations of this statement.