Thessadorian Ambassador Appreciation Day

[Murray the Evil Skull]

Whereas the Festering Snakepit(aka the World Assembly) is a body where grave matters are discussed and legislated.

Whereas these debates can get drearily dull, tedious, and as much fun as getting a root canal.

Also noting the Festering Snakepit is populated by lechers, drunkards, deviants, degenerates, fluffies, and Dr. Castro.

Further noting that the Thessadorian Ambassador by her shining personality and two phenomenal assets can bring life and beauty to the dreary and wreched halls.

Pointing out that for a long time the Thessadorian Ambassador has been greatly appreciated by such WA luminaries as Jack Riley, Moltan Baush, Sen. Horatio Sulla, and Bob Flibble.

Be it resolved that the 14th day of the month of February be set aside to honor and adore such a wonderful and angelic beauty.

A skull is sitting on a barstool, his eyes glow a malevolent red as it speaks,

"I'm bored out of my skull, mortals, with all these dreary pieces of legislation being discussed. So I've decided to remedy the situation with a chance to honor such a wonderful personage. Comments from the peanut gallery? Just remember, mortals...I can put evil curses on you! MYUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

[Murray the Evil Skull]

OOC: this might be considered a joke proposal.

[Astro-Malsitari WA Seat]

Whereas the Festering Snakepit(aka the World Assembly) is a body where grave matters are discussed and legislated.

Whereas these debates can get drearily dull, tedious, and as much fun as getting a root canal.

Also noting the Festering Snakepit is populated by lechers, drunkards, deviants, degenerates, fluffies, and Dr. Castro.

Further noting that the Thessadorian Ambassador by her shining personality and two phenomenal assets can bring life and beauty to the dreary and wretched halls.

Pointing out that for a long time the Thessadorian Ambassador has been greatly appreciated by such WA luminaries as Jack Riley, Moltan Baush, Sen. Horatio Sulla, and Bob Flibble.

Be it resolved that the 14th day of the month of February be set aside to honor and adore such a wonderful and angelic beauty.

A skull is sitting on a barstool, his eyes glow a malevolent red as it speaks,

"I'm bored out of my skull, mortals, with all these dreary pieces of legislation being discussed. So I've decided to remedy the situation with a chance to honor such a wonderful personage. Comments from the peanut gallery? Just remember, mortals...I can put evil curses on you! MYUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

I'm in full support. There's just a few spelling errors, which I've corrected in red.

[Thessadoria]

The hell if I'm going to allow such a resolution as this -- well-intended though it is -- linking me to such diabolical villains as Moltan Bausch and Jack Riley, to be immortalized in the canon of WA law. How dare you, sir! I'd sooner cavort with Dr. Castro than allow my prized femininity to be so violated by dark and disturbed men as the sometime Kennyite and Gruenberger representatives. The cold shivers run down my spine just thinking about it -- do they run down yours as well, sir...or hath you no shame whatsoever?!

...Oh, right. I'm talking to an evil skull. Carry on, then.

- The Thessadorian Ambassador

P.S. I do appreciate the acknowledgement of St. Valentine's Day as an inviolable aspect of Thessadorian culture, however. What would our nation be if it did not respect and celebrate the essential human attributes of lust and desire?

[Astro-Malsitari WA Seat]

The hell if I'm going to allow such a resolution as this -- well-intended though it is -- linking me to such diabolical villains as Moltan Bausch and Jack Riley, to be immortalized in the canon of WA law. How dare you, sir! I'd sooner cavort with Dr. Castro than allow my prized femininity to be so violated by dark and disturbed men as the sometime Kennyite and Gruenberger representatives. The cold shivers run down my spine just thinking about it -- do they run down yours as well, sir...or hath you no shame whatsoever?!

...Oh, right. I'm talking to an evil skull. Carry on, then.

- The Thessadorian Ambassador

P.S. I do appreciate the acknowledgement of St. Valentine's Day as an inviolable aspect of Thessadorian culture, however. What would our nation be if it did not respect and celebrate the essential human attributes of lust and desire?

Giovanni stared. He'd never seen The Thessadorian Ambassador up close. He would have given a low whistle, except he felt like at this moment, it would have earned him a slap. So he just sort of stared at her eyes... eyes of the chest, that is.

[Grays Harbor]

Bah. So she has an impressive chest. Impress us with something else.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Approved.

[Murray the Evil Skull]

Bah. So she has an impressive chest. Impress us with something else.

"There needs to be something else, Mortal? Its rumored that she's more impressive that either Antigone Morgan and Her Imperial Hottness, Empress Jhessan Spaulding. Tough you won't hear me admitting to that.

Alright then, as from her response you can see that she's got a nice firey personality, mortal! I like the wenches to have a nice firey personality."

Further noting that the Thessadorian Ambassador by her shining and firey personality and two phenomenal assets can bring life and beauty to the dreary and wreched halls

[Jankenjin]

Yasushipa Toruhayashipa Yoshi no Akari, Ambassador Plenipotentiary of the WA Observer Mission of the Triune Republic of Jankenjin, glanced over at the Thessadorian ambassador, noting how the other delegates were praising her looks.

"I gather she's a sexually attractive member of the human species?" the yellow-feathered, quasi-kangaroo shaped alien commented. "I'm afraid I don't see it--she hasn't a tail or a frill...not that I know which one I'm supposed to be attracted to on her, anyway."

[Astro-Malsitari WA Seat]

Yasushipa Toruhayashipa Yoshi no Akari, Ambassador Plenipotentiary of the WA Observer Mission of the Triune Republic of Jankenjin, glanced over at the Thessadorian ambassador, noting how the other delegates were praising her looks.

"I gather she's a sexually attractive member of the human species?" the yellow-feathered, quasi-kangaroo shaped alien commented. "I'm afraid I don't see it--she hasn't a tail or a frill...not that I know which one I'm supposed to be attracted to on her, anyway."

Lorenz Fisher, a minor aide to the WA Seat, popped up and said, "Her secondary sexual characteristics are rather large, a value desired by heterosexual males as a marker of fertility, as far as the evolutionary side of things are concerned."
As he popped back out, he paused to add, "Also, boobs are fun."

[Alqania]

Yasushipa Toruhayashipa Yoshi no Akari, Ambassador Plenipotentiary of the WA Observer Mission of the Triune Republic of Jankenjin, glanced over at the Thessadorian ambassador, noting how the other delegates were praising her looks.

"I gather she's a sexually attractive member of the human species?" the yellow-feathered, quasi-kangaroo shaped alien commented. "I'm afraid I don't see it--she hasn't a tail or a frill...not that I know which one I'm supposed to be attracted to on her, anyway."

Lorenz Fisher, a minor aide to the WA Seat, popped up and said, "Her secondary sexual characteristics are rather large, a value desired by heterosexual males as a marker of fertility, as far as the evolutionary side of things are concerned."
As he popped back out, he paused to add, "Also, boobs are fun."

"I do hope the Astro-Malsitari WA Seat is not implying that only heterosexual males would value Her Excellency's obvious talents", Princess Christine said with a slightly devilish smile.

[Astro-Malsitari WA Seat]

Lorenz Fisher, a minor aide to the WA Seat, popped up and said, "Her secondary sexual characteristics are rather large, a value desired by heterosexual males as a marker of fertility, as far as the evolutionary side of things are concerned."
As he popped back out, he paused to add, "Also, boobs are fun."

"I do hope the Astro-Malsitari WA Seat is not implying that only heterosexual males would value Her Excellency's obvious talents", Princess Christine said with a slightly devilish smile.

Another minor aide from the WA Seat walked in and said, "The opinions expressed by Mr. Fisher are those of Mr. Fisher, and they do not reflect in any way those of the institutions, nations, or other organizations with which he is affiliated."
He smiled wryly, and said, "Also, he's Malsitari. They can be a bit backwards sometimes."

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Lorenz Fisher, a minor aide to the WA Seat, popped up and said, "Her secondary sexual characteristics are rather large, a value desired by heterosexual males as a marker of fertility, as far as the evolutionary side of things are concerned."
As he popped back out, he paused to add, "Also, boobs are fun."

"I do hope the Astro-Malsitari WA Seat is not implying that only heterosexual males would value Her Excellency's obvious talents", Princess Christine said with a slightly devilish smile.

"Excuse me Your Highness, but are you implying you are of different sexual orientation..., per say and this should be approved" Simone replied.

[Alqania]

"I do hope the Astro-Malsitari WA Seat is not implying that only heterosexual males would value Her Excellency's obvious talents", Princess Christine said with a slightly devilish smile.

"Excuse me Your Highness, but are you implying you are of different sexual orientation..., per say and this should be approved" Simone replied.

"Different from what?", retorted Christine. "And why would the Soviet Canuckistani Delegation take interest in my sexual orientation?

Since this proposal did not meet with the approval of the Ambassador in question, should appreciation perhaps be shown instead by a commendation in the Security Council?"

[Soviet Canuckistan]

"Yes, a commendation should be in order and we just want to know you better, you Alqanias haven't been near the Strangers Bar much, Christine." Simone replied.

[Flibbleites]

"Yes, a commendation should be in order and we just want to know you better, you Alqanias haven't been near the Strangers Bar much, Christine." Simone replied.

Considering the way your delegation has been behaving in there, I don't blame them for staying away.

Bob Flibble
WA Representative

[The Republic of Lanos]

Let's give the God of Nationstates a day and then we can consider this idea...ok?

*hides from imcoming curses*

[Bears Armed]

"Humans..."

[Murray the Evil Skull]

Let's give the God of Nationstates a day and then we can consider this idea...ok?

*hides from imcoming curses*

"AHA! Foolish Mortal! It will be a cold day when you can hide from one of my EVIL Curses! Just for that, you are going to have such a nasty rash!", Murray said.

[The Republic of Lanos]

Let's give the God of Nationstates a day and then we can consider this idea...ok?

*hides from imcoming curses*

"AHA! Foolish Mortal! It will be a cold day when you can hide from one of my EVIL Curses! Just for that, you are going to have such a nasty rash!", Murray said.

Candle Jack is unaffected. Murray, I'm a ghost. What else can you do?

[Murray the Evil Skull]

Lorenz Fisher, a minor aide to the WA Seat, popped up and said, "Her secondary sexual characteristics are rather large, a value desired by heterosexual males as a marker of fertility, as far as the evolutionary side of things are concerned."
As he popped back out, he paused to add, "Also, boobs are fun."

"I do hope the Astro-Malsitari WA Seat is not implying that only heterosexual males would value Her Excellency's obvious talents", Princess Christine said with a slightly devilish smile.

"I'm glad to see that there is some additional agreement about the Ambassador's assets and talents, royal Mortal!"

[Murray the Evil Skull]

"AHA! Foolish Mortal! It will be a cold day when you can hide from one of my EVIL Curses! Just for that, you are going to have such a nasty rash!", Murray said.

Candle Jack is unaffected. Murray, I'm a ghost. What else can you do?

A female catgirl minion holds a cell phone up to Murrays head. He begins to speak into it,
"Ah Janine! I think I could use some help from Doctors Stantz, Venkmann, and Spengler. Theres a free floating, full torso, vaporous apparition loose in the Festering Snakepit."

Murray ends the call and smiles at Candle Jack and says evilly,
"Who ya gonna call......"

[Ghostbusters International]

A short while later the sound of sirens are heard and the door to the Snakpit is opened. Four men(three White and one black) walk in wearing tan jumpsuits. Two of them are holding P.K.E. meters in their hands and are waving them around as if looking for something. All of the men have proton accelerators straped to their backs. One of the men looks around at the delegates and asks,

"Has anyone seen a ghost?"

[The Republic of Lanos]

A short while later the sound of sirens are heard and the door to the Snakpit is opened. Four men(three White and one black) walk in wearing tan jumpsuits. Two of them are holding P.K.E. meters in their hands and are waving them around as if looking for something. All of the men have proton accelerators straped to their backs. One of the men looks around at the delegates and asks,

"Has anyone seen a ghost?"

Son of a...*warps the fuck out*

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[Bloodstone Kay]

I hear she has precious booty, or was it an overflowing chest of treasure?