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What is your government's position on ponies and ponyism?

Ponies are delicious! Pass the mashed potatoes please.
34
20%
Ponies don't exist, they are a symptom of a virulent disease.
10
6%
Ponies exist, but they are robots.
2
1%
Ponies exist, but they are simply small horses. Nothing special about them.
42
25%
Ponies are demons from hell sent here to enslave mankind.
13
8%
Ponies are sapient beings and some are capable of magic.
60
36%
Other (please comment and explain your government's position)
7
4%
 
Total votes : 168

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Flibbleites
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Postby Flibbleites » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:18 pm

Canteron wrote:
Hiriaurtung Arororugul wrote:
Naturally. :roll:


It stems largly from the fact that shutters are hard to operate with hooves.

One would think that pencils and brushes would also be hard to operate without opposable thumbs.

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Canteron wrote:Canteron is a pony state, and ALL ponies deserve equal rights! This is an outrageous proposal on par with suggesting black people be eaten!


So not ridiculous at all? :eyebrow: Soylens Viridians is a staple part of the average Legionary citizens Diet. Ponies, sentient or otherwise are no different.

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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:19 pm

Flibbleites wrote:
Canteron wrote:
It stems largly from the fact that shutters are hard to operate with hooves.

One would think that pencils and brushes would also be hard to operate without opposable thumbs.

Bob Flibble
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Mr. Flibble, what's your opinion about sapient ponies?

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The Emerald Legion
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Postby The Emerald Legion » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:19 pm

Salvarity wrote:Speaking for my Puppet.

Against.

this is state sanction murder.


Fascism is WA i see


Not really, merely use of available resources.

Dilange wrote:
Sionis Prioratus wrote:
As a matter of fact, our God as well as Our Goddess both command us to do just that.

Yours shining with Torah's radiance,


the fact you just took the Torah out of context, sickens me to the deepest and most hatred. When you claim to follow a God or Goddess, please read their teaching the context the Ancient Ones gave it to us please.

*Defenstrates the ambassador for the final time*


It's Defenastrate.

*Dismembers Dilangian Ambassador and then Defenestrates them.*


Flibbleites wrote:OOC: I've got two words for you, Garish Post. Look it up.

OOC: I did. My post is not. Use of Background and color doesn't mean it's Garish. This is Garish. This is Complementary. Ask me to stop for this thread if it bothers you, but do not imply that I am breaking some sort of guideline please. I am usually more than reasonable with polite requests. :lol:
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Yuktova
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Postby Yuktova » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:20 pm

Dilange wrote:
Sionis Prioratus wrote:
Which would, once more, prove this man right:

(Image)


And that man is? I've never seen this man in my life.

This man is a famous Yuktovan scientist named Charles Darwin.
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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:21 pm

Yuktova wrote:
Dilange wrote:
And that man is? I've never seen this man in my life.

This man is a famous Yuktovan scientist named Charles Darwin.


And what did he have to say?

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Sionis Prioratus
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Postby Sionis Prioratus » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:21 pm

Dilange wrote:
Sionis Prioratus wrote:
Which would, once more, prove this man right:

(Image)


And that man is? I've never seen this man in my life.


That is Rebbe D'ar Tov Win, a Jewish saint who releaved centuries ago to our people the Halachic reality of the Goddess's existence, as well as how we were blindly following superstitions disguised as traditions. He revealed the true meaning of Torah to us, as well as the Laws of Evolution.

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Flibbleites
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Postby Flibbleites » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:22 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Flibbleites wrote:One would think that pencils and brushes would also be hard to operate without opposable thumbs.

Bob Flibble
WA Representative


Mr. Flibble, what's your opinion about sapient ponies?

I try not to have an opinion on this sort of thing, lest I receive a visit from a certain bad-tempered, foul-mouthed moogle chieftain.

Bob Flibble
WA Representative

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:23 pm

The Emerald Legion wrote:
Salvarity wrote:Speaking for my Puppet.

Against.

this is state sanction murder.


Fascism is WA i see


Not really, merely use of available resources.

Dilange wrote:
the fact you just took the Torah out of context, sickens me to the deepest and most hatred. When you claim to follow a God or Goddess, please read their teaching the context the Ancient Ones gave it to us please.

*Defenstrates the ambassador for the final time*


It's Defenastrate.

*Dismembers Dilangian Ambassador and then Defenestrates them.*


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Legokiller
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Postby Legokiller » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:23 pm

I proposal this edited draft of "Promotion Of Ponies As A Food Source" to replace the original

Promotion Of Ponies As A Food Source

Category: Advancement of Industry
Area of Effect: Environmental Deregulation

The World Assembly,

CONCERNED that many communities suffer food shortages due to lack of farmland and pastures,

NOTING that this tagrets towads DOMESTICATED OR WILD PONIES, NOT Sapient Ponies like Rainbow Dash

ALSO CONCERNED that many communities must import much of their food, leading to increased prices,

NOTING that war, trade embargoes, or supply inefficiencies can lead to food shortages in these areas,

FURTHER NOTING the recent and dramatic expansion of the DOMESTICATED pony population in WA member states,

HOPING to alleviate these anxieties regarding adequate food supplies,

ALLOWS the hunting of WILD ponies in all WA member states,

SUGGESTS that the most humane methods of hunting be used,

REQUIRES the reporting of DOMESTICATED pony harvests to the international community, especially if a species may become endangered,

ENCOURAGES nations conducting DOMESTICATED pony harvests to develop programs encouraging efficient use of the animals.
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Salvarity
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Postby Salvarity » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:24 pm

I'm to lazy to go into my puppet to post this.

Gonna post from here


This is a legislation posted by a National Socialist nation which allows Human Supremacist to willingly murder a Sapient race which are internationally recognized by many WA member state as Sapient. This is State Sponsored murder which is an element of Far Right Fascism, If this legislation passes the WA it will be a repeat of the Murderous Former National Socialist Germany. Germany may have been a nation only in a fictional TV show called Real World but Real World has influenced many nations around the Nation States world and promoted Genocide. Genocidal actions by a government against an Ethnic Minority i should note is wrong due to GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION # 9:Prevention of Torture along with GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION # 19:Child Protection Act and GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION # 35 :The Charter of Civil Rights

GAR #9 is violated because to kill something you may torture and many Human Supremacist will torture Ponies to show they are better. GAR # 19 is violated because this is abuse of Children. Pony Children to be exact and GAR # 35 is violated on so many levels. Go read it some time. So in due this Resolution is Illegal unless you get said Resolutions repealed.
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Spazistan
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Postby Spazistan » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:25 pm

For!

Is there some sort of aid program I can join in, perhaps a ponies-for-oil?

We in spazistan have no ponies as they are easily spooked and terribly delicious.

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The Greater Aryan Race
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Postby The Greater Aryan Race » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:26 pm

Support! Pony meat makes good military rations.

BUT...we want it to include Sapient Ponies.
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Because if it is, I'm probably going to say something mean and contrary just to contradict the majority.

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:26 pm

Sionis Prioratus wrote:
Dilange wrote:
And that man is? I've never seen this man in my life.


That is Rebbe D'ar Tov Win, a Jewish saint who releaved centuries ago to our people the Halachic reality of the Goddess's existence, as well as how we were blindly following superstitions disguised as traditions. He revealed the true meaning of Torah to us, as well as the Laws of Evolution.

Yours in revealing a treasure,


Yet it is weird that our country has never heard of this man. We go with Yuktova that this man is a scientist by the name of Charles Darwin as it says on the picture.

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:27 pm

The Greater Aryan Race wrote:Support! Pony meat makes good military rations.

BUT...we want it to include Sapient Ponies.


Sorry that break countless of WA resolutions put beforehand. Would you like to be defenstrated?

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Salvarity
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Postby Salvarity » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:27 pm

I got one question. This Resolution will include Sapient Ponies. Which Violates GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION # 35:The Charter of Civil Rights so isn't this an Illegal Proposal
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Postby The Holy Twig » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:27 pm

This is the silliest WA proposal I've seen in several months.

and I've seen some silly WA proposals.
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Postby Astro-Malsitari WA Seat » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:28 pm

The Emerald Legion wrote:
Salvarity wrote:Speaking for my Puppet.

Against.

this is state sanction murder.


Fascism is WA i see


Not really, merely use of available resources.

Dilange wrote:
the fact you just took the Torah out of context, sickens me to the deepest and most hatred. When you claim to follow a God or Goddess, please read their teaching the context the Ancient Ones gave it to us please.

*Defenstrates the ambassador for the final time*


It's Defenastrate.

*Dismembers Dilangian Ambassador and then Defenestrates them.*


(OOC: No, it is defenestrate, from Latin de- (down/away from, regarding) + fenestra (window))
Dr. Chandler Whitt, Ambassador from Malsitar, stood up, and said, "I once had to survive for three months on nothing but horse meat during The War. I would be intrigued to know if pony tastes any differently."
He then turned to the ambassadors from Dilange and Sionis Prioratus, and yelled, "Ooh, a Jew-fight!"
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Postby Canteron » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:28 pm

Salvarity wrote:I'm to lazy to go into my puppet to post this.

Gonna post from here


This is a legislation posted by a National Socialist nation which allows Human Supremacist to willingly murder a Sapient race which are internationally recognized by many WA member state as Sapient. This is State Sponsored murder which is an element of Far Right Fascism, If this legislation passes the WA it will be a repeat of the Murderous Former National Socialist Germany. Germany may have been a nation only in a fictional TV show called Real World but Real World has influenced many nations around the Nation States world and promoted Genocide. Genocidal actions by a government against an Ethnic Minority i should note is wrong due to GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION # 9:Prevention of Torture along with GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION # 19:Child Protection Act and GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION # 35 :The Charter of Civil Rights

GAR #9 is violated because to kill something you may torture and many Human Supremacist will torture Ponies to show they are better. GAR # 19 is violated because this is abuse of Children. Pony Children to be exact and GAR # 35 is violated on so many levels. Go read it some time. So in due this Resolution is Illegal unless you get said Resolutions repealed.


And as such this resolution must not be passed!
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:29 pm

Dilange wrote:
The Greater Aryan Race wrote:Support! Pony meat makes good military rations.

BUT...we want it to include Sapient Ponies.


Sorry that break countless of WA resolutions put beforehand. Would you like to be defenstrated?


Candle Jack floats in.

I believe that we should debate the proposal instead of defenestrating people unless its well-deserved.

Keep this up and I may start defenestrating people. Or banishing people to hell with my special portal.

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Sionis Prioratus
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Postby Sionis Prioratus » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:29 pm

Dilange wrote:
Sionis Prioratus wrote:
That is Rebbe D'ar Tov Win, a Jewish saint who releaved centuries ago to our people the Halachic reality of the Goddess's existence, as well as how we were blindly following superstitions disguised as traditions. He revealed the true meaning of Torah to us, as well as the Laws of Evolution.

Yours in revealing a treasure,


Yet it is weird that our country has never heard of this man. We go with Yuktova that this man is a scientist by the name of Charles Darwin as it says on the picture.


The Yuktovan scientist is our Rebbe's twin brother. The Goddess works in mysterious ways, and She regrets that She and God have created the ponies. Hence, they are bent on destroying them.

Yours in prophecising the slaughter of the ponies,
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Hiriaurtung Arororugul
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Postby Hiriaurtung Arororugul » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:30 pm

Licana wrote:
Hiriaurtung Arororugul wrote:CONCERNED that many communities suffer food shortages due to lack of farmland and pastures,

Is there a source to back this claim?

Hiriaurtung Arororugul wrote:NOTING that war, trade embargoes, or supply inefficiencies can lead to food shortages in these areas,

I'm sure that, with the scale and number of nations in the world, that the only thing that would commonly affect the trade of a nation in such a manner is a full military blockade. At that point, if the nation in question is reliant on trade to supply them with food, I highly doubt that allowing the consumption of ponies (of which, I wasn't aware was banned in a majority of WA nations) would help to relieve the problem enough.

Hiriaurtung Arororugul wrote:FURTHER NOTING the recent and dramatic expansion of the pony population in WA member states,

What?

Hiriaurtung Arororugul wrote:HOPING to alleviate these anxieties regarding adequate food supplies,

These are?

Hiriaurtung Arororugul wrote:ALLOWS the hunting of ponies in all WA member states,

Why would one hunt a commonly domesticated animal?

Hiriaurtung Arororugul wrote:SUGGESTS that the most humane methods of hunting be used,

Such as?

Even if this was over an actual problem faced by a large number of nations and provided a halfway decent solution to said problem, I doubt it would be passed like this.

Well ambassador, what revisions would you suggest to improve the draft? This is a drafting discussion and I am very keen to produce the best proposal possible.
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The Holy Twig
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Postby The Holy Twig » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:31 pm

Legokiller wrote:I proposal this edited draft of "Promotion Of Ponies As A Food Source" to replace the original

Promotion Of Ponies As A Food Source

Category: Advancement of Industry
Area of Effect: Environmental Deregulation

The World Assembly,

CONCERNED that many communities suffer food shortages due to lack of farmland and pastures,

NOTING that this tagrets towads DOMESTICATED OR WILD PONIES, NOT Sapient Ponies like Rainbow Dash

ALSO CONCERNED that many communities must import much of their food, leading to increased prices,

NOTING that war, trade embargoes, or supply inefficiencies can lead to food shortages in these areas,

FURTHER NOTING the recent and dramatic expansion of the DOMESTICATED pony population in WA member states,

HOPING to alleviate these anxieties regarding adequate food supplies,

ALLOWS the hunting of WILD ponies in all WA member states,

SUGGESTS that the most humane methods of hunting be used,

REQUIRES the reporting of DOMESTICATED pony harvests to the international community, especially if a species may become endangered,

ENCOURAGES nations conducting DOMESTICATED pony harvests to develop programs encouraging efficient use of the animals.

I'd vote for this.
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Postby Salvarity » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:31 pm

this also violates GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION # 38:Convention Against Genocide
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Postby Dilange » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:32 pm

So far as it has been brought to my attention, this act has caused many conflictions with other resolution passed by the WA. From the "freedom of Expression" to the "Charter for Civil Rights", this draft breaks them. Until these problems are fixed, this draft is currently illegal in the WA.

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The Greater Aryan Race
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Postby The Greater Aryan Race » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:32 pm

Dilange wrote:
The Greater Aryan Race wrote:Support! Pony meat makes good military rations.

BUT...we want it to include Sapient Ponies.


Sorry that break countless of WA resolutions put beforehand. Would you like to be defenstrated?


As much as this may sound stupid, what exactly are sapient ponies?
Imperium Sidhicum wrote:So, uh... Is this another one of those threads where everyone is supposed to feel outraged and circle-jerk in agreement of how injust and terrible the described incident is?

Because if it is, I'm probably going to say something mean and contrary just to contradict the majority.

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