Eradication of Ponyism

[Dilange]

Please propose this, please,I am begging you and I want to see this become law.

Well A, this wouldnt happen

B, we wait until "On Sapient Beings" passes.....

[Canteron]

And yet they are real ponies. I just love how the people for this proposal keep bringing up that ponies are people in costumes trying to stop this legislation. Few people who do are covered by Freedom of Expression. THe majority of ponies are real and hold intelligence. Im surprised you are against us, isnt "accepting those who think like us and act like us, no matter who they are" part of the Jewish faith and the Torah's teachings?

The only time a grown pony has ever shown a sliver of sapience in the Torah, it was a miracle straight from God Himself. Nor God nor the Goddess have ever repeated the miracle. For they wanted us to know that ponies and donkeys are fundamentally non-sapient.

Yours praying for the Mashiach,

Donkeys are not ponies.

[Sionis Prioratus]

Aren't they also not kosher? This coming from a new-Jewish player.

THey aren't. Horses don't have split hooves or chew their cud.

We eat them, feel guilty, become impure for a few days, ask for forgiveness on Yom Kippur, and we are forgiven. Then we binge-eat ponyburgers again.

Yours in being a Master of the Torah,

[Dilange]

THey aren't. Horses don't have split hooves or chew their cud.

We eat them, feel guilty, become impure for a few days, ask for forgiveness on Yom Kippur, and we are forgiven. Then we binge-eat ponyburgers again.

Yours in being a Master of the Torah,

They you are not worthy of being called a Jewish Kingdom then. Adonai always watches us and judges us. You and your people will be stuck in limbo for your sins against him.

[Sionis Prioratus]

The only time a grown pony has ever shown a sliver of sapience in the Torah, it was a miracle straight from God Himself. Nor God nor the Goddess have ever repeated the miracle. For they wanted us to know that ponies and donkeys are fundamentally non-sapient.

Yours praying for the Mashiach,

Donkeys are not ponies.

Indeed they are not. Donkeys are smarter and more useful. Less tasty, though.

Yours hunting ponies on horseback,

[Legokiller]

We request to add DOMESTICATED OR WILD PONIES term within the Draft so that it prevents confusion over a sapient ponies and a small horse on which type to harvest.

[Dark Mule]

I say neigh to this proposal!

[Biop]

Please propose this, please,I am begging you and I want to see this become law.

Well A, this wouldnt happen

B, we wait until "On Sapient Beings" passes.....

3 WW3 would strike out.

[Dilange]

Donkeys are not ponies.

Indeed they are not. Donkeys are smarter and more useful. Less tasty, though.

Yours hunting ponies on horseback,

Yet you still refute Adonai's creations? Lovely. Apparently you should start killing other races of civilians within your society as well for meat, since you refuse to accept God's creations, no matter how different they are from humanity.

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

Naturally.

It stems largly from the fact that shutters are hard to operate with hooves.

Forget operating the shutter, how would they have manufactured a camera in the first place?

[Sionis Prioratus]

We eat them, feel guilty, become impure for a few days, ask for forgiveness on Yom Kippur, and we are forgiven. Then we binge-eat ponyburgers again.

Yours in being a Master of the Torah,

They you are not worthy of being called a Jewish Kingdom then. Adonai always watches us and judges us. You and your people will be stuck in limbo for your sins against him.

When facing old-time Jews, we thank our Jewish Goddess for being such unorthodox Jews.

Yours dancing naked around a bonfire in Jerusalem whilst covered on pony blood,

[Dilange]

Well A, this wouldnt happen

B, we wait until "On Sapient Beings" passes.....

3 WW3 would strike out.

Huh?

Let me rephrase what my point was:

A) This would never pass
B) "On Sapient Beings" needs to be passed first.
C) Changes to this draft need to be made, even some retitling.

[Dilange]

They you are not worthy of being called a Jewish Kingdom then. Adonai always watches us and judges us. You and your people will be stuck in limbo for your sins against him.

When facing old-time Jews, we thank our Jewish Goddess for being such unorthodox Jews.

Yours dancing naked around a bonfire in Jerusalem whilst covered on pony blood,

Yet we are not orthodox but conservative. You are just heretics.

*Defenstrates the ambassador again*

[Sionis Prioratus]

Indeed they are not. Donkeys are smarter and more useful. Less tasty, though.

Yours hunting ponies on horseback,

Yet you still refute Adonai's creations? Lovely. Apparently you should start killing other races of civilians within your society as well for meat, since you refuse to accept God's creations, no matter how different they are from humanity.

As a matter of fact, our God as well as Our Goddess both command us to do just that.

Yours shining with Torah's radiance,

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

this would allow the killing of people who dress up as ponies and claim to be "ponies" to be hunted and killed for meat,

I'm fairly certain that they would quickly shed the costume and declare their non-ponyness if they thought they would be killed.

[Dilange]

this would allow the killing of people who dress up as ponies and claim to be "ponies" to be hunted and killed for meat,

I'm fairly certain that they would quickly shed the costume and declare their non-ponyness if they thought they would be killed.

Are you sure Ambassador? If they claim themselves to be ponies then they are able to be converted into meat by this legislation.

[Salvarity]

Speaking for my Puppet.

Against.

this is state sanction murder.


Fascism is WA i see

[Dilange]

Yet you still refute Adonai's creations? Lovely. Apparently you should start killing other races of civilians within your society as well for meat, since you refuse to accept God's creations, no matter how different they are from humanity.

As a matter of fact, our God as well as Our Goddess both command us to do just that.

Yours shining with Torah's radiance,

the fact you just took the Torah out of context, sickens me to the deepest and most hatred. When you claim to follow a God or Goddess, please read their teaching the context the Ancient Ones gave it to us please.

*Defenstrates the ambassador for the final time*

[Dilange]

Speaking for my Puppet.

Against.

this is state sanction murder.


Fascism is WA i see

Of course, ever since LP got passed.....sorry but thats not true. The WA has always had elements of fascism lurking in its corridors and halls.

[Sionis Prioratus]

I'm fairly certain that they would quickly shed the costume and declare their non-ponyness if they thought they would be killed.

Are you sure Ambassador? If they claim themselves to be ponies then they are able to be converted into meat by this legislation.

Which would, once more, prove this man right:

[Dilange]

Are you sure Ambassador? If they claim themselves to be ponies then they are able to be converted into meat by this legislation.

Which would, once more, prove this man right:

And that man is? I've never seen this man in my life.

[Magnum Ultra]

Ponies are a plague. They must be exterminated.


OOC: no offense meant

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

I'm fairly certain that they would quickly shed the costume and declare their non-ponyness if they thought they would be killed.

Are you sure Ambassador? If they claim themselves to be ponies then they are able to be converted into meat by this legislation.

If they are silly enough to continue claiming to be ponies while people are mistakenly killing them....then they probably deserve to be killed for being delusional cretins that dress up in animal costumes and pretend to be real animals.

[Licana]

CONCERNED that many communities suffer food shortages due to lack of farmland and pastures,

Is there a source to back this claim?

NOTING that war, trade embargoes, or supply inefficiencies can lead to food shortages in these areas,

I'm sure that, with the scale and number of nations in the world, that the only thing that would commonly affect the trade of a nation in such a manner is a full military blockade. At that point, if the nation in question is reliant on trade to supply them with food, I highly doubt that allowing the consumption of ponies (of which, I wasn't aware was banned in a majority of WA nations) would help to relieve the problem enough.

FURTHER NOTING the recent and dramatic expansion of the pony population in WA member states,

What?

HOPING to alleviate these anxieties regarding adequate food supplies,

These are?

ALLOWS the hunting of ponies in all WA member states,

Why would one hunt a commonly domesticated animal?

SUGGESTS that the most humane methods of hunting be used,

Such as?

Even if this was over an actual problem faced by a large number of nations and provided a halfway decent solution to said problem, I doubt it would be passed like this.

[Dilange]

Are you sure Ambassador? If they claim themselves to be ponies then they are able to be converted into meat by this legislation.

If they are silly enough to continue claiming to be ponies while people are mistakenly killing them....then they probably deserve to be killed for being delusional cretins that dress up in animal costumes and pretend to be real animals.

AGain Freedom of Expression.