Category: Political Stability | Strength: Strong
The World Assembly,
AWARE of the prominence of the General Assembly, the original Snakepit besides the Organization-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named, in international legislation,
IRKED by its constant attention to areas of law that really do not require international legislation,
IDENTIFYING the more recent ones as the following:
- Gambling
- Prostitutes
- Nukes
- Drugs
ALSO NOTING the obsession with adding to the WA bureaucracy the GA seems to have
DECIDING to cover them all at once, in order to get them out of the way,
The World Assembly hereby:
1a. BANS gambling for all those over the age of majority in each individual member nation
1b. LEGALIZES gambling for all those under said ages of majority
1c. ORDERS member nations to have an age of majority in order to comply with this,
2a. DEMANDS that all member nations shut up about prostitution, as it reminds us all way too much of the abortion debate
2b. MENTIONS abortion, just because it seemingly has to be mentioned in every proposal
3a. BANS nations from using nuclear weapons, unless they are being used to kill people;
3b. BANS the buying or selling of nuclear weapons, unless said buying or selling is with the intention of using said nuclear weapon in accordance with Clause 3a;
4a. ORDERS enough pot to keep the ambassadors of all "Let's legalize the drugs!" proposals quiet for at least three decades;
4b. BANS all anti-drug ambassadors from the Stranger's Bar;
5. CREATES the Omnipotent WA Watch, to ensure compliance - this authority is to placed at the whim of Secretary-General Gratwick; gnomes will carry out all other roles, and shall "staff" the Watch;
6. TAMBIÉN USANDO ESPAÑOL: porque nosotros podemos;
