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Gladiator Fights?

Postby Tabaros » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:38 pm

For the nations that have slaves and gladiator fights would anyone wanna make a sport contest out of it?

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Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:56 pm

We do not have slaves, but many men would be willing to have gladiator fights.
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Postby Old Vester » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:59 pm

New Nicksyllvania wrote:Slaves are barred from Gladiator fights, only free men whom volunteer are allowed to participate.

Forcing people to fight for amusement is barbaric. Combat should be an honourable, voluntary agreement between two civilised gentlemen.

That is the most civilised thing I've heard come from you.......ever.
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Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:03 am

taking into account what New Nicksyllvania said, we would only put men who wanted to do this into fights. Also, oru men would only be allowed into exhibition matches. But since im in the WA, i am probably barred from doing this anyway.
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Postby Tabaros » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:05 am

They could be between two civilised gentlemen who voluntary agreed. Or for the crueler countries it could be slaves.

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Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:17 am

Well, we will agree to and join this league on one condition: All matches that our men particapate in involve no fighting to the death. We do not care what other matches involve.
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Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:21 am

New Nicksyllvania wrote:
Stuffed Taxidermists wrote:Well, we will agree to and join this league on one condition: All matches that our men particapate in involve no fighting to the death. We do not care what other matches involve.

Sissies, without death we might as well watch oriental opera's and their "martial art".

No, the risk of death makes the battle all the more glorious. Although we suggest a first blood rule of knockout for junior members.


We would agree to death, but we're in the WA so......... :meh:
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Postby Old Vester » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:23 am

New Nicksyllvania wrote:
Stuffed Taxidermists wrote:Well, we will agree to and join this league on one condition: All matches that our men particapate in involve no fighting to the death. We do not care what other matches involve.

Sissies, without death we might as well watch oriental opera's and their "martial art".

No, the risk of death makes the battle all the more glorious. Although we suggest a first blood rule of knockout for junior members.

Agreed. Without the certain chance of death then it just makes it extreme wrestling.
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Postby Quiahuitlpan » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:27 am

Our slaves do not compete in gladiator contests, but we have many champions and nobles who would gladly slay foreigners in the name of our gods.
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Postby Tabaros » Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:03 am

Then let's start a signup thread!

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Postby Quiahuitlpan » Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:19 am

Tabaros wrote:Then let's start a signup thread!

Are you intending to do it?

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Postby Tabaros » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:01 am

Nope I said Let's as in someone else do it.

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Postby The Western Reaches » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:08 am

I don't personally have slaves, but I'm sure gladiator...


OK it was a terrible joke. :rofl:
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Postby Bears Armed » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:08 am

Would this be humans-only, or would an anthropomorphic (Polar) Bear -- fighting in a 'Viking' style -- also be an acceptable contestant?
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Postby Suckeryou » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:20 am

Stuffed Taxidermists wrote:
New Nicksyllvania wrote:Sissies, without death we might as well watch oriental opera's and their "martial art".

No, the risk of death makes the battle all the more glorious. Although we suggest a first blood rule of knockout for junior members.

We would agree to death, but we're in the WA so......... :meh:
We're talking about ancient Rome here.
Back then there were many combats involving free men. And not all were to the death. Training the gladiators was expensive. There was no profit if half of your fighters died every time out. There had to be a way for beginners to start off before they earned a name for themselves.

As for us, we've noticed that in history books there was a great deal of gambling towards who was going to win in bouts. We would be very happy to take a piece of that action. 8)
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Postby Varvonti » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:53 pm

We would be interested, we would send slaves

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Postby Quiahuitlpan » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:12 pm

Okay finally got around to making a gladiator thread:
Here it is


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