“Excuse me, Ms Náttmörðsdóttir?”
In her hotel room in Græntfjall, Lillý Náttmörðsdóttir was prepping for her press conference. She popped the ‘Team Mlima Kijani’ baseball cap onto her head, then off, examining herself in the mirror to decide whether her long blonde ponytail looked better tucked through the back of the cap, or without any cap at all. But she was also scrolling on her phone, and a notification had just come up: ‘Náttmörðsdóttir agrees to test drive with UrGa’.
She stamped her foot. Lillý was barely five feet and this was a hotel built to accommodate the thumping of BFG feet: her little stomp didn’t make much of a sound. But her anger was clear.
“My manager. He accepted a testing offer on my behalf, even though I specifically told him I didn’t want to go with UrGa.”
Thawab Hassan, Lillý’s personal assistant, did his best to bite his tongue. Like most White Kijanis, Lillý was fanatically anti-communist. The idea of driving for what was essentially the state team of the Pridnestrovian DPR-USS obviously riled her.
But Lillý’s call sheet hadn’t exactly been burning up with offers. So far she had testing offers from Sivaleinen, a relatively unknown team of Mertagne, but Thawab knew well how cliquish Anaia tended to be, and it seemed a long shot. Not as long of a shot as the other testing offer from Tropicorp-Colorworks, a team that was – and it hurt Thawab to say it, for he was devoted to Lillý – but far above her pay grade and experience. Now there was this offer to go have a test drive with UrGa. Thawab respected Lillý’s pride, but he also enjoyed being able to afford food. He needed her to find a job.
“It’s just a test drive,” he ventured cautiously. “You’re not committing to anything. And it could be good experience.”
She didn’t seem convinced. Thawab tried again.
“And it’s in Rushmore. Not too far away. You could be there and back in a day!”
Lillý decided it was better without the cap. She tossed the Team Mlima Kijani cap to the side, where it bounced off the bed onto the floor. Not for the first time, Thawab thought it was probably for the best that she was basically unknown in her home country.
“Just make sure I don’t get conscripted onto some collective farm,” she said.
Thawab nodded eagerly, moved to open the door for her.
Press conference for Lillý Náttmörðsdóttir
“Ms Náttmörðsdóttir, what kind of experience are you looking to gain should you be given a seat in WGPC?”
“I’ve crashed into walls in Mlima Kijani. I’ve crashed into walls in Schutzenphalia and West Ruhntuhnkuhnland. I’ve crashed into walls in Græntfjall. I’ve crashed into walls all over Atlantian Oceania. And through OWARS, I’ve had a chance at crashing into walls around the world. But I’m hungry for more. There are bigger walls. More exotic walls. More famous walls. Walls on some of the greatest race courses in the world, scenes of historic Grand Prix drama, that I’ve yet to crash into. And I truly believe, if given the chance, I could prove that I’m capable of crashing into all of them.”
“Mlima Kijani has a life expectancy below 60. 27% of its adult population are infected with VODAIS. Its GDP per capita is barely 1,000 NS$. Is investing in a sports car driver really the best use of the country’s limited resources?”
“I’m privately financed. Believe me, I’m also very concerned by some of the decisions being taken in Ntukabanda. In fact I have some ideas on how…”
Thawab shook his head off the side, then waved his left hand, reminding Lillý to check her own hand. She glanced at the palm, where she’d sharpied a reminder to herself: don’t advocate a paramilitary coup. Right. Don’t.
“Anyway, perhaps putting Mlima Kijani on the map could help attract investment and opportunity in the country.”
“The WGPC is very competitive and there are many talented drivers competing for places. Why should a team take a gamble on someone who, with all due respect, has such a modest record as yourself? Are you really going to help a team win?”
“I think it depends on your definition of ‘win’. If you mean, am I going to win the drivers’ championship? No.”
“…that’s how everyone defines ‘win’, ma’am.”
“But there are other ways of winning. For example, getting notice for your sponsors. WGPC is expensive and teams are reliant on keeping their sponsors happy. Now, picture this. It’s a competitive race, and all the best drivers are up there competing with one another for the finish line, their cars all bunched together. Going to be pretty hard to see the sponsor logos! But then, who’s that, half a lap back, all on her own? Her car so clearly visible, the camera with an extra few seconds, minutes even, to focus on the sponsor logos?” Lillý tapped her forehead.
There’s a lengthy pause as the journalists digest her philosophical musings.
“Assuming your car isn’t a crumpled wreck.”
“Well, yes, admittedly…”































