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In a striking reminder of the gulf between the glamorous world of WGPC racing and everyday life in Mlima Kijani, the body of a stowaway has been discovered in the undercarriage of yesterday’s Air Kijani flight from Ntukabanda to Orean. The flight, which was carrying Mlima Kijani’s new superstar racing driver Lillý Náttmörðsdóttir, arrived without incident at Orean, but Náttmörðsdóttir was then delayed catching her connection to Talbott, where the Liventian Grand Prix will open the new WGPC season, when the body was discovered. “It’s absolutely terrible,” said Náttmörðsdóttir. “A 45 minute delay? Totally unacceptable.” Náttmörðsdóttir also complained that she had to drink a “barely chilled” diet soda while waiting. “This is literally the worst thing imaginable,” she said, choking back sobs as she related how she was told there were no ice cubes available. “Could there be a crueller fate?”
There is no suggestion Liventian authorities could have known about the stowaway prior to the plane’s arrival at Orean, with the stowaway believed to have attempted to board via the landing wheel while the plane was at President Chane Njuguna Airport, Ntukabanda. Incidents of Kijanis attempting to stowaway on international flights have increased with the country’s worsening economic plight and increase in internal tensions owing to civil unrest, separatist rebellion, and interfaith conflict. Stowaways rarely survive the trip, however, either falling from the wheel apparatus during flight or passing out owing to depressurization of the hold and then being crushed when the machinery moves. Náttmörðsdóttir suggested “stricter security” at the airport was needed, with “pointier barbed wire” among her recommendations. “That, I think, would completely solve the problem,” she said.
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